Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, and Death Note.
Hello my awesome readers! How's life? Welcome to my profile, which is very long I might add. On this page, you'll be able to see how random I can be and how crazy I really am. You'll be able to see my likes, dis-likes, and everything in between. So sit back, put up your feet, and enjoy the ride. To all of you who don't PM me often, I AM NOT DEAD! I just have a really bad case of writer's block...
Likes: Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Dethnote, Inu-Yasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, Vampire Knight
Anime Characters: Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Naruto, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Ichigo, Rukia, L, Matt, Beyond Birthday, Mello, Near (I love the Whammy kids!), Ryuk, Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, Koga, The Great Dog Demon, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Alucard, Yuki, Zero
Bands: Godsmack, Korn, Metallica, Slipknot, Demon Hunter, Papa Roach, Disturbed, Guns 'N' Roses, Static-X, Three Days Grace, Type O Negative, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, AFI, Simple Plan, Hoobastank, Rasmus, Billy Talent, Nightmare, Crush 40, Celldweller, Lordi, Linkin Park, Proxwhy?gen, Jack Off Jill, Creature Feature, The Veer Union, Creed, MSI (and a bunch of others I forgot)
Songs: Moon Baby, Stress, Voodo, I Fucking Hate You, Whatever, Trash, Falling Away From Me, 4 U, Dirty, Make Me Bad, Sad But True, For Whom The Bell Tolls, No Leaf Clover, Enter Sandman, Turn The Page, King Nothing, The Memory Remains, Fade To Black, Sulfer, Psychosocial, Dead Memories, Butcher's Hook, Snuff, Wherein Lies Continue, Chiled Of Burnig Time, Vermillion, Vermillion pt.2, Puls Of The Maggots, Before I Forget, Snap, Not Ready To Die, Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, Wanna Be Loved, Scars, Inside The Fire,The Night, Hanted, Enough, The Curse, Torn, Criminal, Divide, Facade, Paradice City, November Rain, Sweet Child Of Mine, Cold, Loser, The Only, Canibal, Animal I Have Become, Pain, I Hate Everything About You, Never Too Late, Wolf Moon, Everyone I Love Is Dead, Bloody Kisses, Comatose, Whispers In The Dark, The Last Night, Rebirthing, Live Free Or Let Me Die, Invincible, Move, Puppet, Rawkfist, Phenomenon, My Own Enemy, Prelude 12/21, Miss Murder, Love Like Winter, Girls Not Grey, Silver And Cold, Bleed Black, I'm Just A Kid, Perfect, When I'm Gone, The Reason, Out Of Control, Crawling In The Dark, My Turn, Inside Of You, In The Shadows, Open My Eyes, Immortal, Lucifer's Angel, Rusted From The Rain, Fallen Leaves, White Sparrows, Devil In A Midnight Mass, The World, Alumina, Jashin To Bara, Tokyo Shounen, Never Turn Back, What I'm Made Of, All Hail Shadow, I Am (All Of Me), Frozen, Switchback, Own Little World, Blood Red Sandman, Who's Your Daddy, Hard Rock Hallelujah, Numb, Breaking the Habit, What I've Done, New Divide, Another, Challanges, Modest, Pain Farmers, Strawberry Gashes, Horrible, Fear Of Dying, Choke, Spit And Rape, A Gorey Demise, Such Horribale Things, The Greatest Show Unearthed, Bound And Gagged, Six Foot Deep, The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, Darker Side Of Me, Seasons, Into You're Garden, What if, Beautiful, Arms Wide Open, Higher, Faceless Man, Number 10, Shut Me Up, Kill The Rock, Get It (again, a bunch of others I forgot)
Movies: Underworld 1-3, Blade 1-3, Friday 13th, Vanhelsing, L Change The World, X-Men 1-4, The Mist, Awake, See No Evil, From Hell, Boy Eats Girl, P.S I Love You, The Hardy Show (funny as hell)
Games: Guitar Hero 1-3, Guitar Hero Metallica, Guitar Hero World Tour, All Naruto Games, Raw vs. SmackDown 08-09,God Of War, Sonic The Hedgehog (all games), Shadow The Hedgehog, Halo, Final Fantesy (all games)
Sonic The Hedgehog Characters: Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Manic (I know it sounds childish, but I don't care!)
Family Guy Characters: Brian, Stewi
Books: Night of The Wolf, The Vampire Lestat, L Change The World (yes, it is a book too) Queen of The Damned, It, Broken, Highland Vampire, Scared To Death, Hanibal The Canibal, Red Dragon, Silence of The Lambs, Adam Copeland One Edge, Batista Unleashed, Death Note 13: How To Read, Death Note Another Note: The Los Angeles B.B Murder Cases, The Hardy Boyz: Exist To Enspire, The Davinci Code, Hearts In Atlantis, Blackwood Farm, The Right Hand Of Evil, Dracula
Manga: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Hell Girl
Colurs: Black, Red, Blue, Dark Purple, Royal Blue, Blood Red (I like dark colours, the only light colour I like is white)
Days: Friday, Saturday
Animals: Wolves, Bears, Tigers
Mythical Creatures: Dragons, Were Wolves, Vampires (Not the ones in Twilight! They suck! Read 'The Vampire Chronicles' by Anne Rice, you'll see what I mean.)
Hobbies: Reading (I read a lot, as you can see), Drawing (Sonic characters and anime characters. Mostly anime), Hanging Out With Friends (I do that all the time)
T.V Shows: CSI, CSI: NY, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Amaracin Dad, Myth Busters, OCC: Orange County Choppers, Criss Angel Mindfreak, The Five Lives Of Criss Angel Mindfreak, Robot Chicken, Drake and Josh, House, Dog The Bounty Hunter,WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, The Jeff Dunham Show
Dislikes: Movies: Chick Flicks (most of them suck)
Music: Hip-Hop (over played and has no meaning. What happend to the love of rock 'n' roll?)
Anime: Everything Else (so far)
Color: Pink, Hot Pink, Metallic Pink (ahhhhhh! It burns!)
Day: Monday (mondays are evil)
Anime Characters: Kagome, Kikiyo, Rin, Jakin, Oruchimaru, Naraku, Kagura, Light Yagami, Misa, Mikami (they're annoying as hell)
Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclips, Breaking Dawn (Bella whines too much)
Book Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen (They Must Die! And Their Kid Too!)
Sasuke Uchiha "It wasn't meaningless. To me, you.. have become my best friend"
"You really are annoying"
"I am an avenger."
"You are one of the one's I want to fight the most.
"What do you know about me, with no siblings or parents?! You were alone from the start! What the hell do you know?! Huh?! I suffer because of the bonds I once had! You don't know what it's like to lose all that!"
"Your life was only spared on a whim, but this time you will lose your life on a whim."
"If you think I'm just some stupid kid ruled by his emotions, then so be it. Saying I should follow in Itachi's footsteps is nothing but pretty words. It's nonsense meant for those who don't know hatred. If anyone wants to deny my way of living, I'll kill everyone they cared about! Maybe then they'll understand...a little of my hatred."
Itachi Uchiha "You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... hatred."
"Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all? I'll show you what the Sharingan can do when it's wielded by a true heir of the bloodline."
"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes I do, come before me."
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"
"We are brothers. That is a unique bond. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together, even if you hate me. That's what being a big brother means."
"I'm sorry Sasuke... There won't be a next time."
"I will never give up... I will never go back on my word. "
"My dream is to become the worlds greatest Hokage!"
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm not going to lose to any of you! "
"The pain of being lonely... is out of this world, isn't it? "
"I will bring Sasuke back for sure. This is a promise of a lifetime."
"Sasuke won't give into someone like that! He's strong enough as it is, I promise! "
"After all that talk about your destiny, you don't really believe in it, do you? "
"Art is an explosion!"
"Don't be impatient, huh! We'll deal with our old friend Orochimaru in time, hmm. We have only three years in which to prepare, and we all know what we need to do to be ready, right? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!"
"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."
"Life's only beautiful...because it's so fleeting, so transient."
"Art is a moment's beauty...it's fragile...fleeting...hmmm!"
"Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future...? Yeah, right. All he did was get killed...hmmm?"
"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me...and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work...and it makes me want to kill you!!"
"Cower in awe!! Cry your heart out!! Because my art...is an EXPLOSION!!"
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies."
"I won't allow my comrades to die! I'll protect you with my life. Trust me."
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
"You want to know what's under my mask? Sure, why didn't you say so in the first place? Okay, here we go. Behind this mask...is another mask! Pretty cool, huh?
"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It's one of the never-ending cycles in life."
"Because you're the only shinobi in the world who can surpass the Fourth. That's what I believe."
"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."
"Those who break the rules of the ninja world are scum...yes that's true. However...those who abandon their friends...are worse than scum."
"Sorry I'm late. A black cat passed my path and I needed to take the long way."
"Well...it looks like...this is it for me. Obito...Rin..."
Death Note Quotes:
L to Matsuda: Sooo, do you wanna go like, drinking tonight?
Light: I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now.
L: But still, whatever the reason... (Kicks Light) An eye for an eye my friend.
Naomi: Um, why do you always check your watch?
Ryuk to Matsuda: You don't do anything but watch TV don't you?
Sidho (Thinking about Mello): What's with this guy? He's human but he's scaaaary.
Ryuk: A heartfelt moment for an unfortunate family.
Light (Thinking): L's succesors. It looks like I'm still fighting L after all this time.
Near to Light: I'm pleased to meet you at last, L number two.
L: Either we lose and we die together, or we successfully catch Kira. Which is it?
Misa: Namikawa's pretty good. Considering his looks, I was expecting that.
L: I am L.
L: When I was his age I did strange things too.
L to Light: It'll be lonely won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon.
L: I'm not doing anything in particular, it's just that, I hear the bell.
Light and the Chief: RYUZAKI!!
Ryuk (After being hugged by Misa): Sorry, I'm a guy. I get a little shy sometimes...
L: Rem, isn't it? That white thing over there?
L: And that justice will prevail no matter what.
Misa: Hey, Light! Wanna go sleep with me tonight?
L: Misa, please stop overreacting it looks too cheesy, not to mention fake.
L to Light: If I should die, would you take over me as L?
L: I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?
L to Light: What's wrong? You've been staring at me for the last 2 minutes. Wait lemme guess, you must be annoyed because I'm the only one eating cake at the moment, am I right?
Matsuda: Is there anything I can do to help with the investigation? Besides the manager thing.
L (after being punched by Light): Uhm ... you know that really hurt.
Misa: Man, this is probably the lamest date I've ever been on.
Matsuda: Hold on a second. Where did you get the finances to build this thing?
Light: I will take a potato chip ... AND EAT IT!
L: Bang! If I were Kira, you'd be dead by now Mr. Soichiro Yagami from the NPA.
Ryuk to Light: But if you kill all the bad people, you will be the only bastard left.
Light: Are you sure this is necessary, Ryuzaki?
L: Kira is childish and he hates losing.
Misa: You have to let me go! I-I need to go to the bathroom! I have to go to the bathroom again! Okay?
Light: What was it?
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Girls Don't Relize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
... What are you talking about? There was nothing here. You're imagening things.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
You know you live in the twenty-first century when...
1. 5th. graders cuss.
2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item
3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.
4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.
6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."
7. You were too stupid to read number 5.
8. You just went back to read number 5.
9. You find number 5 isn't there.
10.You start laughing.
11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"
12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.
Ask me and I'll tell you what was here. I just got board with it.
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101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!! (Things In Bold Are Things I Think Are Funny And/Or Stupid)
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Grab a stuffed animal, run to the front of the store, and stroke it loveingly while saying "good girl, good Mary".
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.
I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I have anger issues, so I MUST like to Cuss alot.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU EVER FELL OF A SWING, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! THEN ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST! PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, sasuke and itachi fan
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! :))
If you miss L from Death Note and cryied when he died, paste this to your profile.
If you think Rem should have killed Light insted of L, copy this to your profile.
If you love Death Note, copy this to your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hear the voices of anime characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you LOVE anime and manga, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover, sasuke and itachi fan
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't care much for pink...)
The 'We Hate Kira Club' if you hate Kira from Death Note and think he should pay for his sins and killing L, paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: sasuke and itachi fan,
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44, Nyghtmare, Red-Volpe, sasuke and itachi fan
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, sasuke and itachi fan
Annoying things to do on an elevator: (Things in bold are things I thought were freakin' funny. I may be a girl, but I have a worped sence of haha.)
2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
4) MEOW occasionally.
5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
6) SAY -DING at each floor.
7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."
10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
O.o THERE WAS NOTHING HERE!!!! GO AWAY!
I got board with what was here.
Nothing to report here.
Random Questions I copied from PersonOfDeath02:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it.
'She might be suspended, but she was still an FBI agent, and obviously she recognized the name-it would have been unforgiveable had she not. (Death Note: Another Note: The Los Angeles B.B Murder Cases)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
My Tazz alarm clock.
3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V
Fairly Odd Parents.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Funeral Song by Rasmus. I'm listening to my ipod.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Monday at 9:30 a.m, I went to Chapters Indigo.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was reading my e-mail.
9. What are you wearing?
Blue jeans, a white long sleeved shirt and no socks. You could say I kind of look like L, but with really long hair.
10. Did you dream last night?
11.When did you last laugh?
About 10 minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
WWE posters, a book shelf, a Jeff Hardy sweat shirt hanging on a hook, and WWE neacklesses hanging off posters. I'm in my room.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
10 Things I Hate About You.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy my own laptop, and maybe some more Cds.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know
I wanna learn how to speek Japanies.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'm not sure at the moment.
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really, no.
20. George Bush:
21.Would you ever consider living abroad?
Before I Forget
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Immortal (By Rasmus not Evanescence)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Breaking The Habbit
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
She Looks Good
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
A Corpse In My Bed
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Aim For The Head
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
One Day Too Late
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Such Horrible Things
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Last Night
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Before I Forget
Links To The Best Youtube Videos Ever (in my opinion) I Don't Own Any Of Them I Just Thouht You'd Like To See Them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyfV5S5mn6Q - I'm not a big yaoi fan but I liked this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZl3K821EE&feature=related - I liked the song and one of the characters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RndDmhjIcA&feature=related - it's all about BB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmsGpUbDaes - again, it's all about BB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d5gOu5c4KY&feature=related - this one was cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBhofZHPiYY - this one's funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qTKDaMdgc&feature=related - some of this was funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv51Jmp6Gfw&feature=related - this one's funny too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROpIOr7mO0 - this one's really funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eleKGxNrErQ&feature=related - best scenes from Death Note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHTPeiTvDoE - L doesn't get it lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsK3d7mtKSs&feature=related - Light's on crack in this one... lol it's so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXjexuTgic&feature=fvw - just watch, you'll like it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWIVeGw9OCo&feature=related - lol, suger overdose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfLSBSYMDQ&NR=1 - poor L has lost it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRYyKo6AaY - Light's little rant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zu5y5P6O1I&feature=related - Yay! Matt has a rant too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiZ27XYUvo - L is so cute doing his rant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salCju5Cft0&feature=fvw - this would go better with L and his fangirls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAgOGTEWaz0&feature=related - L just wanted to have some fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9pLAUFu48&feature=related - SO. MANY. CHIBIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY-eRwxtZ8k&feature=related - L will never die, Kira on the other hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgj6aFuH8Y4&feature=fvw - Some of the best scenes from L Change The World
I HATE RACISM. . .
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Again, nothing to report.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die
Poems I Like:
I wonder if they hated me? What was going through their mind? I wonder if they loved me? What was inspiring their sign? I wonder if they felt me? Like goosebumps through the skin? I wonder if they watched me? For that they can remember when? I wonder if they boo'ed me? Like a loser no one knew? I wonder if they cheered for me? Like a youngster that had grew? I wonder if they cared for me? Crashing down flat on my back... I wonder if they followed me? Ever since the last attack... I wonder if they were lying? When they said, "You suck!" I wonder if they were crying? When I was unable to duck... I wonder if they will be my fans? Until I have to fold? I wonder if they will remember? JEFF HARDY! As he grows old. -Jeff Heardy
Sitting on the porch...scared to ring the bell. I wait for you to see me...I sit scared as hell. Rocking in the chair...hoping the squeaks bring you near. I wait for you to hear me...I'm alone so filled ...with fear. Pacing on the hardwood...not knowing what to say. When you see me pacing...when you make your way. Laying on your welcome mat...not feeling very welcome. I guess you're in there sleeping...you're so peaceful ...when you sleep. Freezing on the outside...so cold but yet so sweet. Your body's on the inside...I'd kill to feel your heat. Dailing on my phone...the number of your phone. I can't mash send...so now I'm ...going home. Walking towards my car...I'm down about myself. Getting in my car...I want to kill myself. You make me feel complete...At the same time I'm me. I'm so always not complete...without you I'm ...never free. Free from depressive states...of mind, body, and soul. Free from sad days with me...free from sad ...days alone. Turning my ignition switch...bright lights start shining through My eyes are blinded momentarily...Holy Shit...It's you! Sitting on the porch together...not worried about the bell. We're looking in each other's eyes... I'm no longer scared as hell. This night will be a memory... One that's sure to keep. I didn't want to wake you... I thought you were Sound asleep. -Jeff Hardy
A Lot in Common
You're beautiful...but strange...So am I.