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Joined 04-07-09, id: 1892951, Profile Updated: 03-19-14
Author has written 4 stories for Mentalist.

My name is Charlotte Farr-Varney, and I'm a smelly Brit.

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Invisible Wings by conchepcion reviews
The year is 1963; a new Professor proves to be a furious distraction to all, students and professors alike. One exception being Miss Hooper who intends not to be dreamy about Professor Holmes. Unfortunately enough one cannot always escape ones faith.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,759 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
18 Miles Out by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth's life has been easy until one day, it isn't. She struggles to cope with the demands of surviving the apocalypse. Everyone has always protected and sheltered Beth, so she expects the same treatment as she finds her feet but one man seems to go out of his way to antagonise her. Beth starts to learn the reality of the world and people.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,533 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
What I Choose to Believe by LadyTaiyo reviews
David has his own reasons to seek out the Engineer home world. Rated M for language and sexual references.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Happy New Year by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
A Lizzie Bennet Diaries fic - when Lizzie is at Pemberley's new years party, she and Darcy find themselves alone in his office for the countdown to midnight. (Previously posted under the name I'm-Draco's-Girl)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Ashes by StixieMarie reviews
Sherlock/OFC. A series of bizarre and dangerous police investigations force Sherlock to reconnect with someone from his past. Rated T for violence, disturbing images, language, drug use and sensuality.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,967 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H.
Unequal Affections by OnlyaNovel reviews
Diverging from Jane Austen's classic novel at the first proposal in the Hunsford parsonage, Unequal Affections explores what might have happened if Elizabeth Bennet had reacted thoughtfully rather than emotionally to Mr. Darcy's proposal. First chapter and prologue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Post Break Up Shots by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Don't Forget Me by Gracie-Joy reviews
"One year. Meet me here in one year" Elizabeth told him. Mr Darcy is back, but where is Elizabeth? Memories haunt Darcy and he is sure he has lost her forever. Will she keep her promise and return as he has done? One shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Inconceivable Proposal by NotAContrivance reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries. "You do realize you're doing this whole thing completely bassackwards, right? A declaration of love is... not a good opening gambit." Exactly what it sounds like... another way the proposal could have gone. Someone walks in on Lizzie blogging, and the camera captures the emotional turmoil that follows.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Sick Little Vices by insaneprincess reviews
"People glare at you and smile at me, until I kiss you in the street. I am sick of compliments I don't deserve." RoseScorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Summer Love by Srebrna reviews
Lizzy is an assistant, William is the lazy son of the boss. Written, but not used, for Meryton AHA "June Love" theme.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
All That Is Left by OrangeShipper reviews
A hasty decision leads to consequences that will change their lives. AU S2 - how it should have been! EPILOGUE NOW UP: All good things...
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,830 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
Massive Mistakes of the Drunken Variety by OkThat'sCool reviews
"Of all the people I could have had sex with. You! We had sex?" Will shrugged again, rubbing his eyes sleepily and flattening out his dark, curly bed-head. "I find your reaction mildly offensive." Liz and Will make a drunken, Mardi Gras mistake.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Promises by RalynnFrost reviews
He keeps his promises, and so does she. She'll spend a thousand years at his side, watching, waiting. Very non-fluffy Sylaire - Rated M for explicit content and dark themes.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
In The Dark by the-shiny-girl reviews
What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,567 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Manta Rays and Memory Loss by The Septillionaire reviews
A woman is found strangled and the only person with any clue to who killed her can't remember who he is. But that's not all; Lisbon somehow lost ten hours of memory herself the night before and woke up somewhere she did and didn't want to be...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Past Imperfect by thornbug reviews
What would happen if Lois and Clark were tasked with protecting their young daughter who was sent back in time to them from the year 2018?
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,760 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Salvaged by ch19777 reviews
After Red John is hunted down, Jane is ready to face the future - and his feelings for Lisbon. - Written for the jello-forever dot proboards dot com September 2009 challenge with the prompt "Smile".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Seeing More by Realmer06 reviews
Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Survive by artiist1284 reviews
Erica, girl of steel, born to the greatest heroes the world has ever known. Her life and the world she knows is in danger of ceasing to exist. A creature has killed her mom and on her own she faces her parent's past to save her mom and secure her future.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,132 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Jisbon in the sun by Rackofrighteousjustice reviews
Jane/Lisbon at all times. I realised I haven't put a disclaimer in any of them so I will put it in the summery. If I owned them Simon baker would be topless in most of the episodes. Who am I kidding? He'd be naked.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Nobody Screws Up a Second Shot by non-damsel reviews
Persuasion. Cameron already has more than she can handle: no job out of college, a family that hates her, apart from one needy younger sister. And now, an exfiancé with a bestselling novel and a grudge. Maybe its karma. Or maybe its a 2nd chance
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,549 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Pineapple With a Hint of Romance by Dakota Kent reviews
It's been six months since Shawn and Juliet became an official couple. What does this anniversary have in-store for them?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Life Outside the Cubicle by Irony12 reviews
Iain really, really hates the receptionist's sister, his job, and that pesky platypus. This is the story of him finding a whole new life just by falling for a girl. A P&P, "The Office" crossover in one chapter and less than 35 pages.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
After the Ball by SadArticle reviews
Smutty fluff, be warned! Percy and Marguerite enjoy the calm, the silence, and each other. Set after The Triumph of the Scarlet Pimpernel
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
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Hot? Certainly reviews
CHAPTER UPDATE- Snowing? Seriously: “I think I threw up a little bit just then” Lisbon's hand went instinctively to her throat. He waggled his eyebrows “sexy”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Drabbles Of Jisbon reviews
A series of 50 cool oneshots, Most of them humor. Jisbon All The Way!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Bed of Red reviews
Jisbon fanfic... Lisbon's out of the hospital and Jane's left the bureau after kissing her. Will he come back and will a meeting in the CBI's dark kitchen cause sparks? My last chapter of this fic guys, im so sad *weep. Please Review :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sicko's, Wierdo's, Dirtbag's, and Cool Kid's reviews
So, im here, ready to be infamously squeezed by my new favourite people. Good old Kimmy, Bear boy Rigsby, Soft touch Van Pelt, 'Consultant Man' Jane, and Agent Lisbon im a fan . Im feeling the love hidden within the CBI. Cool bit of random fun OY
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete