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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Jeez, I hate profiles. You have to actually THINK about what you want to put on it. It's annoying, but you can't just leave it blank because that LOOKS weird.

It does, I'm serious.


Name: I don't have one. Feel free to call me whatever you want. I respond differently to everything.

Gender: It says female on my I.D card. But you never know, they don't check.

Age: Hahahahaha.

That's about it.


I like Pudu, a surprisingly small deer that is to cute for words... Even though I just used them to write that.

I love Kudu horns... but not when there separated from the actual Kudu.

I hate the color pink like I hate olives on peanut butter toast.

I swear my sister eats that JUST to annoy me.

I'm an animalitarian.

Yes. I know that's not an actual word.

I love the way Jack Sparrow walks. It's like a train wreck, you just can't look away.

I have the memory span of a goldfish. I'm not afraid to point that out.

I hate bright lights. No, its not because I think myself a vampire, it's because the doctor actually SAID I have light sensitive eyes.

I hate loud noises, yet at the same time I can't stand utter silence (it creeps me out).

You will never find me in a room with bright white walls. Why? Because you won't see me. You'll see something similar to a rabies infected polar bear.

White walls I say 'Nay' too.

My dad has an I-pod.

Current picks: Mountains, Someday, Return to me, The songs from the Disney movie Hercules, Bless the Broken Road, Stand, My Heart Will Go On, and Milkshake.

He likes to play the last one on repeat while we drive to grandma's house.

45 minutes away.

He never changes songs.

I'm not sure if he plays it because he likes it. Or to kill us.

I think it's the first one.

My friend plans to paint the entire inside of her house pink.

...I think that statement says enough on it's own.

My dog loves chasing squirrels.

My dog doesn't like being chased by squirrels.

I don't have a favorite music Genre. It actually depends on the song.

I love sitting on my porch at 3 a.m in the morning just so I can wave at the patrol car that slows down when it sees I'm sitting on my front porch at 3 a.m in the morning.

I keep drinking Lipton Raspberry white tea even though it makes me gag.

My favorite drink is Green tea Ginger ale. I hated it at first, but now it's grown on me. I'll admit it. I'm an addict.

Favorite t.v shows: Chuck, Supernatural, Bones, The Loop, Arrested Development, Psyche, and various others. New Addition Pawn Stars.

...Yes that's right do a double take, it says PAWN Stars. Not PORN Stars.

I had to point that out to quite a few people... including myself when my sister first told me about it.

I love my PlayStation 2.

Despite the fact that I love Mortal Kombat my sister keeps kicking my azz.

I love sports, yet I hate running.

When I used to look out my window my neighbor looked back at me.

I don't look out my window any more.

My cat likes to hide under things.

I spend every moment in my dining room avoiding chairs, lest my cat think my leg edible.

...She doesn't let go.

I fear sitting in my living room because I fear moving my cat.

Me and my family spend most of our time making fun of each other. There is NO sensitivity.

I love taking pictures of things.

I hate it when my friend texts me at four in the morning with the opening statement of 'Wat u doin?'

What do you THINK I'm doing at FOUR in the MORNING?'

Other things will appear on this list magically.

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Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals? Slash-LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,484 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Reap the Hurricane by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. After the war, many people decide to leave for uninhabited but magical worlds. On the eve of his immigration to a new world called Hurricane, accompanied by his friends and godson, Harry discovers that Draco Malfoy is also on the list of emigrants. COMPLETE. Sequel on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,501 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Foreign Magic by La Morraine reviews
Harry's sixth year is anything but calm: another fraud as DADA teacher, Umbridge on the loose, Voldemort wants revenge, new friends and allies come forth. The Malfoys behave strangely and Wiccans prowl Hogwarts ... SLASH HP/LM/DM, SB/RL, Veela!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 322,089 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soldier's Welcome by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 5,469 - Follows: 5,151 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Inconcessus by Heaven-Hell reviews
Harry loses his best friend and will do anything to get him back. By performing a forbidden spell, he is taken right into the clutches of the Dark Lord. Harry must now live in the past and endure the agony of sharing a room with Tom Riddle.SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,289 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13573 - Favs: 7,869 - Follows: 6,532 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Heir of Slytherin by rayama reviews
Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 6,919 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by Jade Tatsu reviews
HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blood Mingled by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Change of Scenery reviews
Really, there was only so much one wizard can take before they say the **** with it. Harry was no exception. Twilight Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 159 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P., Edward