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Jeez, I hate profiles. You have to actually THINK about what you want to put on it. It's annoying, but you can't just leave it blank because that LOOKS weird.
It does, I'm serious.
Name: I don't have one. Feel free to call me whatever you want. I respond differently to everything.
Gender: It says female on my I.D card. But you never know, they don't check.
That's about it.
I like Pudu, a surprisingly small deer that is to cute for words... Even though I just used them to write that.
I love Kudu horns... but not when there separated from the actual Kudu.
I hate the color pink like I hate olives on peanut butter toast.
I swear my sister eats that JUST to annoy me.
I'm an animalitarian.
Yes. I know that's not an actual word.
I love the way Jack Sparrow walks. It's like a train wreck, you just can't look away.
I have the memory span of a goldfish. I'm not afraid to point that out.
I hate bright lights. No, its not because I think myself a vampire, it's because the doctor actually SAID I have light sensitive eyes.
I hate loud noises, yet at the same time I can't stand utter silence (it creeps me out).
You will never find me in a room with bright white walls. Why? Because you won't see me. You'll see something similar to a rabies infected polar bear.
White walls I say 'Nay' too.
My dad has an I-pod.
Current picks: Mountains, Someday, Return to me, The songs from the Disney movie Hercules, Bless the Broken Road, Stand, My Heart Will Go On, and Milkshake.
He likes to play the last one on repeat while we drive to grandma's house.
45 minutes away.
He never changes songs.
I'm not sure if he plays it because he likes it. Or to kill us.
I think it's the first one.
My friend plans to paint the entire inside of her house pink.
...I think that statement says enough on it's own.
My dog loves chasing squirrels.
My dog doesn't like being chased by squirrels.
I don't have a favorite music Genre. It actually depends on the song.
I love sitting on my porch at 3 a.m in the morning just so I can wave at the patrol car that slows down when it sees I'm sitting on my front porch at 3 a.m in the morning.
I keep drinking Lipton Raspberry white tea even though it makes me gag.
My favorite drink is Green tea Ginger ale. I hated it at first, but now it's grown on me. I'll admit it. I'm an addict.
Favorite t.v shows: Chuck, Supernatural, Bones, The Loop, Arrested Development, Psyche, and various others. New Addition Pawn Stars.
...Yes that's right do a double take, it says PAWN Stars. Not PORN Stars.
I had to point that out to quite a few people... including myself when my sister first told me about it.
I love my PlayStation 2.
Despite the fact that I love Mortal Kombat my sister keeps kicking my azz.
I love sports, yet I hate running.
When I used to look out my window my neighbor looked back at me.
I don't look out my window any more.
My cat likes to hide under things.
I spend every moment in my dining room avoiding chairs, lest my cat think my leg edible.
...She doesn't let go.
I fear sitting in my living room because I fear moving my cat.
Me and my family spend most of our time making fun of each other. There is NO sensitivity.
I love taking pictures of things.
I hate it when my friend texts me at four in the morning with the opening statement of 'Wat u doin?'
What do you THINK I'm doing at FOUR in the MORNING?'
Other things will appear on this list magically.
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