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There are a few things should be said about myself. My name isn't very important at the moment, so just call me whatever strikes the mood!
Due to my constant involvement in the theatre and school, I may not be posting stories as often as I like. I'm in the forums a lot more.
Like I said, I have a few things to be said about me:
I live in Wisconsin,
Important people in my life:
These are a few of my favorite things :
My top 10 favorite queens (in no particular order) from Cats are:
1. Cassandra (so mysterious, it fascinates me!)
My top 10 favorite Toms (in no paticular order) from Cats are:
1. Gus (I have a lot of respect for this guy!)
My favorite Cats pairs:
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I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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My favorites of Disney's fems: Aurora, Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, and Alice.
Favorite males, Phillip, Flynn, Kristoff, Quasimodo, Tarzan (because DAYUM), Hercules, Naveen, Mad Hatter, and Wreck-it Ralph
Favorite animals: Baloo, Bagira, All of the animal characters from Aristocats, Ray, Jacques, Gus, the hookah caterpillar, Sven, Raja, Abu, Rafiki, the Chesire Cat, Pascal, Maximus and the tortoise from Snow White.
Least favorite Villains: Anastasia And Drusilla. There not even villains, just snubs. and Hans. I hate Hans, even when no one knew he was evil, I HATED HANS.
Creepiest Villain: Evil Queen in HAG FORM -cringes in disgust/fear-
Least Favorite Male: Eric. What a cheesy Nub
Least Favorite Fem: Ariel and Jasmine, ginger and brat.
If I were ANY DISNEY CHARACTER, which would I be?: My family and I have concluded that I would be Cheshire Cat.
Favorite Magical creature: Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether. And Olaf.
Not a big fan of the 3-D Pixar Animation. I'm more of a classic movie person. :) but I like some of them. For instance: Bug's Life, Tangled, Frozen The Incredibles, and Finding Nemo. :)
If I were a Disney Princess: Belle or Rapunzel or Anna. They're all open-minded, and day-dreamy, like me! :)
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1. Sherlock Holmes
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Bellatrix has no clue why she accepted a Cat's invitation, but she comes anyway. They have garabage chicken, which they eat quietly until the death ray goes off and hits Bellatrix. Bella, not being very accepting of almost dying, Imperio's Dr. Horrible to fetch them some frozen yogurt, and then AK's him after. Thomas simply eats his frozen yogurt and scampers back to Paris, deciding that a dinner party with a crazy Witch and a second league villain was not one of his better ideas.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Elphaba, no question. Sherlock would only drag me off into one of his adventures, which would be fine, if there wasn't psychos after him... then again, I suppose a whole country is after Elphaba... I'll have to rethink this... but at least I'd get to talk to animals with Elphie! :)
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!
[Amy and Mac are macking]
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Well, although she had AK'ed the man, Bella still found him to be incredibly charming, since he was after all a villain, so she revived him, only to find he was in love with ANOTHER WITCH. And she was GREEN of all things! Enraged, Bella travels to Oz in order to confront this "Elphaba" and a bitchy cat fight of magical proportion ensues!!!! Very intrigued by the fact that two witches were fighting over him, Horrible uses his freezeray in order to study frame-by-frame. Eventually, he sees Elphaba get Bella's timeturner and wheel it back a few times. She ends up finding Horrible when he is AK'ed, turns him into a scarecrow and they run off to the magical land of Penguins just to wreak havoc and hide from Bellatrix, who is in crazy bitch mode, as usual.
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
FREAKING THOMAS O'MALLEY WOULD JUMP ME IN A DARK ALLEY! Friggin' Alley cat... Well, while I'm getting scratched up, Mac and Demeter are still arguing over the fact that Mac was making out with a human, and ignoring the fact that their good friend Thomas is attacking a human. I guess I would have to hope Amy was still in the mood for bestiality cat make out sessions and somehow seduces Thomas off of my scarred and bleeding body. Cats, dammit.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?.
Sherlock would have Mrs. Hudson run the cooking show and then take all of the credit within 15 minutes of her discussing the fundamentals of apple pie. However, he would probably suggest that Apple pie is a terrible first episode for a cooking show, and insist she make cumbercookies. :) and all the Cumberbatches approved.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
He really liked Elphie until she turned him into a scarecrow and was trapped in the magical land of Penguins. Bellatrix is still after him like a mad woman, so he decided he's done with Witches. Well, Horrible is not like Amy and doesn't swing that way with Cats. And then he meets Peeta, and on some other worldly level, he feels he must have been gay in another life, so he courts Peeta for awhile, and Peeta bakes him cupcakes, and they get married. And it was awesome. _
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Bellatrix: [AK's a lot of muggle guests] Uh, everyone in the evil league of evil is here, including Fucking PH.D in Horribleness, but what? I'm not worthy of this celebration of love?
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Although Elphaba is extremely happy at finding another talking animal, Macavity is a) scary as balls, b) is a magical animal, and c) he's a ginger
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Peeta and Horrible were still at their honeymoon, and they both came late to Macavity's Wedding. Bellatrix is outraged that they both got a free pass, but is angry that she can't even AK them with an evil cackle because then she would get booted out of the wedding. However, she still wants to get even, so she pretends to be drunk and makes out with Horrible for a bit in order to make Peeta jealous. Heartbroken when he spots them, Peeta runs out of the room the cake he made for the wedding, so it all ended in the rest of the wedding party that wasn't AK'ed by Bellatrix chasing after that one crazy blonde who took the rest of the cake.
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: Peeta? Marceline? What the fuck?
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Amy: What! But I really liked Elphie, even if she's afraid of my new husband! Well this is even more depressing than the day my mother forcibly shaved my legs!
At some point, Peeta had gotten around back to the wedding and was convinced by Marceline he would kill the witch that made out with horrible. However, in his inebriated state, he confused pale white with green and accidentally killed Elphaba instead. He decides he's okay with this, since she was also his husband's exgirlfriend. In a fit of rage, Amy decides to tie up Peeta in a room with Sheldon Cooper, forcing him to listen to lectures on Molecular Positronium.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Elphaba, although had faked her death again, had to once more go into hiding so that the crazy Boy with the Bread couldn't find her, so she decides to go to London and become the star in a West End musical. One of her performances in attended by a handsome looking stranger in the first row. Their eyes catch while she belts out the last notes in Defying Gravity, but suddenly, the London theatre gangs start attack the show as the lights go out, and the Phantom of the Opera has taken over! He laughs maniacally and drops a Chandelier in the middle of the audience, killing a lot of people. Then to make matters worse, He starts the whole theatre on fire! Elphaba, being a real which, knows NOT to turn this handsome stranger into a scarecrow while a fire is raging in the theatre, so she swings down from her safety harness and saves him. Of course, Sherlock Holmes knows he was more than capable of saving himself and convinces Elphaba that they should go after this mysterious Phantom and find out exactly who he was and what lurked behind the mask!!!
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Bellatrix kidnaps Dr. Horrible after the wedding, since Peeta got stuck listening to Dr. Cooper lectures. When she realizes they forgot food, she transforms the freeze ray into a rabbit, kills it, and makes stew. Dr. Horrible, even with a PH.D in the subject, is horrified, but as they eat the stew, he decides Bella isn't as bad as she once was. At least she didn't kill him for food, after all!
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Peeta miraculously escapes the rants of the crazy Dr. Cooper and ends up finding Marceline in the ditch. She had stolen Hot Daniel from Finn and Jake, but realizes she didn't know how to drive. When Peeta comes upon the injured Vampire queen, he quickly goes and finds a bunch of apples and lets her suck the color in order to regain her strength. Peeta divorces Dr. Horrible and spends the rest of his days making red velvet cupcakes for Marceline!
The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Here's a whole epilogue:
Well, first off, Mac realized that, although she was a perfectly unique young woman, he is definitely not suited for her, so they get a quiet divorce and goes back to Demeter and marry's her, assuming that someday she'll let go of the fact he was in an inner human/feline relationship. Amy goes back to pursue her relationship with Sheldon. Although at first reluctant, Dr. Horrible finds the charm once more in Bellatrix, so they play a constant cat-and-mouse together, Bella chasing after him, and then they have several off-on relationships depending on how the Evil league of Evil meetings went. Thomas O'Malley went back to Paris and never left again. Marceline and Peeta meet up with Sherlock and Elphaba. They all have crazy adventures together for the rest of their lives. THE END!
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Fanfiction wise: I'm not a HUGE fan of slash, but I'll still read. AU is pretty awesome. I'm all for cannon pairings, but I do like the random stuff as well, and the stuff that simply twists in the opposite direciton. Flames, I can take mildly well if I want them to be there, but seriously, don't bitch about my writing if you think it sucks. If you have constuctive critism, tell it to me in the way you should, and basically like ALL of the writers here on fanfiction. Gracefully, and leaving all writers with dignity. There is a FINE LINE between being critical and flaming. I'm basically focusing on Cats right now, but if I ever get into another musical/play fic, you'll be notorized. Rest assured, I will never abandon Cats fanfiction if I can help it. The only thing I can ask is that you please read and review my pieces. Please take it easy though; I second-guess myself on writing ALL THE TIME. And I can be fairly cheesy. :) but please don't hesitate to point out any mistakes that I make in my writing! I crave opinions of fans, and I hope that you all enjoy my stories.
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