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Author has written 12 stories for Night World series, and Twilight.

I'm back!! and i love ya guyz!!

Through the fire of the open door
Please just say one word more
Step through the fire and wrap your arms around
Block me from any deafening sound
Push me away from the evils of pride
Take me toward my contented sigh
Away from the evils of hate and greed
Away from the children who cry and plead
Step through the fire, wrap your arms around
Give me hope, at least a pound
Hand me love to feel in my heart
Push me forward, help me start
Don't walk away
Please just stay
Let my soul fly another day
Hold my hand, lead me through
Because right now, I'm lost..
Stuck in the fire without you.

Name: Ilianna

Age: 13 (my birthday's January 27!)

Favorite color: Purple and black (i know it's dark, but i like those colors!)

Favorite bands: Linkin park, Jack Johnson, Blue october, blink 182, and many more.

Favorite songs: Hate me, teenagers, adam's song, bleed it out, you belong with me, and there's so MUCH MORE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Quotes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~& stuff like that~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Okay, listen to this one! It;s so cute!

Agirl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a mortorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No. This is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now?

Guy: First give me a big hug.

She hugs him tightley.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next morning, a mortorcycle occured because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't.

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid all the bullshit, take the chances & never have regrets, because at one point in your life everything you did was what you wanted! 9Whih is why i live it up!)

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doens't always stay in place, i spill a lot, i am pretty clumsy, sometimes i have a broken heart. My friends and i sometimes fight, and some days nothing goes right, but when i think about it and take a step back, i remember how amazing life truly is & maybe, just maybe, like being imperfect...

All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, patry hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you!


I am a breathing, living, LOVING, human being.

You bend me...I BREAK.


Surrounded by CARBON COPIES

I stain my hands a different color,

I am the RAINBOW.

Brighter than any shade of blue.

Darker than any night.

I will shine more than the

Sun moon

COMBINED.

Shun me,

and I

Won't

MIND.


I will speak my opinion,

as gently as possible,

but don't take offense,

when my heart beats

against you assholes.


I write to EXPRESS my inner thoughts,

NO ONE else, can think like me.

Steal my WORK,

and I will ruin everything.


I LOVE as much as possible,

and HATE much less,

I FIGHT, for the ones I love,

I WILL lend my shoulder, for your endless tears,

But DON'T get me wrong,

I WON'T always be strong.

(I so totally agree with this! I think this describes me, though i am much more selfish! ~Ilianna~)


My voice may never reach you,

but my words can strike a cord,

inside many hearts,

so listen carefully to my thoughts,

and you might be able to spot

my scars.

I cry, i fight, i love, i hate,

But only those who chose to listen,

Will ever pass that golden gate (I made that one up, cuz i think it's true)

xoKISSESox

Kiss on the hand - I adore you

Kiss on the cheek - i just wanna be friends

Kiss on the neck - I want you

Kiss on the lips -i love you

Kiss on the ears - i am just playing

Kiss anywhere else -let's not get carried away

A long look in your eyes -Kiss me

Playing with your hair - I can't live without you

Hands on your waist - I love you too much to let you go

Friends and best friends

F: Will comfort you if he rejects you

BF: Will go p to him and say, "It's 'cuz you're gay, right?"

F: Helps you up when you fall

BF: Wll continue to walk and say, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

F: Helps you find your prince

BF: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

F: Will ask you if you're okay when you cry

BF: Will laugh at you and say "Ha ha Loser!"

F: Will offer you a soda

BF: Will dump theirs on you

F: Will hellp you move

BF: Will help you move the bodies

F: Will bail you out of jail

BF: Will sit next to you and say, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

F: Never asks you for anyhting to eat or drink

BF: Help themselves and are the reason you have no food

F: Have never seen you cry

BF: Won't tell anyone you cried, just laugh about it later in private when you're alone

F: Asks for your number

BF: Have you on speed dial

F: Would knock on your door

BF: Would let themselves in and say, "I'm home!"

F: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BF: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

F: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BF: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

F: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BF: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

F:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BF: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

F: Are only through school.

BF: Are for life.

F: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BF: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her
even if shes not saying anything
.- When she's mad
hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok
dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep
and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all
that matters to you
.Tease her
and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night
with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show
even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad,
hang out with her
.- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying,
the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

Some quotes

I would rather be hated for who i am, than loved for who i am not ... (This is mine! If you want, go ahead and repost it, but it's Ilianna S. R. Huante's!)

The buddy system is essential for your survival; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Have you ever wondered who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think i'll sqeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"?

If there is a possibility that there's something in the scary, murky water, don't go in it. (Oops)

Friends are like bras; they are close to your heart and are there for support! (Dominique and Kiera told me this!)

stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was just framed for it.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it!

Friends to me are one of the stars in my midnight sky, lightining my world! (Ana, you know what i mean!)

He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. The he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

If you laugh, i laugh. If you cry, i cry. If you fall off a cliff... I laugh even harder?

Kindergarten; where the definition of "Drama" was stealing someone else's crayons.

Why do parents teach us that violence is not the answer, but at school we learn about how wars solved our problems?
(Come on people! I am easily confused!)

Flying is easy, all you have to do is fall and miss the ground. (Damn! I thought i was really good! I never missed!)

If aliens aren't real... then what am i?

Cracks in cement are just a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

You're just jealous 'cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you! (But they don't shut up!)

I had super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Enjoy life while you can, no one makes it out alive anyways. (Except for me! Mwahahaha!)

My best friends boyfriend is the school wall!

Laugh now, cry later. Love now, hate never

People ask me, "Whta's wrong with your mind?" Most peopel would be insulted, but i would just say, "Where to begin...?"

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ha ha! You loose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh! Now i don't want this no more!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Flames by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Strength by Elaina7774 reviews
Beautiful One-shot: Edward and Bella share a special night together, leaving them with a miracle. 18 weeks later, when Bella is faced with mocking peers, Edward shows everyone just what being a father means to him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
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Rules reviews
after getting her heart broken, Bella becomes a one-night stand. All she has are rules that her brothers' girlfriends have given her. All human. Canon pairings. M for mild lemons and mild language. Find out if Bella can keep it togehter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Twists and Turns, a Bumpy Road reviews
Bella is an under cover princess who wants to stay put, but on the bumpy road of her life, twists and turns threaten her. She makes friends in the strangest of people, and realizes what's she's been missing. Her destiny calls, and she has to choose. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
All's Fair in Love and War reviews
Shut up, Jazz and let me fix you. i hissed, and took the bulllet out of his arms. Damn. This is all my fault. Don't let your guard down Swan!" bella is an army woman, and becomes friends with Jasper. Bella has no family, only a sad past. R&R canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Hormones suck reviews
Bella and Edward get married, and end up with a little bundle of joy. But first comes the hormonal nine months of pregnancy...Much better than the summary! Co-written by The Darkest Point! Canon pairings. OOC. R&R! M for -what do you expect she's pregnant
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Breaking Dawn Edwards POV reviews
Okay, so here's what i think Edward thought about every chapter. I am going to stop at the same chapters as Stephanie did. Please R&R! And if you like this story, try my others! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward
The First Time reviews
This story is all human. Bella and Edward have many "first time" events, and each will get your heart flying! The summary isn't that god, but i promise that the story is much, much, much better LOL! Please R&R! Canon pairings. ExB EmxR JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Estimation 9 months reviews
Warning; sad story! Bella's struck with a life-threatining illness, and her estimation of life is nine months. How will she spend it? And how will her three new friends and her family react? Read to find out! Sucky summary, i know, but it's good, so R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009
cinderbella reviews
When the clock strikes twelve, your wish will fade." The fairy godmother said with a sad smile." Imagine Isabella Swan as Cinderella, living with her evil step mother and two nasty stepsisters. Two new kids have a party, inviting everyone. What happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009
Reversed reviews
What would've happened if Bella HAD been the vampire, and Edward the helpless victim? Bella and Edward battle for love, and battle to escape it. Find out what happens! R&R! Told from Edward's POV! Canon pairings! ExB ExR JxA CxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward
Life It sucks, but you live with it anyways reviews
Okay, so this is a story that has all human, but Bella gets hurt. Will this just be another death wish, or will her night in a shining volvo save her? Rated M for language and abuse. Oh, there may be lemons... IDK yet. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
MaryLynette and Ash Together again reviews
Okay! So hi! This is my first story so sorry if it sucks! But, hey, i tried! And i think it's sweet. This is what i think happened a year after Mary-Lynette sent her night off to slay dragons... And as i said, i think it's sweet. Please R&R! Thanks!
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009