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I'm a total lurker and completely obsessed with TWILIGHT. I love the pervy and smut-tastic. So many great ones here to add to my spank bank. Thank you to the Perv Pack and their Smut Shack for broadening my horizons immensely.

Maybe one day I'll get inspired and then have the courage to post. Until then I shall lurk and read and review what turns me on most. BRING IT ON!!

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Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10225 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine by Lethologica86 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,985 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Squeeze My Lemon by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
A weekly posting that is an exercise in lemon writing.As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need & desire for lemons.This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles & squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 483,390 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010
Squeeze My Lemon, The Second Squeeze by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
Squeeze My Lemon continued, because one squeeze just isn't enough. These are postings that are an exercise in lemon writing. As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need and desire for lemons. This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles and squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/6/2013
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Just the Three of Us by einfach mich reviews
Leah knew that college would change her life, but she wasn't prepared for how her roommates would turn her life upside down. AH Leah, Edward and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Leah
The Letter by Elvirina reviews
COMPLETE. A single, insignificant event can change lives. Sometimes it's for the better, sometimes it's for the worse, but all we can do is hang on. A letter falls into the hands of the wrong person and the world is set in motion—irrevocably. Drabble. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,035 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace by artbeatsandlife reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
The Night She Wore Black by maniacalmuse reviews
E & B are a happily married couple with a great love life, but they both crave something darker. When Bella pushes them over the edge into an intense new lifestyle, will they embrace their new roles? Or will they be torn apart? AU/AH/OOC/BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,611 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion: Weekly Teasers & Outtakes by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
These are teasers and outtakes for the work-in-progress, She Gives Me Religion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,600 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jasper have committed to each other and set about creating a life together. They experience the normal ups and downs of married life, along with some unique challenges. Poly E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,106 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9478 - Favs: 8,535 - Follows: 6,208 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's The One They Call Dr Feelgood by sadtomato reviews
Short outtakes from "Between Pleasure and Pain," in Carlisle's POV. What is he up to while Bella and Edward hog the spotlight in BP&P? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Carlisle
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Walks in the Garden by atypical-swan reviews
Outtakes, oneshots, and bits and pieces from Show Me A Garden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Trip Home Outtakes by mskathy reviews
Various outtakes and sideshots from The Trip Home. AU-H, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
FGB Outtake for Arfess96: A New Home in the Garden by atypical-swan reviews
For Arfess96: Edward, Bella, and Jasper finally get moved into their new home. AH. Show me a Garden Outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
The Twilight 25 Round 2: Missing Moments by SubtlePen reviews
Missing moments and alt POVs. A series of drabbles, exactly 100 words, for Twilight 25. anything goes but mostly canon pairings. Darkness, angst, fluff, lemons, all pairings, a little of everything, each chapter based on a different one-word prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The First Breath by LaViePastiche reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,161 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Snapshots by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
Outtakes from The Photographer's Series. Chapter titles will signify exactly where each chapter of this collection of outtakes takes place in the continuum of the 4 stories in our series. All pairings possible. All POVs possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009
Dreams by dolcevida7 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and nothing more. After 20 years of friendship, one night in bed could change their relationship forever. All human, EPOV, Sweet Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Moths to Flame by NanMcCullen reviews
DILF Contest: New divorcee Bella finds a fresh new face next door to her dad. Single dad Edward finds the girl from his dreams living the with the cop. A kid in the mix really shakes things up. But maybe dreams do come true after all. MA OOC AU Citrusy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 427 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by creampuffsteph reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. When all is said and done, a person could be addicted to just about anything. For Edward Cullen, the addiction was ink...until he meets Bella. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Soul Rejoices by gaia's-daughter reviews
Spoilers for BD: Edward recalls some major moments in his life. Bella gave us her view, but Edward fills in the gaps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl & This Boy by luxurykill reviews
This started as a short story about Bella's experience on Isle Esme, but curiosity got the best of me and I went back and wrote the same story from Edward's perspective. These are two individual stories presented here together. Please comment and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,735 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete