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HI!! Well, hi. If anyone ever got a review from the anonymous insanityisFUN!! that was me! I didnt have an account back then! ;d And if anyone remembers I still can't reach my stinking nose! I keep trying only to be looked at like I'm insane or something. (well I am but they don't know tht XP) I'm a serious klutz but amazingly an acceptable dancer, seriously I got toe shoes my third year. And I still fall over while walking in normal shoes on perfectly flat services...odd. I love writing and thats why I'm here if you don't like my writing don't read it, thats fine with me. I have a lot of interests which is well shown through all of my friends, half of them hate each other and only try to get along cause of me, or they don't try at all and just act lik ethey normally do. Miss After Death is also one of my friends, I'll give a cookie to anyone who can figure out her user name! Well see ya and I'll say it now, while I don't beg for reviews I appreciate them.
Wierd is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who can't decide on what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird, unique and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
You Know Your a Good Author When...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Girls are like
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Friends: I love my friends and this is dedicated to them.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. The bolded apply to me and my friends or will in a few years cause we aren't legal yet
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Statements to think on
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! and make one up yourself.
Life's path is full of twists and turns when your a person who will succeed in life if you agree that all the people walking the easy path wont make it in society and you walk the hard path copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. fomerelyanonymousinsanityisfun
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn those flying pens!!)
If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
My heart is not a playground
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (God I must look like an idiot at school)
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.I hate it when people say:
"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.
"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?
"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.
If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever, formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN,
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you love reading, copy this into your profile
If you love starbucks, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you wish to one day be an author yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into something while walking with a book (I have-multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (that's what siblings are for, right Bemmy?)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Mimi-Love-4Ever, formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
Man: Where have you been all my life?
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys: NO GRABBING!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
If you havent stopped, seriously stop!
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .
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