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Joined 04-07-09, id: 1893460, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, Veronica Mars, Camp Rock, and Twilight.

JASPERSAYSRELAX IS AWSOME!!

Heyy My name is Caroline, im from Australia ,NSW. I am in highschool and i am in Double A Classes!!!! WHOOP NOT DUMB :D I would just like to say that GEMMA MORGANS A SEXY BEAST!!!!

I love my Friends so so so much, they are absolutly amazing :) This is my Pretty Booy swaag ;)

My story pics from NMBH :D

This is Tom from my story, New moons black hole

My Renesmee

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My Shane

My Caitlyn


I HATE CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

ruddy!!rove daily roxs!!shake shake your sause bottle.


Thing i learnt from Twilight

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

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Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Can't Be Tamed by BigTimeGleek reviews
Piper Holliday is Hollywood's bad girl, and the guys are big fans...except for Logan. When she gets the boot from her record label, and Gustavo signs her, will she change for the good? Will she change Logan's idea of her? Or do old habits die hard?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,863 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Logan - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Long Distance Becomes Reality by EclipseChickMirandaaa reviews
Edward and Bella start talking through messages for a class assignment. But later it becomes more than that.They start video chatting. And Now everything is about to change once Charlie asks Bella to live with him in Forks,Now no one knows what'll happen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
20 Questions by 3feetFantasy reviews
Bella and Edward are passing notes in class, what happens when they start to play 20 questios? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
when nessy meets victoria by TanikaaaCullennnn reviews
what happens on nessys first day at school and victoria shows upp
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010
Edward Plays The Sims 3 by AndShe'sAfraid reviews
The title explains it all;;Give it a chance?*:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reuniting by megagirl44 reviews
Summary: After Edward left he didn’t know that he was the only one keeping a secret. During Bella’s depression stage she reunites with her two older brothers Stefan and Damon Slavatore. P.S. I don’t own twilight or vampire diaries! Rated T
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Damon S.
Best Friends, Better lovers by Natalia173 reviews
It's been 5 years since Camp Rock and even though Mitchie and Shane are best friends, they haven't seen each other once since then. What will happen when Shane comes to see Mitchie for her college graduation? -scene breaks fixed & story edited.-
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by ellebree reviews
When Edward goes hunting for the weekend in Eclipse and leaves Bella with a "babysitter," Bella decides she no longer is going to stand by and let Edward control her. Pretty OOC; First Fanfiction; "Somewhat" Dark, Dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
When the world dies again by DaRkVaMpIrE45 reviews
Bella swan is no ordinary vampire. She's a half breed. When her mother forces her into an academy for the supernatural creatures. Bella finds her self in more trouble than she can ever imagine. OOC. Bella/edward Rosalie/Emmet Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
I like sh by EdwardMC reviews
So, this was a convo between my and my friends/ girlfriend. This is a HUMAN story. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Shes The Man My version by Writergirl2011 reviews
Viola and Duke havent met, and Sebastian is at Illyria. Im bad at Summary's but basically its just my version on how everyone meets and stuff. check it out please! :
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
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Life is swell when you know how to screw with it reviews
Bella dies trying to save dean from the deal and she lands herself in hell,castiel saves her and she ends up on bobbys door step with holy water in her face.But when they have to got to an abandoned town you'll never guess who she finds there.NM,SPN S5.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/13/2010
Someone Help ! reviews
Please someone read this im desperate ! i need your help to find this story ! info inside xo
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
New moon's black hole reviews
After Edward left, bella gave birth to his four children.Now 12 years later their living in New hampshire,What happens when they see their father and his family going to the same school they do.Normal couples.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,310 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
A day with Daddy reviews
While Bella is out running Errands, Edward takes his Daughter out for some fun in the snow : Very cute, please read... OneShot! Post BD... READD :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pregnant? Really? reviews
What if Bella and Edward had sex at the end of Eclipse? What if she got pregnant then? Previously owned by SCullen13, go check her out shes the best :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fighting in denial reviews
new moon.Bella starts hunting and catches up with old family friends,Dean and Sam winchester.Bobby tells them theres going to be a battle between some newborns,they decide to help.But when the cullens show up will bella be able to stay away from edward!
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009
Its twilight on mars reviews
Nessie and the gang move to neptune around the time of the bus crash.But when ness meets veronica some secrets my come to the surface.post Breaking dawn & S2 Vmars.Goodie!xxxx E/B A/j R/E E/C,V/L W/J K/A:p
Crossover - Veronica Mars & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
la la land reviews
shane finally asked mitchie out,will people try to break them up?will there love survive?review me your ideas plz.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
mars vs echolls reviews
jessie is a 16 year old girl without a father.when veronica tells her who her father is she will stop at nothing to find out why she isnt with him... plz review your ideas for next chapter luv u all
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Logan, Veronica