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Joined 04-08-09, id: 1893654, Profile Updated: 07-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Star Wars, Halo, and Mass Effect.

Hello my name is Clayton

If you couldn't figure it out from the name I'm a guy.

I was born in 1987 because I don't feel like telling you my age because the damn number changes every year so just saying 1987 is easier.

I'm a Chevy boy so I hate Ford, and I'm quickly losing what little respect I have for Dodge

When it comes to TV I'm into: Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Chuck, Corner Gas, Dukes of Hazzard, Red Green, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, Mythbusters, Rescue Me, Cheers.

My favorite movies are: Strange Brew, Star Wars, the first 3 Indiana Jones movies, 3:10 to Yuma, October Sky, Dirty Harry, Without a Paddle, Spaceballs, Blazing saddles, Men in Tights, The Untouchables, Thank You for Smoking, Full Metal Jacket, 2001, Tron, Happy Gilmore, every James Bond movie even the one with George Lazenby, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek XI, The Punisher, Spider Man 1&2, X Men 1&2, Iron Man, In a Scanner Darkly, Zombieland, Starship Troopers.

Music: AC/DC, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Airbourne, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Alice Cooper, Nazareth, The Beatles, Hinder, Motley Crüe, The Hollies, David Wilcox, Boston, Chickenfoot (Sammy Hagar's latest band), Rush, CSNY, Guns N' Roses, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Judas Preist, Metallica, Def Leppard, Neil Young, Cheap Trick, The Runaways, The Allman Brothers Band, BTO, Big & Rich, Paul Brandt, Corb Lund Band, Brad Paisley, Garth Brooks, The Roadhammers, Bon Jovi, Cledus T. Judd, Bob Rivers and Weird Al

Comic Books: X-men, The Avengers, Doctor Strange (seriously he should have had a movie before Thor) MAX comics' Punisher, Spider Man, Deadpool.

Video Games: Mass Effect, Ace Combat, Halo, Need for Speed, Metal Gear Solid, Knights of the Old Republic I, Red Dead Redemption, Forza III, Portal/Half Life

Also I think Red vs. Blue wins the internet.

I'm also really good at starting things but not so good at finishing them, usually I'll start writing something then get distracted or have a ton of work that needs to be done and by the time I get back to it, my mind has gone of on a completely different tangent, maybe I should just try writing one shots, because my attention span just can't handle much more than that.

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From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 640,698 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/17/2012
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Jericho by iJazz13 reviews
Amni was the first victim aboard Jericho. And when a haunting message is received by another ship, a search for survivors turns into a fight for survival. Rated M for language, violence, and gore. Please R&R!
Crossover - Dead Space & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Clones
This is Not Our Fate by Queen reviews
Seven years have passed since the fall of the Republic. A group of renegades slowly lays the foundation for a Rebellion yet to come, while one survivor of Order 66 learns her fate is something she can change with her own hands.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,589 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Barris Offee, Commander Cody - Complete
The HeartShaped Mask by drumlinedude reviews
Majora and Luna are two kids living in the Lost Village. They have been chosen from a very young age to participate in a sacrifice to their goddess Din to keep her wrath in check, except the two are in love and they plan to escape their fate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
Cedar by Queen reviews
"The trees are sacred, here. It's one of the few places they grow thickly. The soil is not hospitable most places on the planet."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sugi, Embo - Complete
Friends with Benefits by Tari Roo reviews
Semi-sequel to Apoplectic Denial. Sheldon vs McKay equals war. Woolsey resorts to getting in a mediator - Leonard.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rodney M., Sheldon C. - Complete
Apoplectic Denial by Tari Roo reviews
Rodney's plan backfires... just a little. Written for crossovers las
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Rodney M., Sheldon C. - Complete
What Any of it is Worth by Queen reviews
Ahsoka. Rex. Echo. Fives. Cody. Ventress. Each of them must find their way after the fall of the Republic, and decide for themselves what is truly worth saving. Can there be any light during the Dark Times?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,506 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Daybreak by Archon of Darkness
A poem dedicated to the personified Galactica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
The Many Deaths of Gaius Baltar by LisaT reviews
Baltar dodges death, again and again. Then he chooses to face it. Spoilers for all seasons, but especially 4.5.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - G. Baltar - Complete
Synthetic Insight by Pruit Igoe reviews
What if the line between artificial intelligence and organic intelligence was crossed? Commander Shepard gains a power beyond any organic being, and comes to understand the war that she fights. AU, FSHEP
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,689 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shepard (F)
To Die, To Sleep, No More by Alinnarel reviews
Tali'Zorah is flung into the future by the Collectors, and forced to cope with the new reality around her. What perils await in this brave new world?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Tali'Zorah
Deep River by effey16 reviews
The experiments that the Alliance had been doing to River were actually opening up her mind to the force. They used technology and violence which pushed Max, another captive, to the dark side. River must learn to feel the force and defeat Max.
Crossover - Star Wars & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - River
Halo: The new Legends by roflcoptor reviews
70 years after the Human-Covenant war a new peace is beginning to emerge. An evil force greater and more horrific than the flood that threaten the human race are about to be awoken. Good thing the new Spartan Vs have emerged. please R&R! My first halo fic
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009
Indiana Jones and the Hidden Garden by backbreakingmetal reviews
Indy is drawn into an adventure that is sure to be memorable. More to come, please read and review.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007
Crimson Skies: Caught In The Crosshairs by backbreakingmetal reviews
Nathan and crew embark on an train robbery that is sure to be entertaining, if not deadly.
Crimson Skies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Lucky Charms by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
RvB. Church never did understand why Caboose did what he did to the cereal.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
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Caboose Versus the Ice Maker reviews
RvB Caboose has managed to get his head stuck in the freezer. Oneshot, Rated T for profanity. Tex & Caboose fluff
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come reviews
AU Daybreak Part II, AU pre TPM The Battlestar Galactica's final jumpleads them to the Star Wars galaxy Rated T for possible profanity and violence
Crossover - Star Wars & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Hera. A
The Beginning of the End reviews
A BSG/ Mass Effect Crossover Commander Hank Sheppard, and Admiral William Adama must stop the greatest threat to the milky way galaxy the secrets of the opera house, and Kara Thrace will finally be revealed
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2009