Author has written 16 stories for Hey Arnold, Powerpuff Girls, Jimmy Neutron, and Tokyo Mew Mew.
Phantom here ;D
Here's the basics
I'm a kick-ass tomboy!
Age: High school appropriate, thank you very much!
Name: I'm from South Africa, so most of you wont be able to say my name right. It's spelled Juane, but to make it easier and stop that weird looking face you're making right now, for you it's pronounced either Jane or June.
Hobbies: Mountain/Rock/wall climbing, jumping trampoline, riding bike, reading, writing, tennis, collecting rocks (Wanna be a Geologist someday, if not a writer), learning new stuff ('GEEK ALERT!' Oh please. Get over yourself. Small things fascinate small minds. Oh yeah, I went there! And who says you're not one? You're on a site full of stories to READ for crying out loud!!)
Fave movies of all time: Ghostrider (It's da awesomest movie in all of awesomnest!!), Twilight (Recently grew on me), New moon, Dude, Where's my Car? (HILARIOUS XD) Eclipse!!!!!! Iron Man 2!!!
Fave song: 'The Reason' by Hoobastank.
Fave book: The Bible (Yeah that's right bub! I'm Christian!), Jinx and How to be Popular by Meg Cabot, Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant; Playing with fire both by Derek Landy.
Fave author(s): Meg Cabot, Terry Pratchett, Derek Landy, Stephanie Meyer
Fave food: Chinese (Chow mein), Italian (Mmm...Pizza... And pasta) and South-African (Proudly SA boerewors rolle!!)
Strange craving at the moment: Chocolates...
Snack (I don't consider chocolate as a snack. It's in a hardcore foodgroup, peoples!): My snack right now (not right now, dimwits!) is actually BUTTERFINGERS!!
Flower: (don't judge me...) Water Lily
Time of day: Night (XD)
Words addicted to right now: Beyond, wicked, twisted (My friend seriously slapped me when I said it again) seriously (XD), awesome, sweet. (Afrikaanse words; Kawaai, Ernstig, Regtig)
Book reading right now: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Boyfriend: Love's overrated.
Nickname (CHOOSE your CHOOSE!!): (School/Friends) Brainiac, Brainfreak, Brainy (Haha! I got the same name as BrainBoy!!) Bookworm, MJ (Family), Phantom (Myself in end of reviews)
I absolutely love Arnold and Helga!! I can't imagine writing another couple in the HA! archive.
I cannot think of even thinking about writing none other than romance or Humor.
PEOPLES!! LISTEN UP!! I have very important news. I SAW THE LAST EPISODE OF AVATAR!! It was beautiful; pure art in the finest form. Ah what the hell am I talkin' about? IT'S OVER!! My life purpose is now gone...
I write romance. I simply can't write any other form of story-telling. I live for romance novels.
My stories are always rated T, for obvious reasons. ;) I believe (I hope) that little kids would get the heepy-kajeepy-creepies when reading my stories. IT'S MEANT THAT WAY!! Otherwise nowadays kids grow up too fast, even if my stories aren't that bad.
I am known for my fluffiness. I DO NOT do lemon, because, well, ugh. REST ASSURED that in every piece I write, there WILL be a fluffy, if not juicy scene to chew on.
I'm open minded, but I don't prefer angsty/tragedy stuff. It makes me cry.
I don't like crying. It makes me look weak and vulnerable.
I'm an eager song/music-collector.
I love laughing.
I'm NOT bubbly (At least I hope so). I'm a straight A+ student, I read books for fun and when I'm bored I read the dictionary.
I'm proud of it.
I'm a cat-person.
I get scolded by my friends for reading too much (Seriously, they literally TAKE my books away from me!)
I don't want to believe in the negative things in the world, yet I've been called a born pessimistic, but I simply believe that I'm a realist. Doesn't make sense, does it? Ahh, don't worry, I don't understand myself either.
I have a really funny and cute well-written poem that you'd all LOVE!! (Note; Copy and paste and you're DEADS, you's got that?! It ain't mine, so DON'T STEAL!!)
Let's face it - English is a terrible language!!
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its
If writers write, how come fingers down fing? If the plural of tooth
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the
This is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are
And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I
(I enjoyed this, and I thought you guys would appreciate it. Still, NO COPYING!!)
I'm like a trio of The Powerpuff Girls. I'm as sporty and tomboylicious like Buttercup, as independent and smart (I'm not chicky, I just come off like that...) as Blossom, and chirpy and delicate as Bubbles. Ahh... My mysteries will never stop...
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