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Joined 04-08-09, id: 1893669, Profile Updated: 06-19-09
Author has written 1 story for Suite Life series.

Alrighty, so profile. Right. Well, if you're here, you're presumably wanting to know something about me, which is great, but there's not much to tell. I'm human, I can tell you that much, though for how much longer, I really don't know. Ahhh, technology. Ummm, yeah, well, that's pretty much it. Read my story if you're into slash and have nothing better to do. I'd love to hear from you if you have anything you'd like to say, but I'm not on too often, so I don't get to read as much as I'd like. Sad... Oh well.

Generally happy to look at stuff that needs/wants spelling/grammar corrections, as long as it's not every second word, and the piece isn't too long. Time permitting, that is, because I hardly manage to update my own solitary story most of the time, let alone do anything else fun. Maybe someday. Anyway...

Random (well, not technically, but close enough for my non decimal-specific purposes) crap:

For the reason behind everything that is bad in the world, Google "human"

To find yourself - stop looking

To know the answer - ignore the questions

Confused? So are you.

Annoyed at this bullshit pseudo-philosophy that anyone with half a brain or a conveniently available 3-year-old could come up with? Disgusted at the way it insidiously spreads throughout the internet, infecting the minds of the masses, until no clear thought remains?

You've come to the right place. Enjoy your stay.


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Teenagers by The Hurricane 13 reviews
Jordan Farmer is the perennial new kid in school. Traveling around with his military family he his often the target of bullies. On their last move, Jordan meets Cody Martin. Inspired by the My Chemical Romance song of the same name. Completed.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Changes by Andrew Secrets reviews
There is a passion that is forbidden by society. Will these brothers be able to figure out their feelings for each other? ZackxCody NEW CHAPTER!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Zack M., Cody M.
The Art Of Proctology by cryptictac reviews
House bottoms for the first time, much to Wilson's burgeoning distress. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
What I've Done by mikromb13 reviews
COMPLETE: Zack and Cody lose everything they've ever known. Their fight for survival takes them through the dark underworld of society. Can each live with the consequences that come along with survival? Based on the song "What I've Done" by Linkin Park.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Cody M. - Complete
Click and Release by Nitch reviews
He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]
Minesweeper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the Tipton reviews
Zack-x-Cody, twincest. Zack and Cody have just arrived at their new home, the Tipton Hotel. At the same time, the boys discover their physical attraction to one another.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Cody M., Zack M.