Shoa UK
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Joined 03-25-02, id: 189379
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Matrix, and Gravitation.
Hey hey all! please read through my random ramblings. Or not whatever takes ya fancy!

29th September 06: Wow. two years. thats a looooong time. a levels and stuff got in the way and my dear friend Kat moved on. its all so sad! BUT thanks to the wonderful lady that is Part of the Queue (aka Hannah dear) i'm baaaaack! hehe suckers. now you have to put up with me again. currently involved in a lot of original fics so please bear with me on the update front :D much love etc 2nd May 04: MET CRAIG PARKER AND SALA BAKER! WHEEE! ah life is good, all praise those who oragnise collectormania!

17th dec 03: ROTK. O_O sobs again so good. i can't believe it's all over. The fighting and the ponies and...gah it was all so good! apart from shelob im terrified of spiders. >.. ~~~~~~

Lord of the Rings: Heheheh. Anything and everything. Fave character is Leggles, but what's new? Don't you think they should do a Legolas doll with brushable hair? Or is that just me? .~?

The Matrix: ahh the twinsicles! how adorable. n guess what! ME AND KAT MET THEM AND GOT HUGS! AND AUTOGRAPHS! dies of their cuteness

Revolutions was crap! five quid for two and a half hours of NO TWINS! at least trinity FINALLY copped it.

Kat: My partner in crime and all round bad girl, katty! now Kat UK btw, go read her stuff for the most adorable and bestest (is that a word?) fics ever. none of this stuff would be here without her so big round of applause everybody!

Kat: HEYYYYY EVERYBODY! seeing as though i'm being mentioned i'd thought i'd say hello. i am indeed shoa's partner in crime and beta reader/co author etc. okies i got to go shona's glaring..i can see her reading this for the first time..uh oh... no not the knives! arggghhhhh!

Concerning Egos: i run a sanctuary for egos, they're small, fluffy fuzzballs which everyone mistreats! they only feed on reviews, so keep yours coming to help save the egos. (no flames otherwise they get sick and i hate cleaning ego sick up.)

The end: at last the end! onwards vailant reader and into the unknown! to the funbus!

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Patience by Eyana reviews
The Merovingian has a little "test" in store for the Twins. Humor. Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
The Sanity's Gotten Away Again by Rage Aomori reviews
Fun randomness galore. Severe glomping, character bashing, and attacking of coffee mugs. OOCness is rampant! THE RUBBER DUCKIE HAS BEEN STOLEN! No plot, by the way. Or, is there...?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007 reviews
Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring. Now complete. Sequel to "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Followed by "The Elladan Show"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,576 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
Feaear: Spirit of the Sea by Carrie-n-Emmithar reviews
Why do we never hear of Legolas' mother? Who was she, and what happened to her? This is her story, and that of the bond that only mother and son can share. **COMPLETED**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Matrix Outtakes Revisited by Isiodith reviews
Ch 8 is up. Formerly known as Matrix Outtakes Reloaded, but i know i will write a series for Reloaded once the second installment is out.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 4/11/2002
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Bubbles 'n' Bums reviews
Random hilarity in Gondor's bath house! This is what happens when you invade an Elf's water space... be warned! Fun and water games ensure... XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Chase the Horizon reviews
shuichi thought it would be nice to have party for yuki's bday, how wrong could he be? very as it turns out as they end up half the way round the world trying to chase two very different careers. mayhem will ensue alongside the serious stuff! R&R xxx
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/18/2003
Matrix Rounders reviews
The Twins have been at it again... And this time they've got everyone into trouble. As punishment for their actions, the Matrix gang are forced rounders? Total hilarity reigns!!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
Forever Young reviews
Sequel to Fire Heart, rating will change. The stories of Legolas' & Kiyara's children. Expect lots of angst luv& fluff as me n Kat call it! After all that they go through will Fiaren, Aruinne and Celen really want to live forever or just be forever young?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003
Fire Heart reviews
*FINISHED* Special thanks to Kat. R rating ch7 only. When your wild and free what happens when the only chance of love is in a cage? Unwilling to give herself to anyone else Kiyara has a lot to learn. Who better to teach her than Legolas? Please R&R!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,418 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Legolas