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Author has written 2 stories for Grand Theft Auto, Fallout, and EndWar.

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, darn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

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STALKER: Expansion by merchent343 reviews
The Zone is Expanding. A line told by thousands, a rallying call, and a terrifying truth. When the Zone begins to expand a truly rapid rate, and the world watches with horror as city after city falls, the ones who have depended on the Zone for their survival might be the last and only hope for humanity.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - OC
Legacy by DasSchneids reviews
Fallout 3, Good Male LW. He saved the Capital Wasteland countless times, changed the world, and then he disappeared. 16 years later, the son he never knew enters the Wastes, and learns of a father who was larger than life as the Wastes greet war once more
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,360 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011
Fallout: Wayward by CtrlAltDeleteMan reviews
Once upon a ti-, no... In a world wher-, naa... sit down and let me tell you a-, ahhh screw it! My name is Vin, I used to be your average citizen of Vault 75. I was born there and I was suppoded to die there. And, like most Vaults, mine opened up prematurely. This is the story of me, my mentor, an assassin, a merchant, a wise-ass gouhl, and of The Wayward. Let's do it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012
Jefferson by The Envoy of Oyashiro-sama reviews
The defense of the Jefferson Memorial during the events of 'Take It Back', from a slightly different perspective. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Colonel Autumn, Lone Wanderer - Complete
The Apartment by Konstantinsen reviews
"Don't expect to just run into the victims of the Zone but also the victims of its past."
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Tales of a not so average STALKER by MorsTactica reviews
A newly discharged US Marine goes to the "Zone". T for violence/Maybe some coarse language. Please review! OC & Strelok. No slash.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Strelok
Fallout: The Metro by Dragonkingofthestars reviews
humanity does not go extinct in the metro, over 100 years passes. Call the Courier survive in the metro? Now Beta read by Scarlet Rabbit.
Crossover - Fallout & Metro 2033 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Courier
Operation Charybdis by godfreyraphael reviews
What really happened during the infamous Operation Charybdis mentioned at the end of Black Ops? Was Mason following the Soviets' agenda or his own? This story aims to uncover what really happened.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - A. Mason, J. Hudson
I Never Asked For This by Desnai reviews
F!Courier and Lieutenant Gorobets share a private moment overlooking Camp Forlorn Hope. May contain spoilers for McCarran/Forlorn Hope quests. Oneshot courtesy of Fallout kink meme - rated M for sexual content and language
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Courier
Good Old Days by MysteriousStranger112 reviews
After five years, the Lone Wanderer returns to the Capital Wasteland. Why did he leave? Can he deal with the changes wrought during his absence? Old friends change, new enemies surface, and a new chapter begins...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Lone Wanderer
Last Train Home by Camwynya reviews
A brief glimpse of one soldier's world in the time before the Great War- a soldier named Roger Maxson.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Hellstorm by Forever-Frayd reviews
In the wastes of planet Earth are buried relics long forgotten. After the battle for Project Purity, with the Brotherhood spread thin and Super Mutants growing stronger, a new faction enters the fray. FalloutxWarhammer40k
Crossover - Fallout & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
A US Marine's guide to Nazi Zombies by HeloHaloME reviews
A guide to Nazi Zombies stating their origin, characteristics, and best methods of survival against them
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009
Colonel Burton by Toasterman reviews
It is widely thought by many people that Colonel Timothy Burton is a very shallow person, believing very blindly in his country, God and apple pie, and that the only phrases he is capable of uttering are one-liners. Those people are absolutely right on.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Red Alert 3: A Sergeant's Day by Kyuzo Aoi reviews
A Red Army sergeant has his day in the Soviet-Manchurian border, fighting against the Japanese army. Set in the Red Alert 3 universe. Short story.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Music by Ominae reviews
The boys of the US Army's 222nd Battalion aka Bad Company, en route to a harbor after destroying all antenna boxes in Serdaristan due to their AWOL status in the Crossing Over stage, decide to strengthen their camaraderie by bonding over one topic. Music.
Battlefield - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Gravestones by EvilProduct reviews
Niko and Roman visit the Liberty City Graveyard 1 year after the game's events. Familiar names appear on the marble stones. The Idea just came to me. Please review. I do not own anything about GTA. Changed to One-shot, see my profile for explanation.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Warhammer 40k 300 Trailer by ArbiterOfDoomsday reviews
This is my 300 parody trailer script, if u have seen the trailers and like 40k i might enjoy this.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty Through Agita by Beta-Solution reviews
A originalish retelling of GTA: SA, with my own sadistic twists. The Butcher and a Zombie horde in front. A zombie assassin behind. Things don't look good for the Officer everyone loves to hate. R&R, please?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005
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Highlands of The New York Wastes reviews
A book written by my Fallout OC.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 12/29/2012
GTA SA EndWar reviews
When the Russians invade the state of San Andreas, there will be war.
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & EndWar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - U.L.P.C.