Yo, my name is... well, I picked a lot of name to use on internet, but here: Kyukon; maybe I'll change it again later...then again I've used that name for more than a year...oh well. And about myself... I'm old enough to vote(A right which sometimes I really don't give a damn about), male, black haired, dark brown eyed. Pretty much typical south-eastern Asian dude. I have many likes and few dislikes... my hobbies are... well, reading fanfics and listening music, i guess. And about dream... non-existent.
I'm not much of a writer, just a reader... mostly lemon (Yeah, I'm a pervert and proud of it). Why i don't want to be a writer? Good question, 1. I'm lazy 2. I'm busy with something else, I'm currently an hentai uploader of some hentai site, the best one (the site, i meant). Scratch those all, I'm just being a lazy bastard. I have the idea, plot and stuff like that, I just hardly can put it into writing.
I'm currently reading fanfics of Bleach, Black Cat, Clannad, Fairy Tail, Fate Stay Night, Final Fantasy Tactics, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gintama, Gundam Seed, Hellsing, Inuyasha. Love Hina, Naruto, School Rumble and Zoids. I'm a big fan of odd/unusual pairing.
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
1. Perfect? No.
1. Friend you saw: Bas.
1. Number: 9, Ninetales! Rawr!
1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope.
2. Nick names? Uzi.
1. First best friend? Dan.
1. Eating? My brains out.
5. Plans for today? Go to college to finish some business.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Taller would be awkward.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Have no reason to.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? No, I believe in 'coincidence'.
"Eek! Pervert!" One of the girls screamed. "What do you have to say for yourself?!"
Naruto stared at her. "Naruto's a good boy."
The women blinked. Naruto blinked. Finally, one of them spoke up. "Well, Itsuka's a bad girl..." - Oretachi no Sadame