Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, South Park, Fairly OddParents, Harry Potter, and Arthur.
PERSONALITY:weird,funny,loveable,a murderer,nevermind the last one,lalalalalalalalalalalala
AGE:It might be a number or letter I get those two mixed up
NAME:Crazy,weird,OH MY GOD SHES G--
Sex:let me check
Ramen,pie &tacos RULEZZZZZZZZZZ!!
(I put a z at the end cuz I'm cool)
READ & REVIEW PLEASE!!
I'm bringing sexy back!!
FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
also can't spell very well soo...yeah
-your mom is gay
-if my mom's gay how was i born
-super flying penguins dumbass
-I sorry I love you!
when life gives you lemons chuck them at people & run
fav # 84
why no clue
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Hinata,tenten,temari,naruto,SHINO
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? no
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. none sadly :(
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?ummm...Shino or kiba
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9) Which team is your favorite? Team 8 animals are awsomeable!
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) no
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? duh
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? both some days i like him others PITCHFORK!!
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? yep
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? no hes just needs some H.T.L.C.(hinata tender loving care!)
17) Sub or dub? dont mater
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? eh both mostly anti
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Who doesn't?
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? SEXY BEAST!! (What that puke no I wasnt paid to say that...T.T)
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku and Neji
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird is awesome I should no
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? huh??
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? duh
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? yupperz
27) Do you like lemons? no of course not mommy(yes!)
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No but trying to explain funny as hell
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? ?
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? no
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no I was drawing Hinata
and someone thought it was DORA THE FUCKING EXPLORER!!
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? no they dont care stupid people
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? I have no life and nope
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? yeah like i've had MONEY!!
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? cough ahem er maybe totaly YES
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, makes no sense
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? HELL NO WASNT BEFORE THAT (attacked by fan girls)
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? maybe posibly yupperz
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could've made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
> 5 Reasons why kids are so adorable :
--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
well I hope ya read my stories
review please i wanna know what cha think