Poll: Do I update too slow? Vote Now!
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Mario.
Yeahh...hello...*Waves to pissed off viewers* Look I'm sorry I haven't been updating! I a going through a lot right now...And I need ideas...I am going to redo my Untitled Disaster...I have a better Idea for it. I am going to be a Madara story. It WILL take place in the "real world" sometimes I wonder if WE are the ones in the comic book in another world...if so...THIS SUCKS! xD anyway...That link below...It ISED to be MY FAVE video in ALL of time lol. The song is Viva La vida. -06,12,10-
THIS IS THE BEST AWSOMEIST VIDEO EVER!!
"It isn't how you look at it its all how it wants to be seen or what you want to see"
I'm up...yay...and i have a new friend/pet...Orochimaru >=
Yeah Yeah Leave me ALONE I can't keep this up...So if you want to talk go ahead...
I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING DAMN COMPUTER! ITS DAMN FUCKING SLOW AND IT LOGGED ME OUT BEFORE I COULD FINISH MY POEM!!
I'm sorry that i ever cared
I'm sorry that I never noticed your hate filled glares
I'm sorry that I wanted more
All for me and none at all
Picked up heart beat beating fast
Thump thump thump and one more may be my last
I'm sorry that I ever met you
Always damn late i should have picked up the easy clues
And one more thing I'm sorry that I even said goodbye
All you did for me...All you didn't do...And all the things you pushed me with forced me into a dreamless death
In the dark can you hear it?
All the hate filled stares in one big bloody pit!
I'm sorry that i said 'I love you'
I'm sorry for all the nice words i said to you
Even though it killed you in the end
But oh no you didn't just die you took a part of me with you and it a darkness bend
Wanting more bleeding more
Why did i even meet you when you made my heart all bloddy and torn
Drip Drip Drip...Don't you hear that?
Its the last thing you'll ever hear from me pat pat pat
Running footsteps quickly up the stairs
The only thing when they got there was give me a hate filled glares
Never crying never frowning
I may be smiling but inside i'm dying when i hear my heart pounding
Gunshots fill the air
Bloody walls stained with the crimson bloody pair...
I'm sorry that i have fell for you
Even though i lived and you died i never said outloud that i missed you...
This is another one thanks for reading...please don't steal...
Roses are red violets are blue...Live in fear...BECAUSE YOU HEADS COMING OFF...(AND NO I AM FUCKING NOT ON MY TIME OF THE MONTH!)
Happy places Happy times
Smiling faces all i give to make it seem like its all fine
Never turing never listening
Only cry when the moon is glistening
Moon so lonely yet so vived
Is all alone but look at its attention its given!
All alone falling over the edge
Why oh why did i make that damn pledge?
To live with everything i have?
What if i had nothing at all just to rub my wounds with salve
Well the lucks ran out so sorry all the sluts the sit around and pout
Flowers are dying
I am done considering I've given up useless trying
Trees are buning
All i do is watching and learing
What i am doing is cowardly
Used to love used to care
I'm trying to snip snip snip the ends of endless snare
Watching Waiting to learn more about you
Make my attack when the time might be right or it maybe wrong too..
Have nothing less have nothing more
I could stare at the sky but alas my eyes would get sore
Like the sands of the desert shifting from time to time
Use to be my life when it was all mine
Have everything to lose one second
Then its like you had nothing at all
Some girl just a pretty face see you making out at the mall
Right in front of as if you cared!
I hope you you are happy because i never was just like a runned over bear
Now i wish i have never had a tie
Peaceful settings all around
Green grass on the ground
Beautiful Rivers criss-crossing
All upon the older trees forever mossing
Waterfalls through the shade
The sound of clashing blades
Brids chip never knowing what will happen
Drip Drop Drip Drop There goes rain softly patting
Never hear never speak
It might not last It may never keep
Eteranaly this place will never fall
Even if we lose it all
War comes short
From older people who at the idea that is without the box always snort
Make the younger fight and die
Never knowing the pain in one little sigh
Thunder is rolling
Waves are crashing
Blood spills with all the slashing
Blood red moon set ablize
They take and capture slaves
Burning and burning the forest goes
Even the water from the river dries up
The battle of a never ending war
All the animals sing in sore
There goes the moss buning up quick
There goes the trees buning up like sticks
Never caring never noted
The winning side never gloted
Running Running thats all they could do
As the fighting went on and fire did too.
All the animals looked at the remains with sorrow
There would be no forest tommorrow
All was out...But one staied behind...
Just that one bird...Was now a pile of ashes being burried by a girl by the age of nine
The girl was weeping
Her only friend was in the ground forever sleeping...
Her tears the grave stone as a worrier missed his target...
Hitting the girl fast without care
He dropped his weponds and looked what he had done
A little girl was laying in a pool of blood
With a smile and a peaceful face she said
Thanks for destroying this one place that was away from from war and none from greed
But this forest will live on only but one seed
She closed her eyes and took one last breath
Soon but quick she was no more
Time seemed to stop when they all saw what had happened
A little girl was laying dead
The forest was just a battlefeid
Everyone forgot what they had been fighting about
All had mourned for the loss of the wise little girl
One solder who had seen this had picked her up with some care
Found a tree that had somehow not been touched
He began digging with a few tears in his eyes
All the fighting was no more just watching made people's heart sore
He genataly lay her in with words that stung
"Goodbye my daughter" Is what he said before he placed a single pink rose across her chest
Everyone had heard in the sinlence that no one broke
Now they began to feel the loss
The war that they had started and this was the cost
After he placed the last part of dirt he let the few teardrops on her grave
Started a fire and threw the flowers into it
The wondered what he was doing but he only said that "she loved flowers"
The ashes of the flowers went up to heaven and into the hands of that little girl
One by one a solder droped a differnt flower in the flames
The animals came back slowly and in a ground began to mourn about a certain little girl..
One by one they dissapeired into the heavens with the little girl in mind
Becoming with the stars they danced in the in the sky
Along with her and her with them
The men watched in awe
That was the thing they wanted most of all.
The end...I know it doesn't ryme in some parts but this is a really good one..I made it up...I was really crying when i was typing...So please don't steal You can ask and then you can have it on your profile...But please don't steal i worked hard on this so thank you for reading...
Hello My current name is luna or lilly...If you want ot call me that i mean...
I love Naruto...I hate other animes...b/c they are boring...
And blah blah blah...
I WAS writeing a story...but my damn cpu won't let me work it...Dx
Watch this if your agaist SasuSaku!
I need some ideas! (Prefealbly good ones...) If you have ideas about naruto stories then do NOT hesatate to Share!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
Her name is cindy
The air is quite windy
Her name is Suzie
One punch and you'll be woozy
His name is Andy
He just kicked a little girl wasn't that just dandy?
His name is Billy
He hates things that don't invole blood isn't that silly?
My name is Anna
And we are haters of Hannah Montanna!
(Lol i just made this up for fun put this on your profile if you hate her and put your name on da list)
Hello!! How are you!! I just finished looking at my reader's and or profile traffic and to i'm impressed is an understatement! Thanks so much yous guys!
So i am up for requsts for being my beta! So come on and ask already!!
Age: An unlucky or lucky number you decide...But then again you'll never find out my age!
Eye color: Olive
Hair color: Light/red brown hair Long hair
Skin color: Very pale
Heretage: Chickasaw/Chocktaw indain/German/Irish/English(Royalty from Idian and German sides)
Current mood:...Upset,Mad,Self hating...I hate all people that work at my local libray! They can all get run over by a bus then blown up! Please if you like killing then be my guest!
Status:...Curently have lots of ideas and ready to share to the best of writers./Too damn tired and wants a muffin that is fat free and tastes good...Needs a blind fold to go to a peaceful sleep
Listening and watching this video from you tube!
Please watch this its awsome!!
Reads That involve Sasu-gay getting his ass whoped! And Sakura being (Somewhat) Badass! This is a VERY LONG story over 93 thousand it took me about five hours to completely finsh it...Wow...I read a lot...YAAY So yeah this is pne of my faves so read it if you get the chance its really funny and really sad at times too but don't forget Sasuke gets his ass whoped more than once AND alomst killed so I recommed it for people who like Gaara Sakura! Its a very wonderful story so what are YOU waiting for click the damn link already! Make sure whoever wrote it makes a seqel! Its awsome Sasuke is a Jack-ass But then again..This is my quote "Once a jack-ass always a jack-ass untill they roll over and play dead in the middle of the freeway!" Omg i can't beleve i made that up just now...WOW...So yeah ask for advice I'm a great listener And give some answers if you need any...SO BYE
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, Fan-godess,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG
If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS!
~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.~
~If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.~
~If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.~
~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.~
~If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
~Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
~Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. ~
~If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.~
~If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, The Norwegian Dragon, Klutzilla01, furubafreak01,fan-godess,Darklillyofthenight96
~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.~
~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~
~If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.~
~If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you're overly obssessed with dogs or is a doglover then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Klutzilla01, furubafreak01
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
~If you hate those annoying chain letters on Youtube or Email copy and paste this into your profile~
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
~My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe Hidan will return
If you believe we should kidnap Kishimoto and make him spill the rest of Naruto to us copy and paste this onto your profile.
The boy woke up, just 14 years old.
The following is something to ponder:
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and
If you woke up this morning with more health than
If you have never experienced the danger of battle,
If you can attend a church meeting without fear of
If your parents are still alive and still married …
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and
If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them or even touch
If you can read this message, you just received a
Have a good day, and count your blessings!
This made me cry so much and then i had nightmares of the un-born children...really sad
This really makes you think….
I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and
I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Your Baby Girl
SniffSniff SoOo SaD
If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
If you are a teen woman this is why you cry and if you are a boy that likes to make them cry then why don'tcha read this!
Her Only Weakness
“Mom, Why are you crying?” he asked his mom.
“Because I’m a woman” she told him.
“I don’t understand.” he said.
His mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.”…..
Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother
“All women cry for no reason” was all his dad could say……..
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women
GOD said……. When I made women she had to be special
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
I gave her a tear to shed.
Please send this to women you know, and men with mothers,
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor,
When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.
Do not set your goals. Only you know what is best for you.
Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them
Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other.
Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.
Do not dismiss your dreams.
Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU MEAN SOMETHING TO
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOftheNight96
THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, DarkLillyOfTheNight96
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.
If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If You Cant Belieave ppl abuse their children like this and want it to stop Repost this
If you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:
darkalbino, Mello-MattLiveOn4ever,Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai,DarkLillyOfTheNight96
iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE
IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
with a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD)
(YAY I finally found this !! So yeah...I LIKE TO READ BOOKS!!
This is me
Its all fake
Why do i matter with every breath I take?
Should I be happy should I be free?
My hearts lock is missing its key
Some walk around smiling others with frowns
Why the hell does it matter with all these people around?
Look at the moon
It has no problems but you can only see it with a zoom
Stars are sparkling in the sky
Always trying not to lie?
Fall into a deeper sleep
Always making sure not to drop the promises you said you'd keep
Darkness and light whitch one to choose?
I have nothing more to lose
Twinkle twinkle little stars
How I wonder why so far?
Be careful to get to close
You end of loseing your mind like most
Addicting from far away
Say you'll quit the next day
Can explode at any moment
Less you have is more atonement
Closer you come you come to see the truth
Just like the feeling when you loose a tooth
Numb and unfeeling
Can't you see the point i'm seeing?
Dream of running through a medow
'Till the whisteling from the kettle
Open close open close
Who's there tell me who goes!
NOTE: This is mine! Not stealing!! And its unfinished! So NYA!
One of the only stories that make me sob and cry till my throat was raw...
Please don't read them if you can't handle it...I don't want to get screamed at anymore...They are good in their own way so please share them with your friends...
DisorderRatingParanoid">">Paranoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizoid">">Schizoid Personality Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal">">Schizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial">">Antisocial Personality Disorder:HighBorderline">">Borderline Personality Disorder:Very HighHistrionic">">Histrionic Personality Disorder:HighNarcissistic">">Narcissistic Personality Disorder:HighAvoidant">">Avoidant Personality Disorder:Very HighDependent">">Dependent Personality Disorder:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive">">Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol
If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.
If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile.
If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.
you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, DarkLillyOfTheNight96
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
1) When she acts shy - say i love you
2) When she runs away from you - chase her
3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)
4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight
5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you
6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention
7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go
8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL
9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it
10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her
11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'
12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry
13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll