Mrs.Edward.Asakura
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Name: Karma

Age: You Don't Need To Know

Faves: Anime, Manga, Art, Poetry, Music, Reading
-Manga: Shaman King, Naruto, Elemental Gelade, Bleach
-Anime: Naruto, Shaman King, Sailor Moon
-Music: Metal, Rock, Jazz, basically everything
-Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Twilight, L.O.S.T, Vampire Kisses

"It's like 'Where's Waldo', where the heck are the cute guys?"- what boredom in school leads to

"...Twincest!!"- stupid Sierra and Sydney Fred And George

"Now open your inner mind eye and picture this...Mr. Bath in short shorts"- don't ask

"FATHER CONLON!! NOOOOOOO! DON'T WORK WITH MRS. VOUDRIE!!"- really don't ask

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a MUSLIM, so I MUST hate America
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST be really masculine
I'm a GAY MAN so I MUST be really feminine
I'm POOR so I MUST be a dirty begger
I BEG IN THE STREETS so I MUST be on drugs
I'm Atheist so i MUST laugh in people's faces who believe in god
I'm Gothic so i MUST be satanist

Stereotypes are everywhere, if you hate them, copy this, put it into your profile, and add any more stereotypes you've see to the list.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

NewsFlash: LOVE IS LOVE, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER IT COMES FROM.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, Julie-Schmitz, mspadfoot2, mrs.edward.asakura.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you despise homophobia, and think it's wrong, do your part to stop it, and put this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you follow him, he will become your leader, your mentor, and your best friend. He will tell you when you're hungry, tired, stupid, etc.

He will take away all the pain in your life, make all the bad people go bye bye, and fill you with warm fuzzies . In addition to a blissful existance, he'll supply you with a lifetime supply of seashells, tongue depresers, and swiss cheese.

His followers include: BlueMoonlight's Ice Miko, Serpentine Princess, Little Angel of Light, Fred kissed George, mspadfoot2, mrs.edward.asakura -- add your name here and BECOME ONE OF US! BECOME A FLUFF HEAD! (it means I love fluff in a story, so I'm a fluff head, what about you?)

Worship his fluffy bunnyness! Obey the fluff!!

Whether with a girl or a boy, love is love, not an abomination.

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2, mrs.edward.asakura

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a book character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zatura Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Amin Vanima Mellonea, Insane Slytherin, Isabella Swann, Light-creates-Darkness, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you laughed during a part in a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them "best friends".

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that a lot of people today pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or have an insane friend of your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall (or door), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it, to make it even longer!

If you have a long list of copy and pastes in your proflile...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person to check random people's profiles for more stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"

"Not all who wander are lost" J.R.R. Tolkein

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as q
uiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!

"Dream lemony dreams..." - my BFF Zayna

"Hells bells and a little catfish!" - my other BFF Jazmin

"Oh for the love of Dumbledore!" - Zayna, when the film literally melted during the 6th Harry Potter movie trailer

"Oh Lord, please blessid thy hand grenade, so that I may blow thine enimes to tiny bits!!" - Me, from random YouTube video

"It's like 'Where's Waldo?'... where the FUCK are the hot guys?!" - me, Jazmin, and Sierra

You say up; I say down

You say east; I say west

You say north; I say south

You say war; I say peace

You say emo/goth freak; I picture myself unique

You live by the rhythm of the day; I live by the beat of my heart

You say cheerleading; I say art poetry writing and reading

You say gays and lesbians are freaks; I say love is love no matter the gender

You say follow the instructions; I say think outside the box

AMEN TO THAT: Mrs.Edward.Asakura

If you are one of the unique souls out there in this world who don’t care what other people out in the world say, post this, add your name, and forever be unique

"DAMNIT!! THAT WAS MY GOOD TIT"- don't ask

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

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Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Wings by bookwormer1986 reviews
This is my first fic, set after Breaking Dawn and the first four max ride books. contains spoilers for both series. I know that its been done alot but I hope mine is at least somewhat original.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009
A New Power by Death By Insanity reviews
It's been years since Itex and The School were destroyed. Max becomes pregnant twice. FAX! What will happen when the Voice tells Max about a new power? And whats the price of this new power? SMALL crossovers in a few chapters. HITUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max
a new way of life by haiven reviews
Rose and Lissa have a peachy life til past comes to present, Dimitri arrives after years to claim whats his and happens to produce a miracle out of it.. then to find out its all lies to push rose away which ultimately leads to a tragedy and then a rebirth. after ch 3 switches perspectives! twisted and sinful
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Rose H.
Changes by Undead Gothic Princess reviews
Alexander and Raven have been together for a while. what happens when they start to explore other areas of their relationship and Tervor is pissing Raven off again. will Alexander sort him out? so many questions? Rated M for future chapters
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,635 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008
House meets his match by xXSweetestXAngelXNightmareXx reviews
House and Max. Need i say more on the clash of the stubborn? ON INDEFINATE HIATUS
Crossover - House, M.D. & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - G. House, Max
Forever & Always by ShadowKissed17 reviews
I ran maybe fifteen feet and came to a halt. The image of the Blonde Strigoi’s teeth sinking into Dimitri’s neck flashed back into my mind. It was too much too bear. There was one way I could save Dimitri, or so I hoped.....
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Greg House Versus Artemis Fowl by Stolas reviews
The genuine article. I finally got this thing off the ground and would love any reviews you might have. Involves Greg House, Artemis Fowl, Time and dimensional travel, Wilson, Holly, Mulch and others. PM or email me if you want a hand in this!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Artemis F., G. House
If I Was A Rich Girl by kawaiisenshi33 reviews
Ouran Host Club Crossover. Max is flying solo now and is forced to attend Ouran so she can save the world. She is thrust into a society where looks actually matter. Adventures and comedy are on the way. 2nd book spoilers. Max is 16. Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Max
I Can't Stop Thinking About You by Damon4eva reviews
When Rose finds out that she is pregnant with Dimitri's baby, she wants an abortion straight away. But what will happen when the Academy find out? And will Rose realise that she can't live without this baby before it's too late? After Shadow Kiss!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward? and Bella? RolePlaying? by Essence of Bloodlust reviews
Edward and Bella are deciding to spice things up in their lives with roleplaying. Alice had bought multiple outfits from Preppy Jock to Dark Goth! But how will this effect the lucky couple?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
A CharmedMR Substitution by GleekingSam reviews
Just a little idea on what this would be like... rated K. I will take requests from scenes of either Charmed or Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Charmed & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Host Club Holocaust by InuYashaGirl007 reviews
I take the Holocaust very seriously, but this is about what if there was a second? Rated M for violence and gorey crap in future chaps... focuses on the point of view of Hikaru and Kaoru mostly Kaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Locked in by energizeremma reviews
What happens when Trevor and Raven get locked in a basement together? Read and find out. TxR
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Phantom Wings by Erika the Phantomess reviews
Max and the flock are doing just fine. But when Max is pulled into 1881 Paris, France, she must learn to trust the other outsider. Phantom of the Opera/Maximum Ride crossover - Max/Erik or Max/Fang, I'm not sure yet.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Erik, Max
The Rose Necklace by DNMR reviews
What would have happened if Dimitri had not taken off Rose’s necklace?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Iggy's Death Note by SpellCaster.KaYa reviews
Maximum Ride/Death Note crossover. As if that wasn't obvious. While bored, Iggy stumbles across a Death Note...The Shinigami is about to get the shock of his life.... Oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Iggy - Complete
The Spell by Feefella reviews
Dimitri's Point of View. Its the part of Vampire Academy where Rose and Dimitri get hot and heavy due to Victor's little spell.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Night On The Cliff by magenta549 reviews
Axelander takes Raven onto a cliff for another one of their interesting dates. Does this date turn out to be more? Read and find out.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2008
Passions and Family by Undead Gothic Princess reviews
Edward and Bella are married but finding privacy in the Cullen house is difficult. Lemony Fresh. Rated M for a reason. If you don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Kurokaze Conspiracy by NeppyMan reviews
Section Eight of the LEP is tasked with suppressing the details behind the Ardagh Chalice incident, but are attacked before their operation can be completed. The most unlikely field operatives must race against the clock to resolve the situation in time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Foaly, Julius R.
Artemis Fowl: The Metamorphosis by NeppyMan reviews
For those wondering what really took place during the Metamorphosis Ritual in Artemis Fowl and the Ardagh Chalice, wonder no further. Written with S'Eleene Paris's blessing. ABSOLUTELY FOR ADULTS ONLY.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Renesmee's 1st Period reviews
what happens when darling Renesmee Cullen starts her period in the Cullen household? Rated M for rape and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009