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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1894704, Profile Updated: 11-23-16
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Finder Series, and Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!.

Name: secret ritsuka.

Gender: *looks down* Which ones the one with boobs?

Location Location Location: England, crappy weather...rains alot...nearly always cloudy... but the countryside is nice

Personality: Well sometimes I might come across as a little...unhinged...O.o...

Hobbies:Drawing, reading and writing of course _ I like to write romance/comedy fics, because I'm a shameless pervert (of course!) and and like to think i might make someone laugh a little...if life gives you lemons, put them in fan fiction! heh heh heh ;D

Favourite animes: naruto (got me hooked to begin with), death note, elfen leid, chaos;head, strait jaket, dragon ball z, mai hime, bakano, steins gate, parasyte the maxim, Tokyo goul,

Favourite BL Animes: Boku no sexual harrasment, Ikoku Irokoi Romantan, Junjou Romantica, Haru Wo Daitite, Kirepapa, Okane Ga Nai, Sukisho, Mirage Of Blaze, Yami No Matsuei, Sensitive Pornograph and Level C.


You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with:Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke


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Funnies by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,714 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Sucker by Torres-Rio reviews
When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Working Under You by secret soubi reviews
Asami x Takaba. Takaba's Job Hunting Hell.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High School Drama by BlessingNinjaPirate reviews
Is going to be Continued!;; Sasuke is after new A-S-S and dumps his blond. Itachi likes to take advantage of certain situations. ItaxNaru; NejixNaru and ItaxNejixNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
It's Not Perving, It's Observation by secret soubi reviews
AsamixTakaba. Takaba learns that seeing too much of Asami can be a bad thing.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Operation Itachi Seduction! by BlessingNinjaPirate reviews
-"She asked me MARRY her, not Marry her!” Damn words can be tricky... Sasuke and Naruto sure look stupid in their stiletto boots! UchihacestxNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clingy Pink Nightdress by secret soubi reviews
Yuuram. Hot bath before bed. A bit OOC.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Ur So Gay by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt sends Mello a text message that turns out to be... true?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Table Manners by secret soubi reviews
AkihitoxAsami. Takaba's on the menu.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Impatience is a Virtue by secret soubi reviews
Drabble. AkihitoxAsami
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Trapped between floors by secret soubi reviews
What happens when Takaba finds himself trapped in an elevator with the sex hungry Asami. AkihitoxAsami
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Guilty as Charged by secret soubi reviews
When Takaba has to face the consequences of his actions. Akihito/Asami
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Male Bonding SaixNaru by CrimsonVampriss reviews
Naruto, and Sai get into a argument and as punishment are stuck with one another, find out what male bonding is really all about ; Yaoi! Do not read, if you don't like! SaixNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
AvioPhobia! by BlessingNinjaPirate reviews
Uchiha Sasuke always hated Airplanes; could a possible hot blonde steward change his mind? Lemon with no plot! *shurgg* ;SasuxNaru! R&R I have cookies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Back Seat Driver by secret soubi reviews
AkihitoxAsami. Asami is dangerous in the passenger seat.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Necessary Steps to Maintain a Toned Body by secret soubi reviews
AkihitoxAsami. Did you know takaba does morning exercises? Asami didnt.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Expensive Saviour by secret soubi reviews
AkihitoxAsami. What happens when being rescued from a drug dealer comes at a heavy price.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
First Kiss by Iris A. Draven reviews
Slight Wincest. Not as bad as my usual since there's no sex. It's their first kiss - duh.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Peeping Kakashi by Hope4love92 reviews
Kakashi sees something interesting in Iruka's office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Very Supernatural Valentine by ashes2ashes09 reviews
Just a short story about the Winchesters and what they do on Valentine's Day...and night. Short, sexy and graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dancin' With Myself by Zilchtastic reviews
Dean relaxed against the comforter, just relishing the feel of cooler air against bare skin. Sam might be gone for the next hour or two; he could afford to take some time.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trust Thy Brother by ashes2ashes09 reviews
Dean comes back to the hotel to find Sam in a very provocative position. PWP and some angst. Dominant Dean/Bottom Sam. Warning! Graphic Sex. Don't read if your not old enough.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Visual by Val-Creative reviews
The strangest part about rooming with Shiki Senri had to be his secretly self-conscious attitude about his own modeling career. Yaoi. ShikiIchijo. Oneshot. Happy Birthday VladBride.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Senri S., Takuma I.] Rima T. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Stream of Memories by Hihana reviews
Kadaj remembers his first encounter with his Niisan. Warning MM! CK and implied CV... Read and Review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
A Random Plot by Val-Creative reviews
Harry. Draco. Slash. Desk. Gum. Oneshot. Completed. Confused yet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
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In the Spirit of Christmas reviews
Naruto has some strange ideas about Christmas, but Sasuke has a better one. Drabble. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Lee R.
The Last Chip reviews
Shikamaru confesses his feelings for his teammate and is surprised at the outcome. Fluff. Lime. Its a fluffy lime! Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Just one kiss reviews
Both Sasunaru and Kakairu. What Sasuke wants, Sasuke gets- and there's a blond ninja climbing to the top of his list, who doesn't look like he wants to be there! Kakashi pursues an unsure Iruka, hoping to sway him. Hopefully cute and funny. Rated M for later chapters, please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Morning Training reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT! Second chapter added. Naruto and Sasuke are told to start training early as punishment for arguing and...well read and you shall know. BL. rated M for a very 18 plus reason ; please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lacy Black Corset reviews
wolfram wants to show hes a good fiancé. well...Lacy Black Corset...need I say more? lemon, rated M for a reason. Please R&R
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Twister reviews
Asami has been away on a 'buisiness' trip, but when he gets back his demands are rejected by takaba and he is not happy. He agrees to go along with takabas drunken challenge, a game of twister...and plays to win. Rated M for a reason. please review
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Chocodisiac reviews
Mello tries a different kind of chocolate to his usual one, and it has an unusual effect on him. Matt likes it. One shot, lemon. rated M for a reason. please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete