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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm an avid reader who loves stories driven by compassion, research, deliberation, analysis, observation, creative problem-solving, and empathy. Gentle humour is also always a winner in my book.

Fanfiction can be an amazing platform for respectful concrit-- learning, growing skills and building community. I'm grateful to all the talented writers on here, as well as the kind and thoughtful readers.

For fun, I thought I'd add in some common Britpick errors here,in case anyone finds this helpful:

1) UK-- 'pudding' is another name for the dessert course of a meal, and most likely what Luna is referring to in OotP. 'A pudding' is a soft, steamed cake. US pudding is called angel's delight in the UK, is considered a bit old fashioned, is not easily found, and is available in fewer flavours than in the US. Meanwhile, although American custard is the same consistency as American pudding ( maybe a little thicker/ more gelatinous?) and mostly just used occasionally as doughnut filling, UK custard is very popular for a wide range of sweet treats and in a wide range of consistencies, including as a liquid topping to pour pin top of a dessert. Likewise, there's no tubs of Cool Whip or other freezeable non-dairy whipped cream in the UK, but single cream as a poured topping, and double or clotted cream as a very thick spooned-on topping are common. Because UK dairy products are not homogenised, they're much richer, to the point of tasting as if they've got one degree more fat than their American cousins. So UK skimmed milk tastes like US 2%, UK semi-skinned tastes like US full-fat, and UK full-fat tastes like US half-and-half. The heaviest cream you can get in the US is probably like UK heavy cream, and there's no American equivalent for double/ clotted cream.

2) UK lemonade is carbonated and has a light lemon flavour. It's mostly used as a mixer with alcohol and/ or fruit juice. The closest thing the UK has to American lemonade is 'cloudy still lemonade', but that still doesn't have as much sugar, tang or pulp as US lemonade-- instead it has a sort of artificial/ made-from-concentrate bitter-blandness. This comes from its intended use as a mixer rather than a stand-alone refreshing thirst quencher.

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Love Dad by KnickKnack1 reviews
What if Harry had taken just a few more minutes to explore his vault when Hagrid took him to Gringotts?. What if James Potter was thinking ahead and left something more valuable than galleons and knuts for his son?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,198 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 4/27/2023 - Harry P., Neville L., Marauders
New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 566 - Words: 1,466,698 - Reviews: 54157 - Favs: 10,002 - Follows: 11,508 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Another Weasley by Mando-Vet reviews
What if Harry Potter decided to run away from the abuse of his vile aunt and uncle and somehow found his way to a better family, where he would be loved and cared for. This is the story of how Harry Potter became another Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 155,080 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/15/2022 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., Molly W.
Guardian of the Soul: Infinity Saga by HPfanfictioner66 reviews
His Benefactor? A super powerful cosmic being. His job? To guard a stone that controls an essential aspect of existence. His name? Harry James Potter. After Harry's demise at the hands of Voldemort, he gets a chance at a new life in a new universe. But there's always a catch. Will Harry save the world or will he die trying… again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,830 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 4,992 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/15/2023 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Ancient One
No Thing Not Earned by john.mainer reviews
Lilly Potter was an amazing witch and tricked her goblin account manager into a clause requiring them to protect Harry Potter from all curses, compulsions, charms and legal constraints until his legal majority. When Goblin Griphook finds baby Harry a living breathing breach of contract, something must be done!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 376,334 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/22 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Griphook
Severus and Petunia's Nephew by Trygvasson reviews
One year after Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, Severus Snape pays a visit to Number 4 Privet Drive. He has a duty to Lily Evans, the best friend he ever had, and therefore to her son and her sister. He finds himself assuming the role of the child's uncle. Hopefully, this will be enough to redress some of the hurt he caused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 168,830 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 12/9/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D.
Life After Death by birdwoman95 reviews
The summer before Harry's third year, the Dursleys are not so forgiving about what happened with the cake drop. Vernon was punished at work for that, and he's a big believer in paying bad fortune forward. This is the fallout. Rated T for slightly above canon-level child abuse and character death. Slow burn; pairing mostly implied. No beta. *WIP*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,301 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/26/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Fate Touched in Middle Earth by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Following a disastrous battle in the Death Chamber, a grief-stricken and berserk Harry tackles Voldemort into the Veil of Death. After a fight for his soul, the death dimension eventually spits him and Voldemort out into an unknown realm. There, after dispatching Voldemort for a final time, Harry finds himself meeting Thorin Oakenshield. How... interesting. Eventual Harry/Tauriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 498,144 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 8,912 - Follows: 10,212 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., Tauriel
Harry the Hufflepuff 5 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/14/2021 - Complete
Harry Potts and the Infinity Stones by samhaine reviews
Orphaned Harry Potter had one more family member he could be left with: his father's squib sister, whose last name got shortened to Potts when she moved to the US.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 398,203 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
In the Bleak Midwinter by TheLoud reviews
After escaping from Merope in London and fleeing back to Little Hangleton, Tom Riddle had thought he was free of witches. He wasn't expecting yet another witch to turn up on his doorstep. This one seems different, but she too smells of Amortentia. Can he trust her when she tells him that she has brought him his baby from a London orphanage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 302,919 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Sr., Mary R., Thomas R.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 700,968 - Reviews: 14425 - Favs: 22,012 - Follows: 24,420 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,559 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 13,277 - Follows: 12,323 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Bad Moon Rising by saxcuL. the all-knowing reviews
In which, One by one the seals of the Celtic Gods come crumbling down as The Heir to the Hunt finds himself drawn into the middle of it all learning what it means to be a Magician along the way. While the plots and plans of a Dark Lord and an even Darker Queen unfold, and as the shadows retake her castle of old, her newest student will find out her darkest secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 441,854 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/30/2023 - [Harry P., Delphi Riddle] Artemis - Complete
Shadow of the Force by TheSilverboar reviews
A Challenge from 'harold.len.9'. This is a story where Harry's brother is credited with the defeat of Voldemort and Harry gets tired of being ignored so, after learning that the Veil of Death may not actually lead to Death, he decides to leave his world for a place that won't ignore him...and finds a place that is in desperate need of his aide.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,599 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 6,331 - Follows: 7,431 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Oola, Leia O.] Luke S. - Complete
Confusion Is Mine, Saith the Lord by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Someone finds out that Harry is technically Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest. Students start coming to Harry for protection and other gifts he can grant them as Lord Slytherin. Harry thinks this Lord business is the stupidest thing he's ever heard, but all he needs to do is offer them protection and so on without becoming too full of himself. Beginning of a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,752 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 7/16/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Theodore N.
Harry Potter and the Egger Route by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witches of Karres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,002 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P.
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,326 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 6,938 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Guise of Loyalty by berkeleyjake reviews
[Sequel to The Guise of Family] - Following the death of the King, Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new Guardian still sleeps below. While shadows of the past stalk Harry and his sister; they will delve into the secrets of warding, dark creatures, and ritual magic. New teachers arrive at Hogwarts in preparation for a gathering of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 196,186 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/27/2022 - Harry P., OC, Arcturus B., Newt S.
Using The Force Made Easy by Fencer22 reviews
A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Years later he decides to post how to videos about the Force on the HoloNet. Not a crack fic. Not an SI.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 5,936 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., OC
Lockhart's Blunder by Lab12 reviews
A grave error made by Lockhart turns the wizarding world on its head. It ends quite badly for him, but he inadvertently manages to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,692 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/24/2023 - Complete
Mr and Mrs Percy Weasley by SingularOddities reviews
Percy met Audrey during a trying summer for Percy. Their relationship developed and eventually, they married and had children. This is a look at their story set over the course of events of the war and afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,765 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Percy W., Audrey W.]
Petrichor by SometimeWriter1 reviews
The horcrux is destroyed by the basilisk's venom. With the weight removed from his soul the magical world opens up before Harry. His parents were considered some of the best of their generation and Harry is going to prove he is their son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,221 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 6,314 - Follows: 8,549 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/13/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Time Again: Redux by Spoonguard reviews
After dying on Platform Nine and Three-Quarters, Harry is tasked with returning to his past to save those he has lost and prevent the destruction of the Wizarding world. A H/Hr fic that starts with the DH epilogue. Book 1 of a time travel fic. The 'Mature' rating is for language and themes later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,177 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/1 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by WriterRose1998 reviews
Remus has a lot of regrets in life. Seeing Harry again for the first time in years makes it clear that he has a lot more than he even thought to make up for. So, for the first time in forever, he stops running. A story in which Remus does, in fact, try.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,784 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/14/2023 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Hermione G.
Draco Malfoy's Quest For Redemption by Rand'alThor1894 reviews
After an unfortunate encounter with a couple crooks, a teenager is reborn as none other than Draco Malfoy in his fifth year at Hogwarts. Join him on his journey as he tries to be less of a disappointment this time around (and also try and stop the Dark Lord sooner or later, that's important too)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,133 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/26/2023 - Published: 11/1/2021 - Draco M.
The Delicate Art of Raising Thestrals by AppoApples reviews
Luna finds something, or rather someone she maybe shouldn't have in the Department of Mysteries. When she and Harry are inexplicably given a chance to redo the year, they decide to take their lives into their own hands. Fixing old mistakes and making new ones, the occupants of Hogwarts are not prepared for this dynamic duo nor all their little, and not so little,friends. TimeTravel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,896 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 12/14/2023 - Published: 9/5/2022 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., James P.
A Gift from Death by Xander Blackheart reviews
Response to Reptilia28 Challange. Harry Potter dies in the forest after seeing Snape's memories, but instead of walking into the afterlife he sits face to face with Death and Death's partner, Fate. Neither of which are happy Harry is back for the seventh time. Harry is then sent back to his third year to properly live out his destiny without the interference of Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,837 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 12/4/2023 - Published: 2/12/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Severus S.]
Truth Is Wilder by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Harry has always known he was a Squib child left to grow up with his Muggle relatives, and that his parents were alive. Except he also has magic; it's just wild and doesn't behave itself. Harry leaves the Dursleys' house at eleven to go find a way to tame his magic. Meanwhile, his twin brother, David Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, starts his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/1/2023 - Published: 11/22/2023 - Harry P., Rubeus H., OC
Two Sides To Every Galleon by GJWickham reviews
Harry grows up away from the Dursleys leading to a very different Harry attending Hogwarts. But while somethings change, some things are carved in stone and cannot be changed. Detours from canon whilst maintaining the basic timeline and key events. Eventually HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 260,945 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 5,180 - Updated: 11/12/2023 - Published: 1/25/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Lucius Malfoy, Would-Be Murderer by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Soon after Cornelius Fudge becomes Minister in April 1990, Lucius Malfoy tracks down Harry Potter to the wizard boy's house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging. Lucius's plot? To Killing-Curse three Muggles and the nine-year-old Boy Who Lived. Lucius's evil scheme is three-quarters successful. Dumbledore bashing, pre-Hogwarts Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 11/4/2023 - Published: 8/7/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
An Amalgamated Halloween by ordinaryguy2 reviews
Not wanting to face everyone in the tower after his name comes out of the Goblet, Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts wondering how he can survive. Dobby hears and brings Harry to the Come-and-Go Room, which gives Harry an unexpected answer that also upturns several other plans. Dumbledore/Ron/Molly/Ginny bashing. HHr
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 10/1/2019
Harry Potter and A Galaxy Far Far Away by kossboss reviews
A small change had Harry slowly absorbing memories from Voldemort's soul shard in his head after the battle in the Chamber of Secrets. Follow him as those memories lead him to an escape from the Wizarding World and an adventure in a whole new reality with spaceships and space wizards. Grey/Smart/Powerful Harry. Slow Build Up.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 257,980 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 8,385 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 12/14/2020 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Shmi S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Clean Slate by ForsensProgeny reviews
It's been seventy years since Voldemort fell and the war ended, but Harry's battle persisted. Until he clashes with a witch meddling with time, and the clocks turn back. The die is cast, a new path forged. Old challenges meet new tricks. Someone's going to die, and it won't be him. Sic semper tyrannis, and may the gods help all those who stand in his way, for no one else will.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 163,480 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 8,935 - Updated: 10/15/2023 - Published: 1/9/2022 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Tale of Wings and Fangs by Okaze reviews
Harry Potter was lucky to survive being bitten by the basilisk in his second year thanks to Fawkes. But what if the phoenix tears and basilisk poison mixing had an effect on Harry? How would the world handle a more powerful, intelligent, and cunning boy-who-lived who didn't take all the abuse? Harry x Gabrielle Delacour. Dumbledore, Hermione, and Weasley bashing. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,019 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 5,917 - Updated: 10/10/2023 - Published: 8/12/2021 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] Sirius B., Fleur D.
Lift Not the Painted Veil by Whimsy FF reviews
After desperately chasing Sirius through the veil, Harry finds himself thrust back in time, standing in the body of his 11-year-old self but armed with the knowledge of the last 5 years. Now bound by a looming prophecy, Harry must find a way to amass strength to equal a Dark Lord. However, each choice leads to unforeseen and deadly consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,444 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 10/8/2023 - Published: 2/19/2023 - Harry P., Sirius B.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,821 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 11,227 - Follows: 14,191 - Updated: 10/2/2023 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Clockwork Army by RileyOR reviews
It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power. Harry, however, is having absolutely none of this and has instead elected to leave the country. But Harry is about to find out that the New World means new troubles, ones he could never have imagined. The clock is counting down. But to what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,408 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/24/2023 - Published: 1/20/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Wandwood by D.Mentor reviews
When Harry is thought to have lost his magic Sirius adopts him and leaves England. Years later Harry meets the new transfer student from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger. Who has a grudge against the Potters. WBWL, good Lily and James, eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,103 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 8/21/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Through the Veil by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry crosses through the veil and ends up in another universe, where there aren't any witches or wizards, but there are aliens, superheros, and secret agents. *W.I.P.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,567 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/3/2023 - Published: 4/25/2017 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
There are More Important Things than Magic by raspberry dreams reviews
Petunia finds caring for two preschoolers too difficult and takes the opportunity to pass Harry off to other relatives. Being raised by intelligent, openminded and loving family does a lot to counteract the years of abuse at the hands of the Dursleys and it's a very different Harry Potter who receives his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,223 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/26/2023 - Published: 6/2/2023 - Q 1, Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill Us by Nemo Blank reviews
Harry builds on success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W., Luna L.
Everybody Else Is Doing It by birdwoman95 reviews
This is the "bits and bobs" stuff from my hard drive. It's mostly complete stuff, just I wasn't satisfied with it or thought it should be fleshed out. I present it to anyone who wants to read it. WARNING. Some of these will not look fondly on characters you know and love. In one particular chapter, there is a major character death. Rating is for that chapter in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,165 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/3/2023 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Complete
The Goblin Rebellion of October 1991 by BeepKeeper reviews
Terrible events trigger a goblin rebellion in October 1991. In August, Harry Potter's introduction to magical Britain goes differently, and Hagrid's trip to the secret vault…well the cart gets tipped off the track completely. No one in the Ministry for Magic moves to prevent problems from cropping up and finally, the goblins have had enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 5/17/2023 - Published: 5/1/2023
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,764 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 9,575 - Follows: 10,094 - Updated: 3/29/2023 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Round Robin by BeepKeeper reviews
After Harry Potter's name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Hogwarts turns against the Boy-Who-Lived. Draco Malfoy finds an ancient spell in an obscure book of magical shields. With the support of Professor Snape, Malfoy convinces Albus to allow him to cast the spell on Harry Potter, expecting to force him to tell the truth how he entered the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 3/24/2023 - Published: 3/19/2023 - Complete
Loose Cannon by manatee-vs-walrus reviews
Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 160 - Words: 1,427,850 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 1/25/2023 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Kreacher
The Cosigner by RileyOR reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the first person entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. In fact, it's happened enough that there are rules in place to discourage such a thing. When Harry finds out that the binding magical contract spoken of so severely isn't actually binding him at all, but rather his mysterious cosigner, he decides to forego participation completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,431 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 1/13/2023 - Published: 12/31/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 5,592 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
The Guise of Family by berkeleyjake reviews
Thrown out of the Dursleys before his 11th birthday and sent off to places unknown, Harry's journey leads him astray from the path we know and towards learning archaic magics, bonding with strange creatures, and gaining a little sister with a new family. When his past comes looking for him, he will need new allies as he sets out on a hunt for a tyrant. (very slow build/burn)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 793,949 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 11/27/2022 - Published: 3/25/2021 - Harry P., OC, Arcturus B., Newt S. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 9,460 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Music Beneath the Mountains by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter wanders away from the Dursleys one day and is found by a goblin on a mission from Gringotts. Harry grows up in the goblin deeps. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 183,994 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Servant's Portrait by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry's brooding after lessons with Dumbledore leads him to find a portrait he'd never seen before. In it he found more helpful advice than any one living had ever managed. How can a portrait of a servant help Harry defeat Voldemort? Wandlessly of course. No pairings for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/28/2022 - Published: 7/15/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 71,295 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 7/21/2022 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fight for Corona by TheLogicalDreamer reviews
War has struck Corona and without the power of the Sundrop to protect her, Rapunzel must send her most trusted Engineer to find their last hope, Cassandra. What will Varian do? How will he find his long-gone friend? Will he be able to find her before Corona is destroyed for good? Also on AO3
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2022 - Published: 3/21/2020 - [Varian, Cassandra] [Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R.]
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
5 Times Quirin Noticed his Son had Changed and One Time he Didn't by Jukori reviews
Quirin noticed the ways Varian changed. Some things were obvious, others not so much. For him, the imprisonment in the amber felt like the blink of an eye, but for Varian time moved on. Gradually it started to sink in what that truly meant. All in all, Quirin is not amused.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2022 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Varian, Quirin - Complete
Unintended Consequences (The Great Wandout) by old-crow reviews
Almost everyone within miles of Little Hangleton loses access to their magic. Who suffers? Who finds ways to benefit? Post Riddle tale. Workplace Harmony. Lots of O-Cs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 302,650 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 1/27/2022 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Amelia B., Mr. Granger - Complete
Reluctant Ally by Harry50 reviews
At age seven, Harry wants to control his "freakishness". A book in the library calls to him. He finds that he needs to get stronger in order to control what is probably magic that causes all those unexplained events near him. That brings some unexpected changes to his life. Petunia, [Harry, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,374 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 5,971 - Updated: 7/3/2021 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bucket List by Darkpetal16 reviews
Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure." Grey!OC. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 326,674 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 7/1/2021 - Published: 10/1/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC, Dementors - Complete
unsphere the stars by cocoartist reviews
When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione] COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 235,852 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Price to Pay by High Pot In Noose reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
Nomenclature by birdwoman95 reviews
What's in a name? If Harry Potter isn't... how did he get that way? What could it mean for him? Started out with this concept, but the muse made it a bit more... terrible summary. Sorry. Rating because I think I may have used a cuss word?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by LuciusDivius reviews
After the death of his friend, Wilson, Dr House decides to look for a new life for himself. Recalling a summer spent in Cokesworth when he was 13; House remembers a boy named Snape telling him that he had some magical blood, just perhaps not enough for a school letter. He decides to go to England and find the wizarding world. Maybe there would be a place for him there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,363 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 9/26/2015
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Pranking The Tournament by Acacia Vix reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Who Is Harry Potter? by BeepKeeper reviews
When Harry arrives at Gringotts, Hagrid produces the key but there's nothing else proving that the child is Harry Potter. What if there is a dark story behind the origin of the Boy-Who-Lived. Bashing Potters, Sirius and Dumbles. Good Goblins and Harry's adventures at Hogwarts. HEA in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,402 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 10/16/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
"Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I've ever wanted. It's always been you." Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the Floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,759 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Narcissa Militant by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,557 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7777 - Favs: 18,960 - Follows: 20,974 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 8,849 - Follows: 6,618 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Potter? Black? Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Sirius took his godsons from the wreckage, saw the mark on Harry's face, and sought a way to make the boys identical once again. Yet another take on the twin-fic trope. Heavily-implied Sirius/Loki slash. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 656 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Loki - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 1,540 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Last Lord of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,321 - Reviews: 4500 - Favs: 9,198 - Follows: 5,782 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Controversy by Clell65619 reviews
Harry returns from a personal 5 year crusade to find that something very important in his life has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 754 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4722 - Favs: 11,475 - Follows: 8,020 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy II: Prodigal Son by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
The much anticipated sequel to Prodigy. James and Andron, our returning heroes, attempt to discover the origin of magic. They encounter new science, new magic, and old habits along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., OC, Albus D.
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 11,934 - Follows: 3,632 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 9,278 - Follows: 2,919 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 12,817 - Follows: 4,026 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 7,227 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Getting Away by fringeperson reviews
If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,061 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 8,976 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 17,582 - Follows: 5,163 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 763 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 987 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 6,676 - Follows: 2,478 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10258 - Favs: 31,423 - Follows: 12,987 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 8,289 - Follows: 2,031 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 593 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 984 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12145 - Favs: 26,412 - Follows: 9,986 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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A Rose by any other name reviews
Post-DH; epilogue compliant; HP/GW & implied HG/RW; For everyone who raised an eyebrow at the bizarre name choices for Harry's children, and especially for those who wondered if Ginny had any say in the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pity the living reviews
Battle of Hogwarts; End of DH; A triptych of loss: Molly, Percy, George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Molly W., Percy W. - Complete
Feeding the Hungry reviews
During & Post-DH; Drabble; A little story behind one of the messages written on the sign at the Potters' house in Godric's Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Doomsday Book reviews
Post-DH; One-shot/Drabble; A few days after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione makes a list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Spitfire reviews
Set in 1986; One-shot prologue wherein Augusta Longbottom fights to adopt Harry Potter so that she can raise him as a brother to Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Augusta L., Albus D. - Complete
Windows reviews
Post-DH; SnapeLives!; Drabble; A moment in the former Headmasters' office.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete