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I don't know who Suicide Forest is, but I should post here that we care for her even we don't know her but we will one day. Don't die please
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Hobbies: watching TV hanging around with friends, reading, writing and playing bowling
Stupidity isn't handicap- PARK ELSEWHERE!
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell that person to dribble a football.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth.
Men are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.
Men are like pencils, some are shaper than others.
It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 26 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and smack that person!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.
Energizer Bunny arrested- charged with battery!
If Barbie is so popular- Why do we have to buy her friends?
The only reason why people get lost in thought is because it is an unfamilar territory.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Even though you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profie
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile
"I, doc boy, have been sorting into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)!"
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile
92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you dont like milk, copy and paste this into your profile
If your name is weird, copy and paste this ino your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Six Truths Of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3.The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot
5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV
As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself
As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did
Did you know that therapist is technically The Rapist if you separate it?
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (This song ROX!!)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students
Who were lost
Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".
Now you have 2 choices;
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
i would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Ultra Drama Queen, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, Dragon, PokeFreak 38, doc boy
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
favorite color: royal blue
favorite movies: back to the future trilogy, superman 1&2 Apollo 13, beauty and the beast, October sky, titanic and others.
appearance: brown hair, green eyes. skinny and about 1.73 meters high.
favorite movie: Back to the future part 3
Interests: science, history, politics, news, philosophy, religion.
favorite bands: Cacada
favorite music: Soundtrack, rock, classical
favorite book: west to the moon. A book about a brilliant pianist who falls in love with his agent and tries to win her over
Role model: Michael J Fox
""bazooka? i have a premint for that..." from the movie the mask
'silence! i kill you!" from Ahmed the dead terrorist
"My bunghole?" Beavis and butthead
"Doh!" do i really have to explain that?
"AH!" Homer Simpson
"You sir, are fired"