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I'm 19, I have bluish green eyes, brown hair and am very tall, my favorite color is orange today. I grew up being told that I was stupid and crazy, that I was weird and unwanted, I guess I'm currently trying to prove everyone wrong. I'm a BIO major at the university I'm currently attending- I used to be an English major- my plan is to become a nursing major within the next year. I want to save lives one day, currently I'm trying to save my own.

I'm almost constantly falling in and out of love, which helps me fuel my stories. although I think i fell in love for real this time... I just don't know what to do about it. I'm tired and sad, but I think he's going to help me get over that.

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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Italians Do It Better by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Edward - Complete
Finally Where We Belong by jmrstarlover reviews
AU/OOC Hermione and Luna are unhappy with their current situation, and get offered the chance to change it all. SB/HG RL/LL JP/LE SS/OC PP/OC M in later chapters... Kinda slow start to get everything explained.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,012 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Something To Talk About by Alexis.Danaan reviews
It's crazy the kind of seeds a rumour can plant. EWE, rating for language and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Professors and a Marriage Law by I M Sterling reviews
When Delores Umbrage manages to force through a marriage law, how will Severus Snape and Hermione Granger react? Hint...it's not going to be pretty . AU one shot. Fluffy fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Destiny's Digits by DemiSpy reviews
We all have two eyes, two ears, two arms. Cliché says we have one heart, because someone else's matches our own. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes says we all have a number, and someone else's matches ours. Whose number matches our favorite Head Girl's? Let's find out. One-shot. Post-war, non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Celestial Navigation by phlox reviews
Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arm yourself by u muggle reviews
This year a new event will run at Hogwarts, we will be having a duelling competition!" Dumbledore announced with amusement. Amendments to grammar and the story have been made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Brewing Desire by irishredlass reviews
For reasons known to none Snape accepts Hermione as an Apprentice. A to become a full Potions mistress she must learn the history of Potions and the sometimes dark practices behind modern day potions. Warnings: for dub con, squick, animal mutilation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Emit Remmus by valtoni reviews
HGSS, Set during seventh year, not HBP compliant. What COULD be better than...? I labeled it as romancehumor, but it is also drama, and maybe even action as well. We'll just see where it takes me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,146 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Day Hermione Snapped by Saving the world is my weakness reviews
It was all because of her worn out boots, not to mention the fact that Hermione was being groomed to take on a teaching position after graduation. Severus can't stand her, or maybe he can... Undergoing Beta Editing so bare with. Chapter 1-2 is beta edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,490 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
To Befriend, then to Love by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
Severus enters a battle of wits with his newly appointed Transfiguration Mistress, Hermione Granger. Sexual tension and romance follow. Some fluff and slightly ooc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
His sweet dream by Supernerd22 reviews
Hermione comes back to Hogwarts for her last year only to bring with her a secret. Now she is in search of a very important answer with only a few months to spare. No one would expect this of the little perfect virginal Hermione. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,184 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw: Hermione's Story by Bandgeek252 reviews
Hermione has been accepted to be Snape's apprentice all the while he is attempting to fulfill what the Mirror Saw for him, but what will it show her when she looks in it. Sequel to What the Mirror Saw. After DH and mostly cannon compliant, but EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,720 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Happily Ever After by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
My take on where everyone would have ended up if Draco had changed sides that night in the Astronomy tower. Equal parts Snape/Hermione and Draco/Ginny with a bit of Harry/Astoria and Neville/Luna. AU "8th" year. Long version of my one shot 'Detention Lines'. Drama, comedy, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Predictive Text by astopperindeath reviews
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Assignations by Danica Blake reviews
Severus Snape is a bit harsh on Hermione during potions. Can she read between the lines?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Runic Miscalculation by Ladyhuntress36 reviews
When Hermione returns to teach Ancient Runes she finds herself on the receiving end of Professor Snape's loathing and believes that they will never get along. When a dangerous situation throws them together everything changes. Full summery inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Memory of a Dream by MysteryM reviews
Hermione Granger always knew, deep down, she was going to die. She had known ever since the day her dad had sat her down and told her the reason he was so worn and exhausted. She wants to end the war before she dies, but could she find something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,104 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw by Bandgeek252 reviews
After Harry finds the Sorcerer's Stone and keeps it from Voldemort, Dumbledore asks Snape to hide the Mirror of Erised so none of the students will be tempted. Snape gets ready to move the mirror, but sees something in that makes him stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plan by snmwordbender reviews
Cliche, I know. Ron cheats on Hermione by snogging Lavendar. As Hermione falls into the arms of the Slytherin prince, what drama will the new American visitors cause? Please read and enjoy! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Book Borrowing by nightwalker21492 reviews
A guy & a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever. SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall by moonbird66 reviews
After falling asleep in the library, Hermione tries desperately to escape before getting detention. Along the way she runs into a familiar old mirror. And what her heart truly desires couldn't have scared her more. Remus/Hermione, 7th year, EDITED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Uncovering the Unexpected by Incorrect reviews
After Hermione Granger walks in on Severus Snape naked, she doesn't think life could get any worse. But when Ron lets it slip to the whole school how well-endowed the most hated teacher is, her hopes of the incident blowing over are diminished. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Novel Idea by lizziecat reviews
The sizzling romance novels penned by the mysterious H. J. LaGrange are all the rage at Hogwarts during Hermione's seventh year, much to Severus' annoyance. She continues her writing career while vexing Snape. Will anyone find her out? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Taming Dragons with Bedsheets by 123Quarters reviews
When Charlie moves back to the Burrow for the summer, the twins are determined to help their older brother catch up on all of the physical encounters he missed while surrounded by men and dragons in Romania.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Flotsam by did-you-reboot reviews
When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,807 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Human? by Friendly Neighborhood Vampire reviews
This is Twilight/Spiderman mix. Bella is Peter and MJ's daughter. She is being sent to forks. Spiderman is immortal along with MJ, and the Spiderman characteristics are a bit different. What happens when vampires get involved? I love Spiderman/Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Long Days by anne-writes reviews
Hermione finds herself, over three years after the Final Battle, caring for a bedridden and extremely irate Severus Snape. Could something unexpected start to build between the temporarily immobile Snape and his grown, fiercely independent former student?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Never Stops by malpal reviews
Hermione never stopped loving a certain Weasley boy. In her seventh year, the one who broke her heart without even realizing it returns to Hogwarts and is ready to turn Hermione's orderly life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
I loathe you too, Darling by KathAdrian reviews
Severus Snape can't seem to get along with Hermione Granger, the new Transfiguration teacher. It's obvious to every one in the castle: these two hate each other, or do they? SSHG, Rated M for Sexual Content, R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Man Across The Hall by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione isn't sure what to do with her life after the Final Battle. She drifts until she moves into the Burrow and meets the man across the hall. Rated M for adult content. A bit angsty, a lot fluffy, and shirtless boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Careful Now, Granger by elephantsneverforget reviews
"Careful now, Granger, this reaction you're showing me seems to tell me that you want more."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine's Day by allieterag reviews
Dumbledore enchants cupids, with some unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everybody's Got One by lost-in-pemberley reviews
The happiest memory he could conjure wasn't good enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Adjective Game by cr8vgrl reviews
ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
What he deserves by KathAdrian reviews
You're seriously going to bid on Snape ? the redhead asked in disbelief. It's payback time. Severus gets what he deserves. SSHG story. R&R please. I'm not english-speaking it's only fair that I should warn you .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Would You Rather by FerretFelton reviews
Draco and Hermione plays a game. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Someday by driver picks the music reviews
Kind of AU. What if Sirius didn't fall though the vail, what if Hermione smelled something different from the love potion? No longer a One shot. Sirius/Hermione Disclamer on profile page
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
FortePiano by I'm All Teeth reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness reviews
"Stop staring at my arse!" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" Hermione Granger wasn't expecting to fall in love after she brought her best friend's godfather back from the dead, but the arrival of one sexy Sirius Black smashes her plans to pieces. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I Wasn't Kicked Off, I Quit by Glalie773 reviews
Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe Next Time by Panny reviews
Fred Weasley really knows how to turn a girl down. Fred/Hermione unrequited/friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,256 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Cheer and Shock by little-morph reviews
Just a little Christmas tale about Severus' and Hermione's problems during the festivities. Christmas isn't always just a season for love and peace!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Girl needs a Hero by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Luna are discussing Superheros but unknown to them they are being spied on, what will our spies find out? Which Superheros do the Witches like and why? Read to find out. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Smoke, Musk, and Evergreen by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
Hermione had never loved any scent more than the smell of smoke, musk, and evergreen. She wished she had stuck to the rules: no questions asked, no strings attatched. Maybe if she had, she would have never remembered her silky pink scarf and his scent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Occurences by vampiremuggle reviews
Ron has a question. Hermione has a secret. What happens when the two clash? How will everyone react? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Little Christmas Cheer by frostykitten reviews
He was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reigning Champion by Marari reviews
Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wager by anne-writes reviews
Hermione and Severus make a very interesting bet. Post-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
New Beginnings by magalena reviews
Traumatized by a recent break-up, Hermione retreats to a cottage in Ireland. Guess who else has been living a peaceful life in the same Muggle village for the past eight years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drinking Doesn't Solve Anything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? by SevenGee reviews
When infamous couple of the moment Draco and Hermione suddenly break things off, the students of Hogwarts are in an uproar, unabashedly taking sides left, right and centre. Whose side are you on, anyway? DMxHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tootsie Pops by SenselessAndWreckless reviews
A chocolate-loving Draco watching Hermione eat a Tootsie Pop can't possibly go well, can it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hiding Away by blue artemis reviews
Hermione leaves the Wizarding World after the final battle to run a bookshop. One day, Severus Snape walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Solving the Unsolvable Puzzle by linlawless reviews
Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy valley! by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward blamed bella for his family falling apart and left her. now one year later she is off to live in happy valley, Alaska. the only one cullen will speak to her. is her life finally vampire free? please R and R, adult's only. RATED MA! LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,659 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Interference by controlled climb reviews
When Ginny realizes that Fred and Hermione feelings for each other are more than friendly, she's the first to nudge them in the right direction. George, Harry, Ron and the rest are right behind her. Written with RGBTheDuckie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Inspector Calls by Hannah-1888 reviews
Educational reform was not welcome to Professor Snape, and it most certainly wasn't welcome in the form of Hermione Granger! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,256 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
As The Librarian Sleeps by MissPennyLockhart reviews
Studying in the library late one winter night, Hermione finds herself staring at a hardworking Theodore Nott. What happens when the tall, quiet Slytherin boy catches her staring?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Hidden Symbols by cyberpen reviews
Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Paul - Complete
A life of ice by Sere011 reviews
When the Cullen's move to Forks they find more then what they were bargined for, Emmett finds his love for two things, but what happens when the queen of klutzs is involved. EDxR, AxJ, CxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008
The Guard by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
On her first day in forks, fighter, bella meets the cullens and soon finds out their secret. someone notifies the voltiri who sends two guards. once in volterra bella is given a choice. join or die. will a certain guard menber help her with her jurney? MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Demetri
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Kimberlee18 reviews
Hermione has been living with Sirius and Remus in Grimmauld place for a year. Everything has been going well until one fateful full moon when the wolfsbane potion fails and Hermione gets bitten. How will she handle her new life? Mature. HG/RL,HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Schadenfreude by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-war. Hermione's parents drag her to a swap meet so they can buy ugly dog figurines and sad clowns to clutter up their house. While there, she discovers a relic from Severus Snape's past that forces her to change her view of the man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reservations by LittleLea05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with EmmaleeWrites05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,785 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When the Moon Howls by RainynDawn reviews
Her eyes caught the moon gleaming at her between the branches of the trees overhead. Eyes flittering, the grey spots splashed together until a wolf howled from the white sphere…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,123 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immunity by Nightzchild reviews
Snape is forced to take a trip to the Hospital Wing and receives some unintentional advice from an unlikely source. Will he take it? Not a Romance Fic. Just a bit of fun with SS and HG. Enjoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Feuding Love by jasperluvr95 reviews
Bella Swan’s coven has always hated the Cullen family and they have been fighting for the past 300 years. One day the Voutri come and force them to live together until they solve their problems. will Bella find love on the way? Jaspet/Bella fanfic R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Quarantine by KAOS reviews
UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bid for Love by trizfores reviews
A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,184 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Colorful World by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
She's Always been different.Not only was she the loser at her old school,but she 'see's' things.Death Dates and Emotion Colors.When she moves to Forks for a change in scenery,what happens when she discovers the dark,Secluded masochist, Edward.Vamps B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
All You Need Is Love by Hogwarts 91 reviews
Hermione despises flight. Severus excels at it. Neither can resist a challenge. Can Hermione convince Severus to help her overcome her fear of flying? And what will he do when the cheeky witch promises to take him on the ride of his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,602 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Soul's heart by Morloth reviews
A mirror of love has turned Hogwarts upside down, and when not everyone can deal with who they see as their reflection... things get complicated. HGSS and others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,762 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Curious Noise by swerley reviews
Transfiguration Apprentice Hermione Granger susses out the source of a distracting sound and finds herself in the unenviable position of having to tell Snape. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Subtleties by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Snape does not have an appointment, Hermione is enraged, and subtlety is seemingly abandoned. AU to Snape's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Loving Memory by LiveLifeLikeNeverBefore reviews
Bella is a half-vampire who is found in the woods be Rose. She knowseverything that's going on but decides to keep her mouth shut to see what happens. Edward falls for her little charms. Rose get's to be a mom. EdwardXBella Loads of Fluff! M to be safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Stigmas by the punchline reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
A Slight Complication by Panny reviews
Hermione made one last request before joining Harry in his hunt for the Horcruxes. Unfortunately that request would have long lasting repercussions for both her and the man involved. FredxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,625 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden In The Walls of Hogwarts by slasher454 reviews
Hermione has a rather unexpected encounter in the dungeons late one night. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Trouble With Girl Talk by slasher454 reviews
Hermione just wanted to be one of the girls, but is reminded by Angelina, Alicia, and Katie why she prefers the company of boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
How To Romance A Weasley Twin In Ten Easy Steps by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Completely AU. Involves whoopee cushions, ears, love birds, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vunerable by TheEvilBunny reviews
When an arguement between Draco and Hermione doesn't turn out the way they thought it would, they'll find that being vunerable is not as awful as it seems. DracoHermione OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gryffindor Misfit by Mizu Kai reviews
This is about Snape's secret daughter & her stuggles as the G. Misfit She is friends with the Trio She hates Draco. A Potions rule forces them together & A meddling friend tries to set them up. How will they survive? AU from OOTP and on, DMOC. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,261 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconsidered Trifles by Mundungus42 reviews
When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Didn't see that coming by julyjules reviews
Harry's away, Ron's on her nerves, who's there to talk to? Fred. Well, what's fun about that? HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Adhesion by HiddenAllusion reviews
HGSS Challenge response. A potions accident leaves our heros in a rather undesirable situation. AU since HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Ravens and Writing Desks by RelenaS reviews
Detention with Snape for an enitre month! what will our dear Hermione do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,571 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Dragons and Faeries by RelenaS reviews
What if Draco's dad went nutz and bought a summer house in a muggle neighborhood? : Complete :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 114,511 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Quarters by LadyDrake reviews
After losing her parents in a death raid just as summer begins, Hermione is destined for further suffering when she is sent to stay at the Snape Mansion. **After more than 40 requests for a sequel, you'll get one, but I gotta think on it!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,005 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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