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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1895364, Profile Updated: 12-27-10
Author has written 17 stories for House, M.D., Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

At the moment, my rl is really quite busy, so I'm writing as and when I have the time. Updates will probably be few and far between, unfortunately.

All reviews are hugely appreciated. Thank you all for reading :)

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Dirty Little Secret by paregmenon reviews
You will never tell anyone about this, about your dirty, dangerous little secret. Dark!Sherlock fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bats of a Leather by Xrai reviews
Ficlets and drabbles of various themes concerning the Dark Knight and other villains/heroes of Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
High Speed by HoistTheColours reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Collapse by HoistTheColours reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Laundry by Moobug reviews
A semi-serious fic inspired by a fellow fan's suggestion that Sherlock might steal John's clothes. Sock-puppets and daftness that may or may not be beyond Sherlock's capabilities behind closed doors...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Molly Hooper: The Aftermath by seren23 reviews
Molly is trying her best to cope. Post The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Brother of Mine by lokiMMXII reviews
"Believe it or not, Mycroft never lied whenever he admitted to worrying about his younger brother." A story that looks at Mycroft's reasons for watching over his younger brother so closely.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Constellations by Eponymous Rose reviews
"You and I, we've barely scratched the surface."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Colored Glass by Rhoda Nightingale reviews
Harley Quinn muses over her deteriorating mental state. One-shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Everyone Breaks by seriousish reviews
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: In Dreams, She Waits by princessebee reviews
Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Craven by Checkerboards reviews
Jonathan Crane has an encounter with a certain grim and ominous ebony figure. A parody of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
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NeedingGetting reviews
Mention to anyone that you're the head of a large crime syndicate who gets paid to organise and perpetrate crime on a national and sometimes even global level and, chances are they will, more than likely, assume you have quite a thrilling job.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
My Mind Rebels At Stagnation reviews
John goes away for a few days. With no cases, or other distractions, Sherlock finds himself turning to alternative means of entertainment. Warnings: drug use. Mild spoilers for 'A Study in Pink'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Too Lost In You reviews
Sherlock's eccentricities intrigue her rather than put her off, and there's nothing she'd like more than to be able to understand him. One sided Molly/Sherlock. Spoilers for A Study In Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Fish Custard reviews
As children, Amelia and Rory have a Doctor-inspired lunch. Mild spoilers for 'The Eleventh Hour'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
It's a New Day, It's a New Life reviews
Whilst watching the sun rise over Gotham City, Harley Quinn reflects on her life with the Joker. Written in the second person.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harley Quinn - Complete
He Seems To Me To Be Equal To A God reviews
WARNING: Contains spoilers! Set after 'The End of Time Part 2'. Wilf reflects on the Doctor and his actions. Written in the second person
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
The Price To Pay reviews
Set during The End of Time, Part One. The Doctor's thoughts as he returns from the Ood Sphere to Earth. Warning: SPOILERS! Written in the second person.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Time Lord Victorious reviews
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS INSIDE! Set during 'The Waters of Mars'. I actually can't summarise this fic without spoiling the episode completely, so stay away if you dislike surprises! ; Containing angsty Doctor. Written in the second person.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Why Do We Fall? reviews
Being Gotham City's masked 'hero' is not as easy as it looks. Containing angsty Bruce, post TDK. Written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Oh, The Times, They Are aChangin' reviews
Gotham is changing, and it’s changing fast. A selection of drabbles set after TDK, from various viewpoints.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Marked For Execution reviews
Today is Doctor Harleen Quinzel’s first session with her new patient. In the few moments before their session begins, she muses on the long line of therapists who have attempted to treat the Joker before her.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harley Quinn - Complete
I Wanna Know How I Got These Scars reviews
The Joker, whilst in Arkham, reflects upon some of his origin/scar stories. One shot, post TDK, written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
It Pays To Play The Wild Card reviews
Joker’s back and he’s ready and waiting for a fight with Batman, but he has a very unexpected ace up his sleeve. Flash fic focussing on Joker’s thoughts before his encounter with the Bat. Written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Somewhere Else In Gotham reviews
Batman has just returned from a fight with the Joker, but there is one thought that just won't get out of his head. Written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
While You Are Sleeping reviews
An exploration of how sleep fits in to the relationship between Harley Quinn and the Joker. Written in the second person.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Not Like This reviews
WARNING: Major Character Death. Cuddy-centric drabble. Contains vague spoilers for all series'. 'It shouldn't have happened like this. It shouldn't have happened at all.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L. Cuddy - Complete
I'm Here For You reviews
Spoilers 5x20 'Simple Explaination'. One shot, set directly after the episode. Wilson goes to see House. House/Wilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
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