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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1895372, Profile Updated: 07-09-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Vocaloid, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Heyy everyone!! My name came from my favorite Song.Tourniquet by Evanescence

. I love Music especially Punk, Rock And Metal. But almost everything goes with me. Well Except for Country, Bubble gum Pop and Most Rap. I like to read Fan fics and write them. I have alot going on though so writing is hard. I will tell you a little bit about me

Favorite Movies: Favorite series ( TV. Anime ect) Books ( Manga Included)

Moulin Rouge Pushing Daises Twilight

Notebook O.C New Moon

Sleepless in Seattle Angel Eclipse

Inuyasha Inuyasha Breaking Dawn

The Lion King (All XD) Ouran High school Host Club Marked

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Supernatural Betrayed

Twilight Lie to me Chosen

Race to witch Mountain NCIS Hunted

The Green Mile Gossip Girl Interveiw With A Vampire Odd Thomas

The Breakfast club Fruits Basket Vampire Kisses

Rurouni Kenshin A Wrinkle in Time

Rosario Vampire InkHeart

Vampire Knight Fruit Basket

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Ouran Highschool Host Club

Rosario Vampire

Vampire Knight

Favorite Bands XD

Misfits, Blink 182, Dropkick Murphys, Hoobstank. Reliant K, The Offspring, Nine Inch Nails, Nickel back, Theory of a deadman, Megadeth, poison, Motley crue, Triumph,Journey,Warrent,Whitesnake,Buckcherry,Alice copper, The Beatles,Slipknot,RED, Nirvana, Tokio hotel. Sex pistols, The Ramones,Story of the year,Evanescence,Saving Abel,Three Days Grace,Samantha Fox. Kid Rock,Sixx AM, Velvet revolver, Guns and Roses (old one with slash), Limp Bizkit,Danzig and linkin park the donnas, Avenged sevenfold, Disciple,30 seconds to Mars, Flyleaf, Red jumpsuit apparetus, no doubt, Alien Ant farm, The Exies, Papa Roach, City Sleeps. Quarterflash, Animotion,Skillet,

About me

Name: Caitlyn

Age: Wouldnt you like to know :)

Birthday: Feb 17

Chinese Sigh: Boar

Country: Canada!!

Couples;

Twilight: Jasper/Bella.. Emmett/Bella. Jacob/Alice and Bella/Embry or Seth

Fruits Basket: Yuki/ Tohru. Hatsaharu/Tohru

Vampire Knight : Zero/Yuuki

Buffy: Xander/Buffy, Oz/Buffy, Spike/Buffy and Angel/Buffy or Dru

Ouran: Mori/ Haruhi, Twins/Haruhi, Hunny/Haruhi

Vocaloid: Rin/Kaito, Rin/Akaito, Len/Miku , Gackpo/Luka, Rin/Len, Len/Lin

Shugo Chara!: Kukai/Amu! , Nagihiko/Amu , Ikuto/Amu , Rima/ Nagihiko , Rima/ Tadase , Tadase/Yaya , Yaya/Kairi. Utau/Tadase. Ikuto/OC ;)

MTNN: Hagu/Yako!!

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solutions..." at political debates, copy this into your profile. (forcing changes! Risk, and danger! making noise and making pleas... i'm gunna stop now...)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you feel conflicted inside because you love Taye Diggs but Benny really pisses you off, copy this into your profile.

If you immediately start singing "La Vie Boheme" any time someone mentions any word that was in the song (ie: masturbation, hallucenogens...), copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you you and your boyfriend fight you say he has Nothing on Jasper Hale. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the 80s and think people should stop telling you its over and to get over it. Copy and paste this on your profile

If you had a party when you found out Bink 182 got back together even if it was just you. Copy and post this on your profile

If you are tired of your friends telling you how in love the are with strangers. Copy and paste this on your profile

If you chose to dress in black on a hot day. Copy and post this on your profile

If you know all the words to Moulin Rouge. Copy and paste this on your profile

IF YOU LIKE SKITTLES to some extent. Post this on your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

List twelve of your favorite characters from any fandom:

1. Jasper

2. Alice

3. Bella

4. Jacob

5. Emmett

6. Carlise

7. Esme

8. Maggie

9. Embry

10. Seth

11.Aro

12. Benjemin

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and I think I am going to have to pass on that one

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes but he is no Jasper XD

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... Weird

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe. A little

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

... 5/9 vampire were wolf drama

What if 2 caught 0ne and Three making-out?

Alice would get pissed but who cares

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

He protected her from Vampires. She fell for him. Now she is a vampire will the leech lover love her? Seth and Bella

9. Is there any such thing as One/Three fluff?

...XD

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Baby Girl. Sugarland

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

RUN

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About 10 mins ago

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse. Jasper gets a whole chapter! And That bitch Victoria Dies

How long did it take you to read the books?

2 weeks Twilight 1 day Nm 2d eclipse and 3 days BD

Who introduced you to the books?

A friend of mine

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Got them as a gift

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

hmmmmm Well since the others are already out Midnight sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Edward decides he loves Jacob and Alice leaves Jasper who then falls for Bella

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"It was hard to believe that someone so beautiful could be real. I was afraid that he might disappear in a sudden puff of smoke, and I would wake up." Oh if only he had

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When he left (Evil smile)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When he told Bella he would rather she was dead.. Good times

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When she came back and asked why she was alive

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When the fight Victoria

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Well duh

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Movie. I don't care to hear Edward pov tho i will probably read it anyway

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Neither.. One word JASPER

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

JASPER!!

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bells

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!! Duh

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

friends

Are you excited?

No I really hate the cast

What do you think of the casting so far?

I fucking hate it.

Are you going to go see it?

yeah sadly i want to see HOW BAD THE MESSED IT UP AND THEY DID GRR

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Clarice H

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

fuck no.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Yes

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Yea

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

i sure hope not! o_O

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

i hope so. Oooo maybe it will be Edward that would be funny. Maybe he always was...O.o

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
neither. JASPER!!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

happy and mary-sue-ish

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

The Voturi

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Edward/Jacob! XD

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

No

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

no. it's the werewolves!

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

hopefully edward

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Bella would find out that their love was physical and leave is Human ass

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

hopefully

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

for Edward to die or fall in love with Jacob which ensures he's outta the picture

What's your dream ending?

Jasper and Bella in love. I dont care how it happens but it has too

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Eclipse... idk, she was kinda boring in all of them

How about Edward's?

Twilight...

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn.

Alice's?

i loved her in all of em

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jasper and Human Edward so i can kill him ( Evil smile)

Alrighty.. I like My OC Angel so If I use her lots thats why. I will probably pair her with whoever I feel like. Just cause. And ya. It just helps with Ideas. she is already featuring in two of my storys. And I am writing another with her in it . Anyhooo Read on and let me know what you think I am open for suggestions on stories and request on others or I will gladly help anyone in need to write if you like my style. If you wanna PM me for anythin and I will get back to you ASAP.

-Angel

This is a song my friend Clarice says is my theme song so I shall put it as my theme!!

When your Evil- Voltaire

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the comforting I need

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
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I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert. ( In my spare time. I don't post them. If my mom ever found out... Shiver
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

For the record. Stereotypes are wrong but a natural part of life. Though No one can say they have never not sterotyped someone cause everyone has. Even me though I am not proud of it. And each of us is stereotyped. It's not something we can put a stop to completely but we can try!!

Question: If left is right and right is Left which way is the right way?? If u understand that you must be some kind o f super hero cause I don't get it

PASTA!! ( Hetalia)

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Regrets:

Lolita's grad Dress: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=13&D=9064&P=1

Alice's Grad Dress: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=13&D=9066&P=1

Bella's grad Dress: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=13&D=9076&P=1

Rosalie's grad Dress: http://www.jessicamcclintock.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10001&productId=152524&langId=-1&sz=10

Crescent moon:

Emily's Wedding dresshttp://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=1&D=2513&P=1

Bridesmaid dresses: http://www.morilee.com/DressDetail.aspx?C=3&D=369&P=1

The Aftermath

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Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sk8er Ballerina by riceballekelly reviews
Edward is your average popular Jock. Bella is the childhood Tomboy best friend in love with him but He gets a girlfriend and does something that drives Bella away. What happens when they meet up in Senor year? Bella x Edward *I'M BACK*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,984 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella
Amu's Big Day! by GarrSaku reviews
Amu's gettin married 2 Kukai! Who's Saki? Should I contine? Please R&R! 'Nya
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Kūkai S., Amu H. - Complete
Desert Moon by SacredRoseDream reviews
He watched her with eyes that had long watched and waited upon the world. He did not know how it happened. Couldn't fathom how he of all people could have been so thoroughly entrapped. Gaasaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Teardrops on my Guitar by Ino Y. Uchiha reviews
“If I should have known, I should not have had fallen in love with him” –Sakura Haruno-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
10 Things That Explain Why I Should Be With Sakura by gallifrey calls now reviews
10 things that explain why I should be with Haruno Sakura,written by Uchiha Sasuke or That Broody Guy . This cannot end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aim of the Game by tealen reviews
If he had ever let her win, she would have stopped coming to him for the challenge. Shikamaru couldn’t have that. That troublesome, troublesome woman. ShikaSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Shadows and Cherry Blossoms by A Lost Angel reviews
What will a day of cloud watching bring two people trying to forget there lost loves, as Shikamaru and Sakura trying and move on with there love lives. Will a chance to sit and watch the clouds together bring them together? Update; CH4 back from the Beta!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
Almost Lover by Bunnylass reviews
Oneshot. I won't give him or the Fates the satisfaction to know they've finally broken Suze Simon. The stubborn and defiant mediator. After everything I've been through; I've finally laid down my spear and given up. All because of him! Because of Jesse...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Strip Search by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I Never Stopped Loving You by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
Sakura & Shikamaru are both deeply in love.When they break up because of a threat,Sakura moves in with her ex.She finds out that she had lost some of her memory.The memories of her past love come back and so do the feelings.In the end,who does she love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Joys of staying home by hiddencrush reviews
Suze and Jake sleepy stay home one night instead of going out and they both end up very pleased ONE SHOT!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Susannah S., Jake A./Sleepy - Complete
loves me, loves me not by KinKitsune01 reviews
Subtley as usual, Kaoru let Haruhi know how he thought of her through the petals of the daisies that laid scattered around them. One-Shot. KaoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Angel by EdgeofDarkness reviews
Bella and Jasper are left alone...and sparks start to fly, as the saying goes. Edward and teh family come back, and things have changed...Bella and Jasper are falling in love...but so are Edward and Alice...whats this about Jake? And the Volturri too?uhoh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,479 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Free by earthbender068 reviews
Kankuro and Sakura on a mission together, after their break up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Omniscient by c0rin reviews
Kyouya wonders why Haruhi married him...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Girls by artemisgirl reviews
Mori had never really liked girls. And then Haruhi had come along, and then suddenly, perhaps all girls weren't so bad... MoriHaruhi oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Where She Needs to Go by Three AM reviews
She stopped directly in front of him, standing and unmoving. She couldn’t break away from his piercing gaze. And right at that moment, she regretted coming home to him. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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The Aftermath reviews
Sequel to Switch. Read or will not make sense. Jasper and Bella are together and Happy. How will Alice try to ruin that! Being Re-written
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Regrets reviews
Bella and Emmett were a couple. After giving up herself to him he leaves her for Rosalie Hale. What Happens when Bella is Pregnant? Will Emmett realize his mistakes? Or will he regret his choices. All Human! Adopted by xxTwilight3xx.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Cresent Moon reviews
Edward leaves. Bella turns but not into a Vampire.... But a wolf for another pack. This is an Imprinting story. I have decided the pairing. I will change it when and only when it happens. Read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,112 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Seth
Switch reviews
The Cullen's switch spouses for 3 years of high school. In hopes of spicing up their marriages. But will Bella fall for her new Spouse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
New Life New Love reviews
Something happens at the Cullen's causing Bella to Run away and be turned by another. 75 years later they all meet again. Will Bella go back to Edward or Find a new Love in another B/Jazz not changing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Twilightness reviews
A series of drabbles. All different pairings. OK they are drabblish. Some Femslash and Yaoi and stuff like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper
10 song Challenge reviews
Ten song challenge for MORI HARUHI
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
I wanna be your Girl reviews
Rin wants to be Kaitos. But she doesn't believe that can happen. ONE SHOT. ALL SAME AGE.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Rin K., Kaito S. - Complete