SplendiferGoddess
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Joined 09-14-00, id: 18954
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men, and Lord of the Rings.
setting: richmond hill, ontario, canada. a hospital
date and time: november 23rd, 3.05 pm, 1987

fade in: a mother in labour. next thing we know, a very ugly alien is brought into the world. oh wait. no. thats not an alien. thats me.

well, understandable mistake. thank god I got pretty. anyways.

12 years later, this ugly baby has grown into a young girl that 40 y/o men keep hitting on to her disgust. perverts.

also, he father has messed around with the next door neighboor and her parents are now seperated.

two years after that, the girl is now a very attractive 15 y/o who is in fact incredibly humble. yeah right. and the pope, too. pshaw.

anyways. shes decided shes everything her mother hates, but her mother doesnt know yet, or else she would be on the streets in a matter of minutes, as shes definately not living with her father.

She is hopelessly obsessed Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom, and once again obsessing over NSYNC, sadly enough.

She begins to write LotR fic. [gasp]

Her best friend, Crimson Starlight writes the best thing since Romeo and Juliet, Sightseeing In Middle Earth. Adn the next thing you know...

THIS GIRL HAS BECOME SPLENDIFERGODDESS!!!!

NOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

-Finis-

...

and that is my life story. :D

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Lovers and Family by Just Silver reviews
The third story in my trilogy. Sequel to Love and Darkness. Slash, mainly Harry/Draco. Draco has a case of paranoia. Neville has problems with family. Narcissa wonders what happened to her son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,691 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Huntress in the Dark by vericus reviews
Someone's being hunted in the darkness of a nighttime forest...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Sightseeing in MiddleEarth by vericus reviews
Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,213 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
LotR Letters by vericus reviews
Letters between characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Four in all. All up. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Relative Folk by Lady Jaida reviews
Merry and Pippin beneath the stars, a little bit tipsy, a little bit cuddly. There is no plot, but it's fluffy. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Hot Elf Guys Hunting by Luimenel reviews
This is just a song I made up to the tune of "The Teddy Bears Picnic" PG for some extremely mild violence. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2002
Going on an Elf Hunt by Luimenel reviews
This is just a little song... chant... thing that I made up. My friend thinks it is really funny and so do I. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2002
On Fire by Harlan reviews
Legolas suffers physically when Haldir get a little monged. Warning: Slash, violence, and rape. If no like...no read. (EDITED)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2002
A Press Conference by Taith Ant reviews
Legolas gives a press conference on 'that' subject, but is it successful? R rating for implied slash. Please R and R, I dont think it's THAT twisted! Just what pubs do to you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
More Than A Broken End by Amy Fortuna reviews
Aragorn teaches the disrespectful Boromir a lesson about the treatment of heirlooms -- and about the treatment of heirs. Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Aragorn, Boromir
Love and Darkness by Just Silver reviews
*** Sequel to Fire and Ice! Draco/Harry Slash!! Lucius finds out his son is dating Harry Potter. Complication becomes a permanent house guest, along with his cousin Confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,417 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 5/6/2001
Fire and Ice by Just Silver reviews
*** Draco/Harry (slash).....Harry's desperate act leads to something sweet, but will it last?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/4/2001 - Published: 4/5/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Gotcha! by PJ in NH reviews
P/T -- Tom Paris has been tied up and gagged...what would you do? How would you handle the situation?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/22/2001 - T. Paris, B. Torres
Ever Had One of Those Days? by vericus reviews
Ever had one of those days when every single flipping thing goes wrong? Ever wonder what would happen if one of the Xmen had one? No? Then don't read these fics. Covers an XPerson each part.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 8/31/2000 - Complete
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One Hell of a Birthday reviews
Yeah, so I explained the horrible ending, because people kept asking. answered it all in one go. Please read it if you're one of the ones upset about the ending...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Haldir, Gandalf
The Gell reviews
re-post from a couple years ago. it all starts because Wolvie's hair is squashed flat... i guess this kinda goes under the movie as well, but cant x-post, so itll stay here. enjoy!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003