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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

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The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,991 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,832 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Uchiha Sasuke, Professional Chastity Belt by black.k.kat reviews
The life and times of Uchiha Sasuke, Pervert Buster and Defender of Uchiha Obito's Innocence, and his prank-master sidekick, Uzumaki Naruto. Follows here's my heart (you can break it).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Things as They Are by Solara Myles reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,759 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N.
Himesama by Bakunawa reviews
femNarutoxSasuke. AU. Random one-shots. Un-beta-ed. Where Naruto was born a girl, Minato survived the Kyuubi attack and became an overly protective father, and Sasuke falls in love with a princess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
here's my heart (you can break it) by black.k.kat reviews
Itachi and Madara massacre the clan, but they miss one member. Obito, loyal Konoha ANBU and disowned Uchiha, suddenly finds himself out of the organization that's been his life for eight years and raising a traumatized, orphaned child. Kakashi helps. Or watches and plays the smartass, it's a bit of a tossup. KakaObi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/9 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Home by GlueDew reviews
AU. Naruto Uzumaki is a homeless boy on the streets of big city Konoha. He tries his best to help everyone he meets, but one day a new police officer comes who may be able to help him. No pairings, rated for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,144 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 6,254 - Follows: 7,100 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Traitor and the NineTails by Loudest Voice reviews
Itachi finds alternate means to stop the Uchiha uprising. Five years later, he's assigned his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 199,147 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Itachi U.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,624 - Follows: 12,137 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
5 Reasons Sasuke Should Have Been A Girl by Tirielle reviews
Five reasons that Sasuke's life would've been much easier if only he was born female.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 326,961 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,038 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Often So Much by Ultra-Geek reviews
Freya gets sick of Arthur and boots him back into the world a decade ahead of schedule. Post 5x13.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
Before the Phoenix by Kai Maciel reviews
Uzumaki Sasuke hates his life. It's not easy being the son of the famous Uzumaki Naruto, the war hero and world saviour. Sometimes, he just wished he was the cool and stronger one. So what happens when he wakes up in the past as Uchiha Sasuke? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,230 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions could actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not Quite The Way They Planned by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
The golden trio believe that against Voldemort, they're in serious need of help. Together with a bored, irrational Sirius they summon a demon in order to become more powerful, but things don't work out quite how they were meant to...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 378,394 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
"Well you made it. So you're stuck here now. I'm not sending you back out there in the middle of a war! You'll just have to stay here with me from now on. Do you think you'll be alright with that?" All Harry could do was stare at her. HPXNaruto cross.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,891 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,019 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
His Son by Rasengan22 reviews
When Naruto dies, he leaves behind more than his legacy, he leaves Sasuke his son. Spoilers up to 579.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,093 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Essay by Pinkie Tuscadaro reviews
Ponyboy is writing the essay, but it turns out that it is a bit more fiction than fact, and that the people he's basing it on are not quite like the people in his essay.This story will show Ponyboy's real life behind "The Outsiders".
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ponyboy C.
Forgotten Prisoner by LibertyBell.047 reviews
The Chunin exam took place one year before but Konoha's ennemies were already there. As usual then? No, because nobody and especially not the young ANBU Uzumaki Naruto had ever thought that the dead could raise again… FIC ADOPTED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,788 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dare by luvtoshi reviews
Losing at a game, Sakura has to do a dare. It was simple...on the outside only. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Raven's Fall by Kai Maciel reviews
After receiving Itachi's eyes, Sasuke awakes alone in an unknown cabin with no signs of Madara. On his way to Konoha, he's captured only to find out that the war ended years ago. What is happening to Sasuke? Why didn't he age? And who is this blond man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 162 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Like a Clockwork by Obsessive Child reviews
At that day in the Valley of the End, what if Naruto had… won? It's Team Seven, united, and they're not letting anyone mess with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore by trip-trap reviews
Albus does not love easily, or deeply.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Albus D.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Big Brother D by trip-trap reviews
Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Reset by Phlogizein reviews
Naruto's seal has weakened and he can no longer fully contain the fox. Rather than let it loose, he instead chooses to end his own life, and as a gift, a mysterious stranger offers him a one-time opportunity to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,960 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Incarnation by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, no Bijuu, two-shot. While facing down a rampaging demon, Minato does something desperate...with unexpected results. Jiraiya: "Minato...what the HELL did you just do!" Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Chain of Change by phylanix reviews
AU Naruto is called back to his village by the Yondaime, but relations between them are frigid. Yet father and son will have to learn to get along if Konoha is to survive the next great war. Features semi-super! Naruto. No foreseeable pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sea of Souls by AkaiTsume reviews
Heaven sucks, even if Sasuke is the only person in the universe who'd think so. Humor, crack!fic, friendship!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Being Dead by Nilladriel reviews
AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,596 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Ripple by miforever29 reviews
When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Tangled Webs by Warriora reviews
Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late a Little Early by Jonque reviews
In which Kakashi sacrifices himself to save his teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the Snape we love is unredeemed by Minerva McTabby reviews
A tribute to Severus Snape. Based on "the boys i mean are not refined" by e.e. cummings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Stumble and Fall by Avelynn Tame reviews
A new teacher has arrived at Shirokin, and makes no secret of his attraction to the homeroom teacher of a certain delinquent class. 3-D greets him with their usual kindness and warmth, but Yankumi is far more interested in the reaction of one Sawada Shin.
Gokusen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,048 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Duplicity 2: A Ready Made Hero by Mina1 reviews
Part 2 of Duplicity. Anakin led a double life as Vader in the Empire and the Jedi 'Wraith' in the Alliance, using them against Palpatine. But then Luke joined the Rebels at Yavin. And Anakin is torn. Can he stay, or does he have to return to being Vader?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Lady Usagi by Emmy Kay reviews
A quiet girl working at an inn meets a noisy young lord, but all is not what it seems. NaruHina. Some fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play Date by Beff reviews
Sakumo's in trouble. How does a tired dad deal with a bored Kakashi, the three-year-old prodigy? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To See You Again by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by MissWorded reviews
In which Hiashi attempts to marry off Hinata. And fails miserably in the process. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Can't Take it Back by fanfar3 reviews
This story is a “jump off” from the sadly short-lived TV show, The Outsiders. This story opens w/ a recap of an episode of that show titled “He was a Greaser, Only Old”. Soda is shot, and Pony’s to blame. And this is the aftermath. Ponyboy’s POV
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Way To Their Hearts by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. NejiTen. NaruHina. ShikaIno.] So the boys messed up. You know, again. Obviously, they need to apologize, and fast. But wait, too many chefs spoil the stew...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Secondary Intent by TiamatV reviews
When one is wounded, what determines who heals, and who scars?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Iwanu ga Hana by TiamatV reviews
Chidori thinks that nothing that Sousuke can do can possibly surprise her, anymore. Much to her startlement, she's wrong. A short, rather sappy little minific.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
A Hope in Hell by Mina1 reviews
13 years after Padme's death, Vader finds her grave in the rubble of a decimated Naboo. But waiting there for him are the angry survivors of Theed's destruction... and the son he'd assumed dead. Luke Vader story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,879 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Three Kisses by the blanket reviews
[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Omiai by Amber13 reviews
A play on the JDrama Omiai episode. Shin decides to try a more traditional approach in his courtship of Yankumi.
Gokusen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 418 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Technicolor by Asuka Kureru reviews
Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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Second Chances reviews
Naruto died. Minato never believed it. Minato found Naruto. Then Naruto pushed Minato into a wall, and ran. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Brother reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruhime reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
My Other Son reviews
Really, the last thing any of them wanted was to leave their baby boys all lone. Stuck in an elevator in the afterlife, it doesn't take too long for a Marauder, a Kage, and two redheads to find a loophole or two. Anthology.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011