J. D. Devereux
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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1895466, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
Author has written 6 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Shade's Children, and Inkheart.

OMFG IT'S A WORDLE OF "KEEPING FAITH." I'm also thinking of making one for my book.

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I am totally crazy. You should know this. Now that we've established that . . .


Books: Um, I'll get to this later . . . too many things to list.

Movies: Refer to 'Books'

Colors: Purple, Silver, Black, Red

Numbers: 22, 17

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, Inkfire, Mischa Nina S., J.D. Devereux

I don't quite know why I have this up, I just think it's true and that some of them are hilarious (bolded ones are true for me):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I just had to put that :P)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I don't like to TALK to people, so I MUST be a cast out freak.

I TALK WITH MY HANDS, so I MUST have something wrong with me.

I SING, so I MUST be a diva.

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Things I learnt from Hannibal fanfics by aldus moore reviews
The title explains everything...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Girlish Dreaming by scabbedwings13 reviews
Pre-Opera. Graverobber comes to visit a very sick and needy young girl. Grilo. Rating may go up as story progresses.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber
You've Got to Exercise Those Implanted Thighs! by Aquaflame68 reviews
Sparked by Amber Sweet's rude comment, Luigi and Pavi now believe they are fat. And what do two wealthy Largos do when they need to lose the pounds? Well bulimia maybe...but I don't think that lasted too long. It's gym time everybody!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The adventures of What? NO! NO JACK! GET AWAY! by crapfest reviews
JACK! I KILLED YOU! WH....WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME BE! Hey is that Ted Turner?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009
A Triste Occasion by stewie griffins babysitter reviews
A different sort of movie ending.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009
Visiting Hours by Lexiphane reviews
Post!Opera. Shilo's been getting visits in the dead of night and they're not going the way she'd like them to.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Tripp by LightenUpYaFreak reviews
One-Shot! GraveRobber makes his own drug and tests it out
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Crammin' in the Classroom by hippy.intellect reviews
A spoof of the song Bitchin' in the Kitchen, from Shock Treatment, student style.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/21/2005
Little Starling by LectersLittleStarling reviews
This is my first fan fiction so please give me a break. Post Hannibal. Young Starling is having trouble dealing with the loss of her mother and seeks help from Dr. Lecter. PLEASE REVIEW!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004
What About The Girl by Detafo reviews
AU fic... if Hannibal had a daughter, what would happen? Would events play out as they had in the movies?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,807 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
How To Kill A Furby by Clarice-Starling1 reviews
PG because of the death scene lol! This is just a fun story so don't take it seriously even if you own a Furby.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
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Capricorn Annoyance reviews
As many ways as I'm able to think of to annoy our buddy Capricorn. You may recognize this from Quizilla -- it's on my account on there, and is my work. I might go up to 200 ways and may do other charectors. Enjoy!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Capricorn
Keeping Faith reviews
A mash up of your basic SOTL/H fanfics, with geeky humor, suspense, s'mores, and cult movies. Don't get me wrong, it's a serious fic, but you'll have moments of laughter you'll not want to forget. R&R, please!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
Hyacinth reviews
Sanny was a typical thirteen-going-on-fourteen year old girl before the Change affected her small, minnesotan town. On the day of her birthday party, all of the adults dissapear from the town -- what do Sanny and the others do? ON HIATUS! PATIENCE!
Shade's Children - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Speeding Cars reviews
Newly graduated Lilly Selena meets a singing stranger in an alley who changes her perspective forever. Will she see him again? What happened to him? What caused him to sound so sad? Song 'Speeding Cars' by Imogen Heap.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Graverobber
Appendectomies I and II my REPO! Drabbles reviews
What happens between REPO! Men and appendixes? Appendi? Appendoids? Whatever This one/two shot explains in humorous ways what REPO! Men do with appendixes. Or whatever the plural is . . . .
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009
Inchoate reviews
Hannibal and Clarice's happily-ever-after isn't so happy when their daughter -- 13 year old Harper Lee -- beings to have pseudo-psychic nightmares of capture by unknown forces. Will our favorite couple -- now trio -- avoid capture and uncoverment?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009