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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1895555, Profile Updated: 02-18-15
Author has written 77 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Honeydew Syndrome, Code Geass, Naruto, Saiyuki, Gintama, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Gundam Wing/AC, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Homestuck, Good Omens, and DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー.

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AO3 IS WHERE IT'S AT

"pyrrhic_victoly" is my general pseud, "cthchewy" is/was my semi-anon handle for the Homestuck kink meme and now basically where I shove all the Homestuck fics. All of them.

I haven't been very active on FF for quite some time now. I still get the emails and will reply to reviews and PMs, but I don't hang around on the forums or do much reading here anymore. In-progress fics will continue to be updated here (if I ever get around to writing more for these old fandoms), but no guarantees anymore on if/when something will be completed. If I haven't touched the fic in, like, over 3 years, it's safe to assume I've lost interest.

My newer fics (mostly Homestuck) will be posted on AO3 first and may slowly migrate here if/when I feel so inclined. If you are familiar with Homestuck, you know that, like the source, a lot of the fanfics are in 2nd person or contain non-standard formatting such as chatlogs in various colors. FF does not support the necessary text formatting, so that is the main reason for the move. (For serious, I'm not gonna be that guy who does an all-black pesterlog.) The other reason is that I want to be able to keep all my fics in one place without worrying about ratings/style/content limitations. As per FF.net's TOS, fics that are written in 2nd person (you-based), contain explicit sexual content, or make extensive use of chatlogs will not be posted here. AO3 is a glorious land that you should visit for the vile smut.

!!!Also!!! There is often "bonus content" in the comment threads on AO3 - mini sequels and worldbuilding snippets and impromptu collab writing because I'm chatty like that. And I can reply to anon questions there. (I'm looking at you, "Guest". No, that fic will not be continued, but see bonus content.)


Other Stuff:

Life Imperfect has been translated into Chinese by sherrysi: http://www.gintamaworld.com/simple/index.php?t11182.html (website down, no longer available)
Thank you, sherry!

Two Wrongs... has been translated into Chinese by isaih: http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=794239425
Thank you, isaih!

Gonorrhea... has been translated into Vietnamese by banbanyukata: http://vn-sharing.net/forum/showthread.php?t=24137
Thank you, banban!

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Full Circle by artemis-nz reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles and ficlets set at various points in their relationship. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/21/2010 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.]
Poison Lady Anissina and the Parasite King by zanganito reviews
A Poison Lady Anissina adventure, in which the heroic Poison Lady saves the day.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Anissina vK., Sara/Saralegui - Complete
Huitlacoche by zanganito reviews
José introduces Conrad to some local cuisine. Rated for innuendo.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Jose R., Conrad W.] - Complete
The Grounds Keeper's Son by stick-figure-jesus reviews
Kira Izuru had gone to the cemetery to visit his parents. AU. T for shounen ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
Living in Sin by Haurvatat reviews
Conrad's been an assassin since World War II. Yuuri's headed for college on a sports scholarship, but somehow has gotten on the bad side of the wrong people. So what happens when Yuuri is Conrad's next scheduled target? Conyuu, AU
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,892 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Conrad W., Yuri S.
Prince Yuuri and the Pea by Come-and-Gone reviews
AU Wolfyuu. Queen Celi wants a real princess for her son to marry and sends out invitations to all the single princesses. However, Yuri, an unwilling crossdressing prince, gets an invite...
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S.
Arm in Arm by ShinyShimaron reviews
Once again, Conrad's arm has gone missing… and once again, he must find it and bring the nefarious arm-snatcher to justice. Part of the Arm's Race challenge. Crack.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Conrad W. - Complete
Life Lesson 57: If You Bring Your Umbrella by miikka-xx reviews
...It Never Rains. Featuring Gintoki, Katsura and how to get lost in the world and each other in 50 sentences. Includes best friends, a scooter, and a parfait with a side of denial. ginzura. complete.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S. - Complete
Grip by flaides reviews
Yuuri finds that a court can control a king. Conrad denies the very courting that can give them both their happiness. Greatly ConYuu, CY. Rated M for later chapters.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Conrad W., Yuri S.
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Loving the Maou: A Soldier's Handbook by Striped Neko reviews
This is a series of small one-shots and short fics that are ConYuu in nature and may or may not fall in chronological order. While there may be other pairings from time to time, the main focus of each will be, always, ConYuu!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Yuri S., Conrad W.
Best Laid Plans by artemis-nz reviews
Yuuri has an idea, but Conrad has a plan. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
Gotham's Tarnished Knight by Lorendiac reviews
Can Batman still function in a city where every man's hand is raised against him?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
Who We Are by artemis-nz reviews
Yuuri learns about grief, and how best to deal with it. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - [Yuri S., Conrad W.] - Complete
Dirty Laundry by lunerwerewolf reviews
Yuri discovers something about his Godfather and his best spy late one stormy night.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Conrad W., Yozak G. - Complete
The Most by artemis-nz reviews
In which Conrad questions Yuuri's decision and Yuuri answers. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
No Place Like Home by artemis-nz reviews
With Conrad gone, Yuuri not only has the time to miss him but also the incentive to act on it. Conrad/Yuuri. Lime.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Yuri S., Conrad W.] - Complete
Like Summer by artemis-nz reviews
Conrad, Yuuri, and an afternoon of Shin Makoku baseball. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
A Killer's Heart by Darkness Alit reviews
A difficult day of traveling culminates in a young king seeing through a killer's hidden heart.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Conrad W., Yuri S. - Complete
Relationships by Chou ni Natte reviews
Yuuri realizes that he cares more about relationships than he thought, and he’s got a choice to make that could change everything. *YozYuuCon*
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Yuri S. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by artemis-nz reviews
Yuuri holds a secret that even he is not fully aware of. Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
Contemplation by HK-47 Scarlet reviews
Hiro contemplates telling his best friend he loves him. Sometimes friendship transcends love, but one can't deny their feelings. What's a guy to do?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Shuichi S., Hiroshi N. - Complete
The Best a Man Can Get by flaides reviews
Yuuri finds out interesting things pertaining to a certain Weller in the midst of a manly morning ritual. Conyuu, CY.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Silver Flame by TaigaaGina reviews
Shouri hated Conrad. Really hated him. Shouri/Conrad and some Yuuram. Now with the spelling errors checked!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shori S., Conrad W. - Complete
The Week of Yuuri by Alatus reviews
A week of seven themed one shots about Shin Makoku's 27th Maou as he tries to deal with his crush on a certain soldier.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
The Curse of the Sleeping Maou by Pythia Myst reviews
ConYuu...Sleeping Beauty style...
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Teammates by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
An unwitting Yuuri gets hit on by a stranger. But what does baseball have to do with innuendo? Hints of ConYuu.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Conrad W., Yuri S. - Complete
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The One by Val-Creative reviews
WolfYuu. And a surprise pairing. High T. "It's not about trust. It's about acting maturely. Understandably the choice to go to you is risky." As his husband glared outright at him, Wolfram smirked and grabbed Yuuri's arm to hook through his.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
An Historic Love by lonelyriver reviews
Forbidden love can't last forever, and so one must make the most of it while they can. Yuuri/?. Warnings: het, incest ? . Don't read if you don't like.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Yuri S., Greta - Complete
The Dog and the Wolf by Weaver of worlds reviews
In the anime, Nakajima Hideaki and Shichijo Omi had a very interesting cat-and-mouse relationship. Why? Rating T for Nakajima's mouth and Omi's typing to be safe .
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
And Everything In Between by Inglorious DMK reviews
It's the closest Gwendal's ever been to falling in love, and it's ruining the careful order of his life. It all used to be so easy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S. - Complete
A Brother's Worst Nightmare by Schnickledooger reviews
In which Gwendal has to babysit a young Wolfram. In which Wolfram is a spoiled brat. In which the bond between brothers is tested.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Wolfram vB., Gwendal vV. - Complete
Tattered Strips of Green by Zab Jade reviews
Seven years ago, Inui made the biggest mistake of his life, leaving Kaidoh nearly broken. Too stubborn to let it destroy him, Kaidoh carried on until someone else finished what Inui had started, nearly costing him his life. Now, Inui and some of the other
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Kaidoh K., Inui S. - Complete
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The Aeronaut's Crew reviews
Two slaves and a mechanical bird plot to free themselves from the Airship Mindfang. (OR, that trollstuck steampunk!Alternia AU you never knew you wanted.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] Tavros N. - Complete
Swordstuck
Dave breaks all the swords. All of them.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Spite reviews
"There is no way you could be as healthy as you are now if you had Congenital Insensitivity to Pain, which you don't and never have had." A Noiz character study set during and after his good end.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2 - [Noiz, Aoba] - Complete
Honey and Vinegar reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.
Crossover - Good Omens & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] [Eridan A., Sollux C.]
A Tale of Two Kings reviews
A prince becomes a soldier becomes a traitor becomes a king. An account of the rise of the last great king of Dai Shimaron, his unorthodox alliance with the Demon King, and their struggle for peace.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.]
No Means for Wanderlust reviews
Five times Yuuri left Shin Makoku for good, and one time he didn't. (Mostly Yuuri/Conrad, some Yuuri/Murata.)
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Yuri S., Conrad W., Murata K. - Complete
Kyou Kara MEOW! reviews
Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Yuri S., Conrad W., Adelbert vG. - Complete
Long Arms of the Law
An Alternian-style office romance. Head Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope dates her boss, His Honorable Tyranny.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2014
Just Add Cooking Chamber reviews
In canon, Equius installs a pelvic magnetron into Tavros' robotic crotch. It malfunctions, but even a malfunctioning magnetron has its uses...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Tavros N. - Complete
In His Blood reviews
To waste the flesh of the kill is to dishonor the sacrifice the prey made so that the hunter could live. Her love will not be dishonored.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [The Disciple, The Signless/The Sufferer] Executor Darkleer - Complete
Knot for Everyone reviews
Mall adventures with Jade and Karkat. Only the sleazy trolls go to Auntie Anne's. For reasons.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Jade H., Karkat V.] - Complete
About a Troll reviews
Yuuri is sent on a quest to capture a troll for the prince. Conrad is that troll. Literally. Like, he guards a bridge and stuff. Also, Yuuri rides Gwendal all over the place. Because Gwendal is a horse.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Plus ça change reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Wolfram's surprisingly manly. Girl!Wolfram's... also surprisingly manly. AKA that time Yuuri got an all-female harem and his sexy fantasies still didn't come true.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Tiger Got to Hunt, Bird Got to Fly reviews
Gin has secret diversions, and these, the games he plays with Aizen and Kira, have consequences. They might be his downfall and he might be a fool, but at least he won't be bored with the outcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [G. Ichimaru, I. Kira] S. Aizen, OC
Vampire Hunter E
In a dystopian future, humanity trembles before the ruling race of vampires. Enter Eduard von Bock, dhampir, son of Dracula. He is the mysterious Hunter known to the world only as "E".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Estonia - Complete
Cinderella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh? reviews
Three princes, a ball, and an uncommonly large - but absolutely fabulous - rhinestone-studded glass slipper. Crack AU.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Conrad W., Yozak G. - Complete
Measures reviews
Atsushi has always been compared to his twin brother Ryou, and he's always fallen short, always been overshadowed. But not this time.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Kisarazu A., Yanagisawa S.] [Kisarazu R., Saeki K.] - Complete
Contact reviews
A series of related scenes about Conrad, Yuuri, and the art of wordless communication. ConYuu.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,958 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/10/2009 - [Yuri S., Conrad W.]
The Frog Prince's Tunnel of Love reviews
"I will put my Calais into your Dover." A fairytale in which a Frenchman falls for an Englishman and then their stunningly good lovemaking creates modern architectural wonders, AKA "Why Papa Francis Sucks at Telling Bedtime Stories". FACE family AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - [France, England/Britain]
Noodles reviews
Wherein there are strange cults, stranger rituals, drunken law-making, diabolical plots, cute chickens, tentacle monsters, and brotherly love. Yuuri should have just shut up and enjoyed the party.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Yuri S. - Complete
Between Crooked Lines reviews
Kira is totally Renji's type, cheesy poetry and all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Renji A., I. Kira] - Complete
Atomic Winter reviews
War had shaped her soul from the very beginning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
The Legend of Justa Fakinaway reviews
WOW WOW WOW WOW BAD COMMUNICATION. BL is short for B'z Love. Bentendo, my love for you is like diarrhea because I just can't keep it in. This fic was pulled out of a monkey's butt like Zeus giving birth to Athena.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hasegawa T./Madao - Complete
Ephemera reviews
For the Mazoku, whose lives were like slow burning candles, watching humans flash by like fireworks was both painful and beautiful. Lord von Voltaire gazes upon the bright future that their very Human king had strived for, and remembers. Deathfic.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Bits and Bytes reviews
A geek-girl-nation's life in a sum of parts. It's complicated. And catty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Taiwan
Parallel Universes in Our Living Room reviews
In another world, an exiled German princess moves to Boston where her sons make friends with the Japanese family next door.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Goldilocks reviews
This one was juuuuuust right. Except for that bit with the flesh-rending claws and the teeth and stuff.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Lion Tamer reviews
Murata schemes. Yuuri attempts to scheme, but fails horribly. Conrad reaps the benefits. ConYuu, sequel to "Swordplay".
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - [Yuri S., Conrad W.] Murata K.
Yo Ho Ho and a Can of Whoopass reviews
Katsura has gone missing, and now Gintoki must embark on an epic adventure to save him! Or at least that was what the script said, but then space pirates burned it and hijacked the plot. Sexy pirate chicks, ahoy!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S.
Arms Race reviews
In which Conrad is a mutant, Wolfram is a parody Sue, and Yuuri starts a war in exchange for a 90 in biology. A crude and unusual story with no redeeming social value whatsoever.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W., Anissina vK. - Complete
The Short Straw reviews
The princess is in another castle. Prequel to "Nine Point Eight..."
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura - Complete
Nine Point Eight Meters Per Second Squared reviews
A quiet moment, and The Universe According to Katsura. Kid!fic.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura - Complete
Gonorrhea Comes to Those Who Don't Wait reviews
It's the dreaded morning after and your "daughter" wants to know how the dirty deed is done. As a responsible adult, you defer the responsibility of giving The Talk over to your "wife". This is a mistake.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura] Kagura - Complete
Sojourn's End reviews
As her father's daughter, Greta cannot ignore injustice.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Greta, Yuri S. - Complete
They Are Building a Longhouse reviews
It was always the same woman sitting here, watching the meshing water currents where the two rivers met. He had never asked for her name before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America - Complete
The Silent Wait reviews
This is the kind of normal life he had always hoped for.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Flying Severed Arms reviews
Conrad has a ghost problem. The ghost has a Conrad problem. As you might expect from the title, arms go flying. Oh, and there are ninjas.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Conrad W. - Complete
Invictus reviews
With Yuuri's arrival, tension erupts between the brothers.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Conrad W., Gwendal vV.
Serpent reviews
God sits upon His new throne for about a week. Then He dies. AU, post-Winter War.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Progression reviews
Fifty glimpses into a slow get-together. Prompts from 1sentence.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
Laundry Day: A Love Story reviews
It's a tale as old as time. Feuding families and star-crossed lovers... Their moments of passion may be fleeting, but the fire in their hearts is everlasting. The legendary love begins on laundry day. CRACK.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Wolfram vB., Sara/Saralegui - Complete
On Restraint and Things Unsaid reviews
Gwendal's not one for lengthy confessions, but sometimes less is more. 13 GwenYuu drabbles.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - [Gwendal vV., Yuri S.] - Complete
Pirmas Pokalbis, Pierwszej Rozmowy reviews
Nicknames and linguistic barriers. Lithuania has always been frustrated by Poland's antics. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
The Unbearable Dichotomy of Being Lithuania reviews
Sometimes Toris feels one thing while Lithuania feels another. Sometimes even Toris struggles to find acceptance from Lithuania - from himself. Lithuania/America, Lithuania/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Lithuania, America
Three Strikes reviews
Three is Yuuri's unlucky number when it comes to sexual situations, and he's going to need a lot of extensive therapy after this. Crack.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Yuri S. - Complete
The Hut of Fallen Persimmons reviews
Gin laughs at the heavens, Kira is strong, and their kisses taste like persimmons. Gin/Kira slash, character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - [I. Kira, G. Ichimaru] - Complete
Hora Mortis Nostrae reviews
Staring Death in the face was like looking into a mirror, except he had better hair. Pre-series, set during Duo's time with the Sweepers. Rated for language.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Duo M. - Complete
Great Moments in American History reviews
Other nations have mysteries and dark pasts; America is an open book because he is made of Pure Awesome. America doesn't believe in secrets because he's a hero, and heroes have nothing to hide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - America
Replacement Hearts reviews
Wolfram's fiance is not Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Wolfram vB., Murata K. - Complete
Bravery reviews
Japan through the wars and the start of reconciliation, from Taiwan's POV. "He treated her so well when she complied. He was always such a gentleman." Japan/Taiwan with mentions of Japan/Korea. Non-graphic dub-con and non-con situations. Yandere!Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Taiwan, Japan - Complete
Everything Has to Attack Tokyo reviews
Tokyo is overrun by terrorists, aliens, and giant sea monsters. Only ninjas can save us! Yuuri, an average salaryman, is somehow dragged into the dangers of masked crime fighting.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Yuri S., Conrad W.
The King's Unromance reviews
How things went down in the days leading up to the Maou's new engagement. A fractured fairy tale about dreams, destiny, and choice... and a different kind of happily ever after.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,227 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Yuri S. - Complete
Instinct reviews
It might have been considered sexy if they were human, but it was just awkward as cats, nya? An outtake from the Kabuikicho Stray Cat arc. Katsura/Gintoki, in that order.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S.] - Complete
Kingdom of Prussia reviews
Prussia, as East Germany, has plans to resurrect himself as a totally awesome empire. Naturally, this requires snarky input from Poland, his Eastern Bloc-buddy, who is fabulous like a phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
He Sets Love Free reviews
His father wasn’t around long enough to teach him everything, but if there was one philosophy Conrart took from that great swordsman, it was to respect life, to respect love, and that both must be free.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Conrad W., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Force reviews
Throughout history, there have been stories of sages who had the power to move gods. Perhaps this is one of them. Sequel to Inertia. Shinou/Murata.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Murata K. - Complete
Strategic Advantage reviews
Dolphins and hand-holding. Kisses in dark corners. Deviousness. It's Murata; devious trickery just comes with the package.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - [Murata K., Yuri S.] - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart reviews
...is Through His Heart, Not His Stomach. Yamazaki Sagaru is on a quest to uphold truth, justice, and the Shinsengumi way! A HijiYama flavored sequel of sorts to ch. 293 of the manga. Anpan mayo anpan mayo mayo mayo anpan mayo.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Yamazaki S., Hijikata T.] - Complete
Welcome reviews
The truth behind the words.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Conrad W., Yuri S. - Complete
Working Relationship reviews
It's just your typical Modern Office Romance between a demon and a spy. Fifty sentences that run-on like a terrorist fleeing from the Shinsengumi, featuring Hijikata and Yamazaki.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Hijikata T., Yamazaki S.] - Complete
Swordplay reviews
In which Yuuri and Conrad are being awkwardly perverted at each other. Yuuri's sword has a mind of its own, both literally and figuratively speaking. Wink. Nudge.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2010 - [Yuri S., Conrad W.] - Complete
Life Imperfect reviews
Fifty run-on sentences about Gintoki and Katsura getting lost on the road of life because they didn't stop to ask for directions. Or maybe because Katsura is a horrible driver and they can only get so far on Gintoki's scooter. Something like that.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura] - Complete
The Price reviews
It's not that Conrad doesn't look good in white, but even after all these years, Yuuri can't help but think that the man standing before him doesn't belong in those colors. Ambiguous, pre-slashy Conrad/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Inertia reviews
Objects in motion tend to stay in motion; objects at rest tend to stay at rest. One is still as night, while the other is the ever-changing moon. Tonight, the moon waxes cold and bright. Shinou/Daikenja, Shinou/Murata. Prequel to Force.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Murata K., Shinou - Complete
Fool's Gold reviews
First there was Julia, and then there was Yuuri. In both lives, there were two men who loved that soul like senseless fools.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Adelbert vG., Conrad W. - Complete
Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right reviews
But Sometimes Two Idiots Can Make a Genius. A cracktastical Gintoki/Katsura mpreg parody, because men who are preggers are definitely not SRS BIZNESS. "It's not scurvy, it's pregnancy! It's not Zura, it's Captain Katsura!"
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - [Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura] - Complete
Liars reviews
Four short character pieces about the Sanzo-ikkou and how they lie.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
You Get Me, Loverboy reviews
A somewhat one-sided conversation between Yozak and his lover on the night before a mission.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Yozak G. - Complete
Grave Mistakes in Etiquette reviews
Yuuri failed with cutlery - this was an established fact. But when he and Wolfram go on a date on Earth, their roles are reversed and Wolfram comes to a few realizations.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2009 - [Yuri S., Wolfram vB.] - Complete
Walk Beside Me reviews
Pre-comic collection of connected one-shots. Metis, his friendship with Charles, his emo hair, TMNTs, video games, and life in general.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Metis, Charles
Nevermore! reviews
Sasuke has been sealed into an animal form – can he escape becoming dinner? Featuring She-Hulk Sakura, know-it-all Sai, and ramen-fetish Naruto! Oh, and Sasuke as a cutely angry bird. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009
The Sword Outwears Its Sheath reviews
He lived for his Emperor, he died for his Emperor, and he lives on for his Emperor. Zero gives Nunnally a hint about Lelouch's final plan. Post-series, implied SuzaLulu.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Suzaku K., Nunnally L. - Complete
Ace of Clubs, New Endeavor reviews
Josh and May move in synch. Jay moves on. Charles moves forward. Josh/Metis, one-sided Charles/Metis, ambiguous Jay/Charles
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Charles - Complete
Anissina Advances the Women's Movement reviews
Anissina had two great passions in life: science and gender equality. Sometimes they collided, like when she invented a gender-switch machine. Gwendal plays guinea pig. Possible Ani/Gwen, WIP.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV.
Conqueror reviews
The engagement is broken and Wolfram travels to Earth as Shin Makoku’s ambassador. There, he learns that the Shibuya brothers play their roles as Maou in very different ways. Yuuri is a pacifist. Shori is a conqueror. Shoram, WIP.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Wolfram vB., Shori S.
Counting Sheep reviews
Greta has trouble sleeping and thinks about her parents.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Greta - Complete
An Infectious Disease Called Love reviews
Somewhere, somehow, Yuuri had been infected with Conrad's bad puns.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - [Conrad W., Yuri S.] - Complete
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