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Enjoy the Silence by cause.A.scene reviews
*Spoilers for Amplification* - A tag or something like that . Basically, it's the team love I missed for a fallen colleague and friend. Focuses more on the team's concern for Reid and maybe later a bit more inside into his recovery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
A Nerd Thing by tfm reviews
Sometimes their conversations aren’t exactly work related. Because really, what do zombies have to do with profiling? Reid, Prentiss, Morgan, Garcia - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
I Don't Understand by funnywithachanceofmurder reviews
The look on Hotch’s face was priceless. He barely managed to keep himself together for a few seconds before he burst into laughter. Not even Jack’s interruption stopped him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Emergency Measures by Kshar reviews
Prentiss, Reid, and hospital chairs, post-"Amplification".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Kentucky Fried by falcon-121 reviews
The team is briefed on a case involving a series of mysterious deaths at various KFC's. One-shot parody.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Younger Now Than We Were Before by sodoesrachael reviews
This time, everything is different. Sequel to Hangman.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hangman by sodoesrachael reviews
Standing outside of Reid’s hospital room now, Morgan couldn’t believe that this was happening again. Morgan POV-ish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Moving Day by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Morgan helps Reid move. My response to a challenge to write a dialog only peice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Twilight Zone by Addicted Archangel reviews
Oneshot. What the hell was I smoking when I wrote this? I can't even write a summary. It's AU like hell. You are entering...the twilight zone...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Everyday Exchanges by Fireness reviews
Horrible title, but in any case.... Series of ficlets, prompts taken from The Big Damn Table, reflecting conversations between the CM characters mostly Morgan and Reid. Beware some slashy ones, but some are gen. Rated for safety
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007
Liar by Addicted Archangel reviews
During an investigation, Reid is placed under arrest for the murder of a young girl. As indisputable evidence is presented, doubt rises. After a convicting sentence, the young agent is sent off to prison to serve hard time... No pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,946 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by tearbos reviews
Garcia, JJ, and Emily give Reid a gift that is more for their benefit than his. Just a little Reidness to brighten your day!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
In Retrospect by Sophia Anya Lee reviews
Annabeth reflects on three moments in time and the three men in her life, who left her lovelorn - her father, her hero, her friend. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Infinite Possibilites by tfm reviews
Spencer Reid has been killing women for fifteen years. What happens when he sets his sights on a member of the BAU? AU; if Reid's childhood had gone a little differently. COMPLETE. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Warmth by Looneygamemaster reviews
One-shot. As he stares at the object of his affection and agony sleeping, he ponders over the feelings she arouses in him...
Pretty Cure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
New Blood by Addicted Archangel reviews
Oneshot. Getting into the BAU is a hard task, and things take turns one would never imagine possible when a new agent arrives. Will she be the one to finally fill the gap? A story showing very promptly the intense hate AA feels for perfect OFCs...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
And Then There Were None by Addicted Archangel reviews
A bit AU. The BAU wakes up in a locked down house and find themselves caught in a hellish nightmare. They are forced to participate in a macabre game of elimination - a game only one of them will leave alive. *** WARNING! Character deaths in later chapter
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Fading Alight by Nicole Luna reviews
What comes around, goes around. Karma takes away the light from the one who needs less. This is quite a dramatic and emotional fan fiction, an expression of frustration over life. Oneshot, find out who's the unlucky person now.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
085: Song by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Stan was on a mission. He was on a mission to cheer up his best friend Kyle. NonSlash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Does He Love You by rogueandkurt reviews
It was always the same. He left late at night and did not return until early morning. And she knew exactly where he went. Oneshot. KagxInuxKik.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Denial by MidnightSuburbia reviews
Denial. One word Cindy's best friend, Libby, loves to torture her with. Onesided love drabble.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Why Won't You Blush? by Chelle-sama reviews
One blushing boy decides to get even with one too calm girl.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete