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hi I'm Effsnares and I'm into Pokémon, Shingeki no Kyojin, Evangelion and other weaboo shit!!!

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Red Potter by DainoChild reviews
Red is a wizard and so-called Chosen One everybody wants to destroy the evil Team Rocket. All he wants to do is play with his pokemon and make out with Green, but destiny calls. In chapter 30, Red and Green arrive in Hoenn, and are very quickly caught up in the affairs of Team Aqua and Team Magma.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 405,090 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G., Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7499 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Intuition by Evie Warner reviews
Some secrets are best left buried. Other secrets refuse to die. Professor Oak has been hiding the corrupt data on Ash's Pokédex for a long time, hoping the day would never come in which he would need to use it. Torn from his journey and forced upon a path that could lead to his destruction, Ash has no choice but to fulfil this destiny, lest the entire Pokémon world be destroyed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,609 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru]
Unforgettable by Wildwalker reviews
Extensive hiatus, otherwise discontinued. Lowered rating to T as appropriate for content. Chapter 6 posted as of 1/19/14. Cover image is fanart from Lorxene of deviantART. Thank you. Touya feels left behind when his twin sister, Touko, is chosen as one of the Heros of Unova... That is, until N makes a special promise...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,708 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Zekrom, N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya
Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 187,937 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Small Wonders by Shmeeko reviews
At an all time low in life, Nick heads south with no destination in mind. What he discovers along the way is not only a talent he can use, but an enthusiastic child whose own talents help Nick get back on the road to a better future. Pre-Apoc.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Number One by 30-Nights reviews
'Only care for number one' was Nick's main rule. He broke that before and never wanted to break it again, but with Ellis around it's hard not too... Rated M for man on man action Review and NO FLAMES
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Prodigal Returns by ookamiblitz reviews
Absintheshipping. A sequel to "Hard Luck Man." Grimsley and Burgh parted a decade ago on good terms, but now that time has passed, they are unsure how to proceed. Together, they were begin to understand the meaning of "the more things change, the more they stay the same." M for language, drug/alcohol/tobacco use, and sexual content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Grimsley/Giima, Burgh/Arty
Welcome to the Entralink by Funeral.Bell reviews
It is a beautiful paradise, N could admit, where he could escape from the rest of the world that remains unforgiving for his deeds. But even with his pokémon companions he cannot deny the empty feeling residing within him. —faint Isshushipping
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
looseleaf and liquid fiction by damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Perfectly Stupid Ideas by Fareeq reviews
Shaun never wanted a relationship. When some hooded loon literally drops into his life, he starts rethinking it. But then again, there's several odd things about him that don't make sense. Like his ridiculous penchant for Twilight. M for later chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,359 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H.
The Harder They Come by Kuruk reviews
Green and Red are kidnapped and trained by Team Rocket at a young age. Torn apart by relentless ambition, reticent compassion, and inescapable duty, Green, Red, and Leaf bring Team Rocket - and the world - crashing headfirst into revolution.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Red, Leaf, Giovanni/Sakaki
Melody of a Memory by LeikaLai reviews
AU, ShiShi. Satoshi has been Master for eight years without fail and feels he has nothing left to accomplish with his life. However, when an old friend requires his reluctant help, Satoshi's life changes and nearly-forgotten memories start to re-emerge.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,717 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
It's just a Bromance by ForeverRio reviews
Or is it? Green runs into Gold on his way up Mt. Silver to visit Red-and challenges him to ask Red if they're dating. Gold certainly thinks they are. Drabble GreenxRed, GoldxSilver. Rated for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Unspoken by farfetched4 reviews
Green and Red have many unsaid words between them. Originalshipping, Red/Green.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Drinking Games by ForeverRio reviews
Playing the kissing card game without alcohol makes things a bit more interesting. Game/manga verse, hinted GoldxSilver, SilverxCrystal, and CrystalxGreen. Blatant RedxGreen.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified)
Stalk in the Name of Love by DainoChild reviews
After the Team Plasma thing, Black's disillusioned. Leaving the Sages to White, Cheren and Bianca, he tracks down N whilst simultaneously struggling with his new-found feelings for N and the sneaking suspicion that Ghetsis' up to something AGAIN. Black/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,057 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
45 Ways to Make a Werewolf Fall for You by mew-tsubaki reviews
*COMPLETE* :D One-hundred percent Remus/Sirius love inside! Some short chapters, others longer, all with Remmius in mind. For all of us who would like Remmius to have their happy ending, enjoy your fluff here! Ch45: Thank you. *Now in Swedish & Chinese.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,232 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Leaps and Bounds by lilacbird reviews
Gold and Silver learn that a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, as they attempt to normalize their awkward relationship. GoldxSilver, huntershipping. R&R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 175,218 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
All the Way To the End by nyahxneko reviews
Passion burns and dies, infatuation comes and goes and lust is sparked to be quenched. But love never snuffs out, not when he is so utterly devoted; so undeniably foolish. RedxGreen.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
The Ghost In You by elphabachan reviews
Three years later, some wounds still hurt, and some feelings still stir. Can he forgive even though he couldn't forget? And what if the worst evil in this world isn't a zombie? Nellis, Frochelle. If you don't like either of those, feel free to not read
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,103 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Dear Feelings by fadefade reviews
Dawn sets out to become the pokemon champion of Sinnoh. Simple enough, right? But, her gay best friend is just being difficult. Clingyshipping! Lucas/Barry with Dawn playing an important part in it all :D
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki
Confessions of a Doormat by lilacbird reviews
Pressured by his friends, babied by his mother, tormented by his girlfriend, and stalked by a socially awkward man with some serious daddy issues; what's a suffering teenage intellectual to do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hilbert/Touya
Simple Trust by Arianwen44 reviews
N has been raised to hate Trainers, though forced to become one himself, he still harbors troubled thoughts. Could a young trainer help change his outlook? N x Touya FLUFFIES! Rated T just in case
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Phallophobia by lilacbird reviews
It's super effective! Black suffers from a rather embarrassing fear. Black/N oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
I Will Not Admit by mailiflower reviews
Ash is struggling with the fact that his old rival,Gary is in love with him, and continually rejects him and his motives. But just how long can he keep up the charade? Palletshipping Gary/Ash Rated T...for now.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
And the Skittles Scatter by Mrs. Scott Kennedy reviews
A dance is being held in Sinnoh, and Lucas and Barry are having a hard time deciding who gets to take Dawn. Finally, Lucas offers they go together, as bros. Could this turn into something more? Clingyshipping. Rated M for a reason later on
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
In Ruins by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,793 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Identical Promises by AnonOrange-FFA reviews
Always the same. Always together. Forever. Promise?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Emmet, Ingo - Complete
A Live Shadow by Geiera reviews
It was summer and N had started looking at him differently, like Touya just evolved into something new and interesting. N/Touya SLASH
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya
These Instances by Akavet reviews
Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,080 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Rebuild by Fifi McFu reviews
AU ShiShi. Satoshi has returned to Masara for the first time in six years after losing his title as Pokémon Master. Now he is searching for a new purpose, and reuniting with Shigeru seems like a good first step.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Waiting by Inumaru12 reviews
White loves N so much and is waiting for him to notice her like she notices him. But one day when she goes looking for him she learns the truth that shakes her to the core. Slash/Yaoi/GUY-ON-GUY RELATIONSHIP N/Black one sided White/N one-shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Of Insanity and Ice Cream by Kyla45 reviews
Shaun is there for Desmond, even if he'd never planned to be. Oneshot. DesShaun with sprinkles of LeoEz & AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Sweet Torture by lilacbird reviews
Upon starting a relationship with someone like N, there are certain things you have to consider. Black/N oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by FRUITT reviews
"Heidän joulunsa ei ehkä ollut kaikkien jouluinen, mutta ehdottomasti paras" - Palletshipping-Jouluficci.
Pokémon - Rated: T - Finnish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Separated by Leapingspirit reviews
When Ellis is separated from his group he meets up with an intelligent Hunter and is thrown into a series of events that will change who he is and how he goes through the motions of surviving. EllisxHunter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,677 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Hunter, Ellis - Complete
Human Heart by lilacbird reviews
Black never intended to put a leash on the green-haired man, so to speak, and bring him home, it sort of just... happened. Black/N oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
melted by Kuruk reviews
It's only ironic that, after years of chipping away at each other, they are the ones to piece each other together again. — Green/Red, Leaf.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Red, Leaf - Complete
Acts of Contradiction by Lex Sterling reviews
Ellis, their glue, the ever-charming-always-smiling-southern-gentleman, mind is faltering. Nightmare's are haunting, incomprehensibly cruel and frighteningly real. Real enough to tear the young man down. But smiles can often hide such nightmares. Nellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Left Alive by WretchedEscapist reviews
Jake is the last of a party of six that had tried to escape the rapid spread of the infection. He is attacked by a Hunter, but is not killed, only bitten. Slowly, he comes to realize why he was left alive; it turns out Hunters get lonely too. Not Slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,382 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Moonlight by ReturnofTheTacoKing reviews
ACI - Al Mualim asks Malik to do a task he might not be able to do. Inspired by a picture; takes place before Altair goes after Robert de Sable for the first time and after he apologized.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Twenty Four Hours by mochawhip reviews
Bittersweet tea, Sunflora bouquets, and chocolates shaped like Pikachu heads serve as an ideal method of courtship for idiots like Red. Selection of hour-based prompts from community 24hour themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
If Only to Reach You by tanyart reviews
A river, a race, and a beautiful morning. Altair/Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Redemption via Infection by elphabachan reviews
He rarely let people in, and those he did care for he kept at a distance. But then the world ended, and things changed. Nick/Ellis. Smut!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Fool on Melancholy Hill by TheUglyOne reviews
But I just have to tell you that I love you so much these days. Slash warning.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Nightmare Poetry by Retayeah reviews
Gary tries to improvise some poetry. Ash isn't impressed.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Last One In by Redundant Goddess reviews
The usual safe house reaching ritual is broken when they realise they've left someone behind...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Bros Before Hoes by Elerick reviews
Prequels listed inside, Hunter and Smoker OCs. Weeks after the "Incident" Desmond isn't talking and Frisk is going insane. Before he can get something out of the smoker they find an interesting character next door that sparks jealousy. M for later
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hunter, Smoker
Terrible Research by OukamiYasha reviews
Ellis has become a victim of CEDA's experiments, and Nick's not sure if he'll ever be normal again. Hunter Ellis, Nick/Ellis slash.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,385 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Things You Know by Lex Sterling reviews
Although rescued from the Infection ravaging outside, the mind is often unwilling to let go of past nightmares. Stuck in between the horrors of yesterday and the unknown of tomorrow, Nick finds himself lost in his own gripping insanity.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Baseball Bats And Caps by The Paper Crocodile reviews
Survival, that was all Nick cared about in the hell-hole that once held commercial goods; families; couples and groups of friends. Breaking the silence had always been Ellis' speciality; however, he seemed to always speak rubbish. Or did he? Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Left 4 Dead 2: Today Ain't The Day by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
"Ellis, is now the best time?" Oneshot. Angst. Nick/Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: In The Dark by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
Maybe Ellis needs glasses … y'know, so he finally sees what he's been missing out on. Hard to find those in an apocalypse, though. Perhaps he'll just continue to be blind. Oneshot. Slight Angst/Fluff. Nick/Ellis. Slash. Ellis' POV.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Negatives by Shmeeko reviews
Nick was supposed to be the negative one, not Ellis. Ellis was supposed to be positive, an optimist, cheerful, naive. He wasn't supposed to avoid meeting the stares of his teammates. And he definately -definately- was not supposed to fake his smiles.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
L is for by Viridian Magpie reviews
Gabriel continues to be helpful, Dean has trouble verbalising things, and Castiel sides with his brother. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Country Fried by snapcakes reviews
Nick/Ellis. What happens on the Lagniappe, stays on the Lagniappe. Maybe. Or not. Language, violence, heavy slash. Really earns that M rating. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Irresistible by Hunter Kitty reviews
After attracting every infected nearby to him, Ellis realizes that his bubbly personality holds more power than he'd thought. A combination of appearance and acting allows him to lead his teammates through his every whim. T for violence and language
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: When It's Time by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
I've wished for death long before it finally took me into its embrace. Oneshot. Nick's POV. Tragedy/Character Death/Drama.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Denial by DestineyTot reviews
Nick is convinced that he doesn't care. But with Ellis's blue eyes and warm smile, it's hard to stay so sure of himself. You can only trick yourself into thinking something for so long. Language, Sexual Content, Gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Nick, Ellis
First Impressions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,992 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Precious by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill on Live Journal. YAOI WARNING!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
I'll Tell No One by reine Seele reviews
Sometimes Altair doesn't think before he speaks...but he assures Malik that certain things will always remain a secret between them. AltairxMalik Oneshot. Fluff. Rated M for Adult Situations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Headache by raymund reviews
Recording doesn't always go as planned. First Gorillaz fanfic. 2DxMurdoc. NOT SLASH. Oneshot. Rated for swearing.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Escape by Canadino reviews
Hastiness was not his best quirk, but it was a helpful one, especially when dealing with a problem such as Kouki. Japanese names used, clingyshipping, Lucas/Barry
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
Hell on Earth by Lex Sterling reviews
The mind can be a terrible thing. It can toy with you and turn you against yourself before you even realize it. Nick always knew he had demons, but he had never thought they'd catch up to him. Edited 4/9/2012
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,055 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
On a scale from one to red by Crazy4Moony reviews
"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Primary Care by M. Monster reviews
Shaun is not Desmond's primary care for aches, pains, or broken bones. Lucy disagrees, apparently. SNARK, DENIAL, MASTURBATION, LANGUAGE, SEX, ETC. Desmond/Shaun edited
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Tonight In Thee by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX Plastic Beach ONE-SHOT, Hints Murdoc/2D, inspired by "Wild Nights--Wild Nights!" by Emily Dickinson XXX "Rowing in Eden-- / Ah, the Sea! / Might I but moor--Tonight-- / In Thee!"
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/25/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
The Talk by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Wankers by krazorspoon reviews
A one-shot hot slash to get across an act encouraged by the odd atmosphere falling over Kong. 2D's just out of the shower and is accompanied by a visitor. Characters are IN CHARACTER! As they should be. 2DxMurdoc. Gorillaz.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
This is a Low by StalkerDex reviews
This is a new MurdocX2D. 2D is rapidly falling into a deep depression now that Noodle and Russel are gone and Murdoc is starting to notice. Angst and much drama will ensue.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Memories by Elerick reviews
They shouldn't have memories... but that scent was familiar. It wouldn't let him go. Hunter x Smoker oneshot slash, more sad then dirty
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hunter, Smoker
Moment by AuralayKristine reviews
In a rare moment of quiet, Nick reflects on Ellis. Warning: Character Death
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Uncle Murdoc's Story Time by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Noone tells a story quite like Uncle Murdoc - tonight's topic: how Mr 2-D came to have a hickey on the cover of Demon Days. First person POV, completely silly and plenty of language. M/2D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Promises by AuralayKristine reviews
Ellis takes a stupid chance. Nick is furious, but not for the reasons he thinks. SLASH, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2: Against the Odds by hidden-in-a-tree reviews
It was his fault that four had become three. Oneshot? Drama/Tragedy. Nick’s POV. Language warning.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Nick, Ellis
Dive by Xerxies19 reviews
A look at the rebuilding of the bond between Altair and Malik. Set after the events of the first game and based loosely on the bits we learn through the Codex found in 2. Preslash leading up to non-explicit slash. Some spoilers for both games.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
Christmas In Quarantine by TheMillionthMind reviews
Nick hates being stuck on a stupid ship, but Ellis has some solutions.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
In Invisible Ink by manhattan martini reviews
Trying to chat up someone through notes is hard work. Ruby discovers this too late. — RubySapphire
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Small Steps by lilacbird reviews
I first started to fall for Silver about five or six years ago... GoldxSilver, huntershipping oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Stars by AlienZombies reviews
What leads men, what bridles them, what casts them into judgment. NICKXELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Crazy Ellis by SamanthaRose reviews
Nick couldn't possibly be the only one to see it... Ellis wasn't the adorable kid that Rochelle saw. Ellis was crazy. NickxEllis one shot! Rated for Nick's mouth
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Epiphany by AlienZombies reviews
Hard times can bring even the farthest extremes together, for better or for worse. Tragedy has a way of uniting the divided. NICKXELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Nick, Ellis
Quiet by the.underdweller reviews
Nick and Ellis on different ways of coping with the crumbling of society.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Yellow Pulse by AlienZombies reviews
There is no time to stop here. Ellis hangs on for the ride. NICKXELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Deliverance by AlienZombies reviews
Escape is only the first step. Physical recovery is a simple matter - it is healing the heart that takes time. NICKxELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Resolution by AlienZombies reviews
Some things just add up. It's the little things that make sense once they're all put together. It's only a matter of assembling the pieces. NICKxELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
As Night Follows Day by Annisoptera reviews
Gary must remain one step ahead at all times, or Ash will not chase him. BL
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Spring Spice by doodlefreak reviews
A calm walk with some contemplative thoughts on a certain someone. Gary/Ash, Palletshipping. Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Definitely Not Cute by doodlefreak reviews
Not when they do things like this, at least. Gary/Ash
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Beyond my Guilt by Lady-Darkstreak reviews
L visits BB. one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Seven Parasols by cominghome28 reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
An Evil as Old as the Galaxy by Perfectly Maple reviews
Jessie is out to prove her partner's sexual orientation, lest her little heart burst with the hatred of the ultimate cliche. Rocketshipping nonsense and/or smut.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Matters of Time by Ridney reviews
Living forever is the same as watching everyone die. Even those you never expected to leave you, must. Rated for mild language, character death, and shameless sentimentality.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Viral, Simon - Complete
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
IMPORTANT: Please check out the FULL and edited version of TGWP on http: // thegameweplay . live journal . com /profile
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
From the Elephant by LaChoy reviews
Me? You want to hear from me? Most people don't want to listen to a pink stuffed elephant but I am very flattered. Toshizou POV
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Top Infinite Reasons to Stay Away From Slytherins by Ch4ron reviews
DH spoilers! Harry Potter had it freaking EASY at Hogwarts. Albus Potter has to deal with Scorpius Malfoy, being his 'best friend', and ending up the cute little nice guy who found out nothing good ever seems to follow a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
She Has No Idea by style xx reviews
Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
On Stormy Nights by kojika reviews
On a dark and stormy night, Sunao cannot sleep as he's confronted with his own horrid memories...SoraSunao And I can't write summaries
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Memories On Camera by Cathleen18 reviews
Every aspect of Nick and Greg's relationship seems to be on video. NickGreg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete