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Why I Am Here:
I really just like to read the fiction that's on here. I only ever read Twilight fanfiction, actually, and a few Naruto here and there when my friends say I didn't need to read the series to get it. I probably spend way too much of my time reading here and have been a member for a while but I have only recently started trying to get myself in the habit of reviewing a lot. I do write, I write a lot, actually, but I haven't ever posted anything up here because I don't trust the web all that much. I get worried that someone would try to copy, paste, and take credit for my stuff, you know? And don't try and tell me it's not going to happen because one of my favorite stories had to be removed for a period because someone was doing such to the author, lol. I do edit a lot of things in my mind and so would probably be a kickbutt beta (wink wink)...
Hey dolls, come play over at JBNP (The Jacob Black N Pack Site)! Everyone is a doll over there and the stories are mind-blowing. I'm obviously still reading here, too, but JBNP is uh-maze-sing! Add me as a friend over there (Adora Cruz in my penname there) and I can give you some recs that will blow you off the planet. ;).
Random facts about me:
I'm a clutzy bitch who has enough energy that enables me to go a week without sleeping.
I have light brown hair, weird yellow eyes in the sun, and pale skin...but I swear I'm 100% Puerto Rican hahaha.
My favorite colors are blue, green, and purple but I like all colors and love those the most.
I have an unhealthy obsession with old music...and old teen boy sensations. (fist pumps for Michael Jackson R.I.P. and Donny Osmond!...throw a little hip bump in for Davy Jones)
If there is ever an awkward silence between me and someone, I will burst out in giggles or make it more awkward with that slow "...Sooooo..."
When I am mad at you but you keep talking to me, I will burst out in song to a song that you will most likely hate.
I rant and rave A LOT...even though I'm a pretty chill person...;).
I'm scared of cartoons...I like the Gorillaz but the cartoons scare the hell out of me and I watched like twenty seconds of the Dirty Harry video from them and almost puked when I saw the cartoon kid picking his nose: I hate gross cartoons...come to think of it...I think all cartoons are gross and most scare me.
I'm scared of wild fish. They're just creepy, I mean...ew. They look gross and feel slimy and...ugh, just, no.
Butterflies are beautiful in pictures and art but in real life they are monsters of mass destruction and should never come in contact with me...or I will scream...same goes for birds.
Things that get on my nerves:
Manwhores. If it's not cute when a girl does it, it sure as hell ain't cute when a guy does it.
People who are so condescending and make you feel like an ass 24/7...I would hate myself if I weren't me.
Unsettled business -raises knife in air and laughs evilly...as I slice cheese-
Pushy and bossy people...you can be pushy and bossy with me for about ten minutes...that's about all I can allot you.
Over-critical people. If I didn't ask for your negative opinion, don't give it. I am Crayola, I will smash you. RAWR! -throws chair in wall and watches it shatter to splinters-
Copycats. Come on, peoples, live YOUR life and do YOUR thing. We are INDIVIDUALS not one organism. Fo shizzle.
That's about it...
Things that are not cute:
Repeatedly doing something over and over in the same hour to get people to laugh at you. Like...if you fall and people laugh and you make yourself fall again...or purposely walk into a wall to get everyone laughing again.
Starting rumors...about yourself.
Being condescending while you're actually wrong.
Wearing a shirt that says "My boyfriend's cuter" or something of the like when he really, truly, in all honesty ISN'T.
Pretending to have so many friends and being a bitch all at once. 'Tis impossible.
Saying ZOMG...or even writing that. I mean, seriously? ZOMG? Like...really, what have we come to?
In fact: Talking in text-lingo at all. It's annoying more than it is cute. In fact it stopped being cute before you opened your mouth. ;)
Reviews are crazy awesome to get...they're not much and that's the weird part-- it's these little messages that get authors so psyched so randomly. I think it's laced. Lol. YAYAYAYAYA!
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