Myrthe95
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Joined 04-10-09, id: 1896282, Profile Updated: 12-23-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hi, my name is Myrthe and I live in The Netherlands, The Hague. I'm fifteen years old. Some of you might wonder why I write in English and not in Dutch. The answer is: I just love the language.

So... a little bit about myself:

Name: Myrthe

Age: 16

Hair: (dark) Blond

Eyes: Brown

Height: 5 feet and 7 inches

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing piano, shopping, chatting

Favorite book(s): Wuthering Heights, Romeo and Juliet, The Twilight Saga, Candy

Favorite movie(s): Twilight, Panic Room, Taken, Moulin Rouge, Pride and Prejudice, Love Actually

Favorite food: Sushi and Pizza

Favorite countries: Italy, England, Kenya

Country I want to go to (so, so bad!!): USA!!!

That was it I guess. If you have other questions, you can always ask me.

Oh before I forget... Don't be too hard on me if I make gramm mistakes... my English isn't perfect.

You can also follow me on Twitter me if you like: https://twitter.com/Myrthe95

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Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind the Mask by Dizzykat reviews
“You chose Weasley over me,” He spat in her ear, every syllable making her cringe. “This is the life you chose for yourself. I didn’t choose this for you.” Hermione looked up into those stormy grey eyes, loathing them. DMHG, Sequel to "Truth or Dare"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,427 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
First Blush by DJWMom reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edwards Perspective
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Lustfilled Shoots and Tantric Chairs by poisonous viper reviews
Isabella Swan, model extraordinaire, is getting tired of lusting over her gay photographer. One ‘intimate’ shoot, a tantra chair, and a hell of an orgasm after, will she be able to change this hot Greek God of a photographer’s sexual preference?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11618 - Favs: 8,516 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19438 - Favs: 12,170 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
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Bright angel reviews
The Cullens adopt a little child named Isabella Swan. While Bella grows up will Edward and Bella fall in love or will he loose her to someone else. A story about love, jealousy, hate, happiness and a lot more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
One hell of a camping trip reviews
The Cullens on a school campingtrip... What can go possibly wrong? The answer is simple: Everything! I can only say one thing more... revenge... lots and lots of revenge... Summary is bad but please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love is Everything reviews
If it’s about love sooner or later we’re all too late. You come alone and you go alone, but it’s about those little moments of happiness in between. That everything for just one second, falls into place. B/E, A/J, C/E, E/R, C/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Painful Truth reviews
What if Bella already met Edward in 1918 and they're about to get married when Edward suddenly gets sick and dissapears. Will Bella believe that he died or does she found out what really happened? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward