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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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The Psych Ward by rochelledulac reviews
A failed suicide attempt lands Bella in the hospital mental health unit. Her only option: pull her life back together or become a permanent resident. Very heavy, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Sweet Bella by xxkittykatxx reviews
Esme and Carlisle come across a overturned car. Inside lies a baby Bella who is alive but her parents are dead, they decide to take Bella home with them. But can human Bella really live in a house full of vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,574 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Right Here HAITUS by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
After their honeymoon, Edward stuck to his promise and attempted to change Bella into a vampire but things went horribly wrong. Everyone's in mourning and grieving but just how dead is Bella Swan and what danger comes with a discovery?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
What If by Night Writer 13 reviews
What if Rosalie never called Edward in New Moon?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Alice
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Suicide Diaries by KateKicksAss reviews
Set during New Moon, Alice gets a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but Edward doesn't think of the Volturi, and instead tries to commit suicide in human ways, i.e. poison, jumping off buildings, etc. The funny stories of Edwards suicide attemps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward
The Asylum by Valerie21Malfoy reviews
Bella is sent by her parents to an Insane Asylum as a punishment for "undesired behaviour". There she is submitted to terrible 'treatments' and finds herself losing hope. Until Dr. Cullen comes along that is. Will she get out? AU, OC, OOC AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Poor Carlisle by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
sequel to poor Charlie. the cullen's and Bella play truth or dare, and Carlisle is now the one that will have to endure there fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Very Cullen Christmas: 12 Days of Christmas by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
It's Christmas in Forks, and the Cullens are counting down to the big day. A chapter of this will be posted every day until Christmas. This takes place after Breaking Dawn. A few little lemons, but not enough to be rated M. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Girl by u2shay reviews
Bella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lighter by Sporty-Buttons reviews
Bella is kidnapped by the Volturi, and forced to be Demetri's mate. What will happen? Will the Cullens save her? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella
Secret Santa by unchartedplots reviews
It was Christmas Eve when Bella was involved in a car crash. Despite suffering from cancer, Edward manages to bring a whole new meaning to being her Secret Santa in the hospital. All Human. Oneshot. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Kidnapped by loveisalifetimeproject reviews
While The Cullens are out hunting Bella is Kidnapped. But by who? Will they ever find Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,768 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bruised and Bleeding by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella is brutally abused by her father, Charlie, while her mother, Renee, sits and watches. Then she meets the new boy, Edward, and he knows somethings not right. will Edward find out about her secret before its too late? Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward Cullen, Professional Pizza Deliverer by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a normal book junkie stuck in a boring rut. What happens when she meets an extremely hot pizza boy? And why does this pizza boy look so familiar? Edward plus hot fresh pizza equals the greatest thing in the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Truth In Forever by LeftoverAshes reviews
Bella was the only one with Edward as he burned to death. Now she is insane, stuck replaying that agonizing day over and over again. As she begins to blur the lines of reality and imaginary, Carlisle may have a solution. A painful one no one saw coming
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Alice by NeonFire1423 reviews
Emails to Alice from Bella after the Cullens leave. Chapters will be short since they're emails...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Alice
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Diseases by Felldowntherabbitshole reviews
Esme Platt hasn't seen Carlisle since she fell out of a tree in 1911. But she gets to see him again in 1920, when she starts to get severe pains in her stomach. Carlisle has to tell the women he loves that she has cancer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Twilight Film Parody by Abbetrix Lystrange reviews
Join in on an epic adventure with me poking just a teensy bit of fun at the Twilight Film! Rated T for naughty, naughty language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
A Taste of Reality by TuxedoUntieAshe reviews
BxE honeymoon is rudely interrupted when Bella is kidnapped by the Volturi and tortured. She retreats to her mind, unconscious. Will she ever wake up? If she does, will she pick the true reality or is her terrifying world a mere fantasy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Carlisle's Diary by Ashabagawa reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; the innermost thoughts and feelings of the Dr Man himself. What goes on in that hugely massive and gigantic watermelon of a brain of his? WARNING: May cause suffocation if read in an airtight container.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Carlisle
How Dare You by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Edward and Carlisle couldn't stand by and watch Bella die in Breaking Dawn so they took matters into their own hands and aborted the baby. Can Bella forgive them?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alice's past by charlottefran reviews
Alice's time in the Asylum, her change, Jasper and the Cullen's
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice
Let Me Go by Sky Diamonds06 reviews
On Bella's 18th birthday, she goes to the Cullen's house as Alice held the party there, she is warned by Alice not to go to Edward's room, but curiosity took over and she finds out Edward is cheating on Bella, she's bent on revenge and goes to the Volturi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella
So, Um, Yeah, I Lied by u2shay reviews
After Bella’s encounter with James, her injuries are too severe & Edward is forced to change her into a vampire. Upon waking, she realizes that he has been less than truthful about just what it means to be one of the undead. Twilight AU, Very OOC, Spoof
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Suicidal Teenager and her Sparkly Boyfriend by purple-panda95 reviews
Almost-spoof of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
The Long Weekend by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Desolation What if Edward had never gone to Italy? by labarredesavon reviews
This fanfic takes place near the end of New Moon, when Bella first sees Alice again. Alice left for Forks at the end of NM without telling anyone why she was going, so Rosalie never called Edward, so no Volturi. What happens…?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Scars by erica714 reviews
A fluff three shot that follows Edward learning the stories behind the various little scars Bella has. Full Summary inside : Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper Vs The PC by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
When inanimate objects completely hate you, then you know something's wrong. Unless it's a virus-infected PC. Then nothing's wrong, you just have to get an iMac. Jasper just has to explain to Alice and Carlisle why it's broken in the first place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jasper - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Carpe Diem by Midnight Memories reviews
To them, special powers are everything. A vampire with the ability to temporarily turn other vampires into human offers his power to the Cullen family. Alice, who doesn't remember her human years, jumps at the chance, along with some of her siblings. JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Snack Shack by Midnight Memories reviews
Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
Slipping by Pigfarts18 reviews
Charlie finds Bella covered in blood and barely breathing. What happened to her? What about the conversation he overheard between Carlisle and Rosalie? And why is Charlie suspicious of Edward? And where does Mike Newton fit in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Convalescing by chilly-hands-warm-heart reviews
Bella's injuries in the ballet studio were severe. This is the story of her recovery in Edward's POV. Angsty with doses of fluff. Canon. Read and review. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Jasper Vs The Rubix Cube by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Jasper attempts to solve a Rubix Cube...it doesn't end well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
The Laundry by simplyunwordable reviews
Pre Breaking Dawn, Post Eclipse. Edward is running an errand and Bella experiences some humerous adventure while doing household chores. two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Marching band porn by mariskaization reviews
Random oneshot. What goes on with our favorie group at a break during band practice? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Mike Newton's Crazy Dream by RaspberryBloodTablets reviews
Mike one-shot. Super random and crack-fic like. What happens when Mike falls asleep during lunch? Will there ever be a Team Mike? I certainly hope not, for Mike's sake...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Mike - Complete
The Baby Birthing Adventure by simplyunwordable reviews
All human. Epidurals, mood swings, and the joys of childbirth. Bella and Edward have quite an interesting experience at the hospital. Rated T for launguage.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Omg! Bella is pregnant! by Catherine Walker reviews
My comedy version of Breaking Dawn. Need I say more? please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Just Another Notes Story by JacobHasManTitties reviews
The title says it. This is just another notes story. It's supposed to be funny, random and rather sexual. Will Bella&Alice&Edward&Emmett be able to take over the world and enlargen team porn? Obviously OOC... Read or die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Winter Sports: Cullen Style by TWILIGHTERSx2 reviews
What will happen when the Twilight characters get new cell phones with a wicked cool texting feature? And...it SNOWED? In FORKS? This is gonna be good... by Flufferbunny37 and nightingale07 on their new bnecsddja! R&R; make us feel loved! Or try, anyway.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Side Effects by Bubbly722 reviews
What if Bella's only side effect after being bitten by James wasn't only a scar. What if she had a few more things to worry about? The writing gets better in later chapters. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
Notes, Man! by Words-To-Choke-Upon reviews
Note Passing with the Cullen's based on crazy life experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Snow Day, Game Day by Tragic Alchemy reviews
School's been snowed out, so Bella's got a day to herself. Wool socks, Disney movies, and... vampire video gamers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Too Late by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Bella was being stalked by those four men in Port Angeles. What if Edward didn't make it in time? BxE 4 evah!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Bond by mamaesme reviews
Bella was practically comatose when Edward broke her and left her in the woods. She has been hearing his voice. And now she has this burning sensation in her chest. What if it wasn't just her attitude, but something more supernatural causing all of this?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Another Twilight FanFiction by theenvylover reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Blood Drive by TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood, on PMS by TrojanTony reviews
Little Red Riding Hood isn't so innocent anymore at the age of 18, heh, heh, British humour.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2003
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Funny One Shots With the Cullens
Just a few funny little stories. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 455 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella
Forgotten reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff, but Jacob never saves her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Victoria
Secrets Come Aloft reviews
Post New Moon, pre Eclipse. Jacob gets Bella pregnant and chaos ensues. Rated K just in case.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella
Bitten reviews
Bella makes jake mad and he well...read and find out. Rated T just in case. Terribly sorry but this has been discontinued. Not enough reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete