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Author has written 22 stories for Wrestling, and Twilight.

"You can be a good person and do everything right and it doesn't guarantee you anything."-Owen Hart

Hi, I'm Tessa, and I enjoy reading, writing, wrestling, and music (I ruined my own alliteration).

I'll try and finish all of my stories eventually, but I make no guarantees. Waitin' on inspiration.


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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Talking About Socks by Entwife Incognito reviews
A bit of fluff as we await the finale. The love Jane has for his gift of socks from Lisbon is a small phenomenon in the show. It's hard to laugh when we know how much they mean to him. Lisbon talks socks to Jane, on her goodbye visit. One-shot, AU. Strong situations. If you don't like that, stop now. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unexpected Allies by Slushies And Red Vines reviews
Natalie Neidhart hates Adam Copeland with a fierceness.And vice versa. But after a forced truce, her greatest foe may become her best friend.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Edge, Natalya - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6287 - Favs: 5,904 - Follows: 4,735 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Contractually Bound by LyricalKris reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,259 - Reviews: 5425 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4778 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14502 - Favs: 11,759 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifice by Jessica237 reviews
Deeks knows damn well what he's walking into. And he knows damn well that he probably won't be walking out. Speculation fic for 4x24, based on the finale promo. Major spoilers possible. KD.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 212 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Epoch by BlueJude reviews
On the brink of death, Pony looks back on the past ten years of his life and feels sorry for all the pain and suffering he'd caused himself and his loved ones. All rights go to S. E. Hinton - The Outsiders is hers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
LITTLE VOICE by FictionallySpeaking reviews
Everything in her life doesn't make sense anymore..After the Bluebird, she was an emotional basketcase. -DEACON/RAYNA- - *This is my first story, please be kind...*
Nashville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,303 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rayna J., Deacon C. - Complete
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7292 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20086 - Favs: 11,664 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5039 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 8,238 - Follows: 9,898 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7373 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lack of Color by coldplaywhore reviews
He paints; she inspires. Together they are whole, until one day they are separated, breaking him of his soul. Five years later, she's not his. Can she be again? ExB AU AH M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unlikely Attractions by KiwiStar reviews
She's the shy, soft-spoken girl who easily faded into the background. He's the confident Superstar who was recognized everywhere he went. They were two totally different people, but can opposites really attract? John Morrison/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,661 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - John Morrison/Nitro
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren't even there. But we will remember." A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,464 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phoenix by KiyaRaven reviews
Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tequila by Malabrigo reviews
Road weary Stu Bennett stops in to a dive bar on his way to his hotel for the evening. What happens when he is the only person there?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Wade Barrett - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden by beegurl13 reviews
Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,403 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brazilian Chocolate by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
In 1994, he was an arrogant college student & she was dating his little brother. He was always haunted by the memory of her until fate brought them together again 16 yrs later. What happens when a forbidden attraction is no longer forbidden? EPOV, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Cuts and Patchwork Phoenixes by belladonnacullen reviews
When one paragraph just isn't enough... When fade to black's not an option. From planting primroses to Katniss saying "real", the expanded, hopefully inoffensive, unauthorized version. KxP, canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Me, You and My Medication by xShelliAteYourSandwichx reviews
She’s the pink haired bombshell Ted just can’t stop thinking about.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,509 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ted DiBiase Jr.
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby, You're All That I Want by xShelliAteYourSandwichx reviews
Inspired by wickedrobotics;; I never meant to hide this from her, it wasn't like I was trying to anyway. Now its her turn to decide on whether she'll stick around or walk away... Justin Gabriel/OC's
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Justin Gabriel - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Could Never Hate You by MountainAir reviews
"Being here in Peeta's arms, I feel a new appreciation for the suffering. Because with it, came this." What would happen if one morning, Peeta woke up and the hijacking no longer affected him? Takes place in Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,439 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
How Do You Hide A Child? by wickedrobotics reviews
Celeste couldn't tell him about her child. What happens when he arrives at her door with a bouquet of roses, and he hears the word Mommy from a child? Will he still love her. Wade/OC One shot.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Wade Barrett - Complete
Unexpected Delays by catesy reviews
Alice finds herself stuck in Wonderland until the mirror can be fixed. What will she and the other oysters do? Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,058 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Castaway by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
Have any of wondered what would happen if Roger and Ralph were to reunite about a year after the plane crash?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010
In Braille by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of the Beautiful Edward Challenge. A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. AH, Bella and Edward, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 295 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Salvation by Lalina reviews
A simple shopping trip turns into a horror show and a slow descent into madness for Bella, who is being held prisoner in order to save her from a vampire madman. They are convinced she is his salvation. Edward just wants to drain her. Who will win? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Avenger by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
It's time for a new type of hero...
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
If You Need Me by TJ Sparkles reviews
It was an instant decision that she was glad she'd made. Written for cherrycokerocks and justagirl8225. Lita/Christian, oneshot. Inspired by the pic Christian posted on Twitter of his surgery.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lita, Christian - Complete
Ourselves, We Find in the Sea by americnxidiot reviews
For Lisa/LASMKE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14201 - Favs: 15,169 - Follows: 8,256 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slice of Your Pie by Fille des Fleurs reviews
John Morrison is very protective of the ones he loves and won't hesistate to fight for them. Dutch apple pie is no exception. slight JoMo/OC but mostly JoMo/Pie. Note: not meant to be taken seriously.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Kisses by BittenBee reviews
Bella's truck breaks down in a storm and the only shelter in sight is a mysterious home with an equally mysterious occupant. When she thought all was hopeless in life, a flame ignites within her once more. One bite at a time. One-shot, DARK THEMES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Songs By Jericho by Sunny's Priceless Dream reviews
Jericho has plenty of songs about his co-workers.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Chris Jericho
Phantasmagoria by Malteaser reviews
You can take the Hatter out of Wonderland, but he can never quite leave it behind.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Do You Trust Me? by nineteennintytwo reviews
When she returns, Alice brings a heartbroken Margaret into Wonderland with her, where the two sisters face challenges that they never dreamed of; Margaret faces a long pregnancy, while Alice debates her feelings for a certain Hatter... OLD STORY.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Margaret M., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Angry Fan by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
I got really fed up with Ian so I decided to write it. Basically, an angry fan coughmecough makes Amy and Ian talk things out.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11313 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell the Truth by EreshkigalGirl reviews
One-shot: Alice finally gets a change to sit down and ask some more questions of Hatter--with Charlie watching it all like his favorite reality television show. Hatter back-story, and the possible origin of Mad March. Rated T for cursing and adult themes.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Twilight Saga: Midnight Snack by Sudonym reviews
This novel chronicles Charlie's view on the Twilight Saga and his main concerns in life: family and food.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Butterflies and Fire by GoforthAndConquer reviews
Alice has felt butterflies before, but she has never known what it is to burn. Until now. Alice X Hatter. Based on Syfy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5742 - Favs: 9,398 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Course We're Twins by Sunny's Priceless Dream reviews
Jericho is sure he found his long lost twin. Christian isn't too sure though. But the "doctor" confirms it.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Chris Jericho, Christian - Complete
To Chris a Predator by suspect tomatoes reviews
Why don't you have a seat? Jericho one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chris Jericho - Complete
New Love? by UnbelievinglyRandom reviews
Maria has a crush on one Mr.Jeff Hardy that so happens to have a girlfriend. What happens when Jeff likes her too... what about beth. Jeff/Maria mentions of other couples. I chaged my name from Miss.FanFiction to RandomlyAwsomer
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,562 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Maria, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 659 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paranoia by suspect tomatoes reviews
It's a king that we put up there. Edge one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edge - Complete
Herbal Edgesence by suspect tomatoes reviews
You can't exactly deny it - the guy's got awesome hair. Edge one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edge - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Kitschisme reviews
A collab with the lovely Rosette-Cullen: Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sharp Teeth and Sweet Revenge by missbluejuju reviews
The comb is jealous of the hands. Pre-Twilight. Edward's comb's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can't You Feel The Weight of My Stare by gabarella-chan reviews
"Why are you doing this?" I asked, fully aware of him pinning me to the wall. "Because, you're mine," he breathed. That would have been true if I didn't already belong to Phil. Jeff/Maria.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jeff Hardy, Maria - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Hail Jericho by Failure Turtle reviews
Jericho seems to think he posesses a higher power. Let's count how many times Jericho says "Shawn Michaels." One shot feat. Jericho, HBK, Cena, Edge, Lilian, Batista
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Jerich Oh No by Failure Turtle reviews
Chris Jericho throws a hissy fit with his wardrobe stylist because his ring attire isn't sparkly enough. one shot
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Chris Jericho - Complete
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Hung Up and Overdue reviews
Edward Cullen, the single parent of an autistic child, has been struggling for years. What happens when he meets Isabella Swan, the new learning support teacher at his son's school? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Edward, Bella
Back and Forth reviews
It's Edge's big night. He is getting inducted into the Hall of Fame. So what will happen when someone who he has not seen in years decides to show up? Edge/Lita, one-shot
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Edge, Lita - Complete
Oh, Lord reviews
Natalya Neidhart receives the news about her latest gimmick and she's not pleased, to say the least.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Natalya, Tyson Kidd - Complete
Shady Grove reviews
1861: Married off at sixteen, widowed at eighteen, Isabella Swan decides to get away, to find something she's been looking for. That, however, is much easier said than done. But with the help of one Edward Cullen, will she be able to find happiness? B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Take It Away reviews
Katrina Hart wanted to make her own legacy, not relish off of her family's or dwell on her father's death. Most don't take her seriously, not including her friends and later, one usual punk of a wrestler. CM Punk/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,400 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - CM Punk
So Mystifying reviews
She was all he ever wanted and the only thing he would never be able to have. There were too many obstacles he needed to overcome. But if it meant being with her, he would do anything...Wade Barrett/OC/John Cena
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wade Barrett, John Cena
Accused of Love reviews
Sometimes, he said the wrong thing. But this time, it wasn't wrong and Amy didn't know how to act... One-shot, Edge/Lita
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edge, Lita - Complete
If I Fell reviews
In the past, he had always been so sure of everything. But then she happened and his life, his world, would never be the same...Wade Barrett/OC
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Wade Barrett - Complete
Christmas In Canada reviews
When some unwanted guests come for Christmas, it's Adam's job to get them out. But how? Humor one-shot featuring Edge, Christian, Y2J, and Lita...
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edge, Chris Jericho - Complete
Echo reviews
Adam had thought that he would never see Amy involved with the WWE after she left. But then again, she was always full of surprises... Edge/Lita, one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edge, Lita - Complete
Popcorn and Log Rides reviews
On their day off, Edge and Christian decide to go to the local amusement park. But, of course, there's always one unwanted person who tags along: Jericho...
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edge, Christian - Complete
A Mirror To The Moon reviews
Bella Swan, a teenage mother of a two year old, was shunned by her father when she had her baby. When she meets Edward Cullen, a beloved author, her world gets turned upside down, her life forever changed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,611 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Messy Affair reviews
There is no type of food/condiment that Matt Hardy hates more than mustard...So why can't everyone just leave him alone?
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Matt Hardy - Complete
Change Of Heart reviews
Jeff was the king of high school. He was among the best of the best...until it all came crashing down. Through the pain, both physical and mental, he can turn to only one person. *Jeria*
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Jeff Hardy, Maria
With Thighs So Wide reviews
One question needs answered: Is Chris Jericho still a sexy beast?
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Chris Jericho - Complete
Birthday Surprises reviews
*For TJ Sparkles* It probably only happened because of him, but in some cases, no birthdays turn out how you expect it in the Motor City. Alex Shelley/OC
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alex Shelley - Complete
Ticket To Ride reviews
Songs by British people never appealed to her. Unless the person singing them was a certain Canadian. Natalya/Edge
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Natalya, Edge - Complete
Punk's Beloved Pepsi reviews
CM Punk has to go twenty-four hours without the one thing he can't part with: Pepsi. How will he possibly survive?
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/5/2010 - CM Punk, Ashley Massaro - Complete
All Hail Zack Ryder reviews
We all know about the Edgeheads, the Peeps, the Jerichoholics. Well, Zack Ryder now has the Zackians.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Zack Ryder - Complete
An Extreme Love reviews
When Maria is unsure of whether or not Jeff will make it through a life threatening injury, how will she be able to cope?
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Maria, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Cena's Secrets reviews
No one would ever try to fool John Cena. No one, that is, except one person.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - John Cena - Complete
War Of The Fans reviews
Tessa hated Hulk Hogan and John Cena, but how far will they go when they realize that one person isn't a fan?
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - John Cena, Edge - Complete