Wolf von der nordlichen Sterne
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Joined 04-10-09, id: 1896927, Profile Updated: 05-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, and Harry Potter.

About Me: Not sure what to say...to my friends im known as the hyperactive spaz...oh I know. I'm in college at the moment working on my vet tech degree, i have a 17 yr old cat and a 2 yr old pittbull/ italian grey hound mix, my ADHD makes me entertaining, and i plan on getting a nissan skyline GT-R with full body kit

I love techno, my friends, my family, to watch movies, travel, read(depends on the book), going to theme parks is the best i just love coasters, and i recently found i love ATV's...(3 hours later)...vampires, I'm infatuated with werewolf's.. the cute ones like in van helsing not harry potter, i grew up a Disney/Warner brother kid, want to be able to go to every Disney park around the world. ohh and if you can get past my hyper and clingy(that's after I get to know you really well) yet shy at times self congrates most people(one friend inperticular -_-) when they first meet me question my sanity. But whats life without a little fun right. Here is another way of putting it: I'm 22, feel 14, and act 6...you figure it out.

FAVORITE SAYING'S:

"someone once said we like ppl for what they can do, but we love them for for what they cant"

"Let me remind you why you once feared the dark"

"talking to you made me relize something. i would rather be in a room of pregnant ladies holding a bar of chocolate at least then i would know what they wanted from me."

"There’s no guarantee of coming back, but passing on… that’s dead certain"

FAVORITE SHOWS:

Blue Collar tv,Comedy Central Presents, Mind of Mencia, krod mandune, cruesoe, who's line is it anyway, south park, doctor who is the best, torchwood, ripleys believ it or not, lots of shows on animal planet... thats all i got at the moment.

FAVORITE BOOKS:

twilight saga(i dont care what u say, the books were good. the movies sucked something awful though), host, vampire diaries, night world, vampire academy, the mercy Thompson series. God the list goes on, i cant remember lots of titles.

FAVORITE MOVIES:

howls moving castle, castle of cagliastro, totoro, castle in the sky, kiki delivery service,spirited away, the cat returns, the mask of Zorro, the mask, lord of the rings 1-3, death race, the cat in the hat (new one), Shaun of the dead, the emperors new grove, Robots, shrek saga, balls of fury, covenant, underworld 1, van helsing, pirates of the caribbean saga, mummy saga, history of the world pt.1, blazing sadles, robin hood men in tights, spaceballs, narnia 1-2, Vampires suck, basically this is another long ass list and this is my way of being lazy.

Pick up lines...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Not as much as it's going to hurt when i brake your nose.

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


I LIKE MAN BASHING SO LETS HAVE SOME!!!

Men are like...

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.

Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted several times.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. Because they're all pigs.

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Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone reviews
when Harry was dropped on the doorstep of the Dursley household he was not alone. Hagrid had brought another, a little girl, the sister of Harry. together they face the hardships of life and together they find their future. This i s a movie/book cross with a little more humor and an added character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - OC
Pitch Black: Alana Thompson reviews
Follow Alana as she traverses the desert world with the rest of our heros. See as she manages to annoy every adult she meets. OC movie insert. Rated T for rare us of naughty words. NOT Riddick/oc
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Riddick - Complete