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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1897137, Profile Updated: 02-13-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I am a U.S. Army veteran that is now studying computer engineering. I was first introduced to this site by my roommate in Korea. Writing has always been a hobby of mine, and my preferred creative outlet. I had quite a few ideas in mind for stories, but military life had a way of keeping me just a little too busy. I am happy to say, thanks to my recent discharge (honorable), I have more time to devote to writing.

I would like to note that JAJMEA is just a joke and not a solid measure of my writing. The whole goal of the story was simply humor and nothing more. Any other stories I write will most likely be more serious, have better character development, and have a plot thicker than intergalatic dust clouds.

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The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,618 - Follows: 12,131 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat by Ol'Velsper reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - ShirĊ E., Archer - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Fourth Ninja Great War by Fortissimo reviews
In the wake of Naruto's graduation, the world is strife with conflict. Admist death and destruction, Naruto will ascend to greatness... or die trying. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,062 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Kamikaze no Naruto by Dominion0080 reviews
Naruto discovers something about himself at a young age which will change his life forever as he rides the winds of destiny.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
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Team 5 reviews
A conspiracy orchestrated by an unknown force causes a series of events that lead to the making of one additional rookie team. A Sensei with a sordid past, a wielder of a rare and strange bloodline, a genius with an unknown father, and a fighter with a noble goal come together to make Team Five, Konoha's first genin Infiltration and Sabotage Team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 221,190 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/3/2012
Jones' and James' Most Execellent Adventure reviews
Shameless self-insert into the Naruto universe. We give it to the Naruto universe doggy style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete