Author has written 15 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
LOOK HERE! November 02, 2012
Wow. I wasn't aware I've been out that long. I was supposed to take only a few months break. I'm so ashamed of myself. I ought to be hanged. 'Nyways. Been lurking in the USUK Fandom ( Hetalia ) for weeks now. And I've been thinking of posting a few fics upon my coming out. I know it's too sudden, but to those who had been reading my other works, fear not for I will also add new stories. As soon as I got my arse moving, that is.
I'm still alive, but unfortunately I won't be posting stories for awhile-- But I will... someday. I apologize for my uselessness, I do not have any reasons for doing such atrocity, but I will try my best to supply you guys with any story I could find.
I've finally made my Ao3 Accound, he goes by the name; Epicaricacy, but do not worry, I will still be posting here.
How to reach me?
... Are you a SasuNaru Fan like me?? ...
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... Come join us... The DARK side has YAOI ...
... December 22, 2009 ...
... I am bored... ...
... Drop dead bored... ...
Are you a Seme or an Uke?
Take THIS Quiz to find out!
You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Y U U R A M
... Complete Stories ...
Pairing : YuuRam
Summary: What if Sara said those words? "Stop your heart beat" And Wolfram, who was under the spell followed, will Yuri stop Sara before his beloved died? Dreams!
... Incomplete Stories ...
... The Blue Moon ...
Pairing : YuuRam
Summary: Yuuri Shibuya, the new detective in town, is sent to uncover the infamous assassin Blue Full Moon’s real identity. Wolfram von Bielefeld, the mysterious emerald eyed teen who was Yuuri’s classmate, can Yuuri uncover the reason behind Wolfram’s indifference while solving the mystery behind every assassination?
Y U U R A M
... Future Fictions ...
... (The Portal (May change.) ...
Summary: It was just like any other normal day, but something happened (Courtesy of a very bored Shinou), and now the Blood Pledged Castle has to deal with a mischievous, trouble maker Heika and his shy beloved fiance.
... ((Amnesia)) CHANGED TO "TICKING CLOCK" ...
Pairing: Tired of waiting Wolfram von Bielefeld asked for a two weeks leave, but something happened on the way, can Yuuri deal with the pain of knowing his best friend will never return?
- This story is already posted, further changes of plans will be mentioned on the next update. This was also sudden, I just found this old baby of mine on my Email and decided to post it too.
Y U U R A M
I just found this from someones profile and I decide to pick it too..
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
Re post this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely re post the ones that apply to you.
I've put the ones that apply to me in bold
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
If you die, I'll kill you!
I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call. (Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood-Trigun)
My name is Vash the stampede!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!
Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!
YAOI: I rape because i care.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and that is some crazy shit.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away…and you’ll have their shoes!
“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”
“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.”
“Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.”
I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.
“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I’m not scared…but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker…funny thing is, we don’t have a coffee maker.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.
I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.
Fiction is the only way to distress or let disappear someone you really hate, legally.--So what was your name?
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Trying is the first step toward failure
if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Mind like parachute - only function when open
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.
Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes...
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"
"We all go a little mad sometimes"
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
An Elegant Suicide Is The Ultimate Work Of Art.
"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"
"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
Free insults, come get yours.
"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
To be thoroughly conversant with a man's heart, is to take our final lesson in the iron-clasped volume of despair.
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
I couldn't resist...
If you have ever spent an entire day just thinking, paste this in your profile.
If you are a complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.
If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall and still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (my brother tackled me...), Koinu-chan329 (I haven't figured it out yet...)Silver Simplicity(damn flip-flops on schools stairs...like THREE times...and sometimes just cuz I'm clumsy)
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo’s Blue Pen (Can you say dominoes?) Koinu-chan329 (Two words: London's Underground. Two more words: One summer. Two more words: Super fast stop. oh, that was three Last words I promise: Looked like morons.) Silver Simplicity (Remember that incident with the flip-flops on the school stairs? Grabbed Jordan's shirt and he came with me)