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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1897287, Profile Updated: 08-19-10
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Hey, everybody! If you're reading this, then you probably want to know some stuff about me.

Name: Shelby

Age: 19 Finally!

Location: Yeah right, like I'm gonna tell you.

Random info: College sophmore! Employed by campus dining services. Likes to hang out with friends (when they're actually available), and have fun. Still watchs cartoons. Loves playing Kingdom Hearts, and many other videogames (but mostly Kingdom Hearts). Likes to read, draw, web surf, and write.

Wow...I'm not very exciting, am I? Oh well! Please read my stories and review. Burns are not only excepted but appreciated. I need all the help I can get! Trust me, you won't hurt my feelings.


One of my friends told me to put quotes on here, so...here you go. We're weird, I know. LOL!

My Random Quotes:

While at Giant Eagle on one of those heart rate-measuring machine things: "Wow, it says prehypertention." ~Mandy (my little sister, she's 14)
"Can't that lead to diabetes?" ~Me (I was kidding.)
"OH NO, I have diabetes!" ~Mandy
A couple of weeks later: "Ew, chicken again. I'm going to become a vegatarian." ~Mandy
"Mandy, you hate vegetables." ~Me
"Then I'll be a fruitatarian." ~Mandy
Yet again, about a week later: "Gah, I'm so fat!" ~
"Mom, did you know Mandy was a fat vegan diabetic?" ~Me

"What if you where this size?" ~My friend Mike holding an OPEN umbrella in front of his...private area
"Wow, a boyfriend and a tampon!" ~Me (Don't ask--I don't know.)

"It's not even the good part of his stomach!" ~Me complaining about Seifer's outfit in KH2--I mean, it totally misses his abs! If he's going to show some skin, at least let it be the part we want to see.

"Jeez, who shoved a Keyblade up your ass?" ~Me (It was for a story.)

"You're so cute, Shelby." ~My friend Bell after I said something that made her laugh
"I'm not cute!" ~Me
"Yeah, you are. I Just want to sqeeze you." ~Bell

"How about Abraham Lincoln?" ~Me while taking a Government test
"But we wrote that for the last question we didn't know." ~My best friend Amber (It was a partner test.)
"Well, it's got to be right eventually." ~Me

"You know, if you did your homework, you wouldn't be failing." ~Me
"Yeah, I just don't feel like it." ~My best friend Amanda
rolls eyes "So you'd rather take the class again? You are one strange kid." ~Me

"Mom, we finally named the spider that lives in the mail box. His name is George." ~Me

"I'm leaving." ~My Mom
"Okay...wait." ~Me (but she left before she heard me)
"Hey, did Mom just leave?" ~Mandy
"Yeah, but she won't get very far." ~Me
"Why?" ~Mandy
"Because her keys are right there on the table." ~Me

"Amanda, I'm kinda standing outside your house...staring at your bedroom window. I know you're there; pick up the phone. Oh, come on, I could hear it ringing from all the way out here." ~Me leaving a voice mail while trying to pick Amanda up from her house (She sleeps like a log, by the way.)

"And as you can see, the Andrameda galaxy is moving away from our Milkyway galaxy. Maybe it's lacktose intolerant." ~a guy on a video we were watching in Astronomy class. No joke, he actully said it.

at the top of her lungs: "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE AH-WHOOOO!" ~Amanda, summoning the "god of precipitation" in an attempt to get a snow day (This is a regular ritual. -_-;)

"I need an excuse to get out of marching band today." ~Me
"How about a dentist appointment?" ~Amanda
"No, I used that one last week." ~Me

"No, I'm not from this planet. I came from Jupitar." ~Me
"Cool, then I came from Mars." ~Mandy
"You can't come from Mars. Amanda's from Mars. You can be from Pluto." ~Me
"But that's not even a planet." ~Mandy
"No, it's a Disney character." ~Me
"I came from Mickey Mouse's pet dog?" ~Mandy (That's not exactly what she said, but it was something like that. I can't really remember anymore.)

"Shelby, you spelled 'definitely' wrong." ~Amanda
"What, and this surprises you?" ~Me (I can't spell to save my life. Spell check is my best friend.)
"Not really, but it's bugging me." ~Amanda the grammer freak (BTW, she even criticized my spelling of 'grammar.')
"Well, I wouldn't want to upset her almighty Queen of Grammer." ~Me

"I want a taco." ~Me
"But it's 9:30 at night." ~Amanda
"But it sounds good!" ~Me
a couple minutes later: "Mom, we're going to Taco Bell. Shelby's having a 9:41 taco craving." ~Amanda

"You need to highlight every important fact. There's a reason they call me the highlighter nazi." ~My old history teacher

"Kids say they don't want to do their homework. That's fine--don't do it. You have the right to fail. It's up to you. If you don't like it, go make a pot." ~My crazy german teacher telling people to get with it or go take an art class

"I'm the King of Kingdom Hearts." ~My cousin Evan (He thinks he's good.)
"The King? Dude, you're ninty hours into it, at level twenty eight, and you still have the kingdom key. No wonder you can't beat Demyx." ~Me

"Riku's in my party! Party party party-harty!" ~Amanda singing a song when Riku joined her party at the end of KH2

"MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!" ~Bell, she screams this at random video game bosses. she even wrote it in someone's yearbook

Amanda tries to steal my food: "Leave it!" ~Me
"But, look at me. I'm withering away to nothing. I'm starving...are you going to let me die?" ~Amanda
"Yesterday, when we told you you looked underfed, you tried to tell us you had plenty of fat. You just want my food." ~Me
"But I'm starving." ~Amanda. (This is a daily lunch conversation.)

"It's a learning deficency. It's called 'I CAN'T FREAKIN SPELL!'"~Me

We say things that are funnier than this stuff. Unfortunately, I have a very short memory span. (This section has been grammar edited by Amanda, so that you may actually understand what you're reading. XDDDD JK, but seriously, nesseccarily, Shelby? It's necessarily, for future references.)


If any of you read Trapped then you might be wondering why I chose those words as the last names for Riku and Sora. Well here's why:

Hinata (Sora) - it means 'sunshine' (depending on the dictionary you are looking at. Sometimes it means 'a sunny place') I chose this one for Sora because Sora means sky and the sun is in the sky. Plus the sun gives off light, and Sora is the hero of the light. (this will also be Roxas's last name if they are brothers in any of the stories.)

Yogore (Riku) - it means 'dirt' (can also mean 'dirty' or 'grime' but that's not what I was going for) Since Riku means 'land' it's only fitting that his last name is something that is found on the land.

These are the last names for Naminé, Roxas, ans Kairi:

Himeno (Kairi) – it means ‘the one princess.’ With Kairi being a Princess of heart this name just seemed to fit her. (This will also be Naminé’s last name if they are sisters in any of the stories.)

Makkuro (Roxas) – it means ‘(jet) black’. I chose this because Roxas is the dark side of Sora’s heart, or as many call him ‘Sora’s Shadow.’

Masshiro (Naminé) – it means ‘white’ or ‘white snow.’ This seems to fit perfectly. (to me anyway) Naminé always dresses in white and her room was white, so it made sense.

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As If We'd Just Gone To Buy Milk by sunflowerb reviews
Life Resumes, sorta. Post KH2 oneshots and drabbles about life back on the islands. Humor,friendship, with implied sokai 26. Final Chapter: They sit there and laugh as if nothing has changed, because everything has changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
The Princess & The Slacker by Mimi-sama reviews
Princess Naminé came to the Twilight Kingdom to marry Prince Roxas, and become his Queen. She didn't expect to meet his brother, the carefree and bizarre Prince Sora, and fall helplessly and entirely in love with him... RoxNamSorKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,254 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naminé, Sora
Friendship Week by MiniTav reviews
Its Frienship Week in South Park Elementary. He's on a sure path to losing with only one pair able to win from each class, so Cartman will have to play his worst tricks yet again. But how can he split up the closest in the class, Kyle and Stan?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Beyond Remedy by 666-Nightmare Child-666 reviews
Six teenagers, all of them diagnosed with a certain phobia. They check into a speacial institute within a deserted hospital. And the methodes of cure are deadly. YAOI! Style with a little bit of Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,766 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Shakespeare and Cupcakes by crocious reviews
Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
BikeCurious by Passion Scarlett reviews
Kyle has something he needs to tell Stan. Stan jumps to conclusions. Rated for mild language.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of South Park by The Truth's Lie reviews
...It's exactly what you think it is.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Disturbia by CreekBunnyStyle reviews
The beats, the bodies, the drinks, the drugs, the addiction. Once you go in, will you come out the same? Disturbia, it's like the darkness is the light. Sex, drug use, drinking, death, addiction, imprisonment, insanity. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Butters S.
FREE FOR ALL ACT by CreekBunnyStyle reviews
in the year 2020, stan and friends must fight their way through the murderous Divided States Of Cartmania for freedom. T for now, WILL go up in later chapters. pairings will include, Bunny, Creek, Style,Ike Kindergarden Goth and one sided cutters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
There Is a Destiny That Makes Us Brothers by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
Roxas and Naminé are separated from Sora and Kairi as part of a dark plot to destroy all worlds. The four, along with Riku, must work together to save it. But one question remains: what sort of destiny can there be for someone who wasn't meant to exist?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
When You Get What You Want by Rendered Heartless reviews
It isn't always easy gettin what you want. Especially when everything seems to stand in way, tempting you and ruining what you finally think you have. Sora/Kairi/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Kairi, Sora
Kingdom Hearts Darkness Rising by Skyline13 reviews
DPKH xover/1 year after KH2 When Mr. and Mrs. Manson send Sam to Destiny Islands to get her away from Danny, they don't realise that they might be sending her to a world more dangerous then theirs. How will this play out? DxS SoraxKairi implied RikuxSam
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Riku, Sam M.
Baby Face by Happy Lil' Tidbit reviews
Uh, no. N-O. We are not keeping this kid. Got it memorized?" he said, waving his arms around for emphasis. "But Axel," Roxas said, turning away from the rescued baby for just a second to send Axel a look of I'm-Already-Attached. "I think he needs me."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts by fudge poptart reviews
Collection of humorous and odd oneshots. If there are any pairings, they're probably SoKai or RoxNam. Story 9: Axel visits a shrink. It doesn't bode well. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Have Keyblade, Will Travel by Dainty-Devil reviews
Kairi really, really, really wants to come along on Sora and Riku's next adventure. Sora and Riku really, really, really don't. Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sora, Riku
KH: IM by Draikinator reviews
All the Kingdom Hearts characters share an internet chatroom. What sort of shenanigans can they get into? Why does Sora think Zexion is pooh? Why does the Riku clone have the keys to the freezer? Read and find out! Originally published on deviantart
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sora
Playing For Keeps by FlikFreak reviews
An accident sends Neku back into the Reaper's Game, but this time it's about more than missions or even survival. Neku knows these new creatures aren't noise, and a certain keyblade-wielding boy may hold the answers for him...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,474 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Neku S. - Complete
Guy Love by Hazza137 reviews
When AkuRoku fangirls come to The World That Never Was, Roxas and Axel must stand up to them and come to terms with their Guy Love. Oneshot born from crack and Scrubs love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Check Yes or No by sunflowerb reviews
Deer kairi who do yoo like betur me or riku chek yes or no' The problem, besides the spelling, was that it wasn't a yes or no question. Kairi wasn't quite sure how to answer...preKH.postKH2...sokai fluff.oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
I Wanna be a Pirate by Jediempress reviews
Tomorrow is offically International Talk like a Pirate Day! I'm serious. Soooo.... Sora's gonna drive everyone crazy, savvy? It's a bit early but who cares?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Luck by sunflowerb reviews
What kind of luck do you get when you find a five leaf clover on friday the 13th? Sora's about to find out. He's gonna need it. Hey, it's him vs. Riku and Kairi's lips are the prize...oneshot SxK fluff, minor RoxasxNamine, minor implied onesided RikuxKair
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Did it Hurt? by Skitts reviews
Riku tries to flirt with Sora. Sora takes it far too literally. Hilarity ensues. [onsided RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dark empty abyss by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Riku's trying to angst. Sora's not helping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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Finding Axel reviews
Oneshot. What happens when our hero and his Nobody find out it's possible the Organization members regained their hearts? Well read and find out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
A Typical Date With Sora reviews
You never know what'll happen when you're on a date with Sora. Luckily, Kairi was prepared for anything! Oneshot SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Prom Night That Never Was reviews
Prom...it was supposed to be the best night of his life, or so he thought. *It's not depressing, I promise* Sokai. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Trapped reviews
I was stuck in a room with no way out and nothing to do but reflect on my reason for being in here to begin with. Sora's POV. One shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
A Guy's Slumber Party reviews
Riku was skeptical about the words "slumber party". It just sounded girly. But, as Sora reminded him, what else are you going to call a bunch of guy's hanging out and spending the night at one of their homes. Oneshot. Sokai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete