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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, Simpsons, Twilight, House, M.D., and Bleach.

For The Hand Fate Dealt Me, Chapter 10 Of Spaghetti, Carrots, and Pizza

These are the lyrics mentioned in ch 10, Disgustipated by Tool, and also a link so you can listen to it too. It's kinda a long song, but what I talked about in the chapter only has to deal with the first half of the song so you don't have to sit through all the cricket chirping in the middle of the song. The cricket chirping lasts 7 minutes and 1 second in most versions until it gets to the second half of the song, although the second half of the song wasn't necessary for ch 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcUxHOF6D8g

And the angel of the lord came unto me.
Snatching me up from my place of slumber,
And took me on high,
And higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a Vast farmland of our own mid-west.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the soil
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged:
"Angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me: "these are the cries
Of the carrots. the cries of the carrot.
you see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them,
it is the holocaust."
and I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat with the tears of one million Terrified brothers and roared:
"hear me now, I have seen the light.
they have a consciousness!
they have a life!
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses.
save our brothers.
can I get an Amen.
can I get a hallelujah.
thank you, Jesus."


These are my stories and the inspiration behind them. Set in no particular order, except I kept the Twilight with the Twilight, HP with HP, Bleach with the Bleach and House, M.D. all by it's lonesome. They say one is the loneliest number. singing "One is the loneliest number that there ever was..." looks around "No one was watching, right? RIGHT?" o.O

1. "How to Save a Life"
This is my first ever House, M.D. fanfiction. I got the idea while I was at my boring part time job, forced to listen to The Blend (AKA a stupid XM radio station). The song How to Save a Life by the Fray came on and it's like, what if I did a fiction about House. So it kinda mirrored my disgruntled reaction at the season finale for Season Five, when I thought it was going to be the last season ever. Thank God I was wrong about that!

2. "Leah, Tall and Strong"
My above listed Major story. As a Leah/Nahuel, I got the idea when I felt sorry for Leah at the end of Breaking Dawn. I wanted her to have her own happy ending so I decided to give it to her. It just takes a while to get there.

3. "Hurt"
Marcus/Didyme. Marcus trying to live while his one true love and soul mate couldn't. I got this idea while listening to Hurt when sung by Johnny Cash. I sat with the idea mulling around in my head, and rough ideas written down on paper for hours before I could get to a computer. Another one of my better fics.

4. "The Last Night"
Alice/Jasper. The night they met, how I think it might have happened. Based on Skillet's The Last Night. I was bored in school and had the outline all down on paper before I got to my computer at home.

5. "Whispers in the Dark"
Carlisle/Esme. This is what I think was going through Carlisle's and Esme's (And sometime Edward's) minds when Carlisle decided to save Esme. Set to Skillet's Whispers in the Dark. I got the idea for this around the same time as I got the idea for "The Last Night"

6. "Brawn, Not Brain"
Emmett. I got sick of the whole "Emmett is a moron" theme so decided to write this short 420 word essay on Emmet and what he thinks of the wrap he gets.

7. "Betrayal of the Worst Sort"
I was reading Bella/Jasper fics and saw that throughout all of them, Bella and Jasper got together pretty quickly after Edward and Alice betrayed them. I wanted to see if I could change that. Maybe I can, maybe I can't. Who knows?

8. "Whiskey Lullaby"
Another song fiction I thought of in the morning when I heard the story. Harsh words are said, people leave. I wanted to know what happens when you can't take those words back. I found out people get hurt.

9. "You Belong With Me"
A story from Jacob Black's view point I got the idea for by reading Future Mrs Lauren Cullen's story "You Belong With Me Twilight Remix". I used her lyrics, with her full permission, for the story. Enjoy.

10. "Harry Potter Meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs"
Harry/Hermione. I got the idea for this story when I decided to mix my two favorite topics (at the time) Harry Potter and NCIS. I am currently stick at chapter seven because I can't decide to make the chapter before or after he found her.

11. "More Than A Memory"
Kind of Harry/Hermione, although Hermione is dead through most of it. This idea came while I was listening to More Than a Memory by Garth Brooks. Originally Harry wasn't supposed to kill Hermione, he was supposed to walk into her decimated house, but I like the way it turned out much better. One of my better fics, even with the death and other sensitive topics.

12. "Do You Believe Me Now?"
A anti-George (Weasley)/Ziva David while a Ziva David/Tony DiNozzo fic. This was my first attempt at a mixing of Harry Potter and NCIS, although why it was I don't know. It was my first time in fanfiction other than Harry Potter and part of me didn't want to let it go yet, I guess.

13. "Fighting Fire with Fire"
Another Harry/Hermione fiction. This idea came from Garth Brooks' Standing Outside the Fire about Harry and his all consuming love for Hermione. I tried to portray the love that Harry could feel, that Voldemort could not.

14. "Five Little Words"
My first (and probably last) Lily/Severus fiction. This idea came to me while I was on, like the first page of re-reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. I was reviewing Petunia's hate for all things magical, which brought me to Snape's memories, which brought me to the scene by the lake in Snape's memory from Order of the Phoenix, which led me to this. I hope you all like it.

15. "Harry Potter and his Curse of the Clothes"
I was on the computer while my brother was watching The Simpsons and BOOM!! This happened. Enjoy!

16. "Busy Being Faublous"
Another work induced story! This time for Harry Potter. I was listening to Busy Being Fabulous by the Eagles when the thought for an Anti Ginny/Harry story popped up. It's how Harry and his daughter break away from Ginny. With help from Hermione of course!

17. "Getting Him Back"
A Luna/Harry fan fiction where Luna actually gets angry for once. And for good reason.

18. "Only Time Could"
Just a short 500 word snapshot of the moment after the end of my version of a final battle of Harry and Voldemort. A Harry/Hermione story.

19. "Closet Space"
A hurt/comfort fic for my newest obsession, Bleach! Yay! I wanted badly to do a hurt/comfort fic that showed the gentler side of my favorite character. I'm trying to keep the story mysterious and not give too much away, so the characters labled aren't the MAIN characters, though they do have important roles.

20. "Scatter, Senbonzakura!"
An Ichi/Ruki story. I wondered what would happen if Ichigo would ever have to face Byakuya without Zangetsu by his side and this is what came of it. Lots of humor, I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

21. "Never Become a Grim Reaper"
I once read a Harry Potter fanfic that gave me the idea for this. I don't remember the name of said HP fic, or even where I read it but I think I did just as good of a job with this fic. Poor George, he really needs a job change.

22. "That's Too Bad"
Just came to me while I was sitting here. I wanted to write something short and kinda poetic. Set in Rukia's POV it's about her relationship with Ichigo. IchiRuki for the win!!!


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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 264 - Words: 89,374 - Reviews: 5474 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/23/2009
a fish by pyrat-xo reviews
To stand back up every time life bowls you over; to be relentless and adaptive, unyielding in your conviction. Yachiru becomes a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yachiru K. - Complete
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,607 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Bruised and Bleeding by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella is brutally abused by her father, Charlie, while her mother, Renee, sits and watches. Then she meets the new boy, Edward, and he knows somethings not right. will Edward find out about her secret before its too late? Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Here Comes Goodbye by aerc712 reviews
Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,407 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Fandom Chatroom by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
Here's a silly story about what happens when all your favorite characters get together and chat on the internet...just like we do!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Untitled: Because No One Cares by Justagirl28 reviews
... My heart sank into my stomach. What kind of cruel joke was this? I have finally imprinted, only to find his heart would never be mine, he was taken.. . Chapter 24 extended slightly. . .sorry I am grammatically challenged lol!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,352 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
A Halloween Gift by lalunaticscribe reviews
October the Thirty-first. Byakuya, tired of Renji's pleading for less work, gives him a gift from WIFE....Trick or treat? Ink or extra work? His choice. Not yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Choosing Love by Twilighter31 reviews
Sequel to Losing Love. Edward and Alice are back. How will Bella deal with Edward wanting to win back her heart. Will Bella go back to Edward? What's wrong with Alice's visions? JasperxBella fic. MUST READ LOSING LOVE FIRST! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nightingale by Fourth Time's the Charm reviews
Rukia is married to Renji, but she is in love with the man who lives in the house next to her's, Ichigo Kurosaki. An adaptation of the poem Laustic. Ichigo/Rukia
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Double Dog Dare by The Purple Critic reviews
Renji has an interesting dare for Ichigo Rated T for safety
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Small Town Horror by Thomas Orion reviews
A Gunnery Sergeant turns up dead in the small town of Forks, Washington. The NCIS team is called out to investigate. Unfortunately after finding the remains mauled by some sort of wild dog the NCIS team is about to uncover more than they bargained for...
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Three Things by e-clair 06 reviews
Harry has three things he wants to tell Hermione. Post DH, pre epilogue. Friendship only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Major Whitlock by indigotwinkle reviews
One day Jasper is sitting in History class... one-shot random nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Sun by Volturi-Love reviews
Marcus finds Didyme in the most random of places, and he's not sure if she's real or not. After all, she's been dead for over 2000 years. Just an idea i got from Breaking Dawn. No longer Oneshot. R&R, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
my girl 2 by rebelangel566 reviews
this is a sequel to my first story "my girl" its harry's pov about him and hermione and about how he wants her all to him self.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Rainbow Zebra: An ode to Vampire Bella by Master of the Boot reviews
This is an AU story. You've probably seen a lot of stories with Edward as the human and Bella as the vampire, but you've never seen it like this before. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
my girl by rebelangel566 reviews
first story ever please be nice! harry's view on him and hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Apples of Discord by thunder skies reviews
“I. Hate. Being. Pregnant!” My sister punctuates each word by flinging an apple directly at my head. Not the way I would have solved the problem, but I don’t question her logic any more. A sideshot to "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me." Nahuel and Mary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Nahuel - Complete
The Life of Harry Potter and Hermione's part in it by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from an old man that changes her and Harry's world completely. another of the older stories written a while ago, I hope you enjoy it. r & r H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,421 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Belong With Me Twilight Remix by Future Mrs Lauren Cullen reviews
Jake thinking about Bella Original song ownded by Taylor Swift
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Is It, Really? by Pink.And.Black.Converse reviews
Sequel to An Empath's Emotions. Finally, someone understands. And at long last, Jasper isn't alone. He can understand what it truly means. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Twilight in Princeton by Jazelle1996 reviews
House gets called upon to help a sick Bella while she and Edward check out Princeton Univ. House gets a bit more involved with the clan, and he's wondering if they can help him. House a vampire? SEQUEL ENTITLED FULL MOON IN PRINCETON.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - G. House, Edward - Complete
Coffee Shop Special by texasfaith89 reviews
While on his normal coffee run, Gibbs comes across something unusual. Harry Potter is in the States with the Dursleys on vacation. Rated T for violence/child abuse. Prequel to "Return to England".
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Explosion by Phoenix Jasmine Lee reviews
Emotions are a volatile, explosive game. They're fickle. When Bella and Jazz are left all alone because of their loves's fickle emotions, Bella becomes a prisoner to her own feelings. Only Jazz can help her through this pain- this explosion of emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
86 Ways to Torture andor Annoy House by PhantomWriter2.0 reviews
These are my 86 ways to torture and/or annoy the infamous Dr. Gregory House. Rated T because of Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - G. House
The Art Of Deception by Kyla45 reviews
But then, there was only ever one person who could see through him no matter what. Oneshot. Rukia & Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Happy Banana Muffin Day! by huddykoala reviews
House gives Cuddy a banana muffin. Huddy. First fic in English, so... Be nice.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Unprepared Battles by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
They’d destroyed plenty of hollows, fought against the strongest of enemies, and saved the entire world from doom, but nothing could face up to the next challenge in Ichigo’s and Rukia’s life: having a baby. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,481 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Umbrella by incarnadine.roses reviews
I offered you my umbrella, but what's the point. The rain already stopped. IchiRuki, Inoue's POV.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Kenpachi's Bells by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A light Christmas story on the truth of how Jingle Bells came to be.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
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That's Too Bad reviews
Tiny, TINY drabble from Rukia's POV. First thing in a long time, I hope you enjoy it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Never Become A Grim Reaper reviews
Being a Grim Reaper is hard work, having to deal with those killed/purified by the Shinigami is never easy but Frank and I have it the worst out of all of them. Not GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Scatter, Senbonzakura! reviews
Ichigo has to confront Byakuya with some potentially dangerous news, and he has to do it without Zangetsu by his side. Will Ichigo survive? Ichi/Ruki not Ichigo/Byakuya at all. I don't own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Only Time Could reviews
The final battle has just ended. What is Harry thinking, and why is Ginny upset? Just a short 500 word snapshot of one moment in time. No I am not planning on adding anything more to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Belong With Me
A fic set to the Future Mrs Lauren Cullen's version of Taylor Swift's song "You Belong With Me." The story is from Jacob's viewpoint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Closet Space reviews
A teenager wakes up to disturbing noises coming from his closet. He goes to investigate what's making those noises. The rating's K I think, but if you think otherwise, please let me know and I'll fix it.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Harry Potter Meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs reviews
Harry is away on an undercover assignment when Hermione is kidnapped. Hermione's father, calls in his cousin Leroy Jethro Gibbs to work the case. I own nothing from Harry Potter or NCIS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Betrayal of the Worst Sort reviews
Alice and Edward discovered they're in love. What happens when Jasper and Bella find out, how do they take it? Edice and very later in the story Jello Jasper and Bella, though their names don't have an "o" in them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Hand Fate Dealt Me reviews
Leah imprints on Nahuel, but imprinting on a half-vampire has some horrible concequences. Horrible concequences that could prove deadly to Leah and those around her. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,226 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby
Harsh words are said, people leave. What happens when you can't take those words back? People get hurt, that's what. So watch what you say lest you end up like Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Getting Him Back reviews
Luna finds Harry in a classroom. Throwing another party. A type of party that she does not like. She chews him out and he finds a new respect for her... and a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Busy Being Fabulous reviews
Set to the Eagle's song Busy Being Fabulous. The relationship between Harry and Ginny if their life was this song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
This is a songfiction set to Skillet's "Whisper's in the Dark". It's Carlisle/Esme with POV's switching between Edward 'cause he's cool like that able to read minds , Carlisle, and Esme, on how I think Carlisle's and Esme's relationship might've started.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
Songfic set to The Fray's "How to Save a Life". This is my first ever House, M.D. so please read and review! Does not contain Cudd/Wilson. They're just the main-ish characters. Warnings: Season five spoilers. Harsh violence.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - L. Cuddy, J. Wilson - Complete
Brawn, Not Brain reviews
Did you ever wonder if there was more to Emmett than his looks and strengths? While the "Emmett is a moron" theme is fun to write and funny to read, don't you just get sick of it? A short 420 words. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Five Little Words reviews
A letter from Lily to Snape, regarding what happened between him and her. And what happened afterwords with Potter. FYI: Contains refrences to self-mutilation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Night reviews
This is how I think Alice and Jasper truly met, set to the song "The Last Night". "The Last Night" lyrics belong to Skillet, and the Characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Hurt reviews
Song fiction set to Johnny Cash's "Hurt". About the Volturi three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
Fighting Fire with Fire reviews
With the final battle fast approaching, Harry hides his feelings for Hermione to keep her safe from Voldemort. Will he ever be able to tell her how he feels or will he step aside and let Ron take his place?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than A Memory reviews
During the final battle an accident happens. How does Harry handle it? Rated M for saftey. My summary sucks, the story is much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and his Curse of the Clothes reviews
A mix of Harry Potter and elements from The Simpsons. I hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Simpsons & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Do You Believe Me Now? reviews
Ziva comes home and finds an interestion package in the mail. It's from her ex, and it's a goodbye letter I suppose, and a song. I suck at summaries, please just read. I own nothing from NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete