Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Legend of Zelda.
Name: Arkus Eon (once Spyromaster64)
Location: United Kingdom
Occupation: Student, Air Training Corps Corporal
Ambition: To become a clinical psychologist.
Favourite book(s): Chris Ryan: The One that Got Away, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, His Dark Materials, The Hobbit
Favourite movie(s): Johnny English, Top Gun, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Favourite game(s): Super Smash Bros., Team Fortress 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Bravely Default, Star Fox
Favourite TV show(s): Sherlock (BBC), Bottom (BBC), Only Fools and Horses (BBC)
Evil Psychotic Threat (2008, aged 10): If you do something I really don't like I will track you down, eat your pie, shoot you in the nuts, get my Dark Counterpart to yell ‘SPARTA!!’ in your face, then I will eat your house. Then you will appear on my Truth and Dare show and you shall get killed by D Adam’s Blue Apple Launcher. After that, I’ll set Rayquaza on you!!
Evil Psychotic Threat (2012, aged 14): If you do anything to upset me or anyone I consider my friend, I will hunt you down, shred off your bollocks, stuff them down your throat, tear out your spine and then violently impale you to your own mantelpiece with it. Do we understand each other?
Evil Psychotic Threat (2013, aged 15): If you intend to humiliate, mock or generally upset me or anyone I consider a friend of mine, I will find you, tear out your intestines, ignite them in front of you and let your family hear your dying screams of agony before squeezing your eyeballs out of their sockets with my thumbs and leaving you to die. Are we at an agreement?
Evil Psychotic Threat (2014, aged 16): I actually can't be arsed.
Evil Psychotic Threat (2015, aged 17): I really don't give a shit, man. Go do something productive with your life or go fuck yourself.
If Ye Seek To Find Me And Chat
You can't. I'm a freaking digital ninja. Also, I'm usually too busy for that kind of stuff. Sorry :P
"That song's not as safe as they say it is." - A Flight Sergeant on Men Without Hats' famous single Safety Dance.
"America is self-appointed vigilante defender of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was stupid and only fought crime when he felt like it." - Ben Yahtzee
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I refuse to do this because I am not an emotionally unstable, self-loathing introvert. Go look somewhere else.
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