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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1897370, Profile Updated: 02-03-15
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Legend of Zelda.

Name: Arkus Eon (once Spyromaster64)

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Location: United Kingdom

Occupation: Student, Air Training Corps Corporal

Ambition: To become a clinical psychologist.

Favourite book(s): Chris Ryan: The One that Got Away, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, His Dark Materials, The Hobbit

Favourite movie(s): Johnny English, Top Gun, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Favourite game(s): Super Smash Bros., Team Fortress 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Bravely Default, Star Fox

Favourite TV show(s): Sherlock (BBC), Bottom (BBC), Only Fools and Horses (BBC)


Evil Psychotic Threat (2008, aged 10): If you do something I really don't like I will track you down, eat your pie, shoot you in the nuts, get my Dark Counterpart to yell ‘SPARTA!!’ in your face, then I will eat your house. Then you will appear on my Truth and Dare show and you shall get killed by D Adam’s Blue Apple Launcher. After that, I’ll set Rayquaza on you!!

Evil Psychotic Threat (2012, aged 14): If you do anything to upset me or anyone I consider my friend, I will hunt you down, shred off your bollocks, stuff them down your throat, tear out your spine and then violently impale you to your own mantelpiece with it. Do we understand each other?

Evil Psychotic Threat (2013, aged 15): If you intend to humiliate, mock or generally upset me or anyone I consider a friend of mine, I will find you, tear out your intestines, ignite them in front of you and let your family hear your dying screams of agony before squeezing your eyeballs out of their sockets with my thumbs and leaving you to die. Are we at an agreement?

Evil Psychotic Threat (2014, aged 16): I actually can't be arsed.

Evil Psychotic Threat (2015, aged 17): I really don't give a shit, man. Go do something productive with your life or go fuck yourself.


If Ye Seek To Find Me And Chat

You can't. I'm a freaking digital ninja. Also, I'm usually too busy for that kind of stuff. Sorry :P


Favourite Quotes

"That song's not as safe as they say it is." - A Flight Sergeant on Men Without Hats' famous single Safety Dance.

"America is self-appointed vigilante defender of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was stupid and only fought crime when he felt like it." - Ben Yahtzee


Random Song Lyrics

I refuse to do this because I am not an emotionally unstable, self-loathing introvert. Go look somewhere else.

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From The Expert by ravengal reviews
[Sequel to From The Heart] After saving yet another PokePark, Pikachu's ready to go back to the first one and see Buneary again... but Oshawott has other plans. He needs the mouse's help with something first... and the target is Snivy. PikaBun, OshaSni
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja
Pokemon: Journey Of Swords by ratmaster006 reviews
A socially awkward Oshawott. A timid Snivy with Amnesia. A Charmander with anger issues and a brave and disciplined Ralts decide to go on a Journey only to find out they have a destiny greater then they could have ever imagined. Filled with Humor, Action, Drama and Love. Changed the rating T for lots of bad language and minor gore.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,834 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Charmander/Hitokage, Ralts, Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja
A Change Between Us by BrunoMarslover21 reviews
Margaret is left with a basket carrying a baby bird, with Mordecai's help. The two begin to get closer and closer. Will romance blossom or will a certain jealous girl get in the way. This is my first write up so please be gentle! I'd love to take requests. Pairings are. AxB, MMxS RxE MxM or MxC? Rated T for language, mild sexual content, and violence.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 186,051 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Mordecai, Margaret - Complete
The Princess and The Wotter by shannonkr reviews
Oshawott is a total dork. Everybody knows that. Not everyone, although, knows who he well... like-likes. But he lets Pikachu in on it, and (accidentally) tells a few others. If only his target of affection knew his true feelings. Now Pikachu is his wing-man and who knows what could happen? Takes place in Pokepark 2 wonders beyond after fight with Darkrai. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja
Age of Heroes: Karma and Convexity by Spartan-029 reviews
The prequel to the hit series Age of Heroes. Witness the rise of the first dragon super powers over 1000 years before Spyro. Crona and Certo must come to terms with their gifts and curses in order to save each other from the dangers of the past.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 431,049 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2009
Next to You by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
You might have thought that Rio was all over, and it was a straight path to the end right? That's not the case... but what matters most is the one helping you, the one right next to you.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,698 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blu, Jewel
My Little Pony: The Two Moons by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
*Two years after MLP: FiM* Twilight and her friends are celebrating the anniversary of Celestia's rule when an ominous second moon appears in the sky and monsters appear out of nowhere! Only Twilight and her friends can save Equestria from certain doom.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Left Hanging by kassc reviews
The crew wakes in a strange situation. How did they get there and will they escape?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - M. Reed, C. Tucker
Waldo 20 by kassc reviews
Tucker, Archer and Reed go for some shore leave together. What could go wrong?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
The Legend of the Dream Keeper: The First Dream by Pax the Dreamer reviews
Disclamer: I do NOT own Paper Mario or anything else of Nintendo's. The very first story in a HUGE series of stories I'm finnaly writing! Paper Mario based and all that Jazz. Read, Review, and Enjoy! Rated T Chapters 45 and up. All else is K-Plus
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 100,553 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Mario - Complete
The Legend of Humor: Twilight Princess by Kattheamazing reviews
The game we all know and love, screwed up, set fire to and generally mutilated beyond repair. Is there any hope for Link the camp elf boy and his sadistic pal Midna on their journey to collect the three fused cookies and defeat the despicable forces of marketing/ the demon king? *As you've probably guessed, on hiatus*.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Link, Midna
TDG2 by darthdragon reviews
Don't like don't read, or abuse the report button. Cause it will be ignored.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Pokemon: Randomness Extreme: The Sinnoh Chronicles by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
When the trainer's away, the Pokemon will play. See what happens when Ash and Dawn go on vacation, leaving their Pokemon all by themselves. WARNING: READING THIS FIC COULD CAUSE A DIFFERENT LOOK TO POKEMON AND EFFECTS COULD BE PERMANENT!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pikachu, Piplup/Pochama - Complete
Pokemon Beginnings: Rise Of A Legend by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
With every story, there is a beginning. Ash Ketchum, along with Pikachu and many new friends he meets along the way, must journey on a long and difficult quest to defeat a great evil that threatens to plague the entire Pokemon world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Night Raquaza by Slashermare Moon reviews
Starlight is a young Rayquaza who is not master of the sky. She is something else
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Rayquaza
Cipher's Final Plan by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
While searching for their parents, Raiden, RiRi, and Hayden head towards Jubilife City. However, they get more than they bargained for as they end up getting caught up with new friends, old enemies, and a new threat known as Cipher.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Raichu, Pachirisu - Complete
The Legend of Pokemon: Ocarina of Time by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
Inspired by that one little guy's "The Legend of Eevee: Pokeflute of Time." Based on the game but with all Pokemon, Link must save Hyrule from the evil Dark Lord Ganondorf. *Note: Discontinued for now.*
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Link
Pokemon 7: The Final Battle by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
Zena's plans have finally come into fruition. It is now up to Chris, Pikette, and their friends to stop the evil organization once and for all. However, with new dark tactics and shocking surprises, the task may not be so easy for any of them...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
Spyro Truth or Dare: TREK BACK INTO INSANITY! by Mercy at Dawn reviews
Join us in the not-so-long awaited sequel to Truth or Dare: Spyro Style! Expect more torture than ever before! Please review!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Gamer by darthdragon reviews
Review to expand. Read it and tell your friends, and they can be from any game no anime or cartoon etc. thanks
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: The Truth of Purple by Slashermare Moon reviews
This is being rewritten under the title- The Legend of Spyro: The Truth of Purple Remake.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,932 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Pokemon 5: Evolution by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
I thought it was all over once Sector 7 had been taken care of three years ago. I was wrong. Now I must find the ones who made me what I am and make them pay dearly for what they did. The sequel to "Pokemon: War Returns Home."
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,602 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Spyro: Another Truth or Dare by XxDragonnxX reviews
What happens to the crew of the newest Spyro truth or dare when the characters go nuts eventually ?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
Truth or Dare: Spyro Style by Mercy at Dawn reviews
Join us in the wacky world of Truths or Dares. Please send reviews containing truths or dares to keep the story running.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Zelda: Truth or Dare by Twitchy the Pyro reviews
Zelda characters are mentally and somewhat physically tortured by the insane author and his co-writer. Read and review to discover the next chapter. Rated T to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes Book III by Spartan-029 reviews
The conclusion to the first Age of Heros Trilogy. With Spyro near death and without his powers, the other guardians find themselves in a race against time. Deep in the Mountain Wastes they will find new allies and new powers and test the bonds of friends.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,453 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes Book II by Spartan-029 reviews
Continuing the series of Age of Heros. When a dragon dies, he does not truly leave this world; his spirit lives on . . . despite Spyro's best efforts. Be prepared for the second installment to AoH. You're in for a wild ride.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 168,936 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Spyro dies a lot in Legend of Spyro by Zerodius reviews
Spyro, Sparx, and Cynder fail in various ways in the LoS trilogy. Some failures being major, others minor, all of them stupid. Humor fic
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Pokemon: War Returns Home by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
The concluding chapter in the series. Chris and his friends must now stop Sector 7 from taking over the U.S. government and the world. The sequel to At The World's End.
Crossover - Pokémon & Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Pikachu, S. Snake - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon by cynda1 reviews
How in the world did she get here! Why can't she remember any thing but her name! And what in the world is a Pokemon! First story no flames!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Pokemon: At The World's End by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
Being transported to the Pokemon world, Chris and friends must now solve a new mystery and prevent a soon to come battle. The sequel to Pikachu & Me.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Pikachu, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Paul's School of Emo by Furyfur reviews
Flames are welcome and please R&R. One-shot. Paul needs to make money and decides to open up a school on how to be emo. Will the kids get the better of him, or will Paul's bloody nature make them crack? Warning: Ver, very disturbing
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Paul/Shinji - Complete
Pikachu & Me by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
I've encountered many things in my life, but I've never encountered something like this.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes by Spartan-029 reviews
Series takes place after DOTD. Spyro and Cynder have just saved the world. But their work isn't done yet. With Ignitus gone there's need for a new fire guardian. And with two new dragons arriving, Spyro and Cynder's relationship will be put to the test.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,806 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Pokemon: The Final Saga by PaulXion reviews
Ash, Dawn, Brock and the rest of the Sinnou crew are finally on their way to the Siinou stadium to have their last battle altogether. But during their travel an ancient prophecy reveals itself to our heroes. Fireredshipping-Pearlshipping PEACE!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,515 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Ash K./Satoshi
The Wind Waker: Tetra's Journey by Ultimate TH reviews
FINISHED See the events and trails of the Wind Waker from Tetra's side of the story. Who knows...you just might be surprised! R&R and please no flames!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,696 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Tetra, Link - Complete
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Pokémon XY - A Tale of Procrastination reviews
Literally something I wrote in an IT lesson at school. Read. Laugh. Rage. I don't know, just judge it for yourself, man. Either way, enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014
Games reviews
Three young lads are drawn into a hectic and confusing journey through the many realms of video games. Will they survive? Will they escape? Will they be able to resist kicking Joe in the balls for longer than three minutes at a time?
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010