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Author has written 1 story for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Gender: Female

Age: Younger than you? Older? I hope >->"

Height: 5'7 >:D My shining achievement.

Interests: I tend to fall into obsessions. Drawing, Anime, Music, sometimes J-Pop

I've seen Durarara!! (my current obsession), Hetalia, Junjou Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, and bit of Kuroshitsuji, Tiger & Bunny... there's more I swear, I just can't remember them all >->" I'm also slipping into Vocaloid ...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, 'That's what you think.'
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) don’t use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'
27) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'
29) Tell your children over dinner. 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always have to watch what you say around your friends because it will be taken in a perverted way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D ;3:);)XD

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


7 Ways to Scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

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Life Lessons by Matthew Regent reviews
Gathered here are the stories of why looking in the mirror for too long is bad, how minding your own business can save you trauma and other such life lessons, all learned the hard way by our beloved Death Note characters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Light's One and Only by BeautifulLie1313 reviews
Light's moment of passion with his not so secret love. Not really yaoi and not what you think. Quick and short. Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by XxDonMelloxX reviews
Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,335 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
What They Have by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
Matt and Mello don't love each other. But that doesn't stop them from crashing together into a bed for another night of painful pleasure. they're never gentle with each other, and they keep it a secret. Because Mafia people don't do things like that. M/M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Matt's WTF Moment by Cassieandra8291 reviews
He knew that the images he had just seen could never, EVER be unseen..." Yeah. I was bored. No real point, just randomness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
L is Weird by PorcupineWeirdo reviews
Sometimes, L does some strange things. One-sided Light/L T for swearing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bored Geniuses are the Devil by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
TWOSHOT When Light and L are bored, it means hell for the other members of the Task Force. IMPLIED LIGHTXL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bread Stick Wars! by Quarter Queen 13 reviews
Staring- Mello, Near, Matt, Linda, and L. Who will win? What will happen? How many bread sticks will survive? What will happen to the fairy princess? Will chocolate take over? And will L be able to stop the sheer madness? Read and find out! Go!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Show Me Love by AEROFiNiC reviews
I’ve been thinking, Matt. You’d make the perfect prisoner. Do you love me, Matt? Do you really? MelloxMatt. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sugar won’t make you Fat by Pinkuro reviews
Raito asks L if he has Hyperthyroidism, because he’s so thin, and this starts a whole argue about eating habits and health issues… short oneshot... not yaoi… just take a look! RR
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Makeup by LightSinger reviews
Misa teaches L about make-up....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Ultimate Death Note Parody by Prince-san reviews
The initial installment in my “Ultimate Parody” series, set on making light of “Death Note”. Misa gets L to kill Rem, L accuses Sayu and Soichiro of being Kira, the unattached Shinigami attend a meeting, Ide fails at romance, and Aizawa accents his afro.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Losing Matt by MR.CHEESY reviews
another Matt-Mello story. This takes place after The Beginning
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
9 Things He'd Like To Say by atomish reviews
When you've been with a person for a long time, some things become too hard to say. These are 9 things Mello wish he could say to Matt but really can't get the words out right. Warnings: yaoi, suggestive themes. Some are AU, others not. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Role Play by anothermellofan reviews
Mello, Near, and Matt explore a different way of feeling loved in an orphanage. Warning: This story may creep you out.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
All Matt's Fault by anothermellofan reviews
Mello, Near, and experimentation.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Problem with my Love by Prodigy Zero reviews
Yuuki and Zero are alone in the school during the holidays when Yuuki realizes her love for Zero. How does he feel? Are they destined to be together or will something interfere? Rated M for later Chapters. READ AND REVIEW
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Black blood by Midnight Demonn reviews
I think you should really read this.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Zero Kiryu by Aiko no Kaze reviews
A list of all the ways to annoy the Vampire Knight character we all know and love, and possibly get killed in the process. Rated just to be safe.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Zero K. - Complete
Fun Filled Week by VanillaEmber reviews
An entire week with the Vampire Knight gang? See what they do with their spare times! R&R!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Let's try again by xJasmine reviews
Zero and Kaname have another baby. Will Kaname get to see the birth this time? Darker than the summary implies. Slash, mpreg, Kaname x Zero
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Prank Calls by sillykonpeito reviews
A certain someone had a cellphone with Unlimited Calls. And what happens when this someone decides to make prank calls in the middle of the night? Read to find out. XD
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
L the Daddy! by MiiChan23 reviews
Oh no...something happened...very wrong. All of a sudden people are turning into babies for no reason. But things get even weirder when Light turns into a baby, and L has to deal with him. And other more twists
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by 1goneforever1 reviews
Song fic of LxLight. I hate everything about you by three days grace. Happening just after Light receives his memories of the death note back. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
9 Months and a Week by xJasmine reviews
Zero is pregnant. Kaname stays by his side. Follow their experience with pregnancy and childbirth. Things don't always go as planned. Slash, yaoi, fluff, KanamexZero, mpreg. Yes, mpreg and fluff! Please read and review! Includes news on other fics!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
So Cold by Freshman-Generation reviews
Near runs outside while it's cold and pouring. Lyrics from Breaking Benjamin's 'So Cold' Near/Mello, light slash
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Mello, Near] - Complete
Zero's Hidden Desire by katen1993 reviews
It all started with a dream... A flowery field... Daffodils... Justin Timberlake... And Kaname... But then, through this dream, Zero realized something about himself... This story is interconnected with Kaname's Weird Dream.*EDITED...*
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Kaname's Weird Dream by sillykonpeito reviews
Kaname's peaceful slumber had been disturbed due to some THOUGHTS about a certain SILVER-HAIRED HUNTER WHO IS ALSO A LEVEL D VAMPIRE. Would Kaname triumph over these THOUGHTS? Or would he suffer severe "humiliation"?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Eternal Devotion by Mail And Mihael Keehl reviews
Matt pretends to be deaf and mute from the get go. Even watching as the one he loves fall for another. Matt's POV. MattxMello. MelloxNear. Warning: adult language in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Vampire Knight: Realizations by rheanette16 reviews
A comedy fanfic! The chapters rather contain what characters wouldn't normally do in the manga. I'm not really good at making parodies, but please bear with me! Thanks! Contains M/F and M/M pairings. Some chapters may contain spoilers.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Mello's true Love by CHIICH0BITS reviews
Mello has been through a lot with Matt, but will he realize who his true Love is? Contains MattXMello yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's Strange Dream by CHIICH0BITS reviews
Matt told him to lay off the chocolate, but Mello never listens. So when mello falls asleep, he dreams the most craziest dream.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Matt's Addiction by CHIICH0BITS reviews
Matt has a complete addiction to video games and doesn't here a word Mello says... sorry its so short.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sleep Observations by NekoRyu-chan reviews
After Light falls asleep, L listens in on the extremely weird dream that Light has...LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
If you give an L a peice of cake by MiiChan23 reviews
L is one of a kind, so I don't know why i said, "an" but...it's kinda a short cute and funny story about L from Death Note. It's based of the kiddy book "If you give a mouse a cookie." Enjoy or so.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - L, Light Y.
15 REASONS by yinlin56 reviews
15 reasons why Yuuki wants Zero to drink her blood 15 reasons why Zero does not want to drink Yuuki's blood
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Kaname's Secret by DesSta reviews
Kaname's secret side, something Zero never meant to do and hyper Chairman Cross. Kaname a bit of OOC-ness. T for slight suggestiveness.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kaname K.
The Catnip Day by Purplearctic reviews
Kyo gets into catnip. Oneshot Crackfic
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Kyo's Journal by Kyra Marye Date reviews
Yuki finds Kyo's journal and reads it. He finds some interesting things in it.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Worth his time by leo-lowen reviews
Based on Yuki and Kyo's fight in the first volume. YukiKyo, shonenai.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Damn rat by kyozmine reviews
Kyo's pov. Damnit, Yuki. What gives you that right? the right to KISS ME? KyoYuki rated for Kyo's potty mouth
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
What Not To Wear by Sayonara reviews
Yuki hates Kyo's choice in clothing. YukiKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Just a Cheap Version of Goth by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
[Songfic] Kyo's definately the role model for emo kid magazine. He's sure of it too. Tacos, diaries and bright lights. Interestingly funny.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
Why on Earth Would I Work With You? reviews
Izaya feels he needs a bodyguard. Guess who he's got his eye on? Rated M just to be safe - I tried to keep them in-character.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.