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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1897698, Profile Updated: 08-31-13
Author has written 1 story for Good Omens, and Supernatural.

This profile used to be C.S. Constance, the domain of two writers. One of said writers has since moved to Riddell Lee, where she has posted a number of collabs with me. You know, just in case you want to cyberstalk me or something.


Ooh, it's always so awkward to fill these out...

My favorite genres to read are low fantasy and horror, emphasis on the latter. That's not to say that I write either of them well. The genres I feel that I write best are drama and humor. It's unimaginably frustrating. On the topic of romance: I have to carefully monitor the way I write it because I have a bad tendency to fall into sappy cliches and OOC. Because I have to be so hyper-vigilant to produce anything even marginally readable, I tend to shy from it.

I love constructive criticism and need lots of it. Like many people on this site, I aspire to one day publish something, and I'll never achieve acceptable quality unless someone tells me what I'm doing wrong. I can only be so critical on my own before eventually I hit my head on the ceiling, so a third party's take on things is always appreciated.

I like raspberry iced tea, dark chocolate, spending time with my family, and avoiding doing any actual work at all costs.


“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the Internet.”

—Anonymous


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Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,183 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9831 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 4,580 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 7,120 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 6,128 - Follows: 5,975 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Not Quite A Maia by Kara's Aunty reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 551,620 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Second Star to the Right by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Children by CatsbytheGreat reviews
"Tell me, have you ever come home to find that your son has inexplicably become your daughter?" Rory isn't the only parent with a lot on his plate.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rory W., Odin - Complete
The Shadow Proclamation by Maddy77 reviews
A demon from their father's past shows up on Ellen's doorstep, claiming to want to help the Winchesters. But who is the Doctor, and what is he keeping from the brothers? Set DW mid Season 2, SPN mid Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Vampoife Dood Who Lifed by Riddell Lee reviews
A Mary Sue has infiltrated the world of Harry Potter and decided to combine it with Twilight. Four unwilling and snarky readers of the story are drawn into the brave new world of magic, sparkles, and interactive narrators.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Painting Over Cracks by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
The timeline repairs itself, as best it can. Some cracks are just easier to fix than others. Sally Sparrow's life changes yet doesn't when the Doctor's actions on the Byzantium wipe the Weeping Angels and their paradox out of existence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sally S. - Complete
On the Tragic Passing of the Honourable Mr Dotcom by RobinRocks reviews
The internet goes down, Sherlock panics and John fetches some peas from the freezer. For AutumnDynasty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chess Board by Riddell Lee reviews
The God of War, Ares, has his hands in everything. In the hearts of the men, in the weapons drenched with spilt blood, in the meddling of the gods. It's his game.
Iliad - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Flower and the Angel by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Pansy and Draco's story. Told in 50 vignettes/drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession is Nine Tenths by reanwood reviews
Max and Alec were always fighting about something. This time, Max decides that since she gave Alec his name, she owns him, and Alec retaliates in a somewhat… unexpected manner.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
Idle Hands by MissAnnThropic reviews
During the chaos of Lucifer walking the earth, Castiel searches out Dean. Spoilers for 'Lucifer Rising'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Barghest: The Three Heads of Cerebus by Secret Weapon reviews
Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Memoirs of a Serial Killer by Indigo Avarice reviews
While in his cell in Los Angeles, Beyond Birthday answers a few of the questions that people have always asked about the nature of his crimes, and what his relation to L really was.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - BB - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans by opalish reviews
Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Castiel, Ruby
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harmony by The Scarlet Sky reviews
What if love of humanity was the price of true love? What if choosing your angel made you a demon in your own right? How would you heal? A non-canonical take on Bella's transformation. Bella x Edward, Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Sort Too Soon: The Journal of Severus Snape by onoM reviews
No," said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur's and Roger's retreating figures. "I am not such a coward." "No," agreed Dumbledore. "You are a braver man by far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon...." Deathly Hallows, pg 680.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven by Estora reviews
Breaking Dawn spoilers, very dark themes (trigger warning), AU. Renesemee 'Nessie' Cullen has just turned seven.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Archetype by Silver Pard reviews
Jack is a constellation of events and motifs.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Promised Ones by odditycollector reviews
And: “Beg for your existence, demon,” said Aziraphale. “That’s what your kind does, before the end.”
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Echo of a Wordless Song by Jedi of Gondor reviews
Written for an angst challenge...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
No Heroes Here by Bil reviews
Oneshot. They all waited for Harry to save them. But Neville knew Harry wasn't a hero, Harry was just a boy. Not HBP compliant. NL, HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Pippin's Diary by Hilary Thomson reviews
What Peregrin Took REALLY thought happened during the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Hand in Hand by illyria-pffyffin reviews
A vignette taking place on the day of Frodo's parents' funeral. What can Bilbo do for his grieving cousin, who stoutly refused the comfort offered by various relatives?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
The Cricket and the Wild Rose by Cassidy-Walker reviews
A Victorian style Fairy Tale
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Winter's Debt by La Guera reviews
The War is over, and Draco Malfoy has lost more than most. On his way to certain death, he reflects on family secrets and promises that must be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
If At Faust You Don't Succeed reviews
This just in: it's the Apocalypse. Some are rejoicing. Some just don't care anymore. Some have a vested interest in preserving our noble friends, the dolphins.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Dean W.