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I missed you ff.net!

Hey guys so I'm trying to start fresh. I've deleted all my old stories after rereading them, mostly because they were just awful.

Its a new year "2015 woo!!" I'm older, wiser, and have a much more extended vocabulary. I hate to love Twilight fics, but I'm afraid they'll always be apart of my life. So expect a majority of those.

I like M stories cause I like sex, drugs, and cussing. Just kidding ;) but many, if not all with be M, you have been warned.

Do not be surprised by long breaks in between chapters. I have a life too, ya know.

A little about me:

Well...I'm an 19 year old girl from the U.S., I'm an amatuer artist with big dreams. I want to be a tattoo artist, an animator for cartoons, an author, a video game developer, etc. I'm into gaming (WoW) reading (real books, not just fics) art (drawing, painting) and writing (for now only fics ;_;)

Hopefully some day I'll become one of those things. But for now, I just like to chill, sleep, game, and write.

And for now thats about it! Thanks for reading, have a lovely day.

I really love reviewers, it lets me know someones reading my story (: so please review!

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Raising Bella Swan by Omnilight reviews
This is a re-post of my original story, sort of. The Cullen's find a baby girl on their front steps, and cannot turn her away. This is the story about Bella Swan growing up in a supernatural environment with very human problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,712 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/2 - Bella, Edward
ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 173 - Words: 378,373 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Spellbound by Claire Bloom reviews
Imprisoned by the malicious James, Edward meets the bewitching Isabella. As he battles with his enemies, his conscience and his bloodlust, he finally falls for her whilst she ignites his male desire's & awakens his Vampiric cravings. With Vamps/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,649 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a XXX Addict by Lustful Muse reviews
Bella didn't move to Forks willingly. She was forced there after Renee discovered the adult site she was running - as well as the numerous videos she had posted. Now Bella's on the prowl and Edward is her target, assuming she doesn't get distracted... Snarky Bella x Virgin Vamp Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, James
Let me hold you by dirty-icing reviews
Dib and Gaz's cousin, Bianca, comes to live with them so her father can start a new life and Zim takes a liking to her. but Zim doesn't know how to handle these disgusting feelings that humans call love and other junk like that. any reviews welcome
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,306 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Zim
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Beside Me in the Morning by 1220McCormick reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
The Ways of An Irken by Midnight Minute reviews
After getting wounded and patched up by Gaz, the now older, fully grown Irken Invader realizes certain desires for a certain older, fully grown mortal, who has no defenses to stop him from plotting against her.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,147 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Mysteries of the Heart by White Water Demon reviews
ZimXOC When a new girl arrives at Hi Skool, Zim tries to use her to further his conquest of Earth. Meanwhile, a war starts between the Irkens and Meekrobs for possession of the universe. Also a secret involving Zim's past may be the key to either the Irken's victory or defeat. Rated M for language, violence and lemon. I don't own IZ.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,809 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Zim
When Angels Fall by VenomInMyBlood reviews
He knew what we were doing was wrong. But that didn't stop him from sneaking into my bedroom at night. The love we have for each other will destroy us in the end. And that day, two angels will fall. Incest. Bella/Edward. All human. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,741 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
pretty as a princess by jess2002 reviews
Bella lost her whole family by the time she was eighteen. All she wanted to do was go to college. She meets Alice and Rosalie and they get her employed by Vicki's escort agency called Pretty as a Princess. Edward buys her...this story is not for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,772 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Escort by Lis123 reviews
Bella is a lonely, inexperienced girl who calls an Escort service wanting to know what it's like to have a boyfriend. Edward Cullen is the Escort. all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,962 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Masseuse by Elemental Emotions reviews
Bella is a sexual masseuse going through her day when she gets an unusual patient. Edward Cullen, a drop dead gorgeous man who comes to her door on a dare from his friends. The only thing is, he's a virgin! All Human. Bella & Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wrong Number by fallanydeeper reviews
Bella is asked out on a date by a fellow student at Seattle University. What happens when she takes down his number incorrectly? BxE please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,981 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Chipmunk Years by ktCatsbone reviews
The Chipettes decide eighteen is old enough. Each couples magical night and the aftermath. Alvin/Brittany Simon/Jeanette Theodore/Eleanor Rated for Romance and language in later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
pain by xXxlexis-blackxXx reviews
When Edward left in NM, Bella was pregenat with twins. This is the story of how she copes when he is gone and what happens when he comes back. Will Bella ever forgive him? Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Aftermath by kidacacosh reviews
This is part two of a hidden love. I know i shouldve updated sooner but i didnt have the time plus it took me about two weeks to figure out to put up a new story. I finally gotit. Hope you like this one as much as the last one.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,558 - Follows: 5,201 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sparks of Anger and Lust by everlastingdaydreams reviews
Edward Cullen is a bookworm; a complete and total sexy, nerd. So what will happen when Bella Swan a notorious party girl is his new roommate? Sparks will fly! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Fest by Misstress Raven reviews
A new girl moves to town, and causes more of a controversy between our two favorite enemies.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Zim
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer Fling by misticbutterfly reviews
Who knew two weeks in paradise could change their lives. See how Bella and Edward live out their summer fling. AU, ALL HUMAN, OOC And some Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,932 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Only and True Love by RobsLover10 reviews
Bella and Edward are both 17. Bella is rich and lives in a high class neighborhood while on the other hand Edward is poor and homeless. This story is set in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10537 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dib's Keep Out by cupidity11 reviews
His journal holds all the secrets of a tale after the death of his enemy. What will Dib do now that his life has just become meaningless? Or has it? Mild ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
When Inventions Go Wrong! II: The Return Of Tak by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Sequel to "When Inventions Go Wrong". What happens when Tak crash lands onto Earth needing a place to stay? Can Dib cope with his new feelings for her? And what happens when Tak gets zapped by an Irken aphrodisiac? Rated T for now. ZAGR,DATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Temptress by Scarlet-Frost reviews
Roxanne gets tired of waiting for Megamind to notice her feelings and during his next trap decides to take matters into her own hands. Rated M changed to M for a few smutty scenes later on.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,158 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Cherry Boy by Scarlet-Frost reviews
What if Metro Man hadn't been called? What if Roxanne hadn't been interrupted in her seduction of Megamind... RATED NOT FOR KIDDIES! M for MATURE ages 18 or over only thanks! Alternate chapter 3 of Temptress!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
A Night of Firsts by ooza reviews
Bella is an exotic dancer. Edward is shy and inexperienced. What happens when they meet at a gentleman's club? My first one-shot. M for lemons, AH, OCC, ExB **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ZaDR Curiosity by SpyroForLife reviews
It's recess and Dib's curious about Zim's antennae. ZaDR One-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
ZaDR Jealousy by SpyroForLife reviews
Dib gets a girlfriend. Zim is jealous. ZaDR One-Shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Daddy, Zim Brought A Gun To School by metasgirl reviews
Trying to kill Dib. I saw him pull the trigger, And I jumped in the way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by lovelovelove22 reviews
One passionate night together turns into something that will bind two perfect strangers, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, together for the rest of their lives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For My Warrior by DisturbinglyHuman reviews
Bella Swan was once the daughter of Athens.When their city is attacked she is taken back to Sparta as a slave for one of their mightiest warriors.She is forced to be his bed warmer but is it so bad when she finds out he's not heartless as the tales say?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
Cupidity by Puckulence reviews
"If Valentine's Day had a face, I would punch it." Marie Kanker hates Valentine's Day, but when she concocts a plan to win Edd's affections this year, will it turn out to be what it's cracked up to be? Happy Valentine's Day!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Edd, Marie - Complete
my world your world by jess2002 reviews
the cullens are amish. bella is a regular teenager. a school project brings them together but religion keeps them apart. what happens when edward goes on rumspringa? rated m for later. please read and review! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,483 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mating season' by smokescreens reviews
Six years on, Zim has grown considerably taller. Irkan mating season every 30 Earth years rolls around and the all-mighty Tallest are impressed enough to send Zim a mate. And one particular human isn't too happy about it....
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,883 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Zim, Dib
Miguided Information by Rare Reads reviews
Zim, on account of misleading erotic stories, thinks he's able to impregnate Dib with Irken children, whom will help Zim in his take over of the Earth. Anal, BDSM, Bond, M/M, Oneshot, Xeno not mine's but Shenanigans on
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Color of Love by alotmoreofmagic reviews
Edward was born into a family of slave owners. Bella was a slave. In the age they lived can love surmount impossible obstacles like race, color and slavery ? One of the Age of Edward 2010 Judges Winners
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Automatically Zim's by TARDIS Time Lord reviews
Dib orders a ray gun over the internet that is supposed to stun Zim. Little does he know that it does something strange to Irkans.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Yogurt, water bed and porn essay by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Winner of the Geeky Edward Contest 2010. Edward manages the spill yogurt on her, they end up paired to write an essay about reproduction and have some fun on her water bed. Bella comes to realize that nerd people are fun. BxE Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zim's Antennae by vampirepiggy13 reviews
Gaz finds out what happens when you pull Zim's Antennae. Rated for kissing and crappy plot. One-Shot. GAZR. ENJOY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Intertwined by loyalluv reviews
Edward is picked on and an outcast.Bella comes to forks with a horrible past and hopes of being popular.Edward&Bella share a secret bond that no one knows about.other students go threw terrible things several POV's Lemons,abuse,death,possibly rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,536 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dire Consequences by heartofstone15 reviews
Character death and hints of sex. An entry to Mrs.PattinsonInvader's romance contest. I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Slave Auction by Fearles2 reviews
Through an unexpected twist of fate, nerdy Edward Cullen becomes apart of Forks High School's slave auction. When Edward is 'sold' to the popular Bella Swan, strong connections are formed, causing lots of drama between their family and friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,457 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,128 - Follows: 4,845 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Inventions Go Wrong! by XXThunderStormXX reviews
After making a discovery in Health Class one day, Zim creates a new invention that makes humans sexually attracted to each other. Once Gaz gets her hands on it however, she becomes hot and horny for Zim. ZAGR. Now rated M, and for a reason.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Shopping List by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella goes shopping after just moving in with her father in small town, Forks. Sell-boy Edward helps her around. They get stuck in the store when the doors close automatically. Darkness, Edward, free products...what can happen? ONE SHOT - now, short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Cullen's by Ducati reviews
A nod to Kristen's new movie Welcome to the Riley's. Bella is a foulmouthed stripper with a troubled past. She does whatever she can to make money. Edward is just graduating from College and falls in love with her. But, can he save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,900 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Gone Forever by Akira Sieghart reviews
Alvin and Brittany have recently broken up after a huge fight between the two. However, they are being forced to perform together. How will their relationship affect the show? *one-shot* It's better than it sounds, it's also my first songfic!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunk's Final Destination by ColonelShaw reviews
When Jeanette has a vision of a dangerous train crash, she stops the group from riding, saving their lives. But when death did not take them when they were supposed to go, it will find other ways...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jeanette M. - Complete
The First Time I Saw You by Jamie73 reviews
I noticed that you were chipmunks. The three of you were smaller than all of the other kids, and you had high pitched voices. Just like us. BrittxAlvin. Oneshot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
It Was Only His Baby by Juliamine reviews
Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Beautiful Boy by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Bella Swan's best friend, geeky Edward Cullen comes to her one night, broken and so close to giving up that he's gone to desperate and heartbreaking measures to try to find a way out. Can she fix him? A/H Geekward. Give it a shot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 8,719 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,823 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
L'amour est Sourd by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward has been deaf since birth, and no one understands him until Bella comes along and completely changes his world. Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
About a Geek by AndYouLoveHer reviews
When Awkward meets the Swan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Immersion by katmom reviews
Immersion: interest in something that occupies all the time & energy available. Bella, the new girl/vamp at Forks HS, smells something wonderful. Edward, a sweet geek, smells something great too. What if vampires imprinted/mated according to scent? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,106 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity of Zim by FattySkeleton reviews
Everybody finds out that Zim's a virgin and give him Hell. So Dib tells Zim the only way to get some respect back is to lose his virginity and have a girl vouch for him, but who exactly does Zim have in mind? I Own Nothing,not even a computer.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Heartbeats by LilMsSugarRush reviews
Edward, 16, is the nerdiest kid at school. Bella, 19, is a beautiful college girl who meets Edward at one of Emmett's parties. What happens when the beauty falls in love with the geek. Nerdiness galore, M cause I'm paranoid. AH. OOC. Geekward & Artsyella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,213 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incineration by here's some fudge reviews
Bella convinces Edward to make love to her a second time. But, as the saying goes, if you're going to play with fire, you're going to get burned. Oneshot lemon, complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandwich Dreams by heelstominivan reviews
Foul-mouthed & reckless, Bella was carrying around a suitcase full of drama when she met Edward. Their rollercoaster ride involves bad language & juicy lemons, but when put together it forms one very funny beautiful mess. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Controler and the controled by FattySkeleton reviews
Dib makes a device that controls Zim's PAK. but what happens when Gaz gets her hands on it?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Second Time by JanetL reviews
This is my version of the second time Bella and Edward made love on Eisle Esme. Rated M for the obvious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Live For The One I Love by xEmerald Isle reviews
Crypto is quite out of character in this but anyway. Crypto goes down to Earth to get furon DNA but he meets a poor orphan girl named Lauren who he doesn't want to hurt. He looks after her until shes strong again. Then Pox gets a bad phone call... R&R
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Adopted Love by liomb reviews
Edward Cullen's parents decide to adopt. What happens when The attraction between Edward and Bella is more than just sibling love? And will Bella's past get in the way? first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
My Puppy by NonsenseScribbler reviews
Summary: Emmet gave Edward some fluid that turned him into a dog. The question: Why did Edward drink something that Emmet gave him? Bella finds out and has to live with puppy Edward until Carlisle finds an antidote....Eclipse - Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Making Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward was a bullied geek at the bottom of the school food chain...then along came Bella... Lemons, language, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,135 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Experimental Experiment by MsSmuttly reviews
Zim has a few biological questions and so he conducts an experiment on Dib to find the answers. M/M anal noncon Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11626 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Before He Cheats by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boundaries by AlternativeBaby reviews
Edward and Bella relax the boundaries of their relationship. Pure fluffy lemons, and my very first fiction so feedback is much appreciated! Disclaimer - I don't own Edward and Bella, I'm just borrowing them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Quiddicth Match by muggleinlove reviews
My second entry into the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Lemony Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Two to Tutor by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
Brittany is having trouble in math. So she seeks help from some close. No not Jeanette, Simon. But what happens when she starts to fall for him? Read and find out. I suck at summaries. Brimon story. Rated M for later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Brittany M., Simon S. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Trust by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Gaz and Zim make a Porno by Tapangwa reviews
Title speaks for itself. What happens when Gaz and Zim get together to get under Dib's skin? GAZR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
towel dry by Sasha Marie reviews
it starts out as a simple act of kindness but how long has Gaz wanted to be something more to Zim? ZaGr R&R please!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
A hidden love by kidacacosh reviews
Zim has mad feelings about gaz. and its driving him crazy. so he decides to tell her how he feels thinking that it will make things all better. little does he know it only heats things up more.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Gaz, Zim
Save the baby Zim 2 by Chaotic Brian reviews
Part two of one in save the baby zim. I wrote this one in hopes that you like it.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Save the baby Zim by Chaotic Brian reviews
Zim has had to make some scary choses. Now comes a problem that will test there love. ZGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Gaz, Torque
Helena by Betryal reviews
ZAG challenge,songfic 'Helena' by the Misfits,oneshot, Irkens can't love another race. Zim gets rid of the problem by operating on Gaz. She'd be perfect, she'd be Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
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