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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1898206, Profile Updated: 10-12-10
Author has written 10 stories for Discworld, and Criminal Minds.

HI!! Mainly, I'll be writing for Criminal Minds, Discworld and maybe a few others. I prefer to write humor, because I'm better at them than at anything else, but there might occassionaly be a little fluff :) If anyone has a request for a fic you want me to write, message me and I'll see what I can do :) I'm not exactly the most normal person in the world, so please don't get too annoyed with me :)

12/10/2010:Okay, I've been hoping for inspiration to strike me for quite a while now, but guess what? It hasn't. It's been requested that I do a fic involving Susan and Teatime, and another involving Vlad and Agnes. I think they're great ideas, but I have no inspiration. PM me with a prompt, and I'll do my best to write something for it :) Even if it doesn't involve these characters...

UPDATE: Hey, I've just uploaded 2 new Discworld stories called "What Sergeant Frinklin Did When he was 11" and "Perfection". Please review, I'm getting depressed. Also, I have just created a new forum called "All Things Spencer Reid". Feel free to drop by and visit, because there's no one there right now...

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME!

Name:
Laura
Age: NOYB
Ocupation: Still at school, hyper-happy-goth :)
Likes: Chocolate, Criminal Minds, reading, watching TV, being hyper...:P
Dislikes: Annyoing people, being angry

My favourite authors are:

Terry Pratchett (Discworld books)
Christopher Paolini (Eragon books)
Garth Nix (Keys to the Kingdom books)
Jackline Wilson
Angie Sage (The Septimus Heap series)

My favourite TV shows are:

Criminal Minds
The Mentalist
NCIS
Ashes to Ashes
Doctor Who

I probably wont be able to write very often, but when I do I'll try to write as much as I can.

I'm currently still at school and one of my favourite hobbys is reading Terry Pratchett books, but only the Discworld ones.
I used to write all the time when I was little, but I don't get much chance to now, but I still read avidly. I've had alot of
what could be concsidered trauma in my life, which is my reason for at least most of my fics being funny (or at least, I
try to make them funny :P). I'm a very random person, as my friends at school often tell me, so be warned, I may appear
very different all the time, it just depends what type of mood I'm in. Anyway, I can't think of anything else right now, so
I'll shut up for the minute :)

Okay, I've recently been in contact with Yoshino in the Moonlight, who has asked me to post this. They have created a forum
for all things fanfiction. Please visit this forum, as it's really good :) The link is http://www.fanbbs.net/ (You'll have to copy and
paste, the link isn't working when you click on it

BYE!!

UPDATE!! I've went through and deleted alot of my profile, and got it kind of organized :) There's lots of stuff gone :( But it's shorter now! :)

This is all serious stuff about social issues, so please read it. If you don't want to, feel free to skip to the bottom of the page to find my stories.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Miss you so much :( Love you always

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, robinhoodlover, GOTHGIRLREID

Okay, from this point out, this is just random stuff, so if you don't want to read it, please skip ahead to the bottom of the page to my stories :)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually...
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

One bright morning...
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys went out to fight.
There they stood, back to back,
And faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot eachother.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came running to kill
The two dead boys.
If u dont believe my tale,
I swear its true,
Ask the blind lady she saw it too!

-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

-It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

-If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

-Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

-Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

-I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

-My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore.

-If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Abby Sciuto

2. Patrick Jane

3. Ziva David

4. Angua Von Uberwald (Don't even ask)

5. Leroy Jethro Gibbs

6. Carrot Ironfoundersson (Again, don't even ask)

7. Spencer Reid

8. Teresa Lisbon

9. Tony Dinozzo

10. Emily Prentiss

11. Jenny Shepard

12. Timothy McGee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Carrot and Jenny? No, but it could be interesting...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Is Angua hot? Erm, yes, despite the fact we're both women. She can turn into a wolf!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lol, McGee getting Lisbon pregnant? Plausible, and could be quite interesting to see Abby and Jane's reactions :P Lisbon would probably kill McGee

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Fics about Tony...Alot. Mainly they have him paired with Ziva, but not many just about him.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Deadpan face Jane and Carrot. Posibly, but if that happened I would die, so no. Just no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Gibbs/Tony or Gibbs/Prentiss. Hmm, I'd have to say Gibbs/Tony :P Would just be funny.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Reid walking in on Jane and McGee having sex. Erm, not a clue. He'd probably blush and leave the room.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hmm, Ziva and Prentiss fic. "Two women, totally different, can they learn to get along when their lives depend on it?"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Abby and Lisbon fluff? Probably not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Reid and McGee..."The Day the Geeks Lost" :S That's rubbish...

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lisbon songfic? Lol, perfect song grins evilly "I Got Nerve" - Hannah Montana :P

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Abby/Carrot/Mcgee? Erm, "T" at most. I can't (won't) write explicit.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A Gibbs fic? Five minutes ago

Okay, that's it :) Feel free to take stuff from here :)

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Plane Talk by REIDFANATIC reviews
A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Reid
Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
Very Awkward Questions The Novel by CreativeTitle reviews
Sam Jr's back, with a rampage of awkwardness round Ankh Morpork!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Fun and Games by SillyOldThing reviews
Garcia makes a bet involving her co-workers...and get's a profile nobody wanted. Reid-centric. Ch. 38 up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,399 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/13/2008 - S. Reid
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
A Good Man by the-vampire-act reviews
My latest Reid drabble series. Spencer Reid is ever-evolving, and just like every evolving thing, they start to question and comment on how things work.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - S. Reid
Unseen Moments by Fanless reviews
Various "Unseen Academicals"-related drabbles and oneshots. Before, during, after. Newest: possibly the only Trev/Andy fic in existence.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Trev L., Andy S.
Inspection by tfm reviews
It's inspection time, and backstory inconsistencies are coming back to haunt them. gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
IM Chats 2 by RunningWild14 reviews
SEQUEL TO IM CHATS! Read that one first for this to make sence or you will have no idea what this is about! JISBON, RIGSPELT. CHO. By himself. All alone. CHIGSPELT. I know. It's awesome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007
A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Iconographs by SilverInkblot reviews
Random moments, backstories, behind the scenes, and inside the mind of. No pairings, no continuity. This time with contortion, experience, acoustics, stones, and repression.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
A Series of Tests by Holz9364 reviews
The team almost shoot each other & Hightower decides she needs to know if the team know each other well enough to work together. She sets 5 tests, one for each day in a week & if they fail the team are all going on a friendship building retreat. J/L.R/VP
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Clearly Odd reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles. Mainly Reid-centric with a lot of JJ/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Reid
Sherlock's Dilemma by leesungyeol reviews
John's been captured by Moriarty. Again. But Sherlock's realised this is something far worse than the last time...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
It's Like A Musical Mosaic by Twist reviews
10 shorts, inspired by 10 songs. Now with Chapter 5! Featuring: Vetinari, Vimes, Drumknott, the ever-mysterious Grace Speaker, Ponder, Adora, HEX and more! Aww yeah. Still rated T but that's really pushing it. Light M, really, for sexy-time/swears.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Dabbling with Drabbles by Blood Cocoa reviews
100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Angua, Carrot
The Spy Who Loved Me by CreativeTitle reviews
A King from some far off country no one's really heard of is killed. Society is crumbling. And Miss Munroe has a special job for Lucinda. 2nd in the Needle Women Series.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Vetinari, Mrs. Palm
A Game by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Reid is kidnapped by a psychopath who wants to play games with him. As his captor creates new torture methonds for him the team is given clues on Reid's location. Can they find him before time runs out? Or will they lose? PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Stranded in the Desert Place by the-vampire-act reviews
While on the way to a seminar in Nevada, Hotch and Reid's car break down. Soon after, Reid strikes a fever. What else could go wrong, Hotch thought. Apparently a hellava lot! R&R?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
False Secrets by HermioneMaggieJareau reviews
Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member reveal a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Drabbles About Reid by the-vampire-act reviews
Series of Drabbles about Reid of all genres. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 44,728 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Needle Woman and I by CreativeTitle reviews
A New Guild made, The Needle Women. But for Lord Havelock Vetinari, this guild could change his life.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Vetinari - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Forgotten Date by God'srider reviews
When everyone forgets Tony's birthday, Abby plans something special that will bring back old memories! Stories about Tony! Spoilers for various episodes throughout the story!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Scared to Death by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Reid is seperated in the building while searching for Dr. Howard. Dr. Howard doesn't jump but captures Reid and tries to find out what Reid's afraid of and to study him. Can the team save Reid in time? Can Reid handle being captured again? PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010
Office Hours by Something Simpler reviews
One shots for Jisbon and Grigsby! Also a bit of Cho in there, since he's so cool. Romantic fluff, a bit of angst, heck, maybe even some humour in here.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009
Fallen Leaves by lazywriter123 reviews
It was supposed to be a short cut to the hotel after the case. An early halloween story, please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Who's talking? by fire-bird3224 reviews
Guess what? The FBI is bored again. Time for another exciting game.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010
Bedroom Secrets by Ololon reviews
These are 6 drabbles featuring various characters exploring that the idea that we all do things that only our sleeping partners see. Canon pairings except for Vetinari/Drumknott . Characters: Sam Vimes, Adora, William de Worde, Carrot, Vetinari, Death.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sam Vimes, Death - Complete
A name for Baby Girl by MoneButterfly reviews
The Hotchner family - Late June, 2010; Hotch and Emily can't seem to agree on a name for their little girl.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Drunken Truth by hxchick reviews
What happens when Emily picks up a drunken Hotch from a bar? The truth comes out! Two shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Truth or Dare by LoveMeThatsAllIAskOfYou reviews
Morgan and Reid get trapped in a storage unit...what happens, they play truth or dare of course. Written for the Pick Your Own Pair on Chit Chat on Author's Corner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Employee Relations Class by lazywriter123 reviews
a sequal to "Vacation for the boys", this time the whole team is up for some craziness. There is a bit of hotch/Reid fluff, its meant to be humorous rather then romantic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Bit Of This Bit Of That Mentalist Style by MissNitaGirl reviews
A collection of short stories revolving around our favorite CBI team. Chapter 7: when Lisbon comes within an inch of her life. Who is there to save her?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010
Kids say the darnedest things by ROSSELLA1 reviews
George Foyet kidnaps Jack to get to Hotch, but he's unprepared for the consequences.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Jack H., G. Foyet - Complete
Decisions, decisions by itscomplicated reviews
She had to make a decision. She pulled her right arm up, bringing the gun with her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch
I've Been Trying to Say by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
In the city of Ankh-Morpork, everyone has their little secrets, but what happens when they spill out? Everything except the plot whatever that might be belongs to Terry Pratchett.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Rincewind
An Unexpected Evening With The Boys by b-mystique reviews
A late night in the office at the BAU has the men slamming back whiskey, revealing unexpected secrets, and sharing stories about women. Rated T for language and sexual innuendos. *three shot*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Death's Biggest Fan by Rincer of Winds reviews
Death for reasons unknown to me has recived a lifetimer from a girl on Earth. How will he react to meeting someone who is actually glad to see him? Note: he's on a human kick again. Rated K because it's really got nothing bad. Death and OC oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Death - Complete
Snowed In At The BAU by TheLaikynVictoria reviews
The BAU Team, along with many other agents/employees, is snowed in at the Behavioral Analysis Unit. Now They must find ways to pass the time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
My name is Lisbon and I kick ass by lysjelonken reviews
We all know she's gonna do it one day. Here's my scenario. Dedicated to HelloQuote, aka my awesome cousin Claire, for giving me the idea.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
En Route by TheSecretCity reviews
For the 3rd Round Fanfic Challenge from ilovetvalot-Hotch/Reid, involving Ireland, a laptop charger, and an umbrella. Slightly slashy and rated for undertones!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Don't Know Much About History by TheSecretCity reviews
For the July TV prompt challenge. Reid decides to use his physics magic to get back at Strauss. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Camaraderie Has Limits Too by duchess-susan reviews
The Watch are sent on a management course. A residential course. A sequel to 'Comradeship Has Limits', but they can be read seperately. Rated extremely cautiously.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sam Vimes, Angua
Young Sam's Teacher by Temporal Austenite reviews
Sybil is looking for someone to teach Young Sam, and has brought Sam to interview everyone's favorite teacher...Susan! This is a one-shot of the interview. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes - Complete
Lies by qwerty1313 reviews
Hotch and Emily fight. Can she forgive him for what he did during the fight?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Dr Spencer Reid Sexpert by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Reid knows almost everything. The girls start to think it might apply to sex, too with how happy he keeps Morgan. When the girls discover how much Reid really knows, they beg him to teach them everything and he ends up giving the entire team sex advice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Letter to the Fangirls by morgo7kc reviews
Reid has a request for the fangirls. One-shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Pain by the-vampire-act reviews
Slash. Reid's leg is hurting more than it should. As Morgan comforts his friend, he discovers the shocking reason why. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Rain, Rain Go Away by FishieGurl reviews
Agent Hotchner was not having a good day. Getting into a car accident with the youngest member of the team just made it a whole lot worse. No Slash. Lots of Whump. Sequel is up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Glad to be Grey or Miserable to be Miscellaneous? by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby and Reg find themselves in each others company more and more. This is, I believe, the very first Nobby/Reg romance ever. Read before you flame.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Nobby N., Reg S. - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
Frozen Reliance by the-vampire-act reviews
The case gets personal once more when the UnSub forces the team to play a game of life and death in the woods. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
CBS done WHAT! by apracot reviews
What the team think of two of the characters on their favourite TV show being cut... sound familiar? This is dedicated to AJ and Paget! T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Creative Changes by tfm reviews
The review board is back, and this time, none will escape unscathed. The team are determined to fight back. Team - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Hazards of Tradition by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A multi chapter story hopefully , featuring...pretty much everyone actually. The only potential pairings are Vimes/Sybil, Carrot/Angua. Please read & review.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Death
Northern California by editor frog reviews
Hotch in jeans. Reid on a Harley. The team takes a case that has them riding with old friends to stop a renegade biker gang, with grave consequences. Contains OC's
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Morgan Started It by MissdaVinci77 reviews
It's too hot, so Morgan and Garcia find a way to cool down, BAU style. Cute oneshot. I do not own Criminal Minds. Reviews loved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Those Violent Boys by Fanless reviews
What they're up to, what they've done. Teatime & Carcer drabbles. Actual rating may vary between chapters. All sorts of allusions, including pairings. Newest: Carcer plays chess and wins — sort of.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Carcer, Jonathan T.
A Running Story by She Who Shines reviews
A series of one-shots centered on Rincewind and his darn bad luck. Many thanks to duchess-susan for the title.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Rincewind
What was i thinking? by codename.penguin reviews
New chapter: Reid lies to the doctor. A collection of Reid short stories. I decided to join the vampire act in the fun!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,428 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid
Every Day Inspirations March by madpsychogirl reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the relationships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Gibbs' rules by Partners In Fanfic reviews
Collection of hopefully funny oneshots about Gibbs' rules and why they should be followed. Rated T for minor language in some oneshots.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
During Death by She Who Shines reviews
...Teatime's adventures in the After Life.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jonathan T.
A Broken Tale by duchess-susan reviews
A series of drabbles for Teatime. Just something that happened when I started typing, really.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jonathan T. - Complete
Q&A by She Who Shines reviews
I've trapped the Hogfather characters and they are completely at our mercy. Drop a review asking questions of Susan, Death, or others, and I will force them to answer. Mwahaha. -This is inspired by a Phantom of the Opera Fanfic someone else wrote-
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Quantico by Spark Shark reviews
Drabble Collection. Reidcentric, no slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
The Discworld Dead by duchess-susan reviews
Various dead and evil characters from the Disc find themselves stuck together in the afterlife. Don't expect a serious piece of fanfiction-just a flight of madness.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Reacher Gilt, Jonathan T.
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
Zivaisms by Little Curious Cat reviews
One-shots about Ziva David, her funny "zivaisms" and everyone else in Team Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ziva D.
Ask by Sid B reviews
On a boring day at work, Jack Hotchner suddenly makes things more interesting. Chapter 6 is up! . . . WHOO HOO! *does happy dance*
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Rookie Mistakes by Mahiri Chuma reviews
He just couldn't help but think that it would be such a stupid way to die. Tony and Tim make a rookie mistake. Tim/Tony Friendship fic. *on hiatus*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
Roolz:: Lab Rat DoNoMorez by A Rhea King reviews
On his last trip to New York, Horatio noticed changes in Mac's team. After Mac Taylor, and then Catherine Willows, introduce him to the magic of The Wall, he and Calleigh create their own Wall.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Roolz:: CSI and Lab Rat NoNo's by A Rhea King reviews
After seeing The Wall in Las Vegas, Adam decides to start one in New York. It's almost scary how these things develop a life of their own.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,522 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008
What happens in Vegas by codename.penguin reviews
This is what happens when you have a teenage mathematical genius growing up in Las Vegas with limited parental supervision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,902 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Vie en Rose by Cathartes reviews
Jane tries to manipulate Lisbon into confessing her feelings for him, using a variety of underhanded and overly-complicated techniques.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Every Day Inspirations February by madpsychogirl reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the relationships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Draw Me A Star by thisisforyou reviews
Intensely, dramatically COMPLETE! So there is such a thing as destiny... but how far do you take it when the whole world seems to be against you?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Mary's Revenge by myownmind reviews
Sequel to "The Collection". Mary isn't gone yet. She has plans for Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner. Hopefully they'll survive to bring her to justice, finally. Reading the first one might help but isn't necessary.WARNING: sexual and physical abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,397 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Maple by Paineverlasting reviews
FIRST STORY! Ok, my view on what would happen if a child suddenly had to live with Reid. From her POV as it's very hard to get into Reid's head, and I like her. Rated T for language and because all CM fans should be this age anyway. All char.s included.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - S. Reid
Vacation for the boys by lazywriter123 reviews
An Office Retreat is something we never enjoy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
DiNozzo Asks Too Many Questions by jacksrevenge reviews
“You two spent the night together? ..what’s going on here McGee?” - Alternate Capitol Offense. What could’ve - and should’ve - happened when Ziva’s teasing goes a little too far. PART TWO- DiNozzo says something stupid. Gibbs is mischievous.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Every Day Inspirations January by madpsychogirl reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the relationships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
A Dozen Of One by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Twelve oneshots based on 'The Twelve Pains Of Christmas' by Bob Rivers. JJ/Hotch, with some Morgan/Prentiss and Garcia/Kevin.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The decision by ReadingYourThoughts reviews
Two friends, a forest, an accident and a decision to make. One must go for help, even if that means abandoning his friend to die alone. What would you do? Find out what Morgan and Reid did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,979 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Dear Mr Pratchett by She Who Shines reviews
Death, Albert, Susan and Mr. Teatime decide to write a letter to their creator, Terry Pratchett. And they're not happy.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Fabulous by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid could handle being propositioned by hookers, but gay clubbers are something else entirely. And Morgan certainly isn't helping. Oneshot, not slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Therapy by whiffofasharpie reviews
The NCIS crew is forced to go to therapy. How many therapists will they scare away? Tiva, McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
Come home with me by codename.penguin reviews
Just what does Reid do after work?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Get Shot by A True Criminal Mind reviews
So, this is how I would have ended L.D.S.K. Much more dramatic...I LOVE REID!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Every Day Thoughts December by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
A Last Family Christmas by Emerald1 reviews
An out of town interview gives Gibbs a glimpse of his newest agent he never expected; one he couldn't walk away from.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Sick Leave by the-vampire-act reviews
Christmas fic : When Spencer gets sick, what will the team do keep Reid in the holiday spirit? Better than it sounds. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Telling of Christmas 2005 by SignedSealedWritten reviews
JJ has a plan up her sleeve, and she's not giving up. There will be payback - blackmail photos, candy canes, Christmas trees, mistletoe, a dare gone wrong and one very special appearence by Santa Claus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009
Yes, You Can Help! by Tallie14 reviews
Patrick's mother is coming to visit, and in order to get her to stop trying to check up on him he convinces Teresa to pose as his Girlfriend... read & review please! Done-!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
CBI Secrets by horsegirl1423 reviews
The CBI team go out for dinner and Jane dares everyone to tell their deepest, darkest secrets. Will they tell? Props to OnlySoAnHour for the idea. Rates T just in case. Will have Jisbon and RigsPelt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Superman by storylover18 reviews
Reid is as close to superman as he can get. But even superman gets sick once and awhile.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Family Dynamics by dreamgoddess'92 reviews
After the events in 100, Hotch finds the team entertaining Jack. After a small lecture from Dave, Hotch realizes that the team is his family and that they'll always be there for him and his son.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Every Day Thoughts November by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
What Animal Are You? by Heavensdarkrosechild reviews
Jane is matching personalities of the team to animals.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009
a coworker also a friend but most a part of thier by maiag389 reviews
aftera death of one of the team they have to find the guy who wants them dead TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Every Day Thoughts October by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
How To Kill Leon Vance by MissJayne reviews
A collection of oneshots in which Leon Vance dies. Pretty much self explanatory.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Retaliation by flyergrad09 reviews
McGee comes into work with bad news. Someone has written an inaccurate article about NCIS! And the author thinks it's a morally questionable TV show! Slightly McGee-centric, but the whole team is involved. Fluffiness based on a real article.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Red Light by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
A closer look at the famous teamwork seminar scene. I do not own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Psyche by AthosionWarrior reviews
The team are sent into therapy, secrets are revealed, feelings are discovered and skeletons come out of the closet.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Every Day Thoughts September by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
The Collection by myownmind reviews
Aaron and Reid set out on what should be a simple lost and found. Unfortunately, Aaron's day really hadn't been going well and things only looked to be getting worse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,161 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Vivat Rex by Blood Cocoa reviews
Vetinari has gone and let himself die. Quite naturally too, which is what *really* annoys the commander. And that's just the start of the problems. Now the city needs a new leader, and there's no guarantee it'll go to the best man for the job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Retaliation by Aggie Escott reviews
Dave has a book signing, but not everyone is happy with what he has written.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - D. Rossi, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Waking Up In Vegas by Rose DiVerona reviews
The morning after solving a case in Las Vegas, Tony and Ziva wake up in bed...together. With little to no memory of what happened the night before. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Date with Dave by SillyOldThing reviews
David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Why? by nozebrahere reviews
What if Reid was good at shooting at one point, but something in his past made him afraid of guns. The team discovers a secret past of their youngest member that could change their future forever.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
A Silent Revolution by Crowfeeder reviews
The first rule of a revolution in Ankh-Morpork is 'there is no revolution', the second rule of a revolution in Ankh-Morpork is 'whatever you do, do not get caught'. But what happens to those who do when the Vetinari is the inquisitor...?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
13 Shades Of Red by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It was one of his favorite past times, making her blush. 13 different blushes, based off prompts. Last Prompt: Engagement - “We already act like a married couple.” She pointed out, and he shrugged. Then why not make it official.” He said.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Doctors and Pandas by maleshka reviews
Aaron's in the hospital after Foyet's attack; Dave comes to visit to make sure his friend is healing and meets a new friend along the way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Madness by LadyAdarah reviews
completed story currently being edited. will post in full when i've finished editing it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Quarantine by MissJayne reviews
An arguing Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight. Can they survive without dying of boredom or killing each other? Jibbs, companion piece to Volatility and Victory.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Volatility and Victory by MissJayne reviews
With Mommy and Daddy away, the Gibblets will play. When Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight, Tony and Ziva start a prank war that rapidly spirals out of control. Companion piece to Quarantine.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Bar Scene by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid comes up with a very.........unique distraction. Warning: not for young, sensitive, or innocent readers. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Vampires, Mutants and Red Smiley Faces by 221b Baker Street reviews
Written before Blood Red Moon. Three CBI agents have too much time on their hands, and entirely too much imagination. A One-Off for my kids.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Jane persuades the team to go swimming, splashing, chasing and laughter ensues. Jane topless, and Lisbon in a bikini - they can't keep their eyes off each other! Read to find out more :P Major Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Talks, Thoughts & Other OneShots by LoraLee2 reviews
A collection of oneshots, a little bit of everything, humor, angst, romance, drama.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Jane's couch by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Something happens to Jane's beloved couch.Read and find out! I suck at summaries.Jisbon all the way.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Memorandum Collection by editor frog reviews
An ongoing series of inter-office memos authored by the folks over at the BAU. Sit back, relax, enjoy the fun!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Every Day Thoughts May by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Agent T Lisbon by rhapsodybree reviews
A humorous one shot about a gender mix-up. Lisbon/Jane if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hokey Pokey by lil smiles reviews
"Lisbon, focus, I know you're picturing me naked, but try to focus." Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Saving Dr Reid by mabelreid reviews
One Shot We all love Reid and his constant flirtation with death. It occured to me that the FBI might not have such a love affair. What happens when they completely over react to this phenomenon?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Uncomfortable by psychokid reviews
Something is making Reid uncomfortable, and Morgan wants to know what.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Every Day Thoughts April by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Blue Lights by redfeatherz reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fools by rogueandkurt reviews
Welcome to the BAU prank wars. Oneshot. April Fools teamfic. Emily, Morgan, JJ gen. Semi Reid centric. Post- Cold Comfort.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Every Day Thoughts March by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
How a Profiler Goes on Vacation by editor frog reviews
When Reid and Austin go on vacation, hilarity and mishap ensues. Collaboration with mabelreid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - S. Reid
Every Day Thoughts February by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favourite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Inside Job by mabelreid reviews
Set after 52 pickup Someone in the BAU covets Dr. Reid's abilities for their own. Now the team must find their missing team member. How do they defeat another team of profilers working against them?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,672 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Every Day Thoughts January by MissJayne reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about the friendships between our favorite characters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
10 reasons by CraZYdUCKIE reviews
10 reasons for everything, beginning with... 10 reasons I love Severus Snape, definitely a joke. Please don't interpret anything from my first chapter as serious. Anyway, please read, enjoy and review! Also, feel free to read my other stories...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007
Lawfulness by adele4 reviews
Vimes and Vetinari have a conversation, before the events of 'Thud': arresting thieves is against the law, and hindering honest Morporkians at their job can lead to serious legal trouble.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Hogswatch Story by Twist reviews
Hogswatch in the Vimes household, complete with antisocial godfather. Merry Christmas, kids.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
A Bazillion Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Boomerang Fish reviews
The title says it all. Every Potter fan hates Lord Voldemort, now is the time to get revenge! Come on you KNOW you want to. I post reader suggestions, chapter 10 is finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
While You Wait by Blood Cocoa reviews
Angua and Sally encounter an occupational hazard and find themselves waiting around a bit before they can get on with their un lives.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Angua, Sally von H - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Two possibilities by ZivaFan reviews
Two possibilities regarding what Ziva and Tony have been doing in the past three months spoiler for Shalom
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Consequences by Watchman reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
The World Keeps Spinning On by Abigail-Nicole reviews
A series of Discworld drabbles about everything. Features everyone from Christine to Death to Leonard to Vimes and more: originally on the Discworld100 LJ community.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004
The End of the Tour by Significant Owl reviews
A meeting between old friends. Takes place some time after 'Men at Arms.' Written for a Discworld100 challenge. DRABBLE.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003
Death Makes a Wish by Sparkling Slayer reviews
Finally finished and updated, for anyone who was reading! Thanks for the support, guys! :o
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Complete
The Guild of Counsellors by JoJo2002 reviews
A new guild opens in Ankh-Morpork. Ponder is the first character to pay a visit
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 3/21/2001
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Christmas Shopping reviews
"Maybe shopping with Emily wasn't such a bad idea after all." Written for Fanatical Writer in the Christmas Exchange challenge. Merry Christmas!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Halloween Hotch Style reviews
What happens when Hotch forgets one of the biggest days in the year? Set pre-Reaper, but can be any time up to series 6. Could be JJ/Hotch if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Perfection reviews
Am I under arrest?" How exactly did Owlswick Jenkins end up in the Tanty?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
What Sergeant Franklin Did When He Was 11 reviews
Oh, gods" he thought again, turning slowly around to see what he knew was going to be there. What exactly did Seargeant Franklin in Night Watch do when he was 11?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010
Vimes's Coping Method reviews
So, what did Vetinari find out?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Spencer? reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Reid was late for work one day? Read and Review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
It's cold in Texas reviews
Yeah, I know it's a rubbish title, but I couldn't think of anything else. Reid tries to make up for something he did to Morgan... Sorry if this gets pushed to the top of the page, fixing a typo, please read A/N if you reviewed under the name Mariana
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Relaxation Time reviews
Okay, this is a silly little one-shot about how the team decideds to relax one night. Read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/2/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Police Protection reviews
“Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
Discworld OneShots reviews
Yeah, I know it's a rubbish title, but who cares?:P okay, this is my first fan-fic, so don't judge too harshly :D hope to update lots.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009