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my BFF Michaela and me, have a personal joke were she is everyones favorite match making and shopping obsessed pixie Alice Cullen. And I'm her book loving clumsy best friend, who she always try's to take shopping Bella Swan. where two tanned blond surfer girls, i'm a pure bread aussie, mikers is a South African sufer girl, and together we rock this world!

We're the girls that go to the school dances, or games and when we do we sit in the front row just so everyone can see us. We're attached at the hip to a point where people ask if we're sisters. One would rather we standing yelling at the boys on field while the other has no idea why we're out in the middle of winter freezing our butts off in so called fashionable jeans and singlets when everyone else is in ski jackets. We're the girls that argue over going to a party filled with guys or to the new movie that just came out and end up splashing through the puddles on the street because we got bored with fighting. We're the girls that would never ditch each other for a guy. That steal the center of attention from the bimbo who thought she was running the show. We're the girls that end up doing our homework even though one of us would rather be reading and the other would like to be dancing on tables but have enough sense to know it won't get them where they want to be so they compromise. We're the girls that people say that’s who I want to be. We may have to compromise but we never compromise our personality and that why we're the yin and yang of best friends.

Was that an earthquake? or did we just rock this world!!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. If we act like a guy, we're called tough. But if a guy acts like a girl... well... who's the weakling now?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Quotes ‘n’ Stuff

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Smiles evilly)

After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done. (Blabber mouths…)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (It’s their fault in the first place.)

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. (I bet on it!)

I never pirated was donated. By the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night... and voila! (She also did this for all my other pirated CD’s. I’m innocent!)

When I hear somebody say "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" (Death?)

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. (Now this is very trueevil laughter)

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" (What if they actually do? Hmm… You use more muscles to scream bloody murder of course.)

A wise man once said, “I don't know, go ask the women!" (Yes, you have to admit women are better. Very smart of him. I’ll go give him a cookie.)

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. (Boing… boing… boing… SPLAT!)

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... (We both agree on it.)

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny. (Where’s all the chocolate?! I spent all those money on… nothing!?)

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (People and their long memory… tsk tsk tsk.)

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. (Hours later…)

If all else fails, read the instructions. (Oh… So that’s how you do it! Stupid me…)

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (Nothing… It was nothing…)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. (Ha! I hit it again! I RULE! YEAH!)

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes. (Take that! I hope you go blind!)

You can't have any of my nothing! (It’s mine!!)

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. (Catchy…)

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (…)

If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundreds of people have been struck by lightning looking for it. (Ooh! Where’s the silver- AAH! I JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!! Oh yeah, real smooth.)

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you’re not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone... (Hello… lo… lo… lo… echo… echo…)

Give credit when desired. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. (May the better you win.)

Smile at people you don’t like, it makes them wonder what you did... (Mwahaha)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties! (Yup, sure was.)

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. (And they sure wish they could, too.)

I'm not random; I just have many tho- OOH A SQUIRREL! (??)

Elmo knows where you live! (Eek! He’s a stalker!)

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... (Yum. A team could eat a meat pie together… But then I can just eat it all by myself. Why bother sharing?)

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. (Loser.)

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (Unless it’s Carlisle. Who would want to hit him?? A psycho, maybe.)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (Now who stole my floor?!)

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. (And failing, if I may add.)

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. (Yum. barf)

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (And break some bones in the progress…)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. (I agree.)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Take that, lousy piece of junk!)

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. (YOU’RE EXPELLED!!)

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (Temptation… hmm… Oh right! I need to take a left in Robbingsville… then a right… At last! Temptation, come to mama!)

Hand over the chocolate or I will sing. (glass shatters)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (CRASH!)

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. (Beep beep!)

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. (No one’s looking… okay, now’s a good time to spill my Coke.)

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? (Yeah! I second that!)

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. (You should be thanking me for my generosity instead!)

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (Hmph.)

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff… (I dare you follow me…)

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? (Yeah right! I challenge him this instant!)

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Person #3: We could try to mutate it, make it a square!

Person #4: Or we could just transfer to another planet!

Person #5: Just shut up. People like you are the reason why we don’t get any happiness.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. (Floor: You bet I do… Your feet stink.)

Go hug a cactus!

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack. (Eek! It just stole my banana!)

Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents. (It’s our turn to suffer…)

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. (What the hell? Something’s up…)

All girls listen up! Remember the seven B’s: Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies… Or, if you want, it could go: Boys Before Books Because Books Bring Boredom. It’s your pick.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. (Groan)

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. (Those darn souls! grumble)

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? (Me. Yes, I only trust me, which is why I’ talking to myself.)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, loser! (Evil laughter)

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (Right? Right?)

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". (Translation: every day… Don’t you dare piss me off.)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (Alas, I was unsuccessful. Now my feet hurt.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Yep.)

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. (Thanks a lot for accepting that!)

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (do re mi fa so la ti do!! lifeboat explodes)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (That’s what you call word power!)

If you get scared at a movie, just throw candy at the people sitting in front of you. (That way, they’ll get mad at you, and you’ll have another thing to be scared of.)

When someone says to try to take a walk in their shoes, just roll your eyes and say their shoes are too small. (I truly do have big feet. _)

Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!

Perfection is a waste of time.

Practice makes perfect. But then, nobody is perfect, so why bother practicing?

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. (How could parents let their children watch a show starring a murderer?)

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. (Yeah!)

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over. (That’s how demonic I am. Mwahahaha.)

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is a human's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear. (crickets chirping)

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. (Then be killed yourself.)

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. (Weird...)

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men? (Dear murderer, please don’t kill me. Sincerely, me. That’s stupid.)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (One… Two… Three… Fo- !#)

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (YES! They so are.)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Yay! Now that is a cooler form of exercise!)

People who act friendly have an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination. (Raise your hand if this applies to you. raises hand)

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? (Good question.)

When two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? (Another good question.)

All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver Volvo owner that sparkles in the sunlight and bites that too much to ask for? (Apparently so. Hmph.)

Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes! Ha! Go brunettes! (Go me!)

I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Like you don't gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it's just because he's a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.


When life gives you lemons, go to the store and demand a refund for those lemons. Then, rub your money in life's face!

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far. (But I’ve reached the dragon, who is currently breathing fire into me. Help.)


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top


1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, NOT.ALL.BLONDS.R.DUM.


Chapter 23:

Bella's dress: (imagine blue)
Bella's shoes:

Michaela's dress:
Michaela's shoes:

Alice's dress:
Alice's shoes:

Rose's dress:
Rose's shoes: (the gold)

Victoria's dress: (imagine red)
Victoria's shoes:

Jacinta's dress:
Jacinta's shoes:

Sophie's dress:

Clara's dress:

Chapter 27:

Bella's top:
Bella's pants:

Victoria's top:
Victoria's pants:

Rose's top:
Rose's pants:


the girls:

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Someone to Love You by northstar61 reviews
Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 434,335 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Our Little Arrangement by MissWikipedia reviews
Rachel and Puck have a HUGE secret, what will happen when they tell the rest of Glee Club about it. Not your average Puckleberry story! Rachel/Puck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,376 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
I'll Be Yours by Lady Calina reviews
Last Chap Is Up! Bella discovers that Carlisle has stayed behind to protect her as Edward wished and finds comfort in a familiar face. When she discovers the family's reason for leaving, her world is changed. M: Death, Violence, Language & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
One More Time by Dark Angel Nemesis reviews
AU summer before Harry's fourth year. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations. Harry Potter/Fleur Delacour pairing. Dumbledore bashing, Weasley bashing. The story starts July 31, 1994 before the Triwizard Tournament. Powerful Harry, smart Harry takes no crap. Chapter 1 and 2 have been updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,064 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Twists and Turns by sweetgleek07 reviews
Sam and Rachel are assigned a Mash-Up from Mr Schuester, much to Finn and Quinn's disapproval. A sudden romance quirks a lot of unexpected twists and turns. Can they make their relationship work? Pezberry/Puckleberry friendships. Midseason 2 to AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,371 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sam E., Rachel B.
Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews
While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,845 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Revealed by Kiki1770 reviews
Set in Eclipse- Max was abandoned by the flock, she and Jeb turn into Charlie and Bella Swan and move to Forks. Now three years later, being hunted by a vampire army, pressured for marriage and choosing between wolves and vampires, Max's secrets come out when a certian someone shows up from her past. Who will she choose now? Edward/Max/Fang. Discontinued.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang, Bella, Edward - Complete
A Friend In Need Is A Lover Indeed by The-Under-Butler-Did-It reviews
After the events at the Thirsk Fair, Jimmy sees a very different side of Thomas. For the first time he sees him for the lonely and vulnerable man he is. And he finally accepts something about himself too, something he has kept secret and hidden for a long time. Set during S3 Christmas Special. Warning: GRAPHIC MM SLASH.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Thomas, Jimmy K.] E. Hughes - Complete
Flirting with Convention by Apollo888 reviews
Their first meeting was not, in fact, their first meeting. A non-linear AU tale beginning in Series 1. The first story in a series that continues with We Shall Fight.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 168,807 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Matthew C., Mary C.] - Complete
The Originals by MsSkylerBlack reviews
Bella is still heartbroken over Edward when Charlie gets offered a job in Mystic Falls. Can a new place and a type of vampire Bella never exsisted finally heal her heart?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,866 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
Breathing by Missmishka reviews
After the events of 2x08 "Raving," all that matters to Isaac is that Scott keeps breathing. YES! After nearly a year with no updates, I have a new CHAPTER! 17/? UPLOADED
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,257 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Isaac L., Scott M.
Changed for the Better by Gleeks09 reviews
Rachel doesn't have the caring fathers everyone thinks she has. When Quinn and her mom find out an unlikely frienship forms between the two girls. Shelby will also play a role. Starts after the first season. Please give it a look.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 576,293 - Reviews: 4115 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Two Spies in a Show Choir by 5SecsOfLARRYcat reviews
There are two spies in New Directions! Can New Directions figure it out before it's too late! Is Jesse one of the spies? Who and what are they spying for? Wait, why is a member of Vocal Adrenaline hanging out with Rachel? Set after Bad Reputation!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Remember by DoctorDarkAngel reviews
Stiles might be Scott's best friend but Isaac? Isaac was Scott's soul-mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Scott M., Isaac L. - Complete
What's Hidden by illmakeitjustwatch reviews
Rachel Berry is falling appart and has found comfort in a razor blade. Faberry. Brittana is thrown in here and there. Also friendship between the four girls. Shelby involvement as well. Contains self injury. Heavy on the angst side. Writting gets better.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 90,976 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
What must be done by WatcherComplex reviews
Spoilers for Season 2 EP 3:Instead of Scott dragging himself to the Vet he goes unconscious. Boyd has to call Allison to take him there. Thus the Veterinarian is able to talk with both of them, and Stiles about the upcoming war and their role in it. Image Is CC, courtesy of NASA. Now a Two Shot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Scott M., Lydia M. - Complete
New Beginning by Pervingly reviews
What if, Edward left again. What if Bella moved to Australia with her friend Katelyn. And meets Emma, Cleo, and Rikki. Read and find out. R&R. Sorry, bad at summarys. Edward bashing. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,787 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella
Rachel, Interrupted by EnchantedtoMeetYou reviews
Rachel is no longer the confident dreamer she once was. She now battles with a personality disorder that is causing her to spiral. Will she be able to raise herself up from her ashes? She has a lot of pieces to put together, but luckily, she is not alone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,165 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All for You by Hummelberry Addict reviews
What if Kurt and Rachel became friends in "Duet". Rachel stands up for Kurt in "Furt" and almost gets raped, can he help her. I suck at Summeries. will be a Kurtchel romance... don't like don't read. Oh, guys if you like this you might like Taboo by me
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Break out of the Funk by AllisonSwan reviews
A change in the events in Funk changes things for the Glee Club..Plus the arrival of family member helps Rachel put things in perspective..St Berry with Puckleberry/Pezberry/Hummelberry friendships
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,232 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The Words I Would Say by Rachel Lily Gleek Potter reviews
Rachel is thrilled that her childhood best friend is transferring to WMHS. But how will he fit into the football team, social ladder, and glee club. "What if Sam Evans was really Rachel's almost brother?" Not AU yet. established Finchel eventual Kum
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Rachel B., Sam E.
Triple Identification by spwarkle reviews
Right now, I'm Michelle Torres, class A nerd. In an hour, I'll be Mitchie, popular, well known kid. Tonight, I'll be Demi Lovato, world famous singer. The problem? All three of me are spending the summer at one certain music camp. The same summer.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
The Path I Walk is None but Mine Own by Intarsia reviews
Harry finds himself with the chance to become a vampire and gain numerous advantages over Voldemort and he takes it. His life changes for the better as he learns to control his new abilities while his love life takes a turn toward a wizarding taboo. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,828 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Valek's Poison Study by Harlequin99 reviews
Poison Study from Valek's POV. His thoughts and feelings throughout the novel. The thoughts and feelings of a master assassin.
Study series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,309 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Yelena Z., Valek
Le Vie D'Arthur! by Alexandre Benedict reviews
How I think season 1 really should have ended. Arthur wakes up and he is healed. He asks Gaius what happened but Gaius won't say other than Merlin may be in trouble. Arthur races to save his secret love. Will he make it? if he does, what will he discover?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,445 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending by marshtomp madness reviews
Arthur is waylaid by a curse that puts him to sleep until true love's kiss wakes him. Merlin finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation, being that true love and all. There will be a sequel.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Uther's Reaction by mrsgeorgeweasley48 reviews
You could say Uther was a little suprised when he saw his son tell the entire nation he was gay. Especially as he'd not told Uther. Add-on piece for 'Call it 'Destiny'. You WILL need to have read 'Call in 'Destiny' to understand this story!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
All the Way to the Top by MissElliexXxXx reviews
"Look around you, The 11 people you are sitting with are now your family. You don't have to like it but that's the business you've chosen to pursue by enrolling in this school." St Berry AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,855 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
if only by spoilers-mrs.robison reviews
when past secret come out nothing will ever be the same. People are lost, loved ones are endangered, and children are forced into uncommon situations...and that's only the begining!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,582 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Intoxication by onemilliongoldstars reviews
Abandoned, again. Left to wallow in her own self pity. And then he appears. When Jesse turns up at the Christmas Tree Sale, Rachel finds that, where Finn is easily controlled and predictable, Jesse is like a force of nature. Dangerous, but intoxicating.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,252 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
On Her Own by cybercat08 reviews
After the 'Run, Joey, Run' incident, Jesse leaves McKinley and Rachel follows him to Carmel. How will Rachel handle being a member of VA? And what will ND do without her? Explores the Shelby/Rachel relationship, Rachel/Jesse Quinn/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,505 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ., Quinn F.
A New Direction by Sparkle Girl reviews
Post Special Education, Rachel has a few difficult decisions to make, and finds allies in both Kurt and Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
The Angel by shobsnet02 reviews
Timeline: Vampire Diaries Season 2 and after New Moon. Victoria found Bella and there was no one to save her. What will happen to her? And when the Cullens and our heroine cross paths once again, what will she do? Read and find out. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,512 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Damon
Voyage of the Dawn Treader: My Version by kelseyelizabethxo reviews
Lucy and Caspian's developing relationship aboard the Dawn Treader! If you liked this story please check out my new HP Viktor/Hermione story, ангел!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,609 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
It's Official by nkb-92 reviews
Nothing turned out the way Rachel Berry wanted it after Sectionals, nothing. In fact, things might just be worse than they were before. She still doesn't have Finn, still doesn't have friends, she doesn't even have her fellow 'Glee Clubbers' anymore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,470 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Unexplained connection by Daniel'smummy reviews
Bella and Jake struggle with an unusual imprinting, but it is only the start of Jake's discoveries. Soon a tangled web of secrets threatens to seperate him from his pack and push him into an uneasy allegiance to keep Bella safe from harm. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,214 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Chasing Lights by MidnightxAngel reviews
Based during "A Very Glee Christmas." When Rachel disappears at the Christmas Tree Lot, New Directions have to stay strong together and help each other through this hard time. Will they ever see Rachel again?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,955 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
The Wrong Type of Adrenaline by CeciltheGleek reviews
New Directions and Vocal Adrenaline's rivarly gets out of hand. Will and Shelby try to devise a method to create a healthy competition, instead of a bitter rivalry, but with these groups could anything work? Rachel-centric, includes Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,340 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rachel B.
Reaching Potential by rogan4evur reviews
Rachel Berry longs to be what Jesse St. James already is. One of America's hottest young stars. When these two run into each other in New York City, they find that the student may be becoming the teacher. St. Berry, Multi-Chapter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Mea Culpa by OpheliaDrowns reviews
Rachel tells Finn about Quinn's pregnancy lie but finds herself feeling bad when she sees the girl falling apart. Rachel offers Quinn a place to stay. They may not be friends now but what will happen once they are living in the same house? M in future
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
I'm Still Standing by MistressMalvagita reviews
When Kurt leaves school that only leaves 1 main target for all of Karofsky's anger. Warnings: attempted sexual assault
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Club MC by I'mAMusicGirl reviews
After the second summer of Camp Rock, Mitchie loses contact with all of her friends of Camp. Now she works at Club MC. What happens when the VIP's of that night are Connect 3 with their girlfriends and manager? Rated T just to be safe.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mitchie T., Nate
Shadows in the Night by XxJustXxAxXNobodyxX reviews
Adopted from JezebelWhitlock. Bella Swan has been through a lot. One moment changes everything. Leaving Forks, Bella finds something she never thought she'd have again. Human/Vamp.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,650 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Stefan S.
Rachel & Puck Have a Baby by HannahLouiseHarvey reviews
Basically Rachel & Puck have a baby girl and live together without anyone else knowing. But not for long, I don't own glee or any of the songs I'll be using. Quinn isn't pregnant and is with Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,183 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Jump Then Fall by princessxoamber reviews
Bella is approached by Leah saying she needs her help. What's wrong with Seth? What's going to happen with the Cullen's? Victoria? Jake? Charlie and Embry's mom are WHAT? Read and Review peeps! xoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Seth
When you least expect it by Fanpire109 reviews
Set during Bad Reputation. There's an explosion in the choir room when one glee club member is injured how will the rest react? Will this tragic event bring some closer together? Was the explosion an accident or was it planned?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Living With Connect 3 by HannahLouiseHarvey reviews
Mitchie got kicked out by her mom, so she makes her way to New York, where her childhood friends Connect 3 live, they let her stay with them. Will Shane and Mitchie become a couple now that they live with each other? I don't own Camp Rock!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Watch Me Burn by rae of sunshinexx reviews
She laid on the ground crying, her body was sore and screaming at her with each move she attempted to make. But she only wanted one person in that moment, only one embrace. "Jesse?" She muttered into the phone, her hands clasping tightly around the phone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Timing by SpyKid18 reviews
In the aftermath of hearing about Finn and Santana, Rachel finds an unexpected guest at her doorstep. Jesse St James always did have good timing. ST BERRY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Our day will come by vickay reviews
Rachel finally got together with Finn after the baby gate scandal.However, her dream relationship isn't all she'd thought it would be, feeling as though she's never enough for Finn will the mysterious new guy Jesse help her remember who she really is? AU!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,193 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
there's nothing you can do by The Fluff Queen reviews
... to make me turn away from you. A twist to 'Funk'. Rachel knew all about the egging.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
You Play To Win The Game by TJ7207789 reviews
AU from 2x09 Special Education, what should have happened after New Directions weak performance at sectionals, and Will's reluctance to just try and win, no matter what. RachelxJesse, Supportive Shelby
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by AllWasWellatPigfarts reviews
Rachel hurt and upset over her treatment by the glee club turns to someone unexpected... but is it? Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Their time to shine by gleek06216 reviews
Alternate version of This is what i'm gonna do. A twist of Special education. Has St. Berry along with Kurt/Rachel, Faberry, Puckleberry, and Cherry Friendship. Enjoy! Written for Unsuspecting Sunday Afternoon
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Love Never Dies by AshMichele reviews
Rachel goes to Carmel instead of McKinley for her freshman year because of their arts programs. What happens when Shelby becomes her coach? Can they finally get the mother/daughter relationship they've both dreamed about?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rachel B., Shelby C. - Complete
Bets by gleek06216 reviews
Cherryford crazyness Rachel's short skirts and sweaters worn because of a dare she had with her two best friends before freshman year. and she's done with it. More summery inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Rachel B., Mike C.
Visitor by rogan4evur reviews
Rachel glanced at her fellow classmates and noticed how every one seemed to be extremely excited at the prospect of meeting an actual Broadway star. This guest is what almost everyone, including Rachel, wanted to be. Future one shot AU-ish St. Berry!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Stay at My Place by RubberSoulRevolver reviews
Rachel Berry meets one of her Broadway idols - Jesse St. James - at his stage door, but she ends up with more than just an autograph and photo. WRITTEN FOR Gemelli22's ST.BERRY STAGE DOOR CHALLENGE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Raising Bella by MilkshakeFanfiction reviews
Edward Cullen's life is turned upside down one night as he takes in the scent of the most desirable blood imaginable. But he discovers the scent in the form of a two year old, alone in the woods. Can he resist temptation long enough to raise her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
On the Outs by breathlessnightxx reviews
When Rachel Berry is kicked out of Glee for the Sunshine incident, she finds herself more alone than ever. That is, until a certain arrogant male lead comes back into her life. St. Berry, AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B.
someone to understand by The Fluff Queen reviews
From 'Audition' to 'Duets', the road that leads Rachel Berry back to Jesse St. James. St. Berry set in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Oh My Gucci by thestoriesofmyheart reviews
Kurt and Rachel both decide to get a little tipsy one night, and are now faced with an unexpected consequence. What will they do? Will they hide who the father is? Or will they face reality and tell people the truth...find out in Oh My Gucci
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
Forever is never enough by Lucyferina reviews
Free, I finally felt free and I realized that home wasn't a place to me, it was Jacob Black. Wherever he was that's where I belonged. "Jacob, I love you and I'm sorry I didn't figure it out sooner." Strong Bella/ Alpha Jacob. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,999 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
My Savior by teamjacobrulez reviews
In the midst of her near death, he was the only one who was there to save her. When everyone else had abandoned her, he was the one who came to give her comfort. When no one else loved her, he did. After suffering a bad heartbreak, can she love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
California Girls by Sparky176 reviews
After the mess with Sunshine, Rachel decides it's time to leave Lima behind, and moves on with her life. Only to run into the past when she meets New Directions at Nationals 2011.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Hear Me Out by AmyLeigh88 reviews
Jesse confronts Shelby about her treatment of Rachel, and Rachel learns the truth about Jesse's involvement in her finding her mother. This is basically my way of reconciling what went down in the final 3 episodes of season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Somewhere Over the Rainbow by RyleeBeth reviews
Things can and WILL get complicated when you have to call Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang at midnight. And that's just the beginning! Main pairing is St. Berry, but with plenty of other pairings, especially Quinn/Puck. Please read and give it a chance!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,492 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Almost by WickedForGood13 reviews
"I almost did it," he whispered, so softly that she almost didn't hear. "I almost cracked that egg on your forehead." A single tear ran down his cheek. What would have happened had Jesse chosen Rachel over his team that fateful day? "Funk" AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Meet Me on the Equinox by Felicity Dream reviews
AU massive episodal rewrite. "He's the enemy! You can't like him!" Her lip quivered, but she stared back in resolve. "I can and I will." And she silently said goodbye to the first boy she ever liked. St. Berry developing relationship , Finchel tension, Puckleberry/Quinn friendship. Hiatus.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,352 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.]
Aaron by WolfRave reviews
Rachel knew the moment she saw him that her life and reputation at McKinly were over. Rachel has a secret that just got blown, how does this affect her and the guy who is crazy about her? Massive thanks to my lovely Beta! :D PrincessOnyx :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,270 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Becoming by LazalotAnreads reviews
As Jacob turns into a Werewolf, Bella turns into a Witch. Then the Pack asks Bella to join them, and she agrees. After that, life gets even stranger than it already was.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,489 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Shooting Stars by St. Berry 4 reviews
"Jesse's been in an accident." Rachel felt her knees buckle and was suddenly very glad Mr. Shue had not released her shoulders.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Break It by YupSureDid reviews
Jesse broke Rachel's heart during Funk. This is yet another version of the aftermath. It's my first fluff attempt for Glee. /Cherry/
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Rachel B., Mike C. - Complete
The Truth Is by RubberSoulRevolver reviews
AU - Jesse is adopted. this is how he connects to his bio-dad. Jesse centric... although heavy on the St.Berry love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,117 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
The Consequences of Redemption by CullenLovingMom reviews
After Jasper’s attack on Bella during her birthday party, he leaves the Cullens. Meanwhile, the Cullens leave Forks. Bella is alone and vulnerable. When Victoria comes for her, Jasper is the only one she can reach for help. JXB AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,546 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Broadway Bootcamp by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
What if Rachel and Jesse had met in middle school,before they were rivals? St. Berry
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Come What May by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint story! Bella gets more than she bargained for when she confronts Jake. Many bumps along the road, but can Paul and Bella's love survive anything? Cullens, Vitoria, love, hate...Can i friendship survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,114 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Pretend by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Take Me Home to My Heart by LallyintheSky reviews
After Regionals, Rachel Berry vowed she would never look at Jesse St. James again. But two weeks later, Rachel is met with some unexpected and life-altering news. Can she convince Jesse and herself that it's not too late?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9628 - Favs: 8,576 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
St Douche Bites The Dust by ThinksInWords reviews
A song is no revenge for an egging and a broken heart. So the wrath of Puck is upon Jesse St. Junk and the rest of Vocal Adrenaline. Post-Funk Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
I've Always Loved You by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint Story! After Jake gets 'sick', Bella starts hanging out with Quil. How will they help each other heal? What happens when the Cullen's come back to town and Will Victoria finally get her revenge? Please give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,701 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Choices by St. Berry 4 reviews
Everything was about choices for Jesse. Returning to Vocal Adrenaline was one, but now he had to choose between his club and her. Set during the episode 'Funk'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5998 - Favs: 10,251 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9085 - Favs: 15,992 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Going for the Gold by tamelaine reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,489 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sandhya Society by DarkHairedVeela reviews
ALL HUMAN!Twelve year old, Isabella Marie Swan is found unconscious floating in an abandoned boat. What happens when a secret organization finds her, brings her in as one of their own. rated T just incase. way better than the summary! I promise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Second Chances by PiperPaigePhoebe01 reviews
Camp Rock. Mitchie never sang at the end of Final Jam; Shane never found his mystery girl. A year went by, yet neither of them forgot about each other. They both returned to Camp Rock the next summer, but little did they know what was about to occur...
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,811 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
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Everything I'm Looking For reviews
Harry asks Hermione to the Yule ball. Ron leaves her crying on the staircase. Harry's the one to comfort her. with a kiss in front of the entire school, strange things start 2 happen. Full summary inside. H/Hr R&R.ADOPTED BY ASimpleBeauty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
love lost, and a sister found reviews
Edward leaves in NM & Victoria comes to play. Bella joins her and they become a coven, with a few new members. what happens 6 years later when they see a few familiar faces at school? what if Bella didn't forgive so easily? ADOPTED BY Book.Choi!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,719 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella
Parent Trap Cullen Style reviews
B&E got a divorce 12yrs ago. only problem is that they had twins. what happens when they meet @ camp and take instant hating 2 each other? with E starting a relationship bak home the only way the girls can save their parents is 4 them 2 c each other again
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward