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Hi everyone! I'm TheThingInYourCloset. :DD

I MIGHT write things; don't pressure me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


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The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ephemeral As Love by Shiroi Hoshi reviews
Ideal art is immortal, it is what Sasori believes in. But art; real art, it is a wispy cloud of passing rain. It moves fast, almost as if it has never been there. Real art; it is as ephemeral as love and life— and that is what Deidara will always believe in. Two different worlds collide as Sasori and Deidara meet. Is love worth changing your beliefs? SASODEI ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
In the Moment by Midnight's Shining Star reviews
Deidara reflects while watching a thunderstorm. Better than it sounds! Hopefully :P By request now a 2-shot! No pairings xP
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hair by perfectioninmypride reviews
Hidan and Deidara butted heads from the moment they met. They had nothing in common… or so they thought… Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
He Thought He Died Happy Too by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sequel to I Thought I Died Happy where Deidara puts the Address Rule Book to good use and Sasori's stuck tagging along. "ITACHI! You'll pay, un!" "We'll just come over tomorrow after Deidara calms down..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Thought I Died Happy by obsidianLight16 reviews
"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Forget Me by shortcrust pastry reviews
Halloween-fic. Contest entry one-shot. Sasuke decides to play a Halloween trick on Hinata after she is forgotten by her friends. Romance & mild Horror, SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Kakuzu's revenge by I-Fancy-Rock-Lee reviews
After 4 long years of Hidan...well being Hidan really, Kakuzu finally decided to get his own back. "My turn." he thought as the humurous revenge stirred in his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Caught in the Crowd by MyShadowOfDoom reviews
Every day it was a race to school and even though everyone hated her and bullied her, he talked to her and soon they became friends. But will Sakura's constant bullying pull them apart? ONESHOT! WARNING: EMO SAKURA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Parental Control by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan's Swear Jar by Stupefied-Kunoichi reviews
Thanks to Tobi's 'smart' idea, Hidan has been blessed with a swear jar. Rated T for language, that means YOU Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki and the FUN song by lilgal22 reviews
Tobi forgets the words to the FUN song, so he asks his fellow Akatsuki. Pandemonium enisues. WARNING: Akatsuki leader and blue's name revealed in this. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and others also. All akatsuki members. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
Itachi, lets make a baby by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sexting by Gwyndolyn Slim reviews
Sasuke steals, or borrowed as he calls it, Itachi's mobile phone. Taking it to school one day, he takes a picture of Naruto that could easily make him look like a pedophile. With an ingenious plan, Itachi, with the help of Kisame, retrieves his mobile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Briefcase by skidtick reviews
Deidara briefly wonders why that foul mouth Jashin idiot has not been killed off by Kakuzu yet. Especially since he had just drawn crude stitches all over his body and was loudly proclaiming Kakuzu's love for porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
First Impressions by Bleeping Bloop reviews
People always say first impressions are most important when meeting new people. So what was Hidan's first impression of Deidara? Oneshot. Everyone was thinking it, but nobody has written it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Noticing going unnoticed by book-fanatic14 reviews
When Hinata and Sasuke emerged from hiding, Hinata still pressing her fingers to her lips, and Sasuke looking especially annoyed, they could both see that what Sakura and Naruto had done was more then a little "kissing".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teasing Sunshine by orangefangirl reviews
A little 'encounter' Deidara has with Itachi early in the morning...nothing happens, but it's suggested that they have feeling for each other. In other words: boyxboy suggestiveness. I think it's cute/ funny/corny, so R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Fears by RedIvy reviews
Hinata and Sasuke are married, and are getting used to each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Sasori's Plan by snowflake98 reviews
Dei's always mad at everyone. Sasori always uses the same plan each time. Sasodei. Sasori's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Accepting It by snowflake98 reviews
Deidara accepts everything Itachi says. Even if he knows it's not true. ItaDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Puppet by Gigglesnorter reviews
Chiyo-Baa-Chan told me too make friends. And so I did. But they were all insane, mutants, freaks, or just plain pedophiles. Sasori crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Who Actually Got Played? by Civil Enough reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has always wondered why he never got a girl to stay. Maybe because he fails to realize that he has all the possessive bastardly murderous bishonen fan boys kicking them away? Well, just maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just So You Know, I Still Hate You A Lot by Alory Shannon reviews
A few months after Akatsuki is defeated, Sasuke is captured by Cloud-nin and thrown into prison…and who happens to be in the next cell over comes as a pretty big surprise. Set post-series, slightly AU now thanks to recent chapters. NOT YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
Eternity Ends With An Explosion by Caelice reviews
AU. Against his better judgment, Sasori cares for an injured Deidara, all the while convincing himself that it was only to satisfy his own curiosity as to why he was hurt in the first place. SasoDei, Kakuhida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Partnership by systersanning reviews
As of a temporary illness of the fishflu from Kisame, Itachi was left without a partner. Coincidentally, Deidara was one partner short too. ItaDei CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
April Fool's Day by Midnight Moonfly reviews
April fool's day. That was a day all the Akatsuki members looked forward to and dreaded at the same time. Their way of celebrating this day was much more cruel and painful. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Imperfect Portraits by RBMIfan reviews
DeidaraxHinata serious, non-romantic. An outcast Hyuuga tries desperately to become stronger. A bored missing nin is undercover as a painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the portrait. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Godhead by sinemoras09 reviews
I am too pure for you or anyone. Your body hurts me as the world hurts God. Deidara adjusts to life as an Akatsuki. Gen. Deidara, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Life and TImes of Utakata by masterjc reviews
Focuses on Utakata, one of the many jnchuuriki that were ignored by Kishimtoto. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Utakata - Complete
Humor Him by Turn Back Now reviews
Deidara is hiding from Tobi and gets an annoyed email from Hidan about a certain orange-masked ninja running around yelling for his Sempai. I promise, the story is way better than the summary. T for language. TobiDei/DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Nineteen Going on Twelve by Kingfishers reviews
A twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parent Partners and Teenage Tauntrums by AngieWhite reviews
It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Crossed Wires by FadingMoonlight reviews
Akatsuki got together for a tactics meeting, a meeting Kakuzu interrupted with drinks. Deidara took the opportunity to get drunk out of his mind. He doesn't know what he's saying...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Going Out With a Katsu by 1808565 reviews
Five years ago Deidara had been given a mission of the utmost importance: infiltrate and assassinate the Akatsuki. Now, that mission has been completed...but what kind of welcome will the infamous Iwa explosions specialist receive when he comes home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Clay and Butterflies by Akatsuki210 reviews
Having been forced to join Akatsuki, Deidara is in a glum mood. But his outlook changes when he meets a fellow artist in the organization...and it's not who you might think. MANGA SPOILERS. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Reverse Psychology by chyunine reviews
[One-shot, Team 7, one-sided NaruSaku, SasuSaku, Naruto-centric] Because life is all about give and take, and sometimes you're the one that has to let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki 4th of July by Canis Lupus6 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan and Dei go out to get fireworks to celebrate a country's freedom even though they don't live there. Happy 4th of July to them Americans! OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
A Bedtime Story by Rebel Jackson reviews
A Mom telling her kids a story about Sasuke and Hinata. Sasuke is the new kid at school when he meets Hinata. And is immediatly interested in the mysterious Hyuga. But little does he know was secrets lie behind her pale eyes. SASUHINA GAAHINA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shocking Surprise! by swirlheart reviews
Sasuke’s been a real pain lately in squad 7 and everyone’s had enough. Even Kakashi! So the masked sensei comes up with a solution… a shock collar to keep the Uchiha in line! Please read and review! Nice ones please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Many Black Outs Of Uchiha Sasuke by Rain-in-Midnight reviews
Sasuke's P.O.V. OOC " committed treason." "Yes...yes I did." " should be sentenced to death." "Is that so?" "Mhmmm." "Well that kind of sucks." Rated T for slight swearing and a few slightly sexual references...hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Side of The Blade by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
The final face off between the Akatsuki and Team Seven. Only seven will step out alive. Who are they? Unraveled through grudges, the Uchiha Massacre, broken friendships, etc. one-shot... no real pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
A Present for Tobi by K1ngQu1nn reviews
I have the urge to write and this is what came of it. SPOILER for those who haven't read upwards of volume 40. WARNING: There is mild yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
It hits the fan by IceCrome reviews
After taking advantage of a drunken Deidara, Sasori struggles to accept his feelings. Wounds begin to open and everything starts to hit the fan. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
TwentyFive Dollars by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
What I Do? by sakuraharunos reviews
-"I'm not gonna let you have it!" yelled a very protective Kakashi trying to keep something from Tobi that could change all of the fire country... well, maybe. But who will get it? ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Little Smirk by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
HidaDei, KakuHida, suggested SasoDei. Drag!Hidan and Drag!Deidara. What more can I say? There's lots of... puns. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Tobi's Room by Akasuna no Rin reviews
Deidara is new to the Akatsuki. He doesn't know the dangers hidden in Tobi's room... Not TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
I'll Be Missing You by Delilah Elric reviews
When introduced to his new partner, Deidara is asked to give him some words of advice...Deidara flashes back to a moment with his old danna. Mild kissing scene. Nothing too graphic. It's a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Babysitter by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sakura messes up a jutsu and the result leaves her in her 4 year old body. When Tsunade is too busy to help her, she entrusts Sakura with an excellent babysitter for the night: Sasuke. Wait, what? SasuSaku. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Lists and Liars by with eyes looking up reviews
In which Kakashi forces his poor genin team to list their New Year's Resolutions. Crack, Team 7 fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Perfect Imperfection by fallin.sunshine reviews
AU. "See, Hidan! My boobs are flabby; I’ve got curves in all the wrong places, and please tell me big girls are beautiful." Because time does go by and we all change. — HIDANTEMARI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Vested Interest by Alory Shannon reviews
Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Final Moments by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Everyone in Akatsuki has suffered. The Final Moments of their life are the ones which should be treasured most. Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara and Itachi. Their Final Moments are the ones that matter the most. **ITACHI IS UP** -COMPLETED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sasori, Hidan - Complete
The Only Difference Between Suicide And Martyrdom by Thorn In Your Side reviews
A blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Deidara, Sai - Complete
Rice Balls and Silver Lockets by PhantomBella reviews
A fluffy SasuHina oneshot in honor of Sasuke's birthday! Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Gift to Remember by Lilac Rain reviews
.SasuHina. Surprisingly, no one remembers the birthday of Uchiha Sasuke. What is he to do, one that is not used to being ignored? He sulks of course. But, a certain, shy girl, remembers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Higher You Climb the Harder You Fall by sauskegirl15 reviews
Sakura lost both parents to a mysterious murder and is sent to live in an orphanage where she soon makes a failed attempt at suicide. A year passes and Sakura is adopted, but suddenly finds herself falling for her new step brother. DeidaraxSakura deisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
When Snow Falls in Konoha by Pastel Kitkat reviews
OneShot Hinata only has one wish this Christmas and that is for it to snow in Konoha. Little does the young girl know that she'll get her wish... and so much more. SasuHina -For Elichan-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Gift of Green by 4ng3legg reviews
The story of Mr. Ukki. Oneshot. No pairings. Just friends.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Smile For Me by MissLe reviews
Sasuke had never liked smiling. Smiling meant showing emotion, which meant he was weak. Prodigies never laughed or smiled. Which was fine with him until that one seemingly uneventful day where Kakashi neglected to show up yet again... [SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Shopping Day by EmbellishedTruth reviews
Itachi and Deidara go shopping for groceries... with explosive results. ItaDei. Onshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Moon River by forever-waiting reviews
A coldblooded Srank criminal... An innocent and shy noble girl... Unspeakable love sparkled between them... but their difference was so great... What will happen to their love? ItaXHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Proposal by Chiisarin reviews
Deidara proposes to Sakura. She rejects him. A fluffly oneshot, with a bit of OOCness. Still, who doesn't love a fluffy DeiSaku? XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 482 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Itachi and a fortune cookie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Aka Suna no Birthday by Digital Skitty reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Manic Grin by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 700 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete