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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1898632, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I live on the east coast and sell clothing to spoiled brats for a living. I like Twilight a little, but I like fanfiction a lot.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,018 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,781 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 10,207 - Follows: 5,746 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,386 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,028 - Follows: 6,577 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9258 - Favs: 6,898 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,069 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Rock Bottom by denofsin reviews
Bella Swan has hit rock bottom. She flunked out of college and has to move back home with her father. But when she gets a job at Sofie’s Restaurant and meets Edward Cullen and his friends, things begin look up. But for how long? Will Bella push him away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,298 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,150 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Snap by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dissonance ON HAITUS by whoaisme3 reviews
AU, AH, OOC: Bella Swan is a foster kid with a tough exterior and dark past. Edward Cullen is introspective, moody, and beautiful, and completely unavailable. Through a haze of music and cigarette smoke, they try to find a balance within the dischord.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,969 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Ironic by sillybella reviews
Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Relief reviews
My father always told me that we can never choose our destiny, that our destiny chooses us. It's not always what we want, but we have to accept it. I think the only reason I listened to him was because, when he said this, he knew he was dying. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,498 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Haight Is A Strong Word reviews
Bella Swan is a Berkeley dropout and is searching for anything and everything that will alienate her from her perfectly structured past. But once she goes too far, only an auburn-haired stranger can redeem her from the mess she's made for herself. AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Til Death, Or Something Equally Terrible reviews
Girls often involve their friends in their relationships. Especially Alice Brandon. But what happens when everything goes sour? Will Bella and Edward be able to keep themselves together beneath the wrath of Alice the Bridezilla? AH, SMeyer owns.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Through His Eyes reviews
Edward is too weak to stay away any longer. He returns to Bella just under a year after leaving her, not expecting what he will find. Will he understand the impact of his absence on Bella after seeing the past ten months through her father's eyes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Terribly Wrong reviews
There is something horrible happening with Edward, and Bella simply cannot figure it out. So what does she do when the mysterious coldness inspired within her true love brings her beneath the darkened shade of the forest? A heart-wrenching one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete