Siriusly Amused
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Joined 03-26-02, id: 189885, Profile Updated: 03-25-09
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Skins, and Bleach.

I created this account seven years ago today. I was fifteen, a sophomore in high school, and I was just about to take my driver's test. I'm now twenty two, a graduate student who's just a year and a half away from being considered a fully independent adult and joining the working world. This account has played a huge part of my life within those seven years; I love each of my fics (including the ones I took down ages ago).

The Hogwarts High series reflects so much of my own high school experience that it never fails to make me laugh, and to this day, I'm impressed with the characterizations (though they deviated so much from the original characters) as well as the world I created. I believe Hogwarts High spawned a plethora of copy cat fics; it's popularity exceeded my wildest hopes for it when I first started posting it, and when I posted the first chapter of HHII, I believe I received close to 100 within the first couple of days. It was an immense compliment.

Harry Potter was an Only Child was the first fic I finished and is arguably my second most popular fic after the Hogwarts High series. It's also the fastest fic that I wrote. The story flowed so easily for me, the characters appeared so vividly that sometimes I felt like they were writing instead of me. Sometimes, I think that this is my favorite story.

Dream On was another popular fic that I managed to finish, though I had lost my steam by the end, and it therefore never lived up to the potential of what this fic should have been. I'm still proud of coming up with the idea for it. It was original.

Anthem and its rewrite The Small Print are also at the top of my favorite list. Anthem has the same feel as Hogwarts High. The Small Print marks the time when my writing started to improve, where I started really developing characters and writing the details out instead of relying on dialogue. Unfortunately, I was never able to fully piece together the plot.

I'm most proud of Age of Consent. I tackled an era that's highly ignored in the fandom, and I developed personalities for three characters that canon gives little information about, and even managed to develop likable and non mary sue OCs. If I return to any of my fics, it'll be this one.

Yes, that's right, I'm saying goodbye. I love my fics, but it's been months since I've even thought about writing more for any of these. The longest I have gone before this was 3 months...it's been almost seven. This account will stay here. My fics will stay up. I may even poke my head in from time to time to say hello. But this account represents seven years of my adolescent life, and I'm moving on. I'm writing under a new account, and if any of you would like to know my new FF.Net account, PM me and I'll tell you. Otherwise, thank you for reading my fics. I hope you enjoyed them.

Siriusly Amused

Updated 3/26/09

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One Night Stand by Hold-Your-Hippogriffs reviews
RHr. 7th year romance fic. Maybe HG on the side, haven't decided. WARNING: TEEN PREGNANCY! Will Hermione's pregnancy affect her friendship with Ron? Sorry, crap summary EPILOGUE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,982 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
But I Thought I'd Never Meet You by En Parodia reviews
I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
What Are We Waiting For? by Gwendolyn James reviews
Malfoy attacks Hermione and Ron steps in to rescue her. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets of the Sohma by Aishuu reviews
As Sohma Momo ages, she begins to discover the truth about her family her cousin Haru begins to drop hints which will lead her to the dark secret her mother has forgotten and her father hides: Momiji. COMPLETE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,734 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Momo S., Momiji S. - Complete
Trapped! by Enter the Extinct Age reviews
PG13 for language...an assortment of characters are marooned on the Hogwarts Express!! love, hate, jealousy? r/r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,361 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
KatTHNGVBD by solderini reviews
Kyou has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. The whole title didn't fit, obviously. A direct parody of Judith Viorst's classic kid's book.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Enter the Extinct Age reviews
**COMPLETE**PG13 for later chapters...each chap. is a Deadly Sin...**D/G** please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,088 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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SemiCharmed Life reviews
What happens when you keep the magic but take away Hogwarts? You get the Dream Team hiding their magic while attending a normal school. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2008
Retarded reviews
Draco and Tonks find themselves in an alternate universe in which blood is everything and incest is common. Forced into marriage by their family, the two find themselves having to act like a loving couple as they try desperately to get back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., N. Tonks
Wasted reviews
ONESHOT! After Ichigo and Rukia finally become a couple, Orihime finds herself having to deal with a very drunk and heartbroken Renji.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Orihime I., Renji A. - Complete
Hardcore Days & Softcore Nights reviews
Scorpius, Rose and Al spent most of their teen years trying to break out of their parents' shadows. However, when mysterious murders start to occur, the three realize they have a little bit of their parents in them after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Hogwarts High II reviews
Ron's a junior, Ginny's a sophomore, and they're going back to Hogwarts High alone this year. Will they survive? The second installment to the story of a school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Sticky Sweet Kisses reviews
Written pre-S2. Jal and Chris share a popsicle.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Practical Meets Chaotic reviews
Written before season two. Jal and Chris are a mismatched pair who have fun on a Friday night with Diet Coke.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Age of Consent reviews
Bill thinks Tonks is cute, Tonks is in love with Charlie, and Charlie can only think of dragons. This is the story of the forgotten trio’s time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,919 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - N. Tonks, Bill W.
Kiss reviews
A collection of one shots. Each focusing on a random pairing's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
Dream On reviews
When Harry dies to save them, Ron and Hermione are so shocked that their friends and family feel the need to place a charm on them that makes them forget all about the wizarding world, forcing them to live as Muggles and forget Harry and each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,834 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Small Print reviews
Angstridden Hayden Weasley always knew his life was messed up, but when he's forced to enter the wizarding world, meet his famous father, deal with his magical cousins, and fall in love with his enemy, he realizes just how messed up his life really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006
Scarred for Life reviews
ONE SHOT! The Malfoys inadvertantly make The Trio happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Endlessly reviews
ONE SHOT: The summer after sixth year, Draco has no one to turn to but her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Snippets reviews
Just some little Snippets from the Hogwarts High gang before their sophomore year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Hogwarts High reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter was an Only Child reviews
COMPLETE! An AU fic where James and Lily lived, Harry is a normal wizard teen, and he has...SIBLINGS! But what happens when Harry finds out that he is living a life that shouldn't be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Knights in Billowing Robes reviews
ABANDONED! We all grew up on Fairy Tales but does everyone's fairy tale come true? Ginevra Weasley has everything planned out in her head, but life has other ideas. Instead of knights, she has boys. And instead of kingoms, she has mayhem!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Anthem reviews
ABANDONED! Hayden Potter used to have a normal life. That is until he found out that his dad is the greatest wizard alive. Now Hayden has to leave his normal life and face the presures of being Harry Potter's son. Ch 7 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Without Harry reviews
ABANDONED! It's the summer after fourth year and Harry's stuck at the Dursley's. No longer able to stand the twin's new inventions Ron heads to Hermoine's for the summer where the two spend their time without Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Malfoy and the Mudblood reviews
ABANDONED! Draco Malfoy has always hated Hermione Granger, but what happens when he realizes that she really isn't so bad? Forbidden romance, angst, and Voldie in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He Promised reviews
ONE SHOT! Short fluffy fic that I thought up and wrote in an hour. Harry is off to fight Voldemort for the last time, one will die. Harry makes Ginny a promise...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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