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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1899093, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note.

I bet you're enjoying Near's orgasm face, huh? 8D

-cough.- Anyway.

I be Chocolate Flauvoured Robots.

I write smut.

I read smut.

I review like a rabid yaoi fan. And there is nothing you can do to stop me. Hurhur..


Announcements~

"I've finished "C is for..." and I'll post it on Friday or Saturday both for the suspense and for the heavy flow of readers on the weekends. See what I did there? I'm not just a skillful author with a pretty face (LOLWUT LIER), I'm smrat, too. Really really smrat."

-5/24/10

Random crap.

Favorite Anime: Death Note! DEATH NOTE DEATH NOTE DEATH NOTE!~

Favorite Pairings: Mello/Near, Matt/Near, Mello/Near/Matt. Just... Just orgasmic.

Least Favorite Pairings: Mello/Matt, Matt/Mello, DNCharacters/OCs. There's nothing worse than having an OC romantically involved with a character in a fanfiction. That's the reason why fanfiction is so distorted in the eyes of some people-- because some people make it just an excuse to give yourself another name and pair yourself up with a distinguished character. Ugh.

Favorite Fetish: Counting out toys, I have to say crossdressing. Costumes are too fun. Especially Near in a cute little schoolgirl.. Yum.

Yaoi or Yuri?: Yaoi. Yuri is fun, but only if it's Genderswitch MxN.

Current Obsessions: Dominant/Sadistic!MelloXSubmissive/Masochistic!Near. I need sum good BDSM not written by myself. Chikkin on the side would be nice too.

Recommendations For the MxN fanpeople:

Heat - Iridescent Twilight

This reminds me of something that should be in the DN Kink Meme. 8l Mello/girl!Near, I was itching for days to re-read this. I recommend it for those who need crack and aren't afraid of hetero.

Pretty Hues Of Lust And Pain - Blissful Lissy

I love this girl's writing style. This is probably one of the most beautiful fics I've ever read. The way the topic so intricately intertwines with the plot, with the added mansex, this is what you should read if you want wonderfully written smut. Js.

Visits - xxakatsuki.loverxx

I adore the way this builds up. I adore how IC it is, I just adore it all. It made me cry too, and that's not just because I was on my period and happened to be super-overemotional.

Feel Better - ViVi222

Presents, oh how I adore presents. This girl completed my MattNear request and passed my uptight standards with flying colors. This is a must-read, and a wonderful addition to the MattNear fandom.

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Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
Forevermore by BadLiterature reviews
Inside Mello's tortured mind, growing insane and evil, lies a desire for the boy he swears to kill. The flames that consume his heart have been longing for their tendor... MxN COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
How to Annoy by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Yes, it's been done, but never by ME! This is how to harass, bother, aggravate, and generally make each character from Death Note hate you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Inevitable by DeadlyEyes reviews
Perhaps the resentment he showed towards the boy was only jealousy. It was flattering, but only to be expected." MelloXNear Their relationship will be developed more in later chapters, and don't worry, there will be Yaoi. I do not own Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mello, Near
Darkroom by ohhai reviews
Near has tried to move on and start a new life after the Kira case was over. It seems that sometimes you can never completely lose your past. this summary sucks but I'm trying to not give spoilers! MattxNear and more , mild rape. LEMONS. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,642 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Feel Better by ViVi222 reviews
What happens when Mello leaves Matt again? He goes to the only person who might understand, Near. Rated M for hardcore lemons!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
Heat by Iridescent Twilight reviews
Mello/Girl!Near, excessive smut, AU, very little plot. A heatwave makes Near's hormones perk up and take notice of a very interested Mello. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Visits by nowherenew reviews
Mello keeps visiting Near. The visits are short, and often full of snide insults and rude behavior from Mello. Near didn’t really know how insults and jibes had gradually turned into rough kisses. He just let it happen--over and over.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Lost Bet by lxoxjoanxoxl reviews
For the first time, Mello beat Near in something: a game of poker. The two had agreed that the loser would obey the winner's every whim for a day. What's in the future for Near? Female school uniforms, a date with Mello, and...You can figure the rest out.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Return to the Spirit World by RoseDragonWitch reviews
It's been 5 years since Chihiro left Haku and the Spirit World-and now she longs to see them again...if only for a minute. See what will happen to her in her quest to see the one person she wants to see above all others-in a paradox of life and love.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
So This is War by scooterwoof reviews
Sequel to Gummy Bears. MattXNear. Bits of MattXMello and MelloXNear. STORY ABANDONED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Matt, Near
City of Delusion by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
Three years later Near is living in his birth town of New Orleans. He becomes reunited with his childhood friend Aurore, and must come to terms with Mello, whom he still loves. Near also finds himself in the center of the vampiric war waging around him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,969 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Freedom Is An Image In One's Mind by st.jimmy.987 reviews
Mihael Keehl was brought over on the slave trade by accident, having been captured with the kids he had been playing with. In America, he comes to term with his master after many years. Story better than the summary, i hope. being edited.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Documentary by FragilePuzzle reviews
Roger gets Matt a camcorder for Christmas, and he and Mello decide to document their lives at Wammy's house. A year after the first of the tapes are made, L gets his hands on them and realizes that things at Wammy's are not as that they seem. Eventual MMN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,834 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Music by st.jimmy.987 reviews
anyone notice i write a lot of music-fics with MN? O.O Matt, Mello, and Near graduate from Wammy's and go in different directions. A reunion ten years later brings unwanted feelings...or does it simply uncover the feelings felt all along?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Mello, Near
Allouette by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. Near is a famous ballerina, and Mello is the best soccer player on the best team in the world. Mello ends up going to one of his shows and falls in love...but it seems doubtful that supposedly pompous, hardhearted Near will feel the same way.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
I Will Make You Submit by FragilePuzzle reviews
Mello kidnaps Near right from underneath the SPK's noses, intending to get the best of the small boy once and for all. However, he will do that by any means necessary...Any. Lemon, kink, BDSM, fetish, MelloxNear, all that good stuff. Slightly PWP.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Something More Classical by Kayla-kun reviews
Sequel to A Present For Mello. Wammy's is holding a dance, but Mello isn't interested. Near doesn't want to go either. He has other plans on his mind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
High Roller by Maddasahatter reviews
Near stumbles into a casino with the intent of regaining some money lost during the attack on the SPK. Unfortunately, he runs into a blond who isn't thrilled to see him, and a security staff that doesn't want him to walk away. NearxMello - Lemon scented D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mello, Near
Gimme Mah Chocolate, Foo! by My Sublunary Soul reviews
Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mello, Near
Of Common Villages and Theater by st.jimmy.987 reviews
AU Prince Nate Rivers is 'kidnapped' by his cousin and lost in a commoner's marketplace. He is found by a theater group. Oh, my...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Gummy Bears by scooterwoof reviews
Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
When the chandelier falls by FragilePuzzle reviews
The children of Wammy's go to see a ballet, and things go awry when the audience is held hostage by a mysterious killer that seems to be looking for Near. Will Mello and Near be able to save the audience, and themselves, in time? MxN, onesided BBxN/BBxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
A Present for Mello by Kayla-kun reviews
Matt knows exactly what Mello wants for his birthday this year, and he plans to give it to him. First, hes going to need to convince Near, which may be a little difficult. MelloNear fluff
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bunnies for birthday presents? by FragilePuzzle reviews
Matt has been promising himself that he'd get Mello the best birthday present ever. Now that he's got the perfect idea, he'll have to put it into action, a little convincing of others along the way. MattxMelloxNear, MelloxMattxNear, hard lemon, PWP.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mello
Formal Dining by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
What starts as an ordinary meal turns into... er, something else. MxN, yaoi, lemon. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Mello, Near
We're Family by Sambart reviews
Or are they? Set during or after the Kira Case, its up to you Mello meets up with Near. But what do they speak of and does anything happen? Inspired by mine and crestfallen13's roleplay off Gaia D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Mello, Near
Keehlotania by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. Prince Matt buys Prince Mello a gift for his birthday...a boy named Near. When the prince falls in love with him, will Near feel the same? MelloxNear, Crack-ish, M for language and lemons.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. A PWP Sadist!Near x SlightlyMasochist!Mello oneshot. WARNING: Involves kink, smut, fetish, and almost no plot whatsoever. Also, be on the lookout for OOC-ness. If you don't like, don't read. Written by some friends and I to practice smut-writing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
It's a Wonderful Life by Severe Cabbage reviews
Near is fighting puberty, and Mello has a habit of taking stupid dares. Naturally, this leads to misguided seduction attempts, a proliferation of unnecessary emotions, and a growing attraction towards Mello's feet. Sometimes, it's hard to be a genius. MxN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,727 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Peaches by MattsMarshMello reviews
Near and Mello have a few encounters with peaches in the kitchen. WARNING: Yaoi guyxguy
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
All Matt's Fault by anothermellofan reviews
Mello, Near, and experimentation.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
So Let Yourself Down Tonight by ohhai reviews
Near feels trapped with Mello as the only one he knows in this strange country, so he puts up with his abuse. That is until he starts having an affair with Matt. Can Near break free from Mello's grasp? Yaoi, MelloxNear, MattxNear, slight OOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,543 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
My Angel, My Love by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
Matt had been in love with Near ever since he first saw him. But will the albino return his feelings? Will he ever be brave enough to tell him? ONE-SHOT! Yaoi! NearxMatt! Rated M for a reason!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
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Break reviews
Dignity is a wonderful toy. Breaking it is where all the fun is. MelloNear, S&M, mild rape, dubcon. Second submission in my MelloNear A-Z fanfiction series!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Addiction reviews
He of all people should know coming to my room after dark is a very dangerous thing. Mello's POV. Mello/Near lemons, yo. Eager!Near, Sadistic!Mello, all that good stuff. PWP, because it just wouldn't be my fic otherwise.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Pandora reviews
AU. What troubles could possibly come from cheating on your boyfriend with a blonde male stripper named Mello? Guilt, pole dancing and epic lemon, that's what. Major S&M. Will be updated as regularly as possible.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Near, Mello
December 13 reviews
Near decides to give Mello a little gift for his birthday.. At least, that was how it started out. Now their relationship is bordering on something more than just random trysts. What exactly is Mello to Near? Hardcore lemon, Bondage, S&M. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Near, Mello
With Me Tonight reviews
Near decides to do something fun for his lover, Matt. But what happens when a leather-clad menace comes home a little too early? One-shot. Hard Lemon, kink, and mild-to-severe PWP ness because you shouldn't expect any less from me!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Near, Matt - Complete
Love Me Dead reviews
*On hiatus!* Near is using his body as payment around the orphanage to maintain his number one spot. What happens when Mello finds out about Near's little escort service? BDSM, rape, lemon, crossdressing.. And more
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Near, Mello