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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1899167, Profile Updated: 07-19-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Hey Arnold, Firefly, and Castle.

Mid-twenties, longtime writer and lover of fanfiction, etc., etc.; if you're here for fic, it's below. (:

If you're looking for the 2011/2012 version of The Quiet Life of Severus Snape, you can download the file at filedropper: filedropper . com / tqlossexistingcopy

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don't you know people write songs (about girls like you) by TexasWatermelon reviews
There's something about Rachel Berry, an endless optimism and a confidence in her own talent, and it's something that absolutely infuriates Cassandra from the start.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Cassandra J., Rachel B. - Complete
After Hell, Heaven's Touch by DC Derringer reviews
When Dean returns from Hell, he is plagued with nightmares and hellish desires. Castiel endeavors to retrain those desires into something more acceptable.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Saving My Face by KismetJeska reviews
Every time Dean kisses Castiel, Cas lets him forget. Destiel, based on a Tumblr headcanon post.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sanctuary by Ebyru reviews
Castiel reflects on his new environment and situation. This isn't the first time he's been stuck somewhere, but it's the first time he's had Dean as company.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
swimming in smoke by egyouppt reviews
Humans annoy and irritate and confuse Castiel, and none more so than Dean. They also surprise and move and teach Castiel, and—again—none more so than Dean. This one of the latter times.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting It Right by shannondaskies reviews
He only wanted her attention - it couldn't be that hard! Lucissa at Hogwarts, WIP, reviews appreciated more than caffeine on a Monday morning and that's a LOT .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Schadenfreude by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-war. Hermione's parents drag her to a swap meet so they can buy ugly dog figurines and sad clowns to clutter up their house. While there, she discovers a relic from Severus Snape's past that forces her to change her view of the man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Generally In The Mornings by Random-Battlecry reviews
Normal in the office doesn't count as normal in real life. Maybe if she knew that, she'd see him for who he really was. Toby/Pam. One shot.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Toby F., Pam B. - Complete
Of Hormones and Frizzy Hair by InTheirBadnessReign reviews
Hermione Granger. Brilliant, the brightest young witch of her time. Oh yes, one thing. She really can't deal with her hormones. Books will not help her get out of this mess! Inspired by HBP film. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Look In Your Eyes, Like You Could Save Me by bolshakobia reviews
Set in HBP, & DH later. Dramione! Angst, fluff, friendship & more. -Hermione realizes Draco is in too deep & sees a whole new side to him. He doesn't want this, and she knows it, so she helps him. A more realistic D/Hr story. R&R. 6th Chapter now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Quirinus by Tannhaeuser reviews
Professor Quirrell explains how he got into the Dark Arts. A vignette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Someone Else's Eyes by Erythros reviews
Father always said he liked Mother's eyes the most. Young Scorpius contemplates on what his father means. Implied DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forbidden by Q-BriarXJade-Q reviews
I hated you. I resented you. I feared you. I wanted you. You were what I couldn't have, and a Malfoy always wants what he can't have. But once I had you, it was then that I loved you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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The Quiet Life of Severus Snape reviews
In which Severus Snape's death is interrupted by an interfering Hermione Granger, and he harbors quiet animosity for the girl who forced him to live past the war. CW for trauma, suicide mention, torture, self-harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,605 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Enough reviews
A snapshot of minds. One-shot. Takes place during 4.07, "Cops and Robbers".
Castle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Shiny's in the Smile reviews
She looks down at the apple, and smiles quietly, but it ain't enough; Mal can't see it in her eyes, and that's where he likes it most. Set directly after "The Message". One-shot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
A Concerted Effort to Disagree reviews
"And we always thought he didn't have the capacity for emotion. This changes everything. Maybe all Slytherins can be lovely and nice." The two new Heads are at each other's throats in no time. No lemons, but adult situations and cussing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,919 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bereft of Hope, the Pink Bow Prevails reviews
She’s sixteen now, and determined to keep her chin up even though she’s lost nearly all hope that Arnold will ever notice her; perhaps she’s more delusional than ever, but Helga G. Pataki simply cannot give up.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Helga, Arnold
We Should, Probably reviews
Addressing that whole excited kiss in the Room of Requirement, Hermione and Ron tiptoe around their feelings for each other in the kitchen of the Burrow. Fluffy. One-shot. Ron/Hermione, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Center of Her Focus reviews
It was like hell, wondering whether or not she was still alive. Set during DH, when Ron leaves Harry and Hermione on their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Consumed reviews
He is passionately disliked by many, admired by few, and beholden to so many secrets that sometimes, he feels he may succumb to them. These are the dying moments of Severus Snape. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Severus S. - Complete