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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1899269, Profile Updated: 08-04-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hello Everyone.

I go by the penname Evan and I created an account on fanfiction quite a while back ago due to my obsession with yaoi. Now that many years have come and gone, I don't go after yaoi quite as much and I'm not that crazy about it anymore (so much to the point where I would stay up dangerously late reading it at least), although I feel quite guilty about leaving my writings to be unfinished. It is currently 2011 and the summer is coming to a quick close but hopefully with this new time I have, I can finish writing my series Pieces of the Puzzle and start a new one with a brand new pairing...or just stay with ItaNaru. That works for me quite well :3 I adore just about every yaoi pairing out there (mainly some with Orochimaru ^.^) and while I cannot make any promises, I look forward to seeing or creating a new story for a pairing.

NEW NEWS: Pieces of the Puzzle will be taken down sadly enough and refurbished in every which way and form! I was rereading back on it and seeing at how fast it moved with uncharacteristic traits of both Itachi and Naruto, I wish to recapture it! I will be rewriting it and adding in one chapter at a time once again, staring in about a month with time to work on my new ideas as well as finish other chapters to another story I have started with one of my fellow colleague and closet friend, which I feel needs to be finished as well for making her wait eight months (going on nine!) for a simple chapter update. Don't feel bad guys; both of you got the bad end of the stick! Along with rewriting and replanning Pieces of the Puzzle will come along much better grammar (hopefully T,T) as well the same plot but with slightly different chapter content and it may take longer to reach a certain point in the story where the two become one, although the scene will be quite detailed and worth the wait, unlike the one that is up right now! Wish me luck on this and it's good to still hear from a few people that updates are mandatory at this point and missed XD Give me some time guys, and I guarentee that my promises will no longer be empty and that this year will hopefully fly by in chapters with both his and Pieces of the Puzzle.

If you're interested in reading the other story that I'm co-writing, let me know and I'll be sure to publish a link on this page! I have to warn though; it has no yaoi, is total het., there are no smexy scenes, and it is not fan fiction in any way, which sounds quite boring to be reading here on fanfiction, but that's how stories are born. Anyway, good to be back and can't wait to read more reviews :) Goodnight for now guys!

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Evil Genius by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU "And I will keep on my staff, a five-year-old child" Little did Itachi know that the child would become the bane of his existence; but with time comes new enemies and feelings. And in the end, the real question will be; who was the real evil genius?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Little Voice by AWriterThatCan'tSpell reviews
Kyle is angry about how his life seems to be turned upside down by Fan boy every day. So when another incident gives him some one to talk to, can he let his true feelings out? Or will new feelings be uncovered? FanboyxKyle Rated T for yaoi
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
I'm Not Who You Think by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Looking for the Akatsuki, Sasuke meets a genki blond eager to help him in his quest. But Naruto's true aims turn out to be a bit different; involving the one person that Sasuke has sworn to kill and Naruto has sworn to protect. SasuNaruFriendship. ItaNaru (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The special potion by red-eyedgal reviews
Four teens transported into the Naruto World due to four crystals they each found. And one of the teens has accidently released the ten tailed beast,Goruki. Now Orochimaru and the Akatsuki are after these poor teens. Full Summary inside. DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Thrill of Devotion by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Being kept apart for a month because of business was one of the worst things that could happen in Naruto's mind. Luckily, Itachi has a plan to solve their problem. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sunday's Child by xotakux2002x reviews
short drabble based on an old poem. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
From Flight to Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
Every relationship has a start and an end, a flight and a fall. The birds sang on the final day as snatches of memories reveal a relationship that should never have been. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Three Hours, Forty Minutes by Sandylee007 reviews
INDEPENDENT COMPANION ONESHOT FOR “Five Minutes, Thirty Seconds” As his final request, Sasuke makes a phonecall… AU YAOI SasuNaru DEATH FIC - HEAVY TISSUE WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Minutes, Thirty Seconds by Sandylee007 reviews
SHORT ONESHOT Naruto’s pleasantly surprised when he gets a phone call from his fiancé, whom he hasn’t met in two weeks. AU YAOI SasuNaru TISSUE WARNING NOW HAS A COMPANION Three Hours, Forty Minutes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Seeing Stars by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle for a not-so-relaxing night at the movies. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
What's Your Kryptonite? by Hyper Kid reviews
Going through the various teams of nins, finding out what really drives them nuts... INCLUDING the sand nins! XD Set at random intervals, some canon, some pure fanon, all fun! Rated for swearing, minor yaoi, complete randomness, beware Tenten's camera! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008
Secret Temptations by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
King of Illusions by Hopelesslielost reviews
The whole thing was so weak, a frustrating illusion. But that’s what Itachi was; King of the most painful illusions, this one just happened to be real. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Itachi by xotakux2002x reviews
just a little kisaita i thought up. don't kill me for putting deidara and orochimaru in here at the same time; i didn't know deidara was snakey's replacement until after this was written.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Finally Getting What He Wants by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews
On a Friday night, Naruto's greatest temptation knocks on his door. Can he resist? Or will he take a certain raven for his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Finding the Real Me by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
Squees parents go out on abit of a vacation leaving Squee behind. While they're gone though, they get into an accident and eventually die. How will Squee deal with this? If you wanna know your gonna have to read it! NnyXolder Squee.Given Up on this story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So Similar, So Different by Helike reviews
It's as if two lives mixed together into one. So similar, yet so different. There are things that bind them in some way and things that part them at the same time. Itachi. Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Pyromania by Mademoislle Noir reviews
AU When the Uchiha boys were young a girl with pink hair showed up his door step covered in blood saying “Kill me”. Four years later, Sasuke deal with life as an arsonist as feelings for her, as well as his best friend who loves blood, Gaara. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Pieces of the Puzzle reviews
Frame for murder, pestered by his brother and hurt by his company, Itachi feels life can't get any better, when ironically, it does thanks to the help of a certain blonde. ItaNaru, Yaoi/Shonen Ai Rated M *Dedicated to Crystal Chavez*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,305 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Another Day Like This reviews
Before you go to bed, wonder to yourself for me and try to answer truthfully: If you had another day like this, what would you do? ItaNaru Oneshot, rated T.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
True Art reviews
SasoDei yaoi. Sasori and Deidara get into one of their infamous arguments over what true art is, Deidara finding more of what he bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete